Chapter 48: Want to eat fart
"Will you swallow my fist next time?" Xu wiped the saliva off her cheek.
The nine-month-old baby's face was red and he looked guilty.
[Ahhh, I'm so embarrassed...] Lu Chaochao screamed in her heart.
She stuffed her fist into her mouth and couldn't get it out.
After struggling for half an hour, the little fleshy hand was finally taken out.
"Will you be naughty again next time?" He stretched out his index finger and gently tapped her forehead.
“Wow…no…no, I dare not…” The little guy sobbed pitifully.
[I’ll dare to do it again next time!] 】
[I don’t believe it. If it can be put in, why can’t I take it out? How is that possible? 】
Xu looked helpless.
But little Chaochao looked innocent and admitted his mistake very sincerely: "Chaochao..." Then he patted his chest, making a loud patting sound.
"Be good... Chaochao, be good..." Pointing at myself, I am the best boy, I would never do that kind of thing.
"Our little lady is so well-behaved, and she is so thoughtful." Dengzhi just felt that the little lady was extremely adorable.
Xu sighed softly.
If I hadn't heard her inner voice, I would have almost believed it! !
When I returned home in the evening, the house was filled with a rich fragrance.
There was also a faint stench in it.
When Xu saw the lights on in Tingfeng Garden, her heart skipped a beat.
really……
"Madam, the Marquis has returned home." Juexia shook her head at the madam. The Marquis was in a bad mood at the moment.
Xu nodded.
"Take Chaochao downstairs to wash up and go to bed. After a whole day, it's time to rest." Chaochao had already fallen asleep.
When Xu entered the room, she saw Lu Yuanze, wearing a middle-length robe and with his hair loose, sitting under the lamp, with a look of indifference on his face.
Lu Yuanze has a very good appearance, otherwise, he wouldn't have bewitched her to the point of losing her mind.
Even after seventeen years, Lu Yuanze still looks like an elegant and dignified gentleman.
Time has left no trace on his face.
Instead, it adds a touch of maturity.
No wonder Pei Jiaojiao was willing to wait for him for seventeen years!
Xu concealed the indifference in her eyes and showed a hint of movement. Lu Yuanze turned around and looked...
He has a pair of affectionate eyes. Looking at her at this moment, it was as if the iceberg had melted, as if you were the only one in the world.
See, he is still deceiving Xu.
"Yunniang, is second brother okay? I was in court today and heard that there was a flood in Linluo and the dam was about to burst. I'm afraid there will be a disaster." He stepped forward to help Xu, who had her eyebrows slightly lowered and showed no expression at all.
"The people of Linluo are xenophobic. Since my second brother is from the capital, I'm afraid he will be targeted by the people. I have a close friend in Linluo, who is working in Linluo. His name is Dong Jiaming. If my second brother needs anything, he can go find him."
Xu's hands and feet were cold, but nothing could be seen on her face.
Dong Jiaming?
Isn’t this the person Chao Chao mentioned who harmed his second brother?
Xu's heart trembled.
"Well, I will send a message to my second brother tomorrow." Xu took a deep breath, not daring to show any abnormality.
"Is the Marquis writing?" Xu looked at the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table.
Lu Yuanze smiled and said, "Yes, Yunniang also comes from a family of scholars, and her handwriting is even better than mine." Lu Yuanze put down his pen. After getting married, the two of them had a happy life with each other enjoying each other's company.
Xu frowned and said, "Didn't you learn my handwriting?"
He even used this handwriting to frame the Xu family!
"I haven't written to you for many years, and I feel a little rusty. Yunniang, I miss the days when you were with me." Lu Yuanze gently hugged her waist.
"Yes, we knelt under the moon and swore when we got married."
"If you betray each other, you will not die well. Lu Lang, will you lie to me?" Xu asked quietly.
Lu Yuanze held her in his arms, his mind distracted, and he didn't pay any attention to what she said.
"No, if I lie to you, I will die a miserable death."
Xu smiled faintly and said, "Lu Lang, you'd better bear with it."
Lu Yuanze hasn't been close to Xu for nine months.
I used to think that Xu Shi was not as pretty as Pei Jiaojiao, but now...
But I kind of miss Xu's obedience.
Thinking of the humiliation he had suffered outside today, Lu Yuanze became filled with anger. After being embarrassed by Pei Jiaojiao several times in a row, he... began to miss his sensible wife at home.
Since he put his arms around Xu, Xu's whole body stiffened slightly.
Tiny goose bumps appeared all over her body and she felt extremely nauseous.
He used the Xu family's power to climb up the ladder, and also used his own hand to harm the Xu family.
Xu pressed the tip of her tongue tightly, biting out a bloody smell.
It's not time to fall out yet.
"Ugh..." As Lu Yuanze's cheek moved closer to her, Xu covered her mouth and couldn't help but retched.
Lu Yuanze was stunned.
Xu hastily pushed him away, with an apologetic look on her face: "My Lord... I just smelled a foul odor..." She covered her nose and even retched again.
Lu Yuanze only felt a slap hit him hard on the face.
He took a sharp step back.
He raised his hand and sniffed it gently.
"My Lord, why do you have... a..." Xu's face was full of gloom.
Lu Yuanze was furious, but he could only suppress the anger in his heart.
His chest kept rising and falling, as if he was very angry.
"It stinks of shit." She even pinched her nose, looking like she couldn't stand it.
Lu Yuanze was so angry that his face turned red and he even fell into self-doubt.
He took a deep breath and didn't dare to get close to Xu. He just whispered, "Maybe he was covered in bird poop outside today." When he talked about this, he felt depressed.
Xu covered her mouth and laughed, "Did the Marquis also get deceived by that mistress?"
"Did the master see the last time Madam Qin caught her mistress committing adultery?" Xu looked at him with interest. She even found it ridiculous that Lu Yuanze was pretending to be calm.
"People in this world are so stupid. She can commit adultery and steal men. How can we believe that she can perform miracles? Now she's got bird shit all over her head. Maybe even the gods can't stand it anymore." Xu said calmly.
As if he didn't notice Lu Yuanze's increasingly stiff expression.
"Why are you being so harsh, Yunniang?" Lu Yuanze showed a hint of displeasure in his eyes.
Xu's eyes widened in surprise: "How can the Marquis say such a thing? I am the principal wife. Which principal wife in the world would like a concubine?"
"Besides, Pei's clothes were stripped off by someone, and she became someone's mistress. She has no shame at all. Is she still afraid of what others say?"
"If you ask me, it's her mistress who is capable. He was able to hide it from the wife for so many years. I guess he must be a heartless person." Xu spat.
"It's a pity that Lu Jinghuai is actually an illegitimate child. Tsk tsk..." The two "tsk tsk" sounds were full of deep meaning.
Lu Yuanze's face was slapped loudly, but he could do nothing about it.
"Lu Jinghuai is a real talent. If someone's family has a boy like him, it will bring honor to the family." Lu Yuanze pursed his lips. He had no way out.
"If such a child is registered under your name, would you be willing?" Lu Yuanze asked suddenly.
Xu looked at him in surprise.
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