Chapter 380: Naked Bandit, Don’t Go Too Far
There are strange things every year, but this year there are especially many.
On Valentine's Day, Tang Shiba did not go out on a date. Instead, he watched the naked gangster in the monitoring room with three female police officers!
The gangster has fair skin, a good body, twelve abdominal muscles, huge pectoral muscles, and biceps.
He was covered in white, but his face was blurry, so it was impossible to see what he looked like.
"It's him! He stole my phone!" the young lady asked excitedly, and came closer to identify him.
Tang Shiba suspected that she came here to see her figure, not to see her lost cell phone!
A female police officer asked her, "Why didn't you chase after him?"
If we chase him and shout, maybe the naked bandit will be discovered!
"The place I called from was too remote. How could I have known that he would go to such a place to rob!"
It's unbelievable!
If you can't see the naked bandit's face clearly, you won't be able to identify him.
Just when everyone thought the clues were gone, the naked gangster continued to commit crimes!
Another young lady’s phone was stolen!
Tang Shiba and his four companions quickly ran to catch the man!
[Host, that naked thug only preys on single young ladies!]
[So girls, when you go out, don't go to remote places. Fortunately, the man is after money, not sex!]
[Host, I think the young lady who was robbed is quite interested in the naked bandit's lust!]
[Can you please stop telling the truth! ]
When we arrived at the scene, the young lady was still "smiling" in shock!
As soon as Tang Shiba and the others arrived, she hurriedly told them.
"Isn't today Valentine's Day? I was planning to order a bouquet of roses for my boyfriend, but before I even placed the order, a white shadow swooped out and snatched my phone away."
"I wanted to chase her, but when I looked over, oh my, she wasn't wearing anything at all! I was so scared!"
[Host, she said she was scared to death, but her smile was brighter than the flowers!]
[This girl is a single dog, where does she get a boyfriend?! ]
In order to avoid being laughed at by the police, this young lady insisted on making up a rumor that she had a boyfriend.
Well, I understand, but I won’t expose her!
After listening to the young lady's narration, the police sisters fell into silence.
This guy comes out naked to rob in broad daylight. I'm afraid he has mental problems.
The policewoman immediately called all the mental hospitals and asked them if any patients had suddenly escaped from the hospital recently.
Half an hour later, the policewoman shook her head and said, "The mental hospital has iron gates. No one can get out!"
[Host, that naked bandit has gone crazy because of poverty. He'll commit crimes again today. Please spread the word and ask netizens to help find him!]
Tang Shiba immediately pulled out his phone and posted a Weibo post with a photo of the naked thug. "This guy has well-developed pectoral muscles, biceps, and twelve-pack abs. His butt is bare and plump. He was seen snatching phones near the west side of the city today. If any enthusiastic fans see this, please contact me immediately. Phone: 137*******."
Tang Shiba would never send her own number, she sent the policewoman’s number!
After the post was published, many fans came to watch.
The comment section exploded.
"Weird things happen every year, but this year there are especially many!"
"My home is near the west side of the city. I'll go find someone right away!"
"These are probably the happiest victims. They can even see naked models while shopping. Wow~"
The power of netizens is great. After the blurry photo of the naked gangster was exposed, someone immediately saw him in the city center.
But this time he was wearing clothes, not naked at all!
When Tang Shiba and the other three grabbed him, he was too shy to look at them...
[You were so bold walking your bird in broad daylight, but now you're so shy like a young wife? ]
[Host, maybe he was stimulated and has two personalities! ]
A policeman laughed and kicked him, "Tell me, why are you here in broad daylight, naked, trying to steal a cell phone?"
The man whispered, "Women are afraid of naked men. If I do this, they won't dare to chase me!"
[Yeah, everyone was so busy looking at his naked butt that no one would want to chase him!]
Another policeman kicked him and said, "You have good hands and feet, why don't you go to work!"
When the topic of working was brought up, the man wailed, "Working is too tiring. It's impossible for me to work. I will never work in my life!"
The naked robbery incident was finally over. Tang Shiba had eaten melon all morning and was very hungry. She ate a big bowl of noodles and finally had time to check WeChat.
On WeChat, Si Wuyu sent her a message, asking her when she would be done with her work so that he could pick her up!
Tang Shiba replied with a smile, "I'm done~, I'll wait for you in the central square!"
Si Wu Yu: We’ll be there in half an hour!
Tang Shiba quickly ran to change her clothes, and after changing, she handed the clothes to the police sister.
"Tell the captain for me that my mission is over and I have to go on a date!"
"Go ahead, Tang Shiba, thank you for your hard work. Thank you for your dedication to everyone!"
What to pay?
If it wasn't a special day, she would definitely show off today!
Tang Shiba ran to buy a gift, and then waited for Si Wuyu on the roadside with flowers in his arms!
Someone recognized her and quickly sent a group message: Oh my god, I met my idol on the road. She was wearing a mask and holding a big bunch of roses, waiting for me on the roadside!
The black babies went crazy: Hurry up, give me the address, come right away!
Heibao: There is a stone mound beside the road in the central square!
Heibaos: Ah!!! It’s Valentine’s Day, we’re going to confess our love to Hudou right there and then!
Eh? That's not right... It's definitely not okay for them to go alone. The sugar babies will definitely cry if they know.
So the administrator told the sugar babies, and after knowing it, the sugar babies rushed to the central square at the speed of light!
[Host, while Mr. Si hasn't arrived yet, hurry up and eat some melon! ]
Tang Shiba immediately looked at the melon owner.
They were a couple, and they seemed to have started arguing about something.
[Oh, that guy secretly bought his first love a necklace worth over 3,000 yuan, and when his current girlfriend asked him to buy a bouquet of flowers for 9.9 yuan, he called her materialistic and only interested in comparison?]
[Then the woman started crying, and he said she was being unreasonable and not understanding at all?]
Tang Shiba felt a little craving for sex after eating this melon, not for any reason, simply because he felt that this man was not worth it.
The girl cried louder and louder, and the boy felt that he had embarrassed himself and said that if she cried again, he would break up with her immediately!
The girl immediately stopped crying and turned around to comfort the boy, telling him not to be angry!
Tang Shiba looked at it with admiration again.
[A dog licks a dog, and in the end, he has nothing left. Why not just say goodbye? The next one will be better!]
After Tang Shiba finished eating the melon, she came to her senses and found that so many people had squatted beside her without her knowing when. She was shocked.
[Oh my god, looking back, there are so many fans squatting next to me! ]
"Sugar beans~~"
"Sugar Bean~Happy Valentine's Day~~"
The sugar babies confessed their love shyly, and then shyly gave the 9.9 yuan bouquet of flowers!
Tang Shiba: ...Where did this little bastard come from? Get out of here quickly!
Black babies: ...How have the sugar babies changed? We promised to train them into strong men and strong women...
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