Chapter 34
Originally, Baichuanmu and Xiaoxia Youjie could not taste the sourness of this grape. No matter how sour the grapes grown by Baichuan's father were, it was impossible for the skin to be sour. As long as they were not chewed, there would be no problem.
But the problem was that Bai Chuanmu was a fool. When the grape entered his mouth, he didn't think much about it and bit it open with a "snap", and then was smashed into a ball by the sourness.
Xiao Xia Youjie saw Bai Chuanmu eating it. Although he knew it was sour from his expression, he didn't know why. Maybe he was sharing the hardship, or maybe curiosity killed the cat. Xiao Xia Youjie knew it was sour, but he still tried hard to eat the grapes.
“Hmm——” Xiao Xia Youjie was so jealous that he was speechless.
"Hahahahahahaha——" Xiao Gojo Satoru fed the two men grapes, and when he saw their distorted expressions, he laughed so happily that he completely forgot that he had just suffered similar torture.
"At least... wash it... once..." Bai Chuanmu said intermittently, "Fortunately... Xiaojie's grandfather is not very interested in planting..."
The grapes were so sour that she couldn't open her eyes and couldn't see clearly what was in front of her. Even in such a "difficult situation", Bai Chuanmu still picked up her phone and took a picture of Xiao Xia Youjie based on her intuition.
Of course, Baichuanmu also took good note of how Gojo Satoru put on the mask of pain when he ate grapes.
Xiao Gojo Satoru saw Baichuan Mu taking a photo of Xiao Xia Youjie. He also saw the photo with his six eyes. Xiao Xia Youjie's facial features were all wrinkled together, like a little old man.
He burst out laughing again. Just as Gojo Satoru was about to make fun of Xiao Xia Youjie, he felt something was wrong.
Xiao Gojo Satoru thought about it carefully. Although he was disturbed by the sour grapes just now, his six eyes could still see everything clearly... It seemed that... Baichuan Mu also took a picture of him?
"Did you take an ugly picture of me!?" Xiao Gojo Satoru looked at Baichuan Mu vigilantly. He even took off his sunglasses and stared at Baichuan Mu with his pale blue eyes.
"How can it be an ugly photo?" Bai Chuanmu picked up his phone and took another photo of Xiao Gojo Satoru, then showed it to him, "Look, isn't it quite handsome?"
Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "Hmm... But did you also take a picture of me eating grapes just now?"
Bai Chuanmu blinked innocently: "Isn't Xiao Wu always perfect? It's just a sour grape. It shouldn't embarrass the Son of God, right?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru felt something was wrong, but he couldn't put his finger on it. He had heard this kind of thing many times. The words and phrases used by others to talk to him were more decent and dignified than those used by Baichuanmu. Although the meanings were similar, he didn't feel anything different...
Xiao Gojo Satoru looked at Baichuan Mu, wanting to say something but stopping himself several times, but he remembered that he had promised her to take pictures freely, and it would not be a good idea to go back on his word at this time, so he snorted lightly: "Okay..."
"Hmm... so sour... I feel like I don't like eating grapes anymore..." Xiao Xia Youjie rubbed his cheeks. He felt that his cheeks were numb and sour because of the sour grapes. His actions were like a little otter rubbing its face. This cute scene was also recorded by Baichuanmu.
Bai Chuanmu immediately ordered Xiao Hei to fetch another dessert, and then divided it into three portions, giving one portion to each of the two cubs, keeping one portion for herself, and eating half of it with a big spoonful. She squinted her eyes in satisfaction: "Wow - after eating sour grapes, I feel that cakes have become much more delicious."
The two cubs also couldn't wait to enjoy the snacks.
Xiao Gojo Satoru finished eating first, licked the cream on his mouth, but didn't lick it clean, there were still a few spots of cream next to his mouth. He stretched out his hand and said, "I want more!"
"No." Xiao Xia Youjie took out a tissue and put it in his hand, "Wipe it."
Xiao Gojo Satoru looked at the tissue in his hand, hummed twice, wiped his mouth, and then stretched out his hand again: "Can you give it to me now?"
"Hmm..." Xiao Xia Youjie slowly finished the small cake in his hand, "It's still not possible."
Kogojo Satoru:?
"Hmm~" Bai Chuanmu also finished eating the cake and agreed, "Xiao Jie is right."
He frowned, and after thinking for a few seconds, Gojo Satoru said reluctantly: "Lao... I want to eat cake... Thank you!"
Baichuanmu widened his eyes, then reached out and pressed down on Xiao Gojo Satoru's head.
Gojo Satoru was confused. Did he have to touch the head to get a new dessert?
"Who are you? Are you the fake Gojo Satoru?" Baichuanmu said in an exaggerated tone, "Or have you been possessed by someone else?"
Then Mao Mao Wu got angry: "If you weren't an ordinary person who couldn't cast spells, I would definitely beat you up."
Fox Jie couldn't bear to hear this, he also got angry: "Wu, you can't do this!"
Little Gojo Satoru sighed softly and pushed away Baichuanmu's hand that was touching his head helplessly. Like a little adult, he looked at little Xia Youjie and sighed: "The premise is that your mother is a sorcerer, Jie, you are a mama's boy!"
After saying this, Gojo Satoru immediately regretted it. As he expected, Xia Youjie also retorted to him, saying that he was the "Mother Goddess". He also kindly explained to Baichuanmu how this word came about. Baichuanmu laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. He wished he could roll on the ground laughing like he did before.
That’s too much, damn it.
Gojo Satoru's face turned very grim, and he suddenly didn't want to be the "Son of God" anymore.
Xiao Xia Youjie looked left and right, as if he should coax Wu into this situation?
He took out an orange-flavored gummy candy and handed it to Gojo Satoru: "Satoru, we'll have dinner soon. Although desserts are delicious, they can't be eaten as meals. Everything should be eaten in moderation."
"I know!" Xiao Gojo Satoru took the candy, peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed it into his mouth. The candy tasted good, but he still pouted in dissatisfaction, "It's not as delicious as cake, and it's a little sour."
Bai Chuanmu's eyes lit up and he said, "How about another grape?"
Kogojo Satoru:...?
He was a little timid, but when he saw the smirk on Baichuanmu's face, Xiao Wujou Satoru's stubborn temper came out, and he threw out the Die Together Card viciously: "If you eat it, I will eat it too! Do you dare to eat it?!"
Baichuanmu and Xiaoxia Youjie felt their teeth ache just by imagining it. The mother and son narrowed their eyes tacitly. After they looked at each other, they said in tacit understanding:
“Dare to eat!”
“No!”
Hmm? Something seems to be wrong?
Baichuanmu and Xiaoxia Youjie looked at each other again. The mother and son exchanged glances for a while, and then said in tacit understanding:
“No!”
“Dare to eat!”
Baichuanmu: ...
Xiao Xia Youjie:......
Little Gojo Satoru laughed out loud without any hesitation: "Hahahahahahahaha——"
Konishi Awaren narrowed his eyes and tilted his head to look at Gojo Satoru in confusion. He said that he didn't get Gojo Satoru's funny point.
Baichuanmu took a deep breath and rubbed Xiaoxia Youjie's head: "It's okay, Xiaojie, at least we spoke at the same time, which was a tacit performance, and we all changed our words in tacit understanding."
"Well, my mother and I still have a good understanding!" Xiao Xia Youjie smiled again.
Baichuanmu turned his head and looked at Xiao Gojo Satoru with a smile, and said: "Then - Xiaojie and I will risk our lives to accompany the gentleman today!"
Xiao Gojo Satoru's laughter suddenly stopped. He seemed to suspect that there was something wrong with his ears, and confirmed it again: "Wait, what... do you mean?"
Xiao Xia Youjie explained: "My mother meant to dare to eat."
"That's right," Baichuanmu nodded, then narrowed his eyes and looked at Xiao Gojo Satoru with a smile, "What's wrong, the dignified Son of God doesn't dare?"
"...I'm not the son of God," Gojo Satoru couldn't help but say this. Facing the mother and son's identical fox smiles, he clenched his fists and said, "I'm not a coward. Come on! Eat!"
Just eating sour grapes, Xiao Gojo Satoru shouted out his determination not to leave until he was drunk.
After a while, a Baichuanmu and its two cubs silently looked at the handful of grapes in their hands. Each of them was given ten grapes.
The grapes grown by Baichuan's father are quite good and beautiful except that they taste bad. The emerald green grapes placed on the plate look like green agates. However, the three of them would rather eat real agates than these grapes.
"Although, but," Baichuanmu said in a slow tone, "Why did you pull out a whole bunch, Xiaowu?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru was just provoked by Baichuan Mu and directly plucked a bunch of grapes that were just big enough to be divided equally. He washed them very actively, divided them, and then... It was too late to regret now, the knife was already on his neck.
"Didn't you say you wanted to eat it?! Are you afraid?" Xiao Gojo Satoru said stubbornly, "I'm not a coward! I'll eat as many as you want me to eat!"
Xiao Xia Youjie looked at the grapes on the plate in distress, and felt his cheeks sore. He rubbed his face and said, "But... there are too many, right? If you can't finish it... it's not good to waste it."
When Bai Chuanmu heard the word "waste", his eyes lit up and he said, "Then Xiao Wu, let's eat first and set an example?"
Xiao Gojo Satoru frowned and cast a suspicious look at Baichuanmu, but Baichuanmu was not guilty at all. He hugged Xiaoxia Youjie and said, "Don't worry, Xiaojie and I will never waste it!"
Xiao Xia Youjie looked up at Baichuanmu, and she winked at him. Xiao Xia Youjie must have 100% trust in his mother, so he looked at Xiao Gojo Satoru and said, "Well, we won't waste it."
"You guys..." Under the burning gazes of Baichuan Mu and Xiaoxia Youjie, Xiao Gojo Satoru resigned himself to grabbing three grapes, "It's just... a little sour, I won't be a coward!"
Then Gojo Satoru ate three grapes, and his little face wrinkled again. He thought that his mouth was already very sour, and it wouldn't hurt to eat a few more, so he decided to go all out and ate the remaining seven grapes.
"Oh, oh, oh—" Bai Chuanmu exclaimed in admiration while recording the video, "That's amazing."
After she put down her phone, she clapped enthusiastically, and Xiao Xia Youjie also followed suit.
Little Gojo Satoru also rubbed his cheeks, which were almost numb from the pain, like a little otter rubbing his face. While rubbing his face, he also used his hands to control the expression on his face so that his facial features would not be distorted together. He said vaguely: "It's your turn."
Although he was still tormented by the lingering effect of the sour taste, Gojo Satoru raised the corners of his mouth. He really couldn't wait to die together with the two of them.
Xiao Xia Youjie picked up a grape with a fearless attitude. Bai Chuanmu took the grape from his hand. Xiao Xia Youjie blinked at Bai Chuanmu and there seemed to be tears of emotion in the corners of his eyes.
Wait, isn't it just eating grapes? Is it necessary to be so exaggerated?
Under Gojo Satoru's expectant gaze, Baichuan Mu put on the cursed glasses again.
Kogojo Satoru:...?
Why do we need to wear cursed glasses when eating grapes?
Baichuanmu fed the grapes to the cats and dogs nearby. The cats and dogs ate them with a meow and woof, smacking their lips as if they were still not satisfied. It was probably not that they liked sour food, but that their IQ was too low to tell whether it was delicious or not. However, they liked to be fed by Baichuanmu and Xiaoxia Youjie.
“Huh——?” Gojo Satoru jumped up.
"What's wrong?" Baichuanmu looked at Xiao Wujou Wu innocently, and without stopping, he fed another grape to the cats and dogs, "Look, isn't this a waste?"
"You, you, you——!" Xiao Gojo Satoru was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time, "You——liar! Didn't you agree to eat it yourself? How does it count if you feed it to the cursed spirit?"
"Hmm? But Xiaojie is the Curse Spirit's handler, and the subdued Curse Spirit is part of his power, so why can't he just eat it himself?" Bai Chuanmu said calmly, "Besides, Xiaojie loves his mother, so he lets the Curse Spirit eat it for me, isn't that okay?"
“Yeah…” Xiao Xia Youjie nodded. He looked at the angry cat Wu and felt sorry for him. “Wu, I can also let the curse spirit eat for you… um…”
The three of them looked at the empty plate in front of Gojo Satoru.
"Uh..." Xiao Xia Youjie scratched his head, "But Wu, you eat too fast... I... Next time this happens, I will definitely let the curse spirit help you."
"Is there going to be a next time?" Xiao Gojo Satoru said through gritted teeth.
Xiao Xia Youjie nodded seriously and said, "Next time for sure."
"Pfft..." Bai Chuanmu couldn't help laughing. She covered her mouth and apologized, "I'm sorry... I didn't mean it... Hahahaha..."
But isn't the young version of Wu too easy to fool? She really can't help it! ?
Mao Mao Wu was completely furious: "You stinky woman——!"
It's easy to guess that the fox Jie and the cat Wu are fighting each other again, with black and white fur flying all over the sky~ flying all over the sky~
Baichuanmu is still a reliable and good mother!
She lets the two cubs play at home. The floor at home is clean, and Baichuan's mother mops it every day.
This time Bai Chuanmu learned his lesson and did not add fuel to the fire by shouting “Fight, fight!” and just stood aside and recorded the video.
"I've got the pictures developed, kids—"
Baichuan's father appeared at the door with two photos. He was stunned for a moment when he saw the two cubs fighting each other, but he noticed that the two cubs were not serious and were just playing around, so he sat next to Baichuanmu and started to watch, shouting a few words: "Come on, come on! Xiaojie! Grandpa believes you won't lose! Oh, Xiaowu, come on too!"
They are indeed...father and daughter.
Bai Chuanmu decided that when his mother asked what happened, he would put the blame on his father, saying that it was all his fault!
They are indeed...father and daughter!
Baichuan Mu glanced at the photos in Baichuan's father's hand with a look of "disdain". Of course, this was because of the quantity. She said, "Dad, if I'm not mistaken, I took at least twenty photos. A one-tenth delivery rate? That's too low!"
"Don't think your dad is an old-fashioned guy. Aren't game shipment rates all around 1%? Some are even lower!" Baichuan's dad shook the photo in his hand. "Mine is still considered high! It's ten times higher!"
"You're quite proud of yourself."
"It's okay, it's okay... But why did Xiaojie and Xiaowu start fighting? But I tell you, don't worry, it's normal for boys to fight. I was like that when I was a kid, and we became close friends when we grew up... No, they refused to play mahjong with me. What a bunch of ungrateful guys!"
Baichuan Mu also knew about her father's glorious deeds. He was good at playing cards, so those who ate grapes were all his good brothers. She fed another grape to the cats and dogs behind Baichuan's father's back and said, "Maybe it's because of the grapes."
Baichuan's father sighed and shook his head: "Alas, not only do they lack loyalty, they also lack vision, and no, they lack taste. My grapes are so beautiful, like gems... What did Xiaojie and Xiaowu fight about?"
Bai Chuanmu was silent for a while, and after secretly feeding a grape to the cats and dogs, he slowly said: "Maybe... it's also because of the grapes."
"Great!" Baichuan's father said excitedly, "Xiaojie and Xiaowu are really good at judging and having good taste. I've decided, whoever wins can eat a whole bunch of grapes!"
Xiao Xia Youjie and Xiao Gojo Satoru immediately stopped their sparring, then pointed at each other and said, "He won."
Then the two of them looked at each other and said loudly: "It's me who lost!"
"Hahahahahahahahaha——" Bai Chuanmu laughed so hard that he pounded the ground. He never thought that one day Jie and Wu would rush to say that they lost.
Baichuan's father nodded with satisfaction and nudged Baichuan Mu with his elbow: "Mumu, do you remember the story I told you about Kong Rong giving up his pears? Xiaojie and Xiaowu are really good kids, and they know how to be humble... It's okay, Xiaojie and Xiaowu, you two can both eat a whole bunch of grapes, you're welcome!"
“Hahahahahahahahaha——!” Bai Chuanmu laughed happily.
This time, not only Gojo Satoru, but also Xia Youjie felt that his mother's laughter was a bit harsh.
Little Gojo Satoru suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with the Gojo family, and he didn't have to leave home to go out and play... at least the grapes at home were sweet.
Xiao Xia Youjie shook his head helplessly, turned his head to Xiao Gojo Satoru and whispered: "Satoru, don't worry, don't forget that I promised you."
Gojo Satoru was stunned for a moment, then he remembered that Xia Youjie had just said that he would let his cursed spirit help him eat grapes next time. He didn't expect that "next time" would come so soon. He was immediately moved. Sharing difficulties and happiness is nothing better than helping you eat grapes when there are grapes.
"As expected of my best friend, you're reliable!" said Gojo Satoru.
Xiao Xia Youjie chuckled: "Haha, of course I have to be reliable, after all, we are close friends!"
Baichuan's father was also moved by the friendship of the children. He said, "So you like eating grapes so much, Xiaowu. How about you give me your address and I will send you some grapes every time they are ripe?"
Xiao Gojou said: "...No, thank you."
Polite Satoru, encore!
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