Chapter 30 The Thirty-second Mom
Bai Chuanmu listened to the tacit conversation between the two cubs, and was still muttering in his heart, how come this also has a tsundere attribute?
Her hands were not idle either. She transferred the saved video to the computer to make a backup copy. Now Baichuanmu's "Cute Xiaojie" folder can be renamed to "Tsundere Cute Xiaojie and Xiaowu Best Friends Group Young Version".
"Hey," Xiao Gojo Satoru looked at Baichuanmu, "Since you know my identity, why did you take pictures? Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble?"
"I didn't take any pictures." Baichuanmu said righteously.
"Do you think my six eyes are just for show?!" Xiao Gojo Satoru pointed at his eyes and said, "Don't think that I can't see you just because your phone interface is not facing me! My six eyes can obtain information from 360 degrees without blind spots!"
"Don't be mean to my mother. Besides, Satoru, I told you, you should at least be polite to your elders!" Xiao Xia Youjie looked like he wanted to pull Xiao Gojo Satoru's hair.
Gojo Satoru covered his head and took a few steps back. He finally realized that if he allowed Xiao Xia Youjie to continue pulling his hair, he would become bald sooner or later!
Xiao Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "Why should I listen to you... and, with your narrow eyes, you can't be unable to see the facts in front of you, right?"
"My mother didn't take pictures," Xiao Xia Youjie said seriously, "My mother was recording."
Kogojo Satoru:...?
"As expected of my son, he really understands his mother!" Baichuanmu gave a thumbs up to Xiaoxia Youjie, and then explained to Xiao Gojo Satoru who was full of questions, "Ahem, Xiaowu, I won't spread it, and I only recorded the video to record my life. When Xiaojie and Xiaowu were fighting, they were super cute... and handsome too!"
Baichuanmu originally just thought it was cute, after all, the two cubs were just pinching each other, and neither Fox Jie nor Cat Wu showed their claws, they just patted each other with their paws.
But Gojo Satoru was obviously not satisfied with the adjective "cute". He is the Son of God, how can the word "cute" be used to describe the Son of God!
So, Baichuanmu added the word "handsome".
And it seems that I really fooled him.
Kogojo Satoru's look changed from displeasure to "You have good taste."
"Xiao Wu, can I keep the video?" Bai Chuanmu asked. Although it was a matter of acting first and asking for permission later, it was still better to get their consent.
"Okay," Xiao Gojo Satoru nodded, looking a little proud, but he frowned slightly and asked in confusion, "No, you call me 'Xiao Wu'? Do you know my name? He doesn't seem to have called me by my name in front of you before, right?"
"Well... you are quite famous after all?" Bai Chuanmu hesitated for a moment, shrank her head a little guiltily, and looked away guiltily under the pair of pale blue eyes of Xiao Gojo Satoru.
Little Gojo Satoru began to become a monk. He looked at little Xiayou Jie: "Sure enough... Jie, your father's identity is quite special, but it's strange that I have never heard of the surname 'Xiayou'."
Baichuanmu: ...Ah?
"Don't talk about this, Wu," Xiao Xia Youjie's eyes were filled with complaints, "Mom...she will feel unhappy."
Baichuanmu pursed his lips. He wasn't unhappy, but just quite confused. In the original work, it seemed that Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru didn't have the label "Dihua", right?
"Hey," Gojo Satoru folded his arms, "It's not good to hide these things from him, right? Although the purpose is to protect him...but he is not as weak as you think."
"You two have just awakened the technique not long ago..." Bai Chuanmu's mouth twitched, "And I really didn't hide it. Xiaojie's father is really an ordinary person... But I don't know why you two don't believe it."
Kogojo Satoru shrugged at Koxia Yugetsu and rolled his eyes. Koxia Yugetsu smiled helplessly and shook his head.
Baichuanmu: ...I suddenly don’t want to pay attention to you two Dihua cubs.
Xiao Gojo Satoru insisted, "Then may I ask how you, as an ordinary person, know about the sorcerer? And about the things related to me?"
Bai Chuanmu was silent for a moment. She narrowed her eyes at the cat Wu in front of her who seemed to be a little too proud of himself and felt that he had won. If she was facing DK Wu, or Jibai Cat Wu, she could admit defeat, but she didn't want to admit defeat facing the cub Wu!
If you don't bully him now, you won't have the chance in the future.
"Because Xiaowu's bounty is quite high, when you were born, the bounty was 100 million yen. I wonder how much it has increased to now," Baichuanmu said with a smile, holding up a finger and putting it to his mouth to make a shushing gesture, "Xiaowu, actually, the cat food I just gave you is highly poisonous. I am the only one who has the antidote, so... Wu, the legendary Son of God, your life is in my hands."
Kogojo Satoru:...?
Xiao Gojo Satoru didn't seem to believe it, so Baichuanmu added, "This toxin will affect your sense of taste. Xiao Goro, you will never be able to taste sweetness again."
Kogojo Satori: Σ( ° △°|||)! ! !
Sweetie Cat Satoru was really frightened.
"Hehehe——!" Baichuanmu laughed like a villain and gave Xiao Gojo Satoru nine consecutive hits.
Xiao Xia Youjie: =. =
Xiao Xia Youjie poked Xiao Gojo Satoru who was dumbfounded: "Satoru, you don't really believe it? My mother is obviously joking with you!"
Xiao Gojo Satoru came back to his senses and coughed awkwardly twice: "Ahem, I... of course I didn't believe it... I was just cooperating with her, really!"
"Hmm!" X2
The mother and son have a good understanding and behave in the same way.
But Gojo Satoru was dissatisfied with this perfunctory attitude. He gritted his teeth and said, "If I hadn't used too many techniques without lower limits, I would have to - I would have to give your son a good beating!"
Xiaoxia Youjie:...?
"I'm not afraid of you. You may not be able to defeat me even if you use magic!" Xiao Xia Youjie said unyieldingly, "Now I have a second-level cursed spirit!"
"I caught it for you. If you hadn't asked me to, I would have exorcised it!"
"Without my help, you can't exorcise it!"
“Wait!” Bai Chuanmu held down the two cubs’ heads and half-crouched down, “What?! Level 2? You two… can defeat a level 2 cursed spirit right now?!”
"Don't touch my head!" Xiao Gojo Satoru pushed away Baichuanmu's hand, "Humph, I'm the strongest! How come you can't beat me!?"
Xiao Xia Youjie happily enjoyed Baichuanmu's pat on the head: "Wu said it was level 2, I'm not sure, but it is indeed much stronger than the cursed spirits I encountered before... It killed the big cockroaches."
Upon hearing that the big cockroach curse spirit had died, Bai Chuanmu almost couldn't help laughing out loud. At least he wouldn't accidentally touch that thing... But he still had to hold it in. This was the Pocket Dream that his cub had worked so hard to catch. Even if it didn't look good, he couldn't... Never mind. He might as well set off a little fireworks in his heart to celebrate.
but……
Bai Chuanmu looked at the two cubs and still felt that what they said was a little unreal: "Level 2... Although you two have great talents, you are only five years old... Are you so powerful..."
Xiao Xia Youjie patted his chest and said, "I think it's okay. It's not as scary as my mother said."
Xiao Gojo Satoru frowned slightly at Xiao Xia Youjie, snorted lightly, and said: "You are really arrogant--!"
“Ah? Why do you say that? Didn’t we defeat a second-level cursed spirit together? Although you, Wu, are the main force, after I tame this cursed spirit, I will also become very powerful. Even if I encounter other cursed spirits in the future, I won’t have to…”
"So you are arrogant," Xiao Gojo Satoru interrupted Xiao Xia Youjie's words, "The strength of the same level of cursed spirits can vary greatly. The level 2 we encountered today should be considered very weak among the level 2 ones. And that guy also underestimated us because we are children. If I hadn't given it a few [Cang] at the beginning, do you think we could have defeated it so easily? And even if it was so 'easy', you lost more than 20 cursed spirits, didn't you?"
Xiao Xia Youjie pursed his lips. Although the battle was quite exciting, now that he put the joy of victory aside and recalled it carefully, he felt a little scared.
If he hadn't sacrificed several cursed spirits to block some attacks for himself and Wu, he might not have been able to stand here and chat with his mother and Wu.
"So, Jie, you understand how arrogant you were just now? Even I am not going to do anything rash. Let's wait for a few years at least." Little Gojo Satoru poked Little Xia Youjie's head, "As the strongest, I don't think I can despise all the cursed spirits right now. You little brat, why are you so arrogant!"
Xiao Xia Youjie looked at Bai Chuanmu, blinking his eyes with tears faintly glistening in the corners of his eyes. He felt a little aggrieved, but he couldn't tell why.
But...Xia Youjie's mother is a little silly.
"Wow! Wu can actually speak human language!" Bai Chuanmu widened his eyes and blurted out.
The enlightenment here refers to the enlightenment of a chicken and a cat.
But for the two cubs...it was really too advanced, more than 20 years ahead of its time!
Kogojo Satoru:...?
Xiaoxia Youjie:...?
“Huh——?!” Xiao Gojo Satoru was furious. “What do you mean? You stinky woman!”
Hearing what Gojo Satoru said, Xia Youjie also got angry: "You can't talk about my mother like that!"
The little expert in adding fuel to the fire—Baichuanmu!
But she still had some conscience, and held the two cubs down to prevent them from pinching each other and dropping their fur all over the floor. "Well, Xiao Wu, what I mean is that you can say such reasonable things at such a young age, which is amazing. Xiao Jie, don't be angry, don't be angry, Xiao Wu didn't mean any harm, he just said something unpleasant, but he was thinking about you, and he was mean to mom because he misunderstood what mom meant."
After stroking their fur, the two cubs finally calmed down.
Siha——How happy!
Bai Chuanmu felt so happy when petting the fox Jie and the cat Wu, and thought to herself, who else can pet the cubs Jie and Wu like her?
Baichuanmu felt that patting the heads was not enough, so he pinched the two cubs’ faces. Then Xiao Wujou Satoru seemed to be getting angry again, so Baichuanmu took out cat strips...ah, no, real snacks, two lollipops, one for each of the two cubs, both of which were strawberry flavored.
After feeding him, Mao Mao Wu's emotions were temporarily calmed down, and she could continue to pinch his face.
It goes without saying that cub Jie is her cub, and cub Wu...is easier to kidnap than she expected...
Hehe~ The cute little cub has fallen into the hands of auntie~
Ahem…
I! Baichuanmu! I'm not a weird aunt!
real!
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