Chapter 105: The 105th Mom
Xia Yujie was not really slow. He soon noticed that the Daifuku in his hand felt a little strange. It seemed to be leaking and sticky.
Uh, this Daifuku... looks like it has been bitten by a cat or a dog. There are fine teeth marks and spots of saliva on it. This thing can probably only be eaten by cats and dogs.
Geto Suguru pursed his lips, moved his gaze away from Daifuku, and moved it to Gojo Satoru's face. Looking at his expression, Geto Suguru could guess that Gojo Satoru mistakenly thought that he was deliberately teasing him.
But...he really forgot about this.
But when he said this, Geto Xiayou himself didn't believe it. Time slipped through his fingers bit by bit. It's not that Geto Xiayou really needed so much time to come up with a way to appease Gojo Satoru. It's just that Gojo Satoru just said that he wanted to break up with him for one minute.
Xiayou Jie still spoiled Gojo Satoru as usual. After counting sixty times in his mind, he said, "How about, Satoru, I'll give you my three-day share of ice cream?"
Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a happy smile. He was about to agree immediately, but his eyes rolled and he suddenly realized something very important.
He! Gojo Satoru cannot be tempted by ice cream at this time!
After Gojo Satoru coughed lightly, he barely suppressed his desire for the ice cream and said, "Don't want this, change it to another chip."
"Hmm?" Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows slightly, then smiled helplessly and said, "Wu, you don't want my share of ice cream for a week, do you?"
Xia Youjie thought, it's not impossible to give it all to Wu, but if he continued to eat like this, would it be bad for his health? It's not the hot summer now, it's already late autumn, and winter is coming soon.
"I..." Gojo Satoru was tempted by a week's share of ice cream, and the light in his eyes was brighter than before, but he soon came to his senses. Gojo Satoru tutted lightly, glared at Geto Suguru, and severely condemned him with his eyes, "Am I that kind of person, Geto?!"
"Hahaha..." Xia Youjie smiled and waved his hands, "Then what chips do you want to exchange?"
Baichuanmu reminded: "Wu, remember your lesson and don't be so greedy."
Does Gojo Satoru in the original work have the attribute of gluttony...it seems like he does?
After all, Gojo Satoru is not a very reliable person who can buy Kikufuku when facing an important mission.
Gojo Satoru frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "Aunt Mu, am I the kind of unreliable person?!"
Baichuanmu wanted to say "You are", and also wanted to say "You will be even more unreliable when you grow up", but Gojo Satoru is still just a cub now, so he should give him a little more confidence!
Baichuanmu coughed lightly, his eyes drifted, and his tone of voice also drifted: "Of course I believe that Wu is a reliable person~"
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said unhappily, "Then can you look at me while you say this? Are you trying to fool me on purpose?"
"How could it be!?" Bai Chuanmu said, covering his conscience with his eyes wide open, "I never lie to children!"
Gojo Satoru glanced at Baichuan Mu with suspicion several times. This behavior was too much like acting. He thought to himself, how could a person who likes to play the pig and eat the tiger say such things? But then he changed his mind and thought that although Aunt Mu was hiding many secrets, she was still very kind and sincere to him.
So Gojo Satoru reluctantly accepted Baichuan Mu's words.
Xia Youjie asked: "Satoru, then tell me what you want, what do you want to change it to?"
Gojo Satoru put his hands on his hips, tilted his head back and said, "Won't I have tutoring lessons from now on? There will definitely be homework. Look, Jie will take care of all my homework from now on... Ouch!"
As expected, Mao Mao Wu, who was looking up, was hit on the head by Bai Chuan Mu.
He covered his head in grievance, and inexplicably had an idea that he felt as if he was waiting to be hit by Baichuanmu by tilting his head.
At this time, Geto Suguru didn't feel sorry for his best friend, he even felt a little gloating.
Baichuanmu poked Gojo Satoru's head and said seriously, "Satoru, this idea is wrong. How can you let Jie help you finish your homework?"
Gojo Satoru pouted and said unconvincedly, "Why not... Isn't it said that knowledge is power? I am just giving Jie more opportunities to become stronger."
What he said was so high-sounding and righteous that Baichuan Mu was stunned and almost got fooled by Gojo Satoru.
"Did you just lie to me, Aunt Mu? Gojo Satoru also knows how to pursue victory. Maybe he really learned something from watching Romance of the Three Kingdoms during this period. He folded his arms, frowned, and was as serious as a little adult. "So, knowledge is power. Is this sentence false? Then I don't think I need to hire a tutor!"
"Hahaha..." Baichuanmu laughed in silence. As expected, Gojo Satoru was still a person who didn't like to study. It seemed that even if he hired a tutor, he might not be able to study hard. After all, Gojo Satoru had the idea of asking Geto Suguru to help him with his homework before the class even started.
After she had laughed enough, she pinched Gojo Satoru's cheek and said, "Didn't you learn something? Satoru, you should know that anything is too much, just like your infinite limit technique is very powerful, but it will give you a headache if you use it too much."
"It hurts..." Gojo Satoru patted Baichuanmu's hand, signaling him to let go. He and Xiayou Jie had pinched each other's faces for a long time today, and both of them used enough strength. Even though Baichuanmu did not use much force and just pinched lightly, he still felt a dull pain.
After Baichuanmu's claws left his face, Gojo Satoru snorted, rubbed his face, and muttered: "Once I learn the reversal technique, I won't have to worry about headaches anymore."
"Oh!" Bai Chuanmu exclaimed softly. She had a brilliant idea. "Does it mean that if I learn the reversal technique, I can study it non-stop for 24 hours a day?"
Gojo Satoru gasped, his hands shaking in fear. He looked at the "devil" in front of him in disbelief. Studying 24 hours a day, non-stop, is this something a human can say? !
Gojo Satoru thought of the mother and son's enjoyment of Curse Spirit 007 before, and he shuddered involuntarily. He suddenly didn't particularly want to learn the reversal technique...
"Hey, I was just kidding." After Baichuanmu finished speaking, she noticed the fear in Gojo Satoru's eyes, and then she realized that her remarks had scared the child.
Baichuanmu couldn't help but mutter in his heart. He didn't expect that Wu would be so scared by learning.
Without thinking twice, she took a picture of the terrified Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips, still believing Baichuanmu's words: "Really? You won't wait until I learn the reversal technique and then give me a 24-hour learning package, right?"
Xia Youjie held his forehead with his hand, smiled and shook his head: "Wu, my mother would never do that. She just saw that you didn't want to do your homework, so she was just trying to scare you. Look, after comparing it this way, don't you think doing homework is no big deal?"
Bai Chuanmu opened her mouth in surprise. Could it be that the casual words she just said had such a meaning?
Gojo Satoru nodded involuntarily. Indeed, compared to studying non-stop for 24 hours, attending classes for seven hours a day and doing homework was simply heaven.
Gojo Satoru said reluctantly: "Okay, Jie, then I don't need you to help me with my homework, but the ice cream quota for those three days still needs to be given."
"No," Baichuanmu stopped him. She had wanted to stop him before. She looked at Xiayou Jie helplessly, "Jie, you can't spoil Wu like this. Don't forget, I promised him that he would have extra ice cream after the tutoring class."
"Oh, I almost forgot," Xiayou Jie exclaimed, and then smiled apologetically at Gojo Satoru, "Sorry, Satoru, ice cream is not okay, so how about I help you with your homework?"
Gojo Satoru was already upset when he heard that the extra ice cream was gone, and when he heard that Geto Suguru said he wanted to help him with his homework, he said unconvincedly, "Hey, Geto, don't underestimate me, my homework is no worse than yours!"
Xia Yujie thought of Gojo Satoru's composition, and hesitated to speak, but finally nodded: "Yeah, that's true."
Gojo Satoru frowned, feeling that there was something else behind what Geto Suguru said, and his tone sounded like he was just trying to please him.
"Then I'll use my pocket money to treat you to a hamburger on Monday? It's considered..." Xiayou Jie looked at the Daifuku in his hand. Although this was given to Gojo Satoru by him, seeing that Gojo Satoru really liked it, Xiayou Jie had no choice but to spoil him. "Is it considered making up for this Daifuku?"
Gojo Satoru also liked the burger. He glanced at Baichuanmu, and after Baichuanmu nodded, he grinned and said, "Okay! I also want a large Coke and large fries!"
However, after Gojo Satoru finished speaking, he muttered in his heart, why did he subconsciously ask for Baichuan Mu's opinion? But Gojo Satoru quickly put this question behind him, because he felt that even if Baichuan Mu refused, he would not care.
Xia Yujie nodded and said, "Okay, but don't eat too much. I still want to save money."
Gojo Satoru snorted, "I'm going to eat you up."
Xia Youjie shook his head helplessly and looked at Baichuanmu. This time, Baichuanmu was able to understand the look in his own cub's eyes.
"You are...too unreliable, Wu," Baichuanmu held Wujo Wu's head and said earnestly, "What about what you just agreed on?"
Gojo Satoru hummed, "I was just joking."
However, Bai Chuanmu's face seemed to say "disbelief".
Of course Gojo Satoru saw this, he frowned and said, "Hey, Aunt Mu, you just said you trust me and I'm reliable, you said you wouldn't lie to a child."
"Wow, I didn't expect Wu to call himself a child." Baichuanmu said in an exaggerated tone.
Gojo Satoru choked and felt that he was fooled by Baichuan Mu.
Bai Chuanmu said with a smile: "Kid, I was just joking with you."
Gojo Satoru:......
Gojo Satoru asked, "Which sentence do you mean?"
Bai Chuanmu tilted his head and said, "The one that said you are reliable?"
Gojo Satoru:?
"Why am I unreliable?!" Gojo Satoru's eyes widened. He tugged at Xiayou Jie's sleeve and said, "Jie, tell your mother whether you think I'm reliable or not."
"Mama's boy" Jie chose to remain silent and gave Gojo Satoru a look to let him experience it himself.
Gojo Satoru: ...He can’t stay in this house anymore, he wants to run away!
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