Chapter 47 This House Will End Without Me
The crowd looked crazy just now.
At this moment, his pupils contracted: "Ah!!!" His face was full of resistance and shock!
"It's bird shit, it's bird shit!"
"Run, run! It's bird shit falling from the sky!"
"It's raining shit! It's bird shit! Run! Help!!" The people didn't even dare to look up, they lowered their heads and ran around in panic.
I was afraid that if I looked up, bird poop would fall into my mouth.
The madness just now disappeared in an instant.
Countless bird droppings were seen falling from the sky, and because of the large number of people, there was no way to avoid or hide.
There were even court officials among them, their cheeks red with anger, their heads covered in bird shit.
"What miracles? It's all bullshit!"
"It's all bullshit! Screw your miracle!" Some people even cursed on the spot.
Everyone fled in panic, and Xu, feeling lost, looked at the chaotic scene in shock.
The group of people who had called it a miracle were now cursing.
Dengzhi widened his eyes and took a long time to come back to his senses.
"Rain of bird shit... I'm afraid this will become a laughing stock in Beizhao." Dengzhi almost laughed out loud as he watched this group of fanatical people become embarrassed and sober.
"Thank God for your blessing, I have avenged my wife."
“Hahahaha…” Dengzhi couldn’t stop laughing.
Mrs. Xu remembered Chaochao's strange behavior and raised her hand to touch her forehead. No running away, do it every morning!
To avenge myself and make myself happy.
What a sweet and caring little thing.
The bird shit rain lasted for a full half hour. There was no place to step on the ground, and everyone was retching as they walked.
I'm afraid he hates Lu Jinghuai's family with a vengeance.
The palace carriage rushed past the door, and angry curses could be vaguely heard.
Pei Jiaojiao, standing in front of the platform, looked terrified and was even kicked as a revenge.
"This cruel mistress actually tricked us into coming here to suffer! Those who can be mistresses are really not good people."
"The bastard born from an illegitimate wife is even less of a good thing!"
Xu burst out laughing.
Lu Yuanze didn't get any benefits either.
"Lord Lu, do you have a grudge against me? You deliberately tricked me into coming to see some miracle, but ended up getting covered in bird shit! I will never let you go!"
"Master Lu, just wait!"
"Lord Lu, please take care of yourself!" Several adults covered their faces, climbed onto the carriage in embarrassment, and ran away.
Xu held an umbrella and got into the carriage carefully.
Return to the gate of the Marquis of Loyalty and Bravery’s Mansion.
"Get some hot water and take a bath first." Although I wasn't stained with bird droppings, I still felt that the whole capital was filled with a strange smell.
Xu washed two or three times and had someone light incense in various places in the house. Only then did she feel better.
"Where's Chao Chao?"
As soon as I asked the question, the little guy lay down at the doorstep and tried desperately to crawl into the house.
The chubby little hands were tightly holding a small stick.
The threshold of the main courtyard was high, and Lu Chaochao lay on it, looking like she was about to cry.
"Liangqin, hug me..."
"Help...Chao Chao." Stuck on the threshold, neither going up nor down.
Dengzhi stepped forward and lifted her down, and saw her staggering to her feet while grabbing the stool. The baby, who was not even as tall as her waist, handed the stick to Xu.
He hung his head and said cautiously, "Yes... yes, it's Chao, Chao... wrong." He spoke word by word in a soft voice, and his pronunciation was not standard.
She stretched out her little hand shakily.
The baby's hands and feet are chubby, and his hands are plump with dimples. When he spreads out his hands, he looks so adorable.
"What's wrong?" Xu was unwilling to punish her. Seeing her little girl like this, her heart melted.
The little guy's face looked pitiful, and even his long and thick eyelashes were hung with sparkling tears.
But Xu knew that in her heart she was laughing with her hands on her hips and looking up to the sky.
[Hahahaha…I put laxative in the bird food. 】
[Let her go crazy, let her act like a demon, and pull her in the face! 】
"No...shouldn't have put...the medicine." He stuttered and finally finished the sentence.
"Let's fight...fight." Then he wrinkled his little face, squinted his eyes tightly, and turned his head to the side. He stretched out his little hands, looking as if he was ready to die bravely.
Seeing this, Xu's heart softened.
He pulled her into his arms.
"My dear Chaochao, how could I bear to hit you? I know you want to protect me, right?" Xu kissed her cheek, with a sweet milky scent.
Chao Chao opened his eyes, his eyes as black as wash stone were sparkling.
He nodded heavily.
Lu Yuanze did not return home until dark.
In the evening, Xu received an urgent letter sent from a hundred miles away.
"Flood in Linluo?" Xu's face turned pale, and the hand holding the letter paper suddenly tightened. I remembered what my daughter said, that when there was a flood in Linluo, my second brother was deceived, the river broke its banks, and he was torn to pieces by the refugees.
"Why did he go up the levee himself? It's so dangerous on the levee!" Now there is heavy rain and the levee may burst at any time.
Dengzhi hurriedly tried to persuade him, "Don't worry, the Second Master said that if he hadn't gone to the levee, he probably wouldn't have discovered that there was a problem with the levee. He discovered the problem and thus avoided a disaster."
"He is now guarding the dike every day, risking his life." Xu cried with worry.
Dengzhi also knew that this was dangerous, but he could do nothing about it: "The people all love him very much and send him food every day. Don't worry, the Second Master knows what's going on."
Xu wiped her tears and asked, "Have you sent the letter to your parents?"
Dengzhi nodded: "The letter went to Xu's house first."
Xu immediately took Chaochao back to her parents' home. The old lady was in poor health and her family seemed to be hiding something from her.
While Lu Chaochao was playing with the old lady in a naive manner, Xu went to look for her father.
Seeing that my father and brother both had success, I felt relieved.
And her silly daughter...
He was sitting cross-legged on the bed, making the old lady laugh until she cried.
She clenched her little fleshy hand into a fist and stuffed it into her mouth.
I was muttering in my heart, "Grandma, look, let me show you how to swallow a fist..."
"Awoo...Awoo..." Saliva dripped down her fist. She opened her mouth wide and stuffed her fist in tightly.
[Grandma, look, I’m going to give you a fist.] 】
"Oh, you funny guy, put out your fist quickly. Grandmother's darling, you really are..." The old lady wiped her tears with laughter.
Seeing Xu come into the room, she pointed at her and smiled.
"Tell me, you were a dignified and quiet girl when you were little, how come you gave birth to a daughter who is such a lively treasure?"
The old lady's face hurt from laughing.
What made her even more delighted was that the two twins from the second room, Xu Yuheng and Xu Yuqing, actually responded.
These two grandsons are what she loves the most.
They were twins who had a difficult birth and were a little stupid when they came out. We have consulted many famous doctors in the world, but these two children seem to be living in their own world and have no reaction to the outside world.
And now, the two of them were so amused by Lu Chaochao's teasing.
Xu Yuqing held a piece of cake in her hand: "Eat...sister, sister, eat..."
Xu Yuheng tilted his head and looked at Lu Chaochao. Why could he hear his sister's voice?
The sister who swallowed her fist is both silly and cute.
Holding a handkerchief, I wiped my sister's saliva.
Lu Chaochao's face turned red from swallowing the fist. Ouch...
It’s so tiring to coax adults!
This family will have to leave without me!
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