Chapter 315: Monkey can't win, Tang Shiba becomes the king
If it really is Si's idol, then this is too incredible!
Even though he was injured, he still accompanied Hu Dou to climb the mountain. If this is not true love, what is it?
Where are the CP fans? Where did they go? Why didn’t they come to support the couple at this crucial moment?
Heibao sent the message to the group: Idol Si is crazy about love, and he endured the pain to accompany Hudou to climb Lingshan Mountain to see the monkeys. Please ask the administrator to convey to the CP fans that if you want to support the CP on the spot, come to the position of Bear!
The black treasures of the Hudou group: It’s over, we are in Water City and can’t make it back!
Administrator of Hudou Group: Got it!!!
The Tangdou group was also excited at this moment: Dear Tangbao, there are too many people in Lingshan, please do not expose the Tangdou, otherwise a stampede may easily occur. Please ensure your safety and the safety of the Tangdou!
Sugar Bean Group: Received +9999
At this time, Tang Shiba met the one-armed hero Fulai, who was squatting on the side of the road. He did not steal food or hit people, but looked around with his intelligent eyes.
[Tsk, tsk, it's the most intelligent monkey I've ever seen. Why? Because its walking posture is so perfect. If you saw it in the middle of the night, you would think it was a child passing by!]
[Host, its hand seems to have been broken by a high-voltage wire! ]
Poor monkey! I heard it often eats at people's homes. No wonder it's so elegant, completely different from those rambunctious monkeys!
The monkeys who were eating melons and wanted to attack Tang Shiba at the same time: Who are you calling a monkey? If you have the guts, just say it out loud!
Tang Shiba's attention was drawn to the bears again. "Wow, these two bears are so fat! Unfortunately, they have bad breath because meat always gets stuck in their teeth. When they open their mouths, the smell is worse than their farts!"
Bear: I heard someone was eating their melons? Who is it? Come out and let me see. I'll fart and make her faint!
[Ouch, not only does it have bad breath, it also wants to have a cross-species relationship. It actually likes the wolf warrior next door?]
Wolf: Whoever is after its meat will be beaten to death!
The two bears in the pit started fighting for some unknown reason, and tourists tried to stop them, saying, "Stop fighting, it's getting ugly!"
"I heard they are husband and wife?"
"Could it be a brother?"
No one knows why they are fighting!
Seeing them fighting, Tang Shiba pulled Si Wu Yu upstairs.
The monkeys following behind were chattering: "I heard that the lion likes the tiger next door? Their circle is really messy!"
Monkey A: What's that? Last time we saw a leopard confess its love to us, we were so scared that we didn't dare to go near it anymore.
Monkey B: Remember last time, a couple ran into the woods to go to the toilet and we saw them.
Monkey Ding: I saw it too. Their butts are white and tender. They don’t look like us monkeys at all. They are so ugly!
The monkeys got angry when talking about this: we beat them up as soon as they came out. There was a toilet outside, but they insisted on going into the woods to shit!
Monkeys: Not civilized at all!
Monkey A: They are uncivilized and even eat shit. It’s so disgusting. I was so disgusted last time!
Monkey B: I know that one. I heard it’s a kind of shit called durian!
Tang Shiba found it quite interesting to listen to the monkeys' revelations. Did she join in too?
Speaking of that random shit couple, they're back again today! Hey, they even bought some laxatives to get back at me!
The monkeys chirped and spread the news: I heard that the couple is here again. They were wearing masks last time, so I couldn’t see what they looked like clearly!
Monkey A was angry: They must be here for revenge, pass on this, don’t eat anything given by the couple, and beat them up again by the way!
Tang Shiba was tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-ing as he listened. [They also knew that the couple was coming for revenge? They got the news so quickly!]
"I know what that couple looks like. If you play with me, I'll take you there!"
Tourists passing by saw Tang Shiba squatting with a bunch of monkeys, chattering, and stopped in their tracks, staring at each other in confusion.
Aren't there rumors that the monkeys here will attack people? Why are they so harmonious? This rumor is so untrue.
The monkeys looked at each other in bewilderment: Let her play? How?
Monkey A pushed out a cute monkey: It’s cuter, you can play with it, take us there quickly, or we’ll beat you!
Tang Shiba hehe: Come on, let’s hurt each other!
Another video that shocked netizens appeared in Lingshan Park.
In the video, Tang Shiba grabbed a monkey and slapped it twice. After being slapped, the monkey could only bare its teeth and did not dare to fight back. This scene made the monkey manager very nervous!
Who is this person? He hit the monkey, and the monkey didn't dare to fight back? Awesome! But this is too dangerous!
Tang Shiba pretended to slap the monkey twice. When the haters saw it, they had to criticize her in order to maintain the popularity!
Haters: Tang Shiba slapped the monkey in Lingshan, which was too cruel and inhumane. The monkey was so cute, how could she do that to him!
Sugar babies, hurry up and line up!
The most naughty monkey in Lingshan: It's obvious this blogger has never been to Lingshan. Are the monkeys in Lingshan cute? What a joke! Go and see them grinning.
Monkeys are my enemies: I have been to Lingshan and slapped a monkey. The monkey guard saw it, but instead of warning me, he told me to run away!
Monkey poops at me: They have smooth fur and clear and innocent eyes, but they definitely don’t have kind faces!
This is exactly the result that the haters want. Look, no one stands on the side of the monkeys. You can imagine how annoying they are!
The beaten Monkey A glared at Tang Shiba fiercely, asking why he had to hit it instead of the other one. How could it establish its authority among the monkeys in the future!
Tang Shiba, two people and a dog were walking in front, and a bunch of monkeys were following behind. When tourists saw them, they kept asking if Tang Shiba was the Monkey King. Why were the monkeys following her?
The beaten Monkey A wanted to ride on Ergou's back, but Ergou would not tolerate it and urinated on it: Just try and ride on it, this noble back of mine is not for you to ride!
Monkey A was unhappy: I am protecting animals!
Ergou snorted coldly: I have never heard of it. I have little education, so don’t lie to me!
Monkey A: I really want to hit it, but it is tied with a leash, it looks so pitiful!
A group of monkeys quickly found the couple. They were carrying a bag of red dates and were planning to distribute them to places where there were many monkeys!
"That's them! Come on, grab their red dates!"
Following Tang Shiba's testimony, the monkeys rushed towards the couple. Seeing the monkeys rushing towards them, the couple was so scared that they quickly threw the red dates on the ground and said, "Here you go!"
Monkey A held the bag in his arms and ordered the other monkeys to go up and beat the people: slap them a few times so that they won’t dare to come here again!
"Ah! What are you doing! Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys are killing people!"
“Bang!”
The woman was slapped and said: Kill people, who are you going to kill? You also want to kill monkeys, and you still want monkeys to control you? Try it again!
The two men were beaten and ran down the mountain, shouting as they ran, "The monkey killed people, you must not go in!"
The administrator is already waiting for them at the door!
The administrator watched the surveillance footage and found that the monkeys were afraid to eat red dates, so there must be something wrong with the red dates!
After scaring away the couple, Monkey A poured the red dates into the river: Just soak and wash them and you can eat them!
Tang Shiba: ...[They are quite frugal?]
[Host, they are simply greedy and not thrifty! ]
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