Chapter 29
As the saying goes, domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers...Ah, no, actually Bai Chuanmu just petted the cat at home and wanted to go outside to see if there were any wild kittens.
Every year, she would send some cat strips and dog biscuits to her parents because both Baichuan's mom and dad liked cats and dogs.
Feeding wild cats is the same as feeding the cat Wu that ran away from home... Well, Baichuanmu is not that stupid, it's just that her brain has stopped working.
Fox Jie and Cat Wu were as dirty as mud monkeys, but they were "very friendly" and wanted to help each other with their hair.
Is this... a close friend?
Baichuanmu was greatly shocked.
When she came to her senses, her phone was already filled with several photos of the fight between Kitty and Cat Satoru, and Gojo Satoru even asked her, "Why are you taking photos?!"
In order to keep the photo, Baichuanmu decisively chose to divert attention and handed the cat strip to Xiaowujiao Wu: "Do you want to eat it?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru looked at the bar snack handed over by Baichuanmu and frowned slightly, thinking that this snack was different from the one he had eaten at Gojo's house. The packaging was weird...
Kogojo Satoru glanced at Koga Yugetsu, and his fox-like squinting smiling expression finally changed.
"Ah... Mom?" Xiao Xia Youjie opened his eyes wide, confusion and surprise flashing in his purple pupils. He recognized the packaging of the snacks handed over by Bai Chuanmu. It was the kind she often fed cats and dogs. This seemed to be... a snack specially for cats, right?
Xiao Gojo Satoru understood that this mama's boy was jealous when he saw his mother giving him snacks first! That's why he looked confused.
"Humph~" Xiao Gojo Satoru chuckled complacently, took the cat strip and opened it, "You have good taste!"
Baichuanmu:……!
"Hey - wait!" Bai Chuanmu's brain finally started to work. He couldn't be so stupid anymore. "Qiaodou Sack!"
But it was too late, Xiao Gojo Satoru had already eaten it. However, because Baichuan Mu suddenly spoke out to stop him, Xiao Gojo Satoru subconsciously hesitated and only took a small bite.
Now Baichuanmu and Xiaoxia Youjie have the same expression.
Mother and son: ∑(￣□￣;)!!!
"Huh? What's going on?" Kogojo Satoru looked at their expressions and felt confused.
Haven’t you ever seen the Son of God eating snacks?
Xiao Wujou Wu chewed a few times, swallowed the small piece of cat noodle, clicked his tongue twice in disgust, and returned the remaining cat noodle to Baichuanmu, and gave his evaluation: "It's not delicious, not sweet at all... a little fishy."
Xiao Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes. They were not the smiling eyes from before, but the narrowed eyes that were filled with guilt and worry. He carefully moved a few steps towards Bai Chuanmu, pulled the corner of Bai Chuanmu's clothes, and whispered, "Mom...he won't die, right?"
What's the use of whispering? They are less than two meters apart and Xiao Gojo Satoru can hear it clearly.
Kogojo Satoru: Huh?
"No!" Baichuan Muzhan said firmly, but her tone did not last long. She said with a guilty conscience, "It shouldn't be. I'll check it online..."
Xiao Gojo Satoru: Huh???
Xiao Gojo Satoru said "Puh" several times, but he had already eaten the cat strips. It was too late to spit them out. Xiao Gojo Satoru never thought that after escaping the assassination of the curse master so many times, he would actually lose to a poisoned snack? !
He was able to obtain a wealth of information with his six eyes, but he was unable to distinguish toxins that were not related to spells... Kogojo Satoru now felt that the fishy smell in his mouth was used to cover up the taste of poison.
"Are you a curse master?" Xiao Gojo Satoru pointed at Baichuanmu and said with a vigilant look, "You are obviously not a magic master... why... did you let ordinary people assassinate me? Do you know that I don't take the weak seriously?! Or are the two weak curse spirits next to you not that simple, and are they used to cover up the magic on you?"
When Baichuanmu goes out, she is naturally followed by Xiaohei, cats and dogs. They are her loyal bodyguards.
Bai Chuanmu hesitated for several times, but finally couldn't help but suggest: "How about...you also change your name to Xiaodi?"
"...What?" Xiao Gojo Satoru was stunned for a moment before realizing that he was thinking too much.
It's not his fault that he overreacted. There was no other way. Little Gojo Satoru was less than five years old and had already experienced more than a dozen assassination attempts. Although most of the assassinations were not a threat, there were a few times when he escaped unharmed.
This assassination method of feeding snacks... he had never seen it before.
Gojo Satoru's eating is strictly monitored, and it is difficult for anyone to tamper with it, so he is not wary in this regard.
When Xiao Xia Youjie heard the name "Xiao Di", he frowned slightly and his thoughts began to change. Could it be that... his father has some relationship with the Gojo family?
But why did his mother also suggest changing his name to "Xiao Di"?
Xiao Xia Youjie: ...Humph!
Now Xiao Xia Youjie is really a little jealous!
Just a little bit!
"Are you... a sorcerer?" asked Gojo Satoru.
"Your six eyes... should be the authentic one, right?" Bai Chuanmu also narrowed his eyes.
"What else? I am the Son of God!" Little Gojo Satoru said dissatisfiedly. He frowned slightly. "My six eyes can see everything clearly. You are not a magician, but if you are not, how did you know about magicians? Or is it your husband... um?"
Before Gojo Satoru could finish his words, Xiao Xia Youjie covered his mouth. He made a shushing gesture to him and whispered, "Shh - don't mention my father in front of my mother. It might remind her of sad things."
"Uh..." Baichuanmu didn't know whether to pretend not to hear Xiaoxia Youjie's whispered instructions. She hesitated for a moment and said, "Xiaojie's father is no longer alive, but he is just like me, an ordinary person."
After hearing what Baichuan Mu said, Xiao Xia Youjie let go of Xiao Gojo Satoru and winked at him, suggesting that he cooperate.
Kogojo Satoru:...?
Then Xiao Xia You "Di" and Xiao Go Tiao "Di"'s thoughts met, and Xiao Go Tiao "Di" nodded to Xiao Xia You "Di": "I understand."
"...I am really just an ordinary person, and so is Xiaojie's father." Baichuanmu weakly emphasized again, but the "I understand, I understand" look from the two cubs made Baichuanmu feel tired, and she had no choice but to skip the topic, "People can eat cat noodles, but it's not recommended... Ahem, you only ate a little, it's okay... If you have a bad stomach, you might get diarrhea."
"I'm very strong! I won't have diarrhea!" Xiao Gojo Satoru said, "What are cat strips?"
"Snacks for the cats."
"Do you think I'm a cat?"
"Well... after all, you are as beautiful as Maomao? Just as beautiful and powerful." Baichuanmu chose to praise.
These words made Gojo Satoru feel relieved: "Hehe~"
"Of course, our Xiaojie is also very cute and handsome, and possesses unparalleled talent. He is very strong now and will be even stronger in the future." Bai Chuanmu did not forget to praise his own cub, and he used even more words.
Kogojo Satoru: ...Tsk
Xiao Xia Youjie's mouth curled up, but he noticed that his friend was in a bad mood, so he changed the subject and asked the question he wanted to ask: "Mom, what is a curse master?"
"To put it simply," Bai Chuanmu thought for a moment and said, "He is a villain, a magician who stands against humanity."
Xiao Xia Youjie murmured: "The opposite of human beings..."
"What your mother said is correct, but not entirely accurate," said Gojo Satoru. "Those who do not abide by the rules of the world of sorcery and use sorcery to satisfy their own desires will be defined as curse masters."
Xiao Xia Youjie looked at Xiao Gojo Satoru, narrowed his eyes, and nodded thoughtfully.
"Hey, what are you thinking about?!"
"Nothing... I just feel that people with your personality... are likely to become curse casters."
"Huh——? Who are you looking down on? Why would I want to associate with those guys?" Xiao Gojo Satoru clenched his fists, his knuckles crackling, and it seemed like he really wanted to have another fight.
Xiao Xia Youjie took a half step back. It wasn't because he was scared. He just didn't want to fight in front of his mother. He spread his hands helplessly and said, "Didn't you run away from home? I don't think you are the kind of person who will follow the rules."
"I am the son of God, the rules should be made around me!"
"Look, I'll tell you."
Cat Satoru wants to have another fight with Kitsune Gon, but the parents of the other team are there. Although he will not be scared, Gojo Satoru thinks that Kitsune Gon will retreat and avoid because of his mother's dissuasion. What's the point of fighting then?
But when Xiao Gojo Satoru looked at Baichuan Mu, she took out her cell phone and pointed it at them.
"You're taking pictures of me again?!"
Then Xiao Xia Youjie took the initiative and knocked Xiao Gojo Satoru on the head: "Don't be mean to my mother, and don't call yourself 'old man' in front of the elders. Be polite."
Little Gojo Satoru also hit back: "It's obviously your mother who is secretly taking pictures of me! I am the son of God. If the photos get out, the Gojo family will come to my door!"
"Are you still afraid that your family will come looking for you?"
"Tsk, how could I be afraid? I don't want to go back, and no one can make me go back."
"That……"
"You told him that his mother wanted you to hide your identity as a cursed spirit operator, right?" Baichuanmu rubbed Xiaoxia Youjie's head, then touched the dust on her hand. After a moment of silence, she said, "Xiaowu should be worried that you will be discovered, right?"
Kogojo Satoru pursed his lips, as if to agree.
Xiao Xia Youjie looked at Xiao Gojo Satoru in shock: "So you are still a good person!?"
Kogojo Satoru:...?
"What do you mean? Do you want to fight?!"
"No...amn't I praising you?"
Bai Chuanmu's cell phone camera was pointed at the two of them, and she was still muttering in her heart, "Fight, fight!" She even said it out loud accidentally: "Fight, fight..."
Kit the Fox and Satoru the Cat: ...
"You...ah?" Little Gojo Satoru felt that it was hard to put it into words, and looked at little Xia Youjie and said, "My biological mother?"
Xiao Xia Youjie got angry and pulled a few strands of Xiao Gojo Satoru's hair: "What else——!"
With Bai Chuanmu adding fuel to the fire, the two cubs started a new round of fighting.
After the cubs finished fighting each other, Bai Chuanmu sighed: "This is... a close friend!"
"We are not close friends!" X2
"Don't imitate me/the way I talk!" X2 again
Kit the Fox and Satoru the Cat: ...Tsk, what a damn good tacit understanding.
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