Chapter 33
When Baichuanmu bought clothes for Xiaoxia Youjie, she let Xiaoxia Youjie choose by himself and she just provided some advice.
If Bai Chuanmu were to choose for himself, he would probably not be able to resist pairing a fox with a cute style.
Ever since Konishuta Aburameshi awakened his technique, his preferred clothing style has become simple, and mostly in dark colors. In his eyes, this kind of outfit is cooler and fits his identity as a cursed spirit operator.
Baichuan Mu thought, has Xiao Xia Youjie entered the second year of middle school early?
Xiaoxia Youjie would occasionally choose cute style clothes, but without exception, those clothes all have monkey elements on them...
Baichuanmu, ah Baichuanmu, you are really "deeply sinful"...
But it's not all up to Xiao Xia Youjie to judge. Last week, Bai Chuanmu took a fancy to two T-shirts. One had a black chubby little fox printed on it. It looked furry and round, and the fox's eyes were purple. The other had a bunch of white cats with blue pupils stacked on top of each other.
When Baichuanmu saw it, he almost thought it was a peripheral product of Jukai, but of course there is no Jukai comic in this world.
It’s just a pity that the fox doesn’t have a single bang on his head and the cat isn’t wearing sunglasses.
But this little regret did not shake Bai Chuanmu's desire to buy. After asking Xiao Xia Youjie about the size he wore, Bai Chuanmu bought both pieces without hesitation.
She was thinking at the time, it would be great if she could catch a little Gojo Satoru and put this outfit on him, it would be so cute.
And...this wish has now come true.
Baichuan Mu looked at Xiao Xia Youjie who was wearing a black purple-eyed fox T-shirt and Xiao Gojo Satoru who was wearing a white blue-eyed cat T-shirt. Xiao Gojo Satoru was also wearing sunglasses.
Bai Chuanmu was so excited that she could actually see these two being so cute and adorable!
They should take this opportunity to take more photos, and then share them with their classmates and teachers in the future, as well as students in the more distant future!
Baichuanmu took the camera provided by Baichuan's father and took a lot of pictures of the two cubs. He only gave the camera to Baichuan's father after he had used up the remaining film.
"I'll go and develop it for you guys right now. Do you want to come with me, Mumu?" Baichuan's father took the camera. "Where are Xiaojie and Xiaowu? Do you want to come and see them with grandpa?"
He also treated little Gojo Satoru as his half-grandson.
Baichuan's father has a wide range of interests and hobbies, including photography, fishing, cooking, mahjong, etc. He has dabbled in a little bit of everything, but he is not completely proficient in any of them. He only learned cooking seriously. When he was young, he went to China to study for a period of time. He also learned mahjong at that time. He also enthusiastically recommended it to his fellow villagers. They didn't play for money, but the loser had to eat a grape he planted. Over time, no one played with him anymore.
But Baichuan's father didn't care, he was happy all day long, for him it was just a hobby, not a necessity. But the hobby of photography... was even more of a flash in the pan, he even installed a door and built a small room for developing photos, it had been there for several years, and he only used up one box of film.
Because in the past he was planning to keep it for taking pictures of his grandson. In the past few years, Baichuanmu has not brought little Xia Youjie back. It is very troublesome for them to go to the city, and they are not used to the atmosphere in the city. They can't leave the cats and dogs at home.
"Dad, your darkroom for developing photos is too small. It seems to be a storage room, right? There are still a lot of miscellaneous things in it now," Baichuanmu shrugged. "It's not like I haven't watched you developing photos before... Xiaojie and Xiaowu, do you want to go and take a look? That room is quite dark, and the light is weird."
"You don't understand art!" Baichuan's father condemned, then looked at Xiao Xia Youjie and Xiao Gojo Satoru with expectation in his eyes.
Little Xia Youjie was the most well-behaved and sensible: "Grandpa, I want to see."
"Let me take a look." Gojo Satoru was also a little curious. He had never seen the room where photos were developed.
Baichuan's father happily took the two cubs away, as happy as if he could pass on the intangible cultural heritage... Wake up, grandpa, you are just a half-baked one.
Baichuanmu tilted his head and thought about it. It seemed that when Baichuan's father developed photos before, only one photo was flawless. It was almost impossible to tell what was photographed in the other ten or so photos. The delivery rate was so low that it made people cry!
Fortunately, she used up a roll of film in one go, so at least she could produce two or three flawless photos, right? Minor flaws were not unacceptable, so they were considered as photos with a sense of age.
Bai Chuanmu stretched lazily, and then found that the two cubs had returned. She calculated the time, and it had not been long. Unless she was stopped in time, the two cubs just walked over and walked back. The corners of her mouth twitched, and she said, "You...really just took a look?"
"What else?" Gojo Satoru asked back, "My six eyes saw it clearly the moment he opened the door... There was even a cockroach inside."
The corners of Baichuanmu's mouth twitched. The fear of being dominated by the giant cockroach curse spirit had not yet dissipated. She didn't want to set foot in that horrible darkroom now... Wait, wouldn't her fear condense a new cockroach curse spirit for Xiaoxia Youjie?
Bai Chuanmu repeated in his mind several times, I'm not afraid of cockroaches, I'm not afraid of cockroaches...trying to hypnotize himself.
"I heard mom mention 'darkroom', and I thought there might be cursed spirits in dark places, so I went to check. There were no cursed spirits, not even a fly head, so grandpa can rest assured to develop the photos." Xiao Xia Youjie said. He is well-behaved and considerate, but the angle of being well-behaved and considerate is not quite the same. "As for the cockroach that Wu mentioned, I let Bulbasaur No. 2 eat it."
Bulbasaur No. 2 is a blue-green frog spirit. It is only the size of a palm, but very agile and good at catching insects. It is an excellent insect extermination assistant.
Curses are an indispensable part of life.
"Then your grandpa..." Bai Chuanmu hesitated. Both cubs "abandoned" him, so he shouldn't be sad.
"Tsk," Gojo Satoru said unhappily, "We stood at the door for a while, and he just closed it."
Xiao Xia Youjie pursed his lips: "Grandpa seems to be busy developing photos and forgot about us..."
Baichuanmu: =. =?
It seems that Baichuan’s father drank the milk.
Bai Chuanmu comforted him, "Grandpa hasn't developed photos for a long time. I was so excited and happy. You can go and watch next time, but forget it this time. If you open the door in the middle, the photos will be ruined."
"I don't mind," Xiao Xia Youjie said with a smile, "because grandpa looks very happy, as long as grandpa is happy."
Xiao Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling as if he had heard these words somewhere before... Oh, Jie had also said something similar to him, but the two contexts sounded completely different.
When Xiao Gojo Satoru thought of this, he snorted in dissatisfaction.
"Satoru, sit here." Xiao Xia Youjie had already sat down next to Baichuanmu. Hearing Xiao Gojo Satoru's snort, Xiao Xia Youjie thought that he was a little unhappy because he didn't see the process of developing photos, so he said, "There will be a chance to see it. Grandpa still has a lot of film that has not been used."
"I don't care about this at all, and I've seen it clearly." Gojo Satoru sat down next to Xiao Xia Youjie.
Xiao Xia Youjie asked doubtfully, "That room is so dark, and you're wearing sunglasses... can you really see clearly?"
This pair of sunglasses belongs to Xiao Xia Youjie. There is a lot of free space in his backpack, so he puts some miscellaneous things that he thinks may be useful.
"What do you think six eyes are used for?" Gojo Satoru pushed down his sunglasses.
"Hmm..." Xiao Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes. He remembered that Wu said that his eyes could obtain information in 360 degrees without blind spots, but this made him think of the eyes of some insects... He pursed his lips and didn't say it out loud, feeling that Wu would be angry if he said it.
Xiao Gojo Satoru was still very perceptive, or perhaps after spending half a day together, he had a deep understanding of Jie. He said, "Hey, Jie, you are not thinking of something bad, are you?!"
"...I didn't!" Xiao Xia Youjie said stubbornly after his thoughts were seen through.
"Then tell me, what were you thinking about just now?" Xiao Gojo Satoru clenched his paws, as if he wanted to have a fight.
But when Gojo Satoru saw Baichuanmu's expectant expression, the dignified Son of God became "cowardly"!
Xiao Gojo Satoru put away his claws, picked up the tea and took a sip, with dignified manners, eyes slightly lowered, savoring it carefully, white eyelashes set off the blue pupils more beautiful, cold like a ghost, but bright and moving. Xiao Gojo Satoru made the tea made from a 50 yen tea bag taste like a 10,000 yen cup.
When Gojo Satoru is quiet, he does seem very cool and aloof, with the demeanor of a superior Son of God.
Yes, after all, he is a child raised by a big family, so he must have good etiquette. But whether it will be successful or not depends on whether Gojo Satoru is willing to do so. Perhaps it is because he has been suppressed by the family for too long, so Gojo Satoru calls him "Laozi" all the time.
"Interview, Lord Son of God, how does the fifty-yuan tea taste?" Bai Chuanmu first took a few photos with his phone, and then turned on the video mode. "Now Xiao Wu looks like a true Son of God."
"...You don't have to add the last sentence. I am the son of God!" Little Gojo Satoru glanced at the tea in his hand. This quality of tea would not appear in the Gojo family, but he liked it very much because it was sweet with half a cup of sugar cubes added in it. He said reluctantly, "...It's okay."
"Very good. As expected, he no longer has the aloof demeanor of the Son of God as soon as he opens his mouth." Baichuan Mu also commented.
Xiao Xia Youjie nodded and agreed, "When I first saw Wu, I thought he was a spirit, but when he started talking, he looked nothing like that at all."
Little Gojo Satoru was speechless, but he didn't want to be "speechless". Words like elves and son of God seemed to have changed their meaning after passing through the mouths of this mother and son.
"Pokemon, the kind that can be caught with a Pokeball?" Bai Chuanmu said with a smile.
Xiao Gojo Satoru twitched his lips: "I'm not Pokémon."
Baichuanmu was shocked and said, "So Xiaowu can watch Pokemon? I thought the daily life of children from ancient big families was to learn etiquette and tea art, um... since it is a family of spells, they should also learn spells, right?"
Gojo Satoru is still a child, of course he has time for entertainment and rest, but it is different from other children. He has not watched many games, but he knows about Pokemon. Gojo Satoru saw that Xiao Xia Yujie really took out the Pokeball, and it was the classic red and white ball.
Kogojo Satoru:...?
"You're not thinking of anything stupid, are you, Jay?"
"Yeah, Gon, you have to at least use the Master Ball to deal with Satoru."
"Hey! Can you be more serious as a mother?"
"Is the Son of God going to complain again? Wuwuwu..."
Xiao Gojo Satoru was silent, thinking, Xiao Xia Youjie's mother is really completely different from my mother...
Although Gojo Satoru complained about Baichuan Mu in his heart, he was still somewhat envious of the way Geto Suguru and Baichuan Mu got along with each other. If... No, he wasn't. He is the Son of God and would not care about these weaklings. What's more, Geto Suguru's mother is just an ordinary person without any cursed power.
"No, I'm just going to eat this Curse Jade." Xiao Xia Youjie opened the Poké Ball with a "click", revealing the Curse Jade inside.
Baichuanmu put on her cursed glasses and wanted to see if there was any difference in the cursed jade of the second-level cursed spirit. There seemed to be more gold pieces on it, and it seemed more beautiful. I hope it doesn't taste worse.
Bai Chuanmu waved to Xiao Hei who was standing beside her and said, "Tuna mayonnaise."
It's another rice ball language borrowed from Inugami Ji, but he probably won't mind, after all, Inugami Ji wasn't born yet... cough.
The meaning of this sentence is to let Xiao□□ quickly take the dessert. It is usually used when Xiao Xia Youjie is about to eat the Cursed Spirit Jade.
The errand helper, Xiao Hei.
I must say the advertising slogan again: Curse spirits are an indispensable part of life!
Since there is no way to completely eradicate the cursed spirits, why not... wait for Xiao Xia Youjie to tame the highly intelligent cursed spirits and let them work for humans, and work for 007. Bai Chuanmu's "evil" idea made Nanaming want to stand up for the cursed spirits (wrong
But it is definitely not possible now. For these low-level cursed spirits, it is already good enough if they can be trained to pick up things.
Bai Chuanmu touched the heads of cats and dogs.
"Tuna mayonnaise?" Gojo Satoru asked in confusion, looking at the departing Hei. "A code word? But you're not afraid of cursed spirits at all. You're just an ordinary person."
"I'm used to it. After all, it's Xiaojie's Pokémon..." Bai Chuanmu said, adding in her heart, but no matter how many times she saw the big cockroach, she could never get used to it.
After Xiao Hei took the dessert and put it down, he stood aside obediently and picked up the clingy cats and dogs.
"Why do we have to prepare dessert before eating the Curse Spirit Jade? There doesn't need to be any ritual to subdue the Curse Spirit, right?" said Kogojo Satoru.
"Because the Curse Spirit Jade is super-unpalatable!" Xiao Xia Youjie said in a long voice, sharing half of the dessert with Xiao Gojo Satoru, "Satoru, eat it too."
"How bad can it be?" Gojo Satoru took the dessert without hesitation and began to unwrap it.
Baichuan Mu thought thoughtfully: "Can Xiao Wu eat the Curse Jade?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru took a look at the Curse Spirit Jade and said with disdain, "I don't want to know what it tastes like. From a Curse Spirit to a Curse Spirit Jade... I can't swallow it just thinking about it."
Xiao Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Indeed... But in order to become stronger, I have to eat it, no matter how bad it tastes."
Gojo Satoru paused as he was unwrapping the dessert package and muttered, "Nakagami, you're pretty good too. Sooner or later you'll be able to become the strongest like me."
"Of course! My goal is to be the strongest too! And with the dessert my mom prepared for me, the bad taste is only temporary, so there's no need to worry about it at all." Xiao Xia Youjie unpacked the dessert and got ready.
"Well, awooo... But it's fine if you just tame the cursed spirits, Jie... Why do you have to treat them like pets?" Little Gojo Satoru was eating dessert, looking at the two cursed spirits next to him. The harmonious coexistence of humans and cursed spirits was a very strange scene, unbelievable and a little... warm?
Should we say that he is worthy of being a once-in-a-lifetime curse spirit operator?
Xiao Xia Youjie explained: "After all, they are just like Pokémon to me. They used to be harmful to humans, but now they can be used by me. I can use their power to help more people. As the [strongest], I should help the weak."
After Xiao Xia Youjie finished speaking, he ate the Cursed Jade. His facial features wrinkled up because of the disgusting taste, but as he said, the taste was only temporary. After he ate the dessert, he smiled again, and Bai Chuanmu also gave him a gentle smile.
Perhaps the smell of vomit could not be completely covered up, but he had his mother's company. Seeing his mother's smile, Xiao Xia Youjie felt from the bottom of his heart that this little bit of suffering was really nothing and was completely covered up by the sweetness of life.
"I can't understand it at all," said Gojo Satoru disdainfully, "Weaklings or something, why should we care about them?"
Bai Chuanmu pointed at himself and said, "I am also a weak person~"
"...Except you." Kogojo Satoru said after a moment of silence.
"Oh my~ I didn't expect Xiaowu actually thinks I'm not a weakling?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes, and the meaning was obvious.
"What about Xiaojie's grandparents?" Bai Chuanmu said, "getting more and more demanding."
"...Jie, your mother is so annoying!" Gojo Satoru complained to Geto Suguru.
But he forgot that his best friend is a mama's boy (?
"My mom is not annoying at all!" Xiao Xia Youjie corrected, "My mom is the best!"
Gojo Satoru feels a little tired at a young age... but unexpectedly he also feels a little relaxed, but he doesn't understand why. It's really contradictory.
Afterwards, they sat quietly sipping tea and eating dessert, and Gojo Satoru temporarily regained his aloof demeanor as the son of God.
The place where they were sitting was right under the grape vines, and the branches and leaves blocked most of the sunlight. Looking at the round grapes above their heads, they could smell the sweet and sour taste.
"Mom... can I eat that grape?"
Baichuanmu went to pick one. The grapes grown by Baichuan's father were purely natural, without any pesticides, so they could be eaten directly after washing. After washing them, she handed the grapes to Xiaoxia...ah, no, she handed them to Xiao Gojo Satoru.
"Sir Son of God! Please eat!"
Gojo Satoru glanced at Xiao Xia Youjie who seemed a little aggrieved beside him, nodded proudly, said "hmm", took the grape and put it in his mouth, then Gojo Satoru's facial features wrinkled.
Good - sour!
What’s even more annoying is——
Baichuanmu rubbed Xiaoxia Youjie's head, pointed at Xiao Gojo Satoru and said, "Look, kid, you can't eat it."
Xiao Gojo was so excited that he ignored his headache and used a technique without limits to quickly pick two grapes and stuffed them into the mouths of the mother and son. Then they obtained the same mask of pain.
So sour! X2
Ding, Gojo Satoru uses the Mutual Destruction Card.
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