Chapter 104: The Hundred and Fourth Sound of Mom
Although Baichuanmu was very curious and even wanted to see the Gojo family with her own eyes, she also knew that now was not a good time. Seeing Maomao Wu's angry look, she found it a little funny.
"Okay, okay, I'm just a little curious," Bai Chuanmu raised his lips, trying to suppress his smile, but he couldn't help it, and his eyes curved up with laughter, "After all, we ordinary people can't help but be curious about such a big family."
"That's easy," Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, looking at Baichuan Mu's smile in confusion, then he transformed it into a sure win, "Aunt Mu, you're smiling so happily, you've always 'seen' it, right?"
Baichuanmu:?
Baichuanmu asked doubtfully: "Look...what did you see?"
Gojo Satoru looked at Baichuan Mu, who was pretending to be stupid even though he knew the answer, and shook his head helplessly, sighing, "Aunt Mu... you really don't miss any details. I really admire you for this."
Bai Chuanmu pursed her lips, wrote three letters SOS in her heart, and then erased them. She just lay down and let these little ones do whatever they want. As long as the children are happy, that's all.
After Gojo Satoru finished sighing, he still knew to cooperate with Baichuan Mu's exercise. He said, "Aunt Mu, I clearly told you that when I become the head of the Gojo family, I will invite you to visit the Gojo family. Now... it's not possible. Those old guys are annoying."
"Oh!" Bai Chuanmu remembered that this was what she meant. She said sincerely, "I'm looking forward to it."
This is a super ancient family of sorcery. Even if it is an ordinary person's family, Bai Chuanmu would be curious.
Gojo Satoru grinned: "If Aunt Mu is willing to teach me the reversal technique now, I might be able to become the head of the Gojo family right away!"
Baichuan Mu looked at Gojo Satoru who was hesitant to speak, and felt guilty. She rubbed the cat Satoru who was eager to be beaten, and said earnestly: "No... Besides, Satoru, learning the reversal technique is not that easy. I have told you many times... It may make you suffer a lot. Aunt Mu, let me give you a shot of prevention in advance."
Gojo Satoru snorted: "I've already told you that I'm not such a fragile person. For a sorcerer, getting hurt is commonplace~ So you don't need to remind me so much."
"That's good," Bai Chuanmu finally felt relieved, "Then I won't remind you anymore. This can be considered a surprise for you... Don't be scared. Learning the reversal technique will have to be beyond your expectations."
Gojo Satoru suggested seriously, "Aunt Mu, you teaching me now is beyond my expectation. Aren't you looking forward to it? The sooner I learn the reversal technique, the sooner I can let you and Jie come to my house to play."
Baichuanmu scratched his face: "This..."
Gojo Satoru folded his arms and said, "Aunt Mu, just speak frankly! Or do you think I am not capable enough to face the test?"
Bai Chuanmu nodded: "This is one of the reasons."
Gojo Satoru frowned. He couldn't bear to hear this. He said dissatisfiedly: "Although I haven't studied the unlimited technique thoroughly, its power is still average."
Hearing this, Xia Youjie said helplessly: "I didn't expect you to be so modest, Wu. Is your [Cang] still considered to be of average power?"
Gojo Satoru snorted complacently, as if he only said that because he was being praised by others.
But Geto Suguru didn't really want to praise him.
Xia Youjie sighed deeply and said sadly: "Satoru, don't forget that you accidentally exorcised my two cursed spirits with [Cang]."
Gojo Satoru tutted and rolled his eyes at Xia Youjie: "Why do you hold a grudge so much? This happened in your hometown, right? That was the first time we worked together, okay? How do you remember it so clearly?"
"Two cursed spirits," Xia Youjie repeated, "Two level three cursed spirits, for me at that time, were quite important combat power."
Gojo Satoru curled his lips, not feeling guilty at all: "Isn't it just a level 3 curse spirit? Didn't you get a level 2 curse spirit afterwards? Isn't it worthwhile to exchange two level 3 curse spirits for one level 2 curse spirit?"
Xia Youjie said leisurely: "I still have a lot of cursed spirits that were exorcised by that second-level cursed spirit. It can only be regarded as a break-even."
In fact, it was a huge profit, because that battle allowed him to gain a close friend. It was also because of this that Geto Suguru didn't care that Gojo Satoru accidentally injured his cursed spirit at that time.
Now, Geto Suguru brought up the past just to "squeeze" Gojo Satoru and tease him.
Gojo Satoru made a face at Geto Xiayou: "Geto, you are such a stingy guy!"
Xia Youjie was not to be outdone and said, "You are a childish ghost, Na Wu."
Bai Chuanmu looked at the two cubs and said silently in his heart, you two are both childish.
"Hmph," Gojo Satoru snorted, crossing his arms nonchalantly, "Don't forget, Glass said that both of us are childish."
Geto Summer Oil: ...
Xia Youjie was speechless. He said in confusion, "So what are you proud of?"
Bai Chuanmu couldn't help but nodded, she also cared about it.
Gojo Satoru pointed at Geto Suguru, then at himself: "So Geto, it's totally useless for you to say that I'm childish, because in this regard, we are at the same starting line."
Baichuanmu remembered that Gojo Satoru... but he was a man who could wear women's clothes in the future, so why would he care about being called a "childish ghost"? Although he seemed to care about being called a "scumbag", it didn't matter. For the childish Gojo Satoru, as long as he dragged his best friend into the water, it would be nothing.
Xia Youjie was silent for a long time. Unfortunately, he was also a childish guy who wanted to drag his best friend into the water.
He smiled and said, "Come to think of it, Wu wants to learn the reversal technique as soon as possible, is it because he wants to become the head of the Gojo family as soon as possible?"
Gojo Satoru nodded: "Yes, this is the advantage of being the head of the Gojo family. Those old guys are not qualified to control me, and those high-ranking rotten oranges in the curse world have no chance to bother me."
Baichuanmu was surprised when he heard this: "Will the rotten oranges bother you again, Wu? The Gojo family's hometown... do your elders allow them to see you?"
Gojo Satoru stuck out his tongue with a disdainful expression and disgust in his eyes. He said angrily, "After all, we are also a family of sorcery. Although the Gojo family will not be controlled by Rotten Orange, they will still be affected. If they insist on meeting me, the future hope of the sorcery world, they can still find a reasonable opportunity and reason to meet."
Xia Youjie blinked and asked, "What do those rotten oranges want to do with Wu?"
"I forgot~" Gojo Satoru scratched his ear.
"Forgot?" the mother and son said in surprise.
"Yeah," Gojo Satoru rubbed his fingers together, "Anyway, I just let their words go in one ear and out the other. I didn't take them seriously at all. They were just some brainwashing words, asking me to pledge allegiance or something. Pah, they are just disgusting rotten oranges. Sooner or later, I will squeeze the juice out of those rotten oranges."
Geto Xiayou nodded thoughtfully, with a smile on his face growing wider. He said, "Oh~ In that case, you have to help Wu become the head of the Gojo family as soon as possible."
"Hmm?" Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows. "Help me become the head of the Gojo family sooner? In addition to letting me learn the reversal technique, is there any other way to help me?"
Xia Youjie smiled and nodded: "Of course there is, but it is also hard. I'm just a little worried that Wu can't bear that hardship."
"Heh," Gojo Satoru sneered disdainfully and rolled his eyes at Geto Suguru, "What? I can't endure hardship? Geto, what a joke you are talking about! I'm the son of God! I'm the future hope of the curse world! How could I not endure hardship! Although I was born strong, it doesn't mean I haven't worked hard, okay?"
This is what Xia Youjie wanted to say, but he felt that it was not enough, so he smiled and continued: "If that's the case, no matter what difficulties Wu encounters, he will not give up?"
Gojo Satoru nodded vigorously: "Of course!"
Xia Youjie's smile became more intense: "Then why don't you swear an oath? If you give up halfway, then..."
Gojo Satoru pressed on, “So what?”
Geto Summer Oil shrugged, "Forget it, maybe it's a bit too strict for Satoru."
Gojo Satoru said dissatisfiedly: "I've already told you that I won't give up halfway! Just come on."
After getting Gojo Satoru's assurance, Xiayou Jie said, "If you give up halfway, you only need to eat one snack a day."
Gojo Satoru's eyes widened in horror. His hand pointing at Xia Yujie trembled slightly, and his voice was shaking: "You, you, you actually made me swear such a vicious oath."
Bai Chuanmu blinked and said, don't worry, she had already turned on the recording mode to preserve evidence... no, to preserve the dark history, cough, that's not right, it was to record the growth of the cubs.
Xia Youjie said with a smile: "Forget it, it seems that Wu has given up."
Gojo Satoru choked, thinking that even if he could only order one snack a day, there was no limit on the size of the snack... Wait, when would Gojo Satoru become a coward? Why was he thinking of roundabout means before he even started?
Gojo Satoru stared at Geto Xiayou with a fearless look on his face: "Just tell me, Geto, I will never back down. I swear on my snacks."
"That's good." Xia Youjie showed a smile of success, "In this case, Wu you..."
Gojo Satoru looked at Geto Xiayou's sinister smile, his eyes jumped, and he had a bad premonition. He raised his hand to interrupt Geto Xiayou's words: "Wait!"
Gojo Satoru frowned and looked at Geto Suguru suspiciously for a long time.
Xia Youjie asked: "What's wrong? Actually, if Wu wants to regret now, he still has a chance."
Gojo Satoru snorted, "I'm not going to regret it, but are you sure your method is reliable?"
"Of course!" Xia Youjie nodded vigorously, then looked up at Baichuanmu, staring at her with admiring eyes and said, "This is a method that has been approved by my mother."
Baichuanmu:……?
Bai Chuanmu was stunned: "Ah? What's the sure way to pass?"
Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows, as if he had caught Xia Youjie's handle, and said: "Hehe, look at Aunt Mu's reaction, it's obvious that you are fooling me."
"Satoru," Xia Youjie sighed and shook his head, "Don't you know that my mother loves to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger?"
Baichuanmu: Uh...
When Gojo Satoru heard what Xia Youjie said, he suddenly understood. At this time, he looked at Baichuan Mu with a trace of admiration in his eyes: "As expected of you...Aunt Mu, you really don't forget to act every moment. Haha, you almost fooled me."
Xia Youjie ruthlessly exposed the truth: "Wu, you were obviously deceived!"
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and said, "No!"
Then he looked at Baichuanmu viciously and said, "Aunt Mu, tell me yourself, have you ever deceived me?"
Bai Chuanmu was silent. She didn't want to talk much. She chose to play badly. She narrowed her eyes, smiled without saying a word, and gave the two cubs a look to let them figure it out for themselves. They would become immortal anyway.
Baichuanmu: =v=
As expected, just as Baichuanmu expected, Xiayou Jie and Baichuanmu saw the expression on her face, they both raised their eyebrows, and then the two cubs exchanged glances, Fox Jie was smiling, but Cat Wu was still angry, and seemed a little unconvinced.
Xia Youjie persuaded: "Okay, Wu, I'm not wrong, am I?"
Gojo Satoru snorted, "Okay, I get it. Then tell me what the method is."
Xia Youjie slowly uttered two words: "Study."
“Huh——?” Gojo Satoru was confused and bewildered. “What are you talking about?”
Xia Youjie repeated again: "Study!"
"Oh!" Bai Chuanmu exclaimed, punched his palm with his fist, and suddenly realized, "I know, knowledge is power, right?!"
Although Gojo Satoru had not yet fully recovered from the answer given by Geto Suguru, he still gave Baichuan Mu a look. The look was called "You are still acting. You pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger every day and cooperate with Geto in acting. Do you think it's really fun, you Monkey King who wants to rule the world of sorcery?", in short, the Monkey King of Staring.
Baichuan Mu couldn't understand Gojo Satoru's complicated look. She just thought that the child didn't want to study. She patted Gojo Satoru on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Knowledge is power. If you want to become the head of the Gojo family, how can you not have ink in your belly."
Gojo Satoru said indignantly: "I would rather drink ink."
Baichuanmu choked, looking at the cat Wu who didn't like to study, she was at a loss. She... just wanted to give her child a complete childhood. Wasn't she still doing well in school at this time? !
Gojo Satoru snorted, "Didn't I already promise you three hours of tutoring? I'm telling you, you two, don't push your luck!"
Bai Chuanmu asked tentatively: "What about the snack temptation?"
"...No way!" Gojo Satoru hesitated for a moment, but when he thought that Baichuanmu would never not give him snacks, Gojo Satoru regained his confidence, "Impossible!"
"What about cartoons?"
"Same!"
Baichuanmu didn’t know what to do, but it didn’t matter, since he had Geto Suguru here.
Xia Youjie put his hands behind his back, his eyes narrowed into slits, and said with a smile: "Wu, didn't you just say that you would not retreat when faced with difficulties?"
Gojo Satoru choked. No wonder this scheming fox had that reaction. It was a pity that he was a little too excited at the time and agreed to so many things at once...
Xia Yujie said very "considerately": "Oh, forget it, Mom, if Wu really can't do it, don't force him. After all, it may be a little difficult for Wu."
The corner of Gojo Satoru's mouth twitched. How could he not hear that this was a provocation? But he didn't want to endure it. He said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, don't underestimate me, okay?! Don't you just want to increase my study time? If this can really help me become stronger, then go ahead."
Baichuanmu rubbed her hands. She had been looking forward to this for a long time. She said with a sly smile, "Okay, although it is not convenient for Wu to go to school now, I will hire a tutor for you."
Gojo Satoru: Tsk.
Geto Xiayou: (suppressing laughter)
"Three hours in the morning and four hours in the afternoon, how about that?" Bai Chuanmu said with a smile, "If you are not satisfied, four hours in the morning and three hours in the afternoon will also be fine."
Gojo Satoru was silent for a while, then said speechlessly: "What's the difference? Aren't they both seven hours?"
Bai Chuanmu felt a little regretful: "You actually noticed it."
"I'm not bad at math!" Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth, then looked at the snickering Geto Suguru, thought for a moment, pointed at him and said, "Add two more hours tonight, Geto and I will take the class together."
Xia Youjie widened his eyes.
Gojo Satoru smiled and said, "Come on, let's die together and hurt each other... I mean, Jie, let's become stronger together, my good friend."
Xia Youjie felt like he was having a heart attack, but looking at Baichuanmu, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay."
Bai Chuanmu was surprised and asked, "Hmm? Are you sure? Wouldn't this be too stressful for the two of you? How about... taking extra classes every other night to ease the pressure? Or just add an extra hour?"
"No, if it's to become stronger, it's worth it," Xia Youjie raised his head, confidence in his eyes, "Since mom longs for that kind of life? Then...then I will work hard, after all, I am a curse spirit operator, and I can become the strongest in the future."
"That kind of life? Haha, you mean the Gojo family?" Baichuanmu laughed, raised his hand and rubbed Xiayou Jie's head, and said, "I'm just curious, it doesn't mean I yearn for it. I'm quite satisfied with my current life. Of course, I'm happy that Jie said I should work hard, but don't make yourself tired when you work hard. Being happy is the most important thing. So you don't have to make up lessons every night. It's okay if you don't make up lessons occasionally. How about two or three times a week?"
"Well, I see. Actually, I think it would be fun to take classes with Satoru, but..." Xia Yujie tilted his head slightly as he thought about it, "But how can I stay happy?"
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "Jie, only someone like you who is full of evil thoughts would think about this kind of question, right? Isn't it very simple and natural to want to be happy?"
When Xia Youjie heard the first half of the sentence, his eyelids twitched slightly. How come he had such bad intentions?
But when he heard the second half of Gojo Satoru's words, Xiayou Jie couldn't help but cast a curious look at Gojo Satoru, his face full of expectation: "Then how do we do it?"
Gojo Satoru was very pleased with Geto's admiring (?) gaze. He raised his head proudly and said in a smug tone: "I thought you were very smart, Geto, but it turns out you are just like this~"
The corner of Geto Xiayou's mouth twitched, and he looked helplessly at the complacent Gojo Satoru. This guy actually used a technique with no lower limits to fly.
Geto Suguru wanted to complain a bit. It's better for him to use his cursed spirit manipulation technique for logistics than Gojo Satoru using the unlimited technique to show off, right?
When Xia Yujie thought about this, he nodded involuntarily, agreeing with his own idea. At least his method was more practical.
However, Geto Xiayou would not tell these to anyone, he just narrowed his eyes slightly, revealing the image of a sinister fox.
This made Gojo Satoru's smug smile freeze. He glanced at Geto Xiayou with a suspicious look, then lifted the unlimited technique and dropped it to the ground. It would be a headache if he used it too much. Apart from fighting, it was only necessary to use it occasionally. He raised an eyebrow at Geto Xiayou: "Geto, are you up to something bad again? Are you trying to give me extra classes again? Seven hours a day is already more than enough. At most... at most, I can do as Aunt Mu said and occasionally have an extra hour of extra classes with you at night."
"How could that be," Xia Youjie smiled and waved his hands, "I still need your help, right? How could you have such bad ideas? Well, Wu, can you tell me what I should do? How can I be happy all the time?"
"Oh, that's easy." Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows with a disdainful look, as if nothing could make him care. Gojo Satoru pointed at himself and said, "No matter what you do, just know that I'm happy!"
The corner of Geto Xiayou's eye twitched slightly. What Gojo Satoru said was basically the same as not saying anything. It was similar to "Listening to your words is like listening to your words", but it was not completely nonsense.
As Gojo Satoru's best friend, Geto Suguru can more or less understand what Gojo Satoru means. If you break it down, the core idea is to think about yourself and start from yourself.
It really has the style of Wu, but Wu has not done this well enough. After all, he will be the strongest in the future and the hope of the curse world.
Even though Geto Xiayou understood the deeper meaning of Gojo Satoru's words, he still couldn't help but rub his solar plexus helplessly, as if he was very annoyed by this arrogant cat Satoru.
Xia Youjie sighed and said, "As expected of Wu..."
Although his tone was sighing, there was still a smile on Xia Yujie's lips. Although he felt helpless, he still felt inexplicably good and a little happy.
"What?!" Gojo Satoru said dissatisfiedly, raising his hand to poke Geto Xiayou's head, "Did I say something wrong?"
"There's nothing wrong with that. I just think it's very Satoru-like," Geto dodged Gojo Satoru's poke, "You don't believe me."
However, Gojo Satoru still seemed dissatisfied with Geto Suguru's reaction. Perhaps the image of a black-bellied fox had penetrated into Gojo Satoru's heart. Gojo Satoru always felt that his best friend was up to something bad again.
Gojo Satoru snorted and said, "I don't believe it. Jay is now a black-bellied fox version. In this state, Jay doesn't know how to trust."
Xia Yujie thought to himself, what a strange stereotype.
"What about this?" Xia Youjie had no choice but to open his narrowed eyes, but he could hardly suppress the smile on his lips, "What about now? I'm not a black-bellied fox anymore, am I?"
Gojo Satoru stared at the smiling fox Jie in silence for a long while before he said in a heavy voice, "It's even more suspicious! Jie, you...what evil idea are you planning?"
"What about trust between people, Wu?" Xia Youjie wanted to raise his hands in surrender. He shook his head helplessly and sent a signal for help to Baichuanmu, "Mom, what do you think?"
Baichuan Mu didn't hear Xia Youjie's reply, she was in a daze.
No, to be precise, Bai Chuanmu was looking at the cats and dogs on the ground and fell into deep thought. She was hesitating whether to tell the two cubs what this stupid cursed spirit had done...
Bai Chuanmu was still muttering in his heart, cats and dogs have really become successful, their little tricks were not even discovered by Wu.
Xia Youjie tilted his head in confusion, not quite understanding the look on Bai Chuanmu's face. He wanted to ask again, but he hesitated again. He followed Bai Chuanmu's line of sight, and then he saw the cat and dog sitting obediently on the ground, wagging its tail, with its three little eyes sparkling.
After the cat and dog made eye contact with Geto Suguru, the little tails wagged even more happily, making a clattering sound on the floor.
It's a very clingy little guy. Even though it's an ugly and silly cursed spirit, you'll find it cute after looking at it for a long time.
But who can tell Geto Suguru why the cat and dog are holding a Daifuku, and it’s a strawberry cream flavored Daifuku, very similar to the one he just gave to Gojo Satoru.
oh……
Geto Suguru remembered that the Daifuku had just fallen out of Gojo Satoru's pocket. Gojo Satoru didn't notice it, but Cat and Dog paid attention to the blade.
Although this stupid cursed spirit is stupid most of the time, it is still a little smart when it comes to eating. I guess it took advantage of the time when Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were talking enthusiastically and were particularly engaged, and it seized the opportunity to quietly steal the Daifuku that fell from Gojo Satoru's pocket... No, Cats and Dogs picked it up from the ground, how can this be considered stealing?
So occasionally the cats and dogs would be smart and seize the opportunity to bring back the "wild" Daifuku. They would hold the Daifuku in their mouths and look at Baichuan Mu and Xia Youjie as if to seek credit, not knowing whether they should give it to them to eat or ask them to feed them.
Xiayou Jie suddenly fell silent, causing Gojo Satoru to frown. He asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Jie, why are you suddenly silent? Did I guess what you were thinking?"
But Geto Suguru still ignored him?
Gojo Satoru frowned even more tightly. He suddenly noticed that Xia Youjie and Baichuan Mu's eyes were focused on one point and they were both looking at the ground.
On the ground? Is there anything on the ground?
Gojo Satoru also looked down. There was nothing strange on the ground. There was only a cat and a dog holding Daifuku in its mouth... a cat and a dog holding Daifuku in its mouth... Daifuku?
Gojo Satoru's eyes widened, his mouth opened into a small circle, his face full of surprise, he did not hide it at all, the Daifuku that the cat and dog were holding in their mouths was strawberry cream flavor!
In horror, Gojo Satoru touched his pocket. Originally, the pocket was bulging with a delicious strawberry cream-flavored Daifuku, but now it was empty. He almost emptied his pocket, but he still couldn't find the Daifuku that disappeared out of thin air, the Daifuku that Geto Suguru gave him!
"Hiss... Ha..." Gojo Satoru took a breath of cold air, and then he realized what was going on with Xiayou Jie's half-smiley expression just now. That evil black-bellied fox was planning this! He was really too slow to react, and he didn't even realize that Xiayou Jie's conspiracy was successful, so he showed such an expression. He just talked so much with him and looked at him with admiration, just to cover up for the cats and dogs, right? !
Geto Summer Oil: ...
Xia Yujie felt that he was very wronged. Although he did not have the ability to read minds and did not know what Gojo Satoru was thinking exactly at the moment, as Gojo Satoru's best friend, how could he not understand Gojo Satoru's expression? Moreover, Xia Yujie felt that Gojo Satoru was quite easy to understand. He could even make a pie chart to analyze Gojo Satoru, such as three points of surprise, four points of disbelief, two points of annoyance, and one point of grievance.
Geto Xiayou also wanted to take a deep breath. Facing the angry Gojo Satoru, he inexplicably felt a little guilty.
Xia Youjie pursed his lips and said in a righteous but weak tone: "That... Wu, you may not believe it, but all this was done by the cat and dog on their own initiative. I really didn't get involved."
Gojo Satoru gnashed his teeth viciously and spat out two words through gritted teeth: "I don't believe it!"
Baichuanmu came back to her senses at this time, and she helped Xiayoujie explain: "I can testify that the cat and dog secretly took Dafu away when you two were not paying attention. It also observed you for a long time, waiting for the right opportunity!"
This is not an explanation at all, it is explicitly or implicitly praising the cleverness of the stupid curse spirit Cats and Dogs.
The corners of Gojo Satoru's mouth drooped, with an expression of dissatisfaction. He was not appeased by Baichuan Mu's words, and it seemed that he had made things worse. He seemed even more unhappy and aggrieved.
Gojo Satoru muttered, "So...Aunt Mu, you're involved too?"
Baichuanmu:……?
Baichuanmu narrowed her eyes, not sure whether Gojo Satoru was wrongly accusing her or simply making her think in a stupid way. It was hard enough for her, a not very smart ordinary person, to be surrounded by a group of stupid people.
Baichuan Mu's silence made Gojo Satoru even more certain that he had guessed what he was really thinking.
Gojo Satoru snorted, "Ha, I guessed it right, right? Jie, what else do you have to quibble about?!"
Xia Youjie said weakly: "What my mother said is the truth, Wu."
Bai Chuanmu nodded repeatedly to show his agreement: "That's right, that's it."
Gojo Satoru frowned, still not believing their words. He asked suspiciously, "But Cat and Dog are only fourth-level cursed spirits. How can they secretly observe me? They took advantage of me not noticing them and stole my snacks."
Xia Youjie was stunned for a moment when he heard this, half squatted down, and rubbed the cats and dogs' heads: "Speaking of which... this guy's performance today is indeed quite smart.
The cats and dogs meowed and woofed, looking very happy. The Daifuku cream in their mouths fell out and was caught by Xia Yujie. Xia Yujie silently looked at the teeth marks on the Daifuku cream. The packaging bag of Daifuku cream had been bitten by the cats and dogs, and a little cream had flowed out.
The cats and dogs were wagging their tails, looking eagerly at the Daifuku in Xia Yujie's hands, waiting for him to feed them. The "meow woof" they just said was asking Xia Yujie to feed them.
The cats and dogs still remembered Xia Youjie's order that they could not eat anything else but only what he and Baichuanmu fed them. However, their little heads understood this sentence to mean that they could eat but had to be fed by their owners and Baichuanmu, so they snatched cat food and stole... Daifuku.
Gojo Satoru tutted and complained, "You're still praising it!"
"I'll criticize and educate it right now." Xia Yujie said immediately.
Hearing this, Gojo Satoru looked at the cats and dogs who were still laughing foolishly, with a gloating smile in his eyes, and said, "Okay!"
Xia Youjie smiled helplessly, then he bent his fingers and flicked the cat and dog's head with great force, causing the cat and dog's head to tilt back. It staggered back several steps, with a small bump on its forehead. Its three little eyes were full of tears. It looked at Xia Youjie aggrievedly: "Meow woof?"
Xia Yujie nodded its head and said, "Don't take other people's things casually."
Cats and dogs hung their heads: "Meow woof..."
Xia Youjie frowned slightly and said, "Those that fall on the ground are not allowed either."
The cat and dog wagged their tails, looked back at Gojo Satoru, and called out again, "Meow woof!"
Geto Summer remained silent.
Gojo Satoru asked curiously, "What did this stupid cursed spirit say?"
Xiayou Jie was about to say something, but he stopped talking. He couldn't tell Gojo Satoru that this stupid cursed spirit thought he was easy to bully, right? And... He really is a stupid cursed spirit. He has been beaten by Gojo Satoru so many times, but he still wants to steal Gojo Satoru's food.
Gojo Satoru frowned, and without thinking twice, he punched Cat and Dog on the head.
Cats and dogs were seeing stars: "Meow woof..."
It was still dizzy and hadn't recovered yet when Gojo Satoru controlled it with an unlimited technique and started circling it in his hand for fun.
The cat and dog spun several times in Gojo Satoru's palm, and the speed was so fast that it made me dizzy to watch. It also meowed at the same time.
Bai Chuanmu felt a little sorry for her family's mascot. She said, "Um, Wu..."
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "Humph, it's just a cursed spirit anyway... But don't worry, I won't exorcise it. I'm just bullying it for fun so that it can learn a lesson and know what it shouldn't mess with!"
Xia Youjie couldn't help but ask, "Could it be that Wu understood what the cats and dogs said?"
Gojo Satoru was stunned, and the speed of controlling Cat and Dog's rotation also slowed down. He looked at this stupid cursed spirit for a few seconds, then looked at Xia Youjie and asked, "Hmm? What did Cat and Dog say?"
Baichuanmu was also very curious about this: "Yes, what did it say just now? The little guy seemed to have deliberately glanced at Wu before meowing."
Baichuan Mu and Gojo Satoru, as well as Cats and Dogs, stared at Xia Youjie with seven eyes. Xia Youjie felt a little pressured. He felt that if he told Gojo Satoru what the stupid Cats and Dogs had just said, there would definitely be another round of chaos. It was estimated that Gojo Satoru would even ask him to change the order and let Cats and Dogs accept his feeding...
In this case, has the original intention changed soon?
Xia Yujie thought that an orange tree and a stool in his house had been eaten today. If he allowed these two cats, one big and one small, to eat and drink as much as they wanted, this house would be emptied out sooner or later.
Geto Suguru pursed his lips, almost forming a straight line, as he thought about a countermeasure, but Gojo Satoru didn't have the patience.
Gojo Satoru urged, "Come on, Jay, what did this stupid cursed spirit just say?"
What else could Geto Xiayou do but tell the truth.
Xia Youjie covered his face and shook his head: "Cat and Dog said it was fun, so they asked you to spin faster."
It is indeed the truth. When Gojo Gopan is acting like a cat or a dog, the few weak "meows and woofs" that come out of its mouth mean this.
Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow, feeling unbelievable: "Huh?"
Gojo Satoru directly threw the stupid cursed spirit on the ground. The cat and dog fell to the ground with a plop sound, and it really looked like a little doll.
Gojo Satoru is better, but he is angry and is deliberately torturing the cat Satoru to punish it, not playing with this stupid cursed spirit.
"So..." Gojo Satoru pointed at the cat and dog indignantly. The little guy was still wagging his tail and meowing at him. "This stupid cursed spirit thought I was playing with it just now?"
Xia Yujie nodded silently. Now Cats and Dogs still have a high opinion of Gojo Satoru. Cats and Dogs think Gojo Satoru is a good person who can play with it and is not easy to bully...
Geto Suguru: ...I don't know this cursed spirit.
Even Geto Suguru wanted to draw a line between himself and it. Why is this guy's thinking logic so weird? Even weirder than that of Nozomi Ieiri.
Ieiri Glass:...?
Gojo Satoru used his feet to push the cats and dogs towards Geto Suguru with disgust: "Stay away from me, you stupid cursed spirit."
The cats and dogs didn't feel rejected at all. They still felt that Gojo Satoru was playing with them, and their tails wagged even more happily.
Xia Yujie looked at Gojo Satoru with a look of disgust, then looked at the silly-smiling Cats and Dogs, shook his head helplessly, rubbed his temples as if he had a headache, and after a long sigh, gave Cats and Dogs instructions: Cats and Dogs, come here and sit down.
Cats and Dogs immediately left Gojo Satoru and sat down obediently at Geto Xiayou's feet. Geto Xiayou breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that things should be over. Then he looked up and saw Gojo Satoru looking at him with resentful eyes.
Xia Yujie was silent for a while, then asked, "Satoru, do you want to play with cats and dogs?"
Gojo Satoru tutted his lips. The disdain in his eyes was now directed at Geto Suguru. He said angrily and amusedly, "Am I that kind of person? Playing with a stupid cursed spirit? It's good enough that I don't exorcise it?"
Xia Youjie was skeptical: "Then what are you doing..."
Gojo Satoru tutted, then glared at Geto Suguru and said, "I've caught you, right, Geto?"
Xia Youjie was stunned for a moment, then realized belatedly that he had just ordered the cat and dog without saying a word, asking them to sit beside him obediently. He did not rely on language or gestures to control the cursed spirits, but mainly on spells, with only changes in the cursed power. Although he would sometimes make some movements or give commands, in addition to showing off, there were several other reasons, such as to confuse the enemy, and when giving the cursed spirits to Baichuan Muhe or others, it would allow them to better control the cursed spirits with commands.
Unconsciously...I seem to have been "exposed".
Geto Suguru choked. The fluctuations of his cursed power must have been seen by Gojo Satoru, but... but he was really wronged.
Xia Youjie pursed his lips and tried to explain: "Satoru..."
But just as he started, he was interrupted by Gojo Satoru: "Don't forget that I have six eyes, Jie, I was watching you closely just now, I won't let my guard down this time."
Geto Xiayou felt like he was at a loss for words and wondered how many snacks he would need to appease Gojo Satoru this time.
Baichuanmu said: "Oh, right, Wu, don't you have six eyes? Cat and Dog is also a cursed spirit. I thought its actions would definitely not escape your eyes. I thought you condoned Cat and Dog to pick up the big fortune you dropped."
Gojo Satoru angrily said, "How is that possible?! At most, I would give snack packaging bags to cats and dogs! And it's not just picking it up, this stupid cursed spirit is just stealing my fortune!"
After Gojo Satoru finished speaking, he paused and added in a low voice: "This is a great fortune given to me by Jie. I decided to eat it tomorrow morning..."
"Hahaha..." Xia Yujie chuckled. Because he was always used to feeding Gojo Satoru, he subconsciously wanted to pass the snack in his hand to Gojo Satoru. However, Xia Yujie had forgotten that this big guy had been bitten by cats and dogs. He smiled gently and said, "Satoru, this is for you."
Gojo Satoru looked at Geto in silence, at the teeth marks on the Daifuku, at the cream leaking out, and at the signs of cursed energy remaining on it. He gritted his teeth and said earnestly, "Geto, I've decided to break up with you for one minute."
Xia Yujie: Huh? Why? What did he do wrong?
Geto Summer Oil was confused.
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