Chapter 100 The Hundredth Mom
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips tightly, frowned, and watched in silence as Geto Suguru fed cat noodle to the cats and dogs. Baichuan Mu even rubbed the heads of the cats and dogs. Looking at the happy "family of three", he was full of doubts. Why did they exclude him?
Geto Xiayou noticed Gojo Satoru's little emotion, he chuckled, and then received Gojo Satoru's dissatisfied glare in return.
Xia Yujie reached into his pocket and looked at Gojo Satoru with a smile on his face. "Satoru, do you want to eat cat noodles too?"
“Huh——?” Gojo Satoru recalled the time when Baichuanmu gave him cat food when they first met. His tone sounded a bit irritable and impatient. “Jie, who do you think I am…”
Gojo Satoru paused in the middle of his words because what Geto Suguru pulled out of his pocket was not cat strips, but a lollipop.
Xia Youjie blinked. He was still holding cat food to feed the cats and dogs. Now he half-crouched and turned sideways to pass the lollipop to Gojo Satoru. He said leisurely: "Hmm? Don't you want some snacks?"
The tone was so natural that it seemed as if he had said "snacks" instead of "cat strips" at the beginning.
If Gojo Satoru didn't understand his best friend's temperament, he would have been fooled by this black-bellied fox who loved to act.
Gojo Satoru snorted and reached out to "grab" the lollipop from Geto Xiayou's hand, causing Geto Xiayou, who was half-squatting, to stagger and almost fall directly to the ground.
Gojo Satoru stuffed the lollipop into his mouth, raised his eyebrows and smiled at Geto Suguru, as if this snack was the prey that the cat had hunted himself, rather than being fed by someone else.
Bai Chuanmu raised her hand to stop him, but was a step too late. She said, "You only need to eat this before going to bed. You have an upset stomach today. You can't eat and drink too much."
Gojo Satoru said in dissatisfaction: "Didn't Nitro give us treatment? Why do you still limit my snacks? I haven't even settled the bill with you for the porridge I had for dinner!"
Baichuanmu thought for a moment and said, "In exchange, you can order breakfast tomorrow."
When Gojo Satoru heard this, his eyes lit up, and his discontent instantly disappeared: "Then let me list them in detail."
Baichuanmu saw the curve of Gojo Satoru's mouth and guessed that he was up to something bad and was going to rip him off. He could also eat to his heart's content, which was really killing two birds with one stone.
Can this cat Wu really not learn his lesson?
Baichuan Mu was silent: "Wu, if you two overeat again, I will call Glass over immediately... I will also record the video."
Gojo Satoru's expression changed instantly, his pupils dilated, and one could actually capture fear in his trembling pupils.
Even Xia Youjie's face had a subtle change. He opened his mouth in surprise and didn't even notice that Cat and Dog had snatched the cat strips from his hands.
At this moment, the two future strongest men recalled the fear of being dominated by Ieori Nozomi.
In fact, their fear mainly comes from the "video", which is a complete dark history.
However, this is still the subconscious fear of the two cubs. They did not notice this, but "beautified" it into a reasonable existence.
For example, Gojo Satoru is concerned about the reversal technique.
Hearing Bai Chuanmu's threatening words, he was frightened for a moment, but soon he showed disdain. He took out his lollipop and waved it, saying in a cocky way, "So what? Sooner or later I will master the reversal technique, and then I won't need the glass."
The reason why Geto Suguru was able to work this out was mainly due to the filter he had for Baichuan Mu.
Xia Youjie thought that his mother must have her reasons for doing this. After all, she is a very powerful person, no, the Monkey King!
Baichuanmu felt her nose itchy and she sneezed a little. She scratched her nose and looked at the "ferocious" Gojo Satoru. She decided to give him another subtle reminder: "Gojo, don't think that mastering the reversal technique will be easy. There are certain risks, and it should be... very painful."
Gojo Satoru raised his head higher, holding a lollipop in his mouth, and said, "Do you think I would be weak? It's just a little pain! Me! Gojo Satoru! But I'm the strongest in the future! Would I be afraid of these things before?!"
When Gojo Satoru said this, Baichuan Mu turned on the video to preserve the "evidence".
Gojo Satoru: ...So why does she love recording so much?
Gojo Satoru frowned and stared at Baichuanmu suspiciously, but Baichuanmu rubbed his head hard.
"What are you doing?" Gojo Satoru said dissatisfiedly. Although he was dissatisfied, he did not use the unlimited technique to stop Baichuan Mu from touching his head. He just pretended to avoid it and said, "Don't touch my head. What if I don't grow taller?"
Xia Youjie was excited when he heard this. He jumped up from the ground, grabbed Baichuanmu's other hand and pressed it on Gojo Satoru's head, asking her to pet the cat Satoru with both hands. He also said righteously: "Mom, please use both hands to touch Satoru's head, touch his head more often! You must! At least ten times a day!"
Gojo Satoru:?
Baichuanmu:?
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth. He had been planning to have a serious discussion with Geto Suguru about his ability to subdue and evolve the cursed spirit, but now Gojo Satoru didn't want to argue about it with Geto Suguru anymore.
Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow and asked, "What do you mean, Jie? Are you jealous of my height?"
Xia Youjie smiled and said, "No, Wu, am I that kind of person?"
Gojo Satoru said decisively: "You are."
"...Ha." Xia Youjie's face darkened, but his smile became more intense. He tilted his head slightly, "But, you are not necessarily taller than me, right?"
"Hmm?" A dangerous light flashed in Gojo Satoru's eyes. He rubbed his hands together, cracking his knuckles. "Are you sure?"
Seeing that the two cubs were about to fight over their height, Bai Chuanmu, as a reliable adult, naturally took out a tape measure and decided to let facts speak for themselves... This shouldn't be considered as adding fuel to the fire, right?
Bai Chuanmu shook the measuring tape and swung out a length of more than one meter: "Let's measure it, we will speak with facts."
Gojo Satoru couldn't help but swallow his saliva and looked at Baichuan Mu nervously.
Xia Youjie chuckled and said, "You must be sweating profusely, Wu."
Gojo Satoru snorted, crossed his arms, pouted and said, "Jie, what nonsense are you talking about!"
Xia Youjie blinked: "But don't you have six eyes?"
Gojo Satoru said stubbornly: "My six eyes are mainly used to see the power of magic, not to judge height."
However, Gojo Satoru's condition has already explained everything. Xia Yujie couldn't help but curl up a smug smile at the corner of his mouth. It was worth it that he insisted on drinking two glasses of milk every day for so long. Finally, there was some effect.
Now Xiayou Jie is determined to win. Unless Gojo Satoru's acting skills improve, he will be the winner. Xiayou Jie looked at Baichuan Mu with obvious expectations in his tone, and his voice couldn't help but rise. He said: "Then mom, please measure our heights."
"No trouble, no trouble. Then, it's time to reveal the answer." Bai Chuanmu held the measuring tape and grinned evilly, like a villain.
However, the two cubs even had a competition when measuring their heights.
Xia Youjie said helplessly: "Satoru, don't fly with no limit."
Gojo Satoru said stubbornly: "I didn't."
"…But you were clearly two centimeters off the ground." Geto Xiayou also casually threw a cat and dog (cat and dog: meow and woof?) to Gojo Satoru. The cat and dog stopped when they were a few centimeters away from Gojo Satoru, kicking their four short legs helplessly and panically in the air, meowing and woofing.
Gojo Satoru turned his face away and pretended that he couldn't see the cats and dogs.
Xia Youjie smiled and raised his hand to point at the cats and dogs: "Excuse me, what is this?"
"Cursed spirit."
“…”
"Stupid curse spirit."
"...Okay." Xia Youjie seemed to compromise. He stood against the wall and waited for Baichuanmu to measure his height.
However, Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows and muttered, "Hey, Jie, you cheated. You were standing on tiptoe."
Xia Youjie looked at Gojo Satoru who was still flying off the ground with the unlimited technique, and said with a smile: "I don't have it~"
Watching the two cubs struggling, Baichuanmu couldn't help but think of a famous line by Ieiri Shoko - "childish boys".
Bai Chuanmu said helplessly: "Do you two care so much about height?"
Gojo Satoru said disdainfully: “No way!”
Xia Youjie also said: "It's okay."
They were both not very honest children. Baichuan Mu held her forehead and shook her head gently. However, this matter was easy to handle. Xia Yujie cheated because Gojo Satoru cheated. She said, "I originally wanted to reward the child who did not cheat and measured his height obediently with a strawberry cream daifuku. Now it seems..."
Before he could finish his words, Gojo Satoru released the unlimited technique and landed on the floor with a "clack". He extended his hand and said, "Daifuku! Give it to me! Can you change it to edamame and whipped cream flavor?"
"Sure, but I'll give it to you after you measure it out. What flavor do you want, Jie?" Baichuanmu stretched out his hand to touch Gojo Satoru's head, but he dodged. He was probably afraid of being touched for being shorter.
Does this child really believe it?
Baichuanmu looked at Xia Youjie again and found that he was also looking at his hand nervously, with a conflicted look on his face, as if he was hesitating whether to avoid being touched on the head.
Well, both cubs believed this.
Bai Chuanmu didn't want to lose the right to pat the head, so he quickly pressed the heads of the two cubs and said harshly: "You won't grow taller if I rub your head. On the contrary, it will help you grow taller~"
Gojo Satoru wanted to push Baichuanmu's hand away, but after hearing this, he looked at Baichuanmu suspiciously: "Is this true? Do you have any basis for this?"
Xia Youjie blinked his eyes and looked at Baichuanmu expectantly. After all, he had more chances to be patted on the head than Wu.
Bai Chuanmu said with a smile: "There is a basis for this. This is a pat on the head that contains my love. Once you two feel it, you will grow taller quickly... at least to 1.85 meters!"
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and snorted, "Sastey..."
Geto Xiayou pursed his lips as if a little embarrassed, but his eyes were shining with happiness.
"By the way, Jay, what flavor of daifuku do you want?"
Xia Youjie scratched his face, still looking shy. He said absentmindedly, "I'm fine with anything. I want the strawberry cream flavor just like Wu."
Gojo Satoru:?
Why did you change the taste for him?
But Gojo Satoru changed his mind and grinned, "In that case, I want both flavors!"
Only children make choices, he wants both.
Bai Chuanmu sighed in his heart, Wu really has a short memory.
Bai Chuanmu narrowed his eyes, smiled and uttered two words: "Glass."
Baichuanmu's meaning is very clear. If you eat too much and feel uncomfortable again, I will go and find Jia Ru Nitrogen to treat you. Of course, I will also take photos and videos.
Gojo Satoru's face changed slightly, and he cursed in his heart, "Despicable."
Ieiri Shoko has really made it. Who would have thought that one day her name could be used to threaten Gojo Satoru... and by the way, could also threaten Geto Suguru.
Xia Youjie shrank his head and thought, why not give his own Daifuku to Wu?
Geto Summer Oil is such a good friend.
Gojo Satoru felt a chill on the back of his neck. He thought this ominous premonition came from Ieiri Shoko, but he didn't know it came from the mother and son beside him.
Gojo Satoru is like a pure white "innocent" kitten that has strayed into a black fox's lair. It is strong and pitiful, but it can eat.
Gojo Satoru hesitated for a moment, and finally chose his favorite flavor: "Then I want the edamame and whipped cream flavor."
"Okay~" Bai Chuanmu nodded and made an OK gesture. It was still early for bedtime, so it would be no problem to have another meal. "Then you two stand against the wall."
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