Chapter 379: Valentine's Day, couples complain



Chapter 379: Valentine's Day, couples complain

Tang Shiba successfully obtained the pistol model, and now she has become a temporary people's policeman.

The team leader kept chattering beside Tang Shiba.

"Today is Valentine's Day, there will be a lot of young people on the streets, so wear a mask and don't be star-struck."

Tang Shiba put on a mask, and the captain continued to nag, "Today is a special day, and there will be some special people on the street. Don't be too surprised when you meet them. Just do what we do!"

What are special populations?

[Host, today is Valentine's Day. Those who deliberately try to steal flowers, money, or bodies are considered special people!]

When Tang Shiba heard this, her eyes lit up. She must eat such a special melon today!

When he reached the street, Tang Shiba was attracted by the layout of the city.

【Wow, there are balloons and flowers! 】

She has always been single and has never had the chance to celebrate this kind of festival. This is the first time she has seen it today.

There are so many people today!

[Host, today is the weekend, all the lazy people are out shopping! ]

As soon as they got to the street, the captain took out a bullhorn and started shouting.

"My fellow countrymen, brothers and sisters, the sweet words of a scammer are like shooting stars. If you are not careful, you will be defrauded of your money and sex. Online dating is a scam. Once you meet in person, everything will be exposed. The person who calls you baby may not be a woman, but a big man who picks his toes!"

After the captain shouted like this, several young couples on the street quickly untied their clasped hands, for fear of being eaten alive!

"It's here again, every year. Can we have a romantic Valentine's Day?"

"What are you yelling about? If it weren't for them, you would have been tricked into the hotel by that foot-picking guy."

"Haha, the captain is here again. It's him every year. Listening to him talk makes me happy all year long!"

The captain handed the loudspeaker to Tang Shiba and asked her to shout, "I heard you can change your voice, come and try it!"

Tang Shiba was holding the loudspeaker, so stunned that he started to doubt his life!

Is this how they promote scams?

Tang Shiba, who felt romantic just now, now seemed to have his three views shattered!

She gave the captain a thumbs up, "Awesome Glass!"

[Host, there's a minor about to go to the hotel three meters ahead. Stop her!]

Tang Shiba looked over and saw a greasy uncle deceiving people?

"Xiaohua, come with me. How about I buy you a bag?"

Xiaohua was a little conflicted. She wanted the bag, but was afraid of being discovered by her parents. She lowered her head and was hesitant.

The man was almost losing his patience and took her hand and walked towards the hotel.

Tang Shiba, who was not far away, quickly shouted with a loudspeaker.

"Brothers and sisters, please be careful! There are scammers pretending to be wealthy and promising to buy you bags and jewelry. Don't believe them! Don't believe them! A trip to the hotel will leave you feeling empty-handed. Please be careful to identify them. This will improve your physical and mental health!"

When Xiaohua heard this, she immediately shook off the man's hand!

The man's face changed, and he felt that everyone around him was looking at him. He was unwilling to give up, and he pulled the girl's hand again.

Tang Shiba rushed over suddenly and knocked the man over with a handsome single-leg kick.

Without a word, the captain came over and pinned the man down, "This man is a liar, take him to the police station!"

As long as Tang Shiba takes action, that person will definitely be there!

The man wailed in dissatisfaction, "I was walking away peacefully, why are you arresting me so arbitrarily?"

Tang Shiba kicked him. "When you lied to me, didn't you say something like 'As long as you come to the hotel with me, I'll buy you a bag'? But in fact, you are so poor that you only have money for the hotel room. You still want to buy a bag? Where will you get the money? You liar, you come out as soon as Valentine's Day comes. Why haven't you been blown away by your own boasting?"

The man was speechless and could only lower his head as he was taken away by the police.

Tang Shiba came up to the girl and threatened her with a smile, "I know your home address. If you don't go back to school, I'll run over to your house!"

The girl ran away with a pale face, crying as she ran: Mom, the police are so fierce and scary!

[Host, it's better to go to the hotel and eat melons here. Tsk tsk, the melons at the entrance of the hotel corridor must be delicious!]

[Gou Tong, I suspect you've turned yellow. What's that noise in the corridor? Don't you know?]

It was because he knew that he wanted to go and eat melons.

Tang Shiba told the captain about this idea. The captain accepted Tang Shiba's suggestion and took the others to the hotel.

"You just wander around the streets. The streets are fun, but the hotel is not fun at all!"

After saying that, the captain took his men away, leaving only three people to accompany Tang Shiba.

Tang Shiba angrily threw the little flower in her hand. She was not a child anymore, why couldn’t she go!

Not long after the captains arrived, hot searches emerged one after another!

"Help! I went to a hotel with my girlfriend and the police checked my ID. Why is that?"

"The hotel is exceptionally quiet today. Why? Because there are police officers outside the door!"

"I heard the hotel owner was crying and begging the police to leave!"

There were endless scandals in the hotel, but Tang Shiba received a report from a young lady!

The young lady's face was red and her eyes were evasive, as if she didn't know what to say.

"Tell us, we will definitely solve your problem!"

[Host, her phone was stolen! ]

Tang Shiba ate the little sister's melon and covered his mouth with a look of shock on his face!

[Oh my god, is this melon so exciting? It's simply...]

The young lady blushed and slowly spoke, "This is what happened. I was calling my boyfriend in a deserted alley when suddenly a white object flashed by and snatched my phone away..."

"That white thing? What is that?" a female police officer asked in confusion!

[Puchi, what else could it be? Of course it's a person!]

Tang Shiba was about to die of laughter, but she held it back and didn't laugh!

The young lady whispered, "It's a naked man..."

The three female police officers opened their mouths in shock, then took out their notebooks and wrote down, "Describe the man's appearance and the address where he was robbed. We'll check the surveillance footage immediately!"

"He... he has twelve abdominal muscles, big pecs, thick arms, and a butt... bare and plump..."

“Puff…”

The young lady accidentally laughed when she was describing it, and the smile on her lips was even harder to suppress than Ak's... It seemed that she was quite happy to be robbed?

"Ahem!" The female police officer suppressed her laughter and continued to ask her, "What does that... that naked... naked gangster look like?"

[Haha, a naked gangster? Haha, oh my god, I'm dying of laughter, I'm almost dying on the street!]

The young lady was a little embarrassed. "I was so focused on looking at his butt that I didn't see what he looked like..."

I don’t know what he looks like…but I can still describe his physical features.

Miss, you're probably looking more carefully than an X-ray...

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