Chapter 101: The Hundred and One Day Mom
The two cubs stood against the wall, standing straight.
Gojo Satoru was bribed by Daifuku and did not cheat this time. He honestly let Baichuan Mu measure his height.
"Aunt Mu, please measure it for me first!" Gojo Satoru requested strongly.
"Okay." Baichuanmu responded.
Although she didn't know why Gojo Satoru, who had just cheated, was so active now, she still did as he said.
After Baichuan Mu measured Gojo Satoru's height, he kept it a secret and planned to make an announcement after measuring Geto Suguru's height.
Neither the mother nor the son had any idea of what bad intentions Gojo Satoru had.
Gojo Satoru smiled brightly, his eyes curved. He pointed at Geto's feet and said, "Geto, I almost forgot. Don't wear slippers when measuring your height. They also account for your height."
Xia Yujie looked down at Gojo Satoru's feet and thought to himself, why didn't you think of this when you measured your height yourself? Now that you bring it up, aren't you just trying to take advantage of that less than a centimeter?
Geto Suguru raised his head again and gave Gojo Satoru a speechless look, letting him experience it himself.
But Gojo Satoru ignored the slight disdain in Geto's eyes, and smiled even brighter. He couldn't wait to urge, "Hurry up, Geto."
"Hahaha..." Bai Chuanmu laughed in silence, thinking that Wu, at such a young age, already has the demeanor of a mischievous person.
Xia Yujie sighed softly. It was not known whether he was confident or just used to pampering Gojo Satoru, so he did not point out his little thoughts. Instead, he kicked off his slippers and stood on the floor wearing only his socks.
Baichuan Mu saw that Xia Youjie indulged Gojo Satoru in cheating, she didn't say much, but she couldn't help suppressing the smile on the corner of her mouth. She laughed so hard that her hands were shaking. She compared the tape measure several times before it was straight.
Baichuanmu raised his hand and pressed down Xiayoujie's upturned hair. After being damaged by touching his head several times, the bun finally couldn't bear the weight and fell apart. Now Xiayoujie's hairstyle looked a little messy.
However, Gojo Satoru's current hairstyle is not much better. Baichuan Mu has rubbed his head a lot. If Gojo Satoru did not have the white hair foundation, his current hairstyle would really be similar to a chicken coop.
When Bai Chuanmu was measuring the height of the two cubs, in order to be fair, he would press down on their hair with his hands to minimize the interference of the hair.
One...one meter fifty-eight.
Xia Youjie is only in the third grade of elementary school now. Although he is much taller than other children of the same grade, Baichuanmu, who is already tall, always feels that her cub is still small. It may also be the psychological effect as a mother, she always feels that her child is still small.
Baichuan Mu raised his eyes and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, he is worthy of being able to grow to 1.85 meters in the future, but I really didn't expect... the current Geto Suguru is actually a little taller than Gojo Satoru.
"Oh wow~" Bai Chuanmu couldn't help but let out a sigh, "1.58 meters tall! Jie has grown so fast. I remember this time last year, he was only 1.5 meters tall."
Xia Youjie raised the corner of his lips and couldn't help but touch his head: "Really? According to this development... Is it possible for me to exceed 1.9 meters in the future?"
"There is great hope." Baichuanmu nodded, his eyes drifting towards Gojo Satoru. Gojo Satoru, who is now a little shorter than Geto Suguru, will have an official height of 1.92 meters in the future.
However, the 1.92-meter-tall Mao Mao Wu in the future had a cat-like face and looked particularly unhappy. Although Bai Chuanmu did not report his data results, he had already seen it with the help of his six eyes.
He is 1.57 meters tall, one centimeter shorter than Xia Yujie.
This was when he was measuring while wearing slippers, and he was actually one centimeter shorter than Geto Suguru who measured his height without wearing slippers. Gojo Satoru couldn't believe the reality and felt that it was all fake and a lie!
Although Geto Suguru usually pampers Gojo Satoru, he is still a black-bellied fox at heart, and his consideration for Gojo Satoru is sometimes there and sometimes not.
"Is that so..." Xiayou Jie said with a smile, looking sideways at Gojo Satoru beside him, "How tall is Satoru?"
Bai Chuanmu replied: "If it's Wu, it's 1.5 meters..."
"Stop!" Gojo Satoru jumped up and waved his hands, making a prohibiting gesture, interrupting Baichuan Mu's words anxiously.
Gojo Satoru's hair stood up due to his anxiety. He probably used the unlimited technique subconsciously, because when he jumped up, he hovered in the air for a while. If his standing hair was counted in his height, his height should be over 1.6 meters, right?
The cat Wu is really furious.
If Baichuanmu hadn't pressed down the hair of the two cubs when measuring their heights for the sake of fairness, it would be hard to say who would win or lose. Xia Youjie's hairstyle was still a slight disadvantage.
Xia Youjie blinked his eyes and said deliberately: "Is Wu only 1.5 meters tall? I really can't tell."
Gojo Satoru sighed and said unhappily, "How is that possible? I'm 1.5...8 meters tall."
Gojo Satoru quietly added one centimeter to his height and gathered his already flowing hair upwards, making him look slightly taller than Geto Suguru.
"Where is Daifuku, Aunt Mu?" Gojo Satoru tried to change the subject.
"Haha, I'll get it. Wait a moment," Baichuanmu smiled. Gojo Satoru's little thoughts were too obvious. He put away the measuring tape and put it in the drawer, then went to get rewards for the two cubs.
Because Gojo Satoru always loses control and eats and drinks indiscriminately, Baichuan Mu has no choice but to hide the snacks. However, this is not a problem for Gojo Satoru who has six eyes. He just needs to spend a little more effort to enjoy the snacks.
Moreover, Gojo Satoru finds the process of searching for snacks to be quite fun, and it feels like discovering a treasure. At this time, he will deliberately not use the Six Eyes to cheat.
Bai Chuanmu walked towards the utility room.
Gojo Satoru pouted at Geto Jen and said, "Your mom still puts snacks in the utility room?"
It was both a complaint and a way to further divert Geto's attention.
Xia Youjie was not willing to give in. After he put on his slippers, he said, "Is he really 1.58 meters tall? Then why did Wu stop my mother from saying it just now?"
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips, almost forming a straight line, and looked at Geto Suguru with resentment, but Geto Suguru, the black-bellied fox, turned a deaf ear to the resentment of his best friend and pretended not to see it at all.
Maybe he really didn't see it, because this black-bellied fox put on his signature squinting smile again. Xia Yujie tilted his head and said, "What's wrong, Wu? Why don't you talk?"
It's really Schrödinger's Jack. If you don't open the box, you don't know whether the box contains Gojo Satoru's good friend or a black-bellied fox.
Gojo Satoru recalled the close friend who fed him snacks from time to time, and then looked at the black-bellied fox in front of him who was "making things difficult" for him. He said in a heavy but unusually serious tone: "Jie, you don't have a split personality, do you? Multiple personalities or something?"
Geto Summer Oil:?
Xia Youjie tilted his head at a wider angle: "Hmm?"
Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and stared at Xia Yujie, saying seriously: "This is something I saw on the Internet before. How about asking Aunt Mu to take you to see a psychologist?"
Bai Chuanmu had already returned with the fortune. He was stunned when he heard this and said to himself, "The Jujutsu High School really needs a psychiatrist..."
Gojo Satoru felt as if he had found resonance, and nodded vigorously, agreeing: "Right! Aunt Mu, you also think that Jie has a split personality, right?"
Bai Chuanmu slowly typed a question mark:...?
"What is split personality?" Bai Chuanmu asked puzzledly.
The timing of her return was quite coincidental, and she only heard the last four words.
Gojo Satoru choked and suddenly remembered that Baichuanmu was also a Schrödinger, and Schrödinger's were reliable.
No, most of the time her reliability is "forced".
Xia Youjie shrugged and added insult to injury, "I think Wu really has a Chuunibyou."
Gojo Satoru snorted: "You, a person with multiple personalities, have no right to criticize me."
"Oh? In that case," Xia Youjie chuckled and continued with Gojo Satoru's words, "When do you think I am the real me?"
Gojo Satoru frowned slightly, and he actually started to think.
Originally, Geto Suguru thought that Gojo Satoru said that he was the dominant personality because he gave him snacks, but Gojo Satoru did not say that.
"They are all... no matter if they are good or bad, they are all Jie." Gojo Satoru said seriously.
Xia Youjie opened his eyes, blinked rapidly as if he was unsure, and then said: "I didn't expect Wu to say that..."
“Hmph, but…” Gojo Satoru tore open the Daifuku and bit off most of it in one bite. The cream was stained on the corners of his mouth. He said as he ate, “Sometimes Jay is still a little annoying, like a fox who can only smile evilly… Awooo, umm.”
Gojo Satoru finished off the Daifuku in two bites, his eyes still fixed on the one in Geto's hand. He hinted, "That... Geto, do you want to eat it?"
"No, I won't eat it." said Xia Youjie.
As expected, a look of surprise appeared in Gojo Satoru's eyes, and his fingers trembled slightly, as if he could not wait to reach out to take the Daifuku that Geto Suguru was about to hand to him.
Gojo Satoru said with a smile: "Then..."
Xiayou Jie waited until Gojo Satoru was happy before adding, "We'll eat it tomorrow."
Gojo Satoru's face darkened and he put on a little kittenish look.
Xia Youjie winked at Baichuanmu and said, "Mom, I'll show you a face-changing show."
Baichuan Mu asked doubtfully: "Hmm?"
Gojo Satoru was unhappy now, and his tone was not very good. He said angrily: "Can you change...your face...?"
Gojo Satoru spoke the last few words slowly because Geto Suguru handed the Daifuku to him.
Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows, and one could visibly see that Gojo Satoru's face became radiant, his pale blue eyes sparkling with a lively light, and it was unclear whether he was pretending to be reserved or was worried that Geto Suguru was teasing him again.
Gojo Satoru still pouted and said, "What do you mean?"
"Eat it tomorrow," Xia Youjie said with a smile, "It's for you to eat tomorrow."
"Ha! That's more like it!" Gojo Satoru smiled and snatched the Daifuku from Geto Xia's hand. He wanted to open it directly, tearing it open a little bit, but hesitated. He wanted to ask Geto Xia if he could eat it today, but...
Xia Youjie said to Baichuanmu with a smile: "How is it?"
Baichuanmu applauded and said, "Excellent!"
Gojo Satoru:......
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and said, "Jay."
Xia Youjie coughed lightly and said, "If you want to eat today, it's okay."
Gojo Satoru:......
Should he eat this big fortune or not?
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