Chapter 59
Baichuan Mu spent half the afternoon chatting with Jiaru Xiaozi's grandmother. After Jiaru Xiaozi finished her sleep, he took her to buy groceries and took Xiayou Jie to her home to play. As for the cat Wu in Baichuan Mu's home...
"So boring--" Gojo Satoru let out a long sigh, and he lay backwards on the sofa with his legs crossed on the backrest. His head was only about one centimeter from the floor, and his white hair had already fallen to the ground. But if you look closely, you will find that Gojo Satoru's hair is still a little distance from the ground, and his whole body is not really lying on the sofa.
Gojo Satoru was using a technique with no lower limits to maintain such an arrogant posture.
Cat, Dog and Gojo Satoru were treated as a ball. With a slight wave of his finger, the stupid cursed spirit was thrown high up in the air. When it was about to fall to the ground, he wrapped it with cursed power and caught it steadily.
But at least Gojo Satoru didn't slam it to the ground or kick it, he just tossed it around for fun.
Gojo Satoru had been eating snacks and watching cartoons for the whole afternoon, then he fell asleep without realizing it. When he woke up, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.
Previously he had a headache due to using too many unlimited techniques, but now he has basically recovered, but he feels a little hungry, and the snacks don't satisfy his hunger very well.
Gojo Satoru had taken a nap, but there was still no sign of Baichuan Mu and Xia Yujie returning.
Gojo Satoru also thought about whether he should go out to look for them, thinking that they would at least be back by dinner time. If they happened to come back when he was out, it would be bad if he missed them.
So Gojo Satoru simply spent his time playing with cats and dogs. This stupid cursed spirit was so silly that Gojo Satoru tossed it around like a ball. It wagged its tail happily and meowed.
But how long can you play with the "ball"? Compared with the cartoon, it is really boring and Gojo Satoru got tired of it after a while.
Gojo Satoru wanted to continue watching cartoons, but after changing numerous channels, he still couldn't find anything he liked. He angrily threw the remote control aside, put the cat and dog down, and patted its head: "Go play somewhere else, stupid curse spirit."
Cats and dogs wagged their tails, obviously not understanding what Gojo Satoru said.
"Why hasn't Jie come back yet?" Gojo Satoru complained. He put down the cat and dog. "Forget it, I'd better go out and look for them two."
Gojo Satoru stood up from the sofa, stretched, walked to the door, and turned the doorknob, but only a slight "click" sound was heard and he failed to successfully open the door.
When Bai Chuanmu went out, he locked the door. He simply turned the door handle, but could not open it.
There are no such sophisticated door locks in the place where Gojo Satoru resides. They are all simple and traditional sliding and pulling shoji doors.
"Tsk," Gojo Satoru grumbled, "What the hell..."
If Gojo Satoru were to study it, he would definitely know how to open the door, but the problem lies here. Gojo Satoru's attempt to open the door reminded a certain stupid cursed spirit of its mission.
The cats and dogs' ears twitched as they caught the familiar "clicking" sound, and they remembered that Bai Chuanmu had told them to look after the house before he went out.
Its three eyes became oval, and its tail stopped wagging. Remembering that it was supposed to guard the house, the cats and dogs immediately turned their faces against it. It didn't care how many snack bags Gojo Satoru had fed it at noon. It rushed forward with four legs clacking and howling.
“Ah——!” There were several bloody holes on Gojo Satoru’s calves.
Gojo Satoru finally chose to climb out the window. Before going out, he not only beat up the cats and dogs, leaving them with bruises on their heads, but also took the stupid cursed spirit with him, ready to find Geto Suguru to question him and ask him how he educated the cursed spirit.
Even with the six eyes, it took Gojo Satoru a long time to find Baichuan Mu and Xia Youjie. It seemed like they were visiting someone else's house?
It was now dark, and Gojo Satoru used the unlimited technique to fly up directly and came to the floor where Baichuan Mu and Xiayou Jie were. What surprised him a little was that in addition to Xiayou Jie, there was actually another sorcerer here, who was about the same age as them, and the techniques he possessed seemed quite rare, but looked very weak.
Gojo Satoru held the cat and dog in one hand and knocked on the window with the other hand. "Da Da -"
Baichuan Mu and Xia Youjie did not notice him, but the little sorcerer girl noticed him and showed a panic expression on her face, obviously frightened.
Gojo Satoru grinned, feeling the joy of having succeeded in a prank, which was worth his deliberate upside-down move. However, Gojo Satoru was not able to feel proud for long.
Gojo Satoru watched as Ieiri Shoko regained her composure, stood up calmly, and closed the curtains calmly. With his six eyes, Gojo Satoru could even see that she returned to the dining table and continued eating as if nothing had happened, and even picked up a cola chicken wing that he really wanted to eat.
Gojo Satoru:?
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth, used his cursed power to unlock the lock, opened the window, climbed in, pulled aside the curtains, and shouted at Ieori Naoko, "Can you ignore me for this?"
"Hmm... hm?" Ieiri Naoko was gnawing on the chicken wings. It was a bit sweet and she didn't like it very much, but it was okay. She frowned slightly, and she didn't know whether Ieiri Naoko frowned because of Gojo Satoru or because of the cola chicken wings.
The sudden appearance of Gojo Satoru frightened Baichuan Mu and Xia Youjie. Xia Youjie subconsciously released several of his strongest cursed spirits. Fortunately, he saw who was coming clearly and did not let the cursed spirits launch an attack.
"Satoru... Satoru?" The expression on Xia Youjie's face slowly changed from confusion to surprise, "You came to see me!"
Ieiri Naoko's grandmother's hearing was not very good, and she vaguely heard the movement behind her, but she did not check, but muttered, "Why does it smell a bit?"
Geto Xiayou scratched his cheek a little guiltily and took back the cursed spirits he had just released. He was ready to reminisce with Gojo Satoru, but as soon as Geto Xiayou opened his mouth to say "Satoru", he was covered in the face by the cats and dogs thrown by Gojo Satoru.
Geto Summer Oil:?
Baichuan Mu couldn't see the curse spirit, but she could see that Gojo Satoru seemed to throw something out, and then Xia Yujie's head tilted back, and she vaguely heard a "meow woof".
Um, meow woof?
Baichuan Mu skillfully took out his cursed glasses and put them on. Sure enough, he saw a cat and a dog in Geto's arms. The cat and the dog looked miserable, with their heads bigger as if they had been beaten, and there were several bumps on their heads.
"Wu, did you bully the cats and dogs?" Bai Chuanmu asked, "It's just an innocent fourth-level cursed spirit."
Geto Xiayou rubbed the cat and dog's head and fed it a lotus root. Although the look he gave Gojo Satoru did not contain any condemnation, it contained tolerance. Geto Xiayou smiled helplessly and shook his head.
Ieiri Naoko bit her chopsticks. She wanted to be a spectator and watch the fun, but she still looked at the boy who climbed in through the window of her house with curiosity.
Is this the cow cat that can fly on a broom? !
"Where is your broom?" Ieiri Naoko couldn't help but ask.
Gojo Satoru wanted to condemn Geto Suguru's way of educating cursed spirits, but was stunned by Ieiri Shoko's strange question: "You ask me? What broom?"
Ieiri Naoko recalled that the man was hanging upside down outside her house, and he seemed to be able to fly without the help of a broom.
Ieiri Naoko sighed and said, "What a shame. I thought she was a magical girl."
Gojo Satoru:?
"Huh?" Gojo Satoru simply flew up from the spot, more than half a meter above the ground, "Do you think I'm a magical girl?"
Gojo Satoru emphasized the word "girl" even more, making it seem even more ridiculous.
Baichuan Mu couldn't help but burst out laughing. Facing the angry Gojo Satoru, she quickly coughed and said to Ieiri Naoko, "As for the magical girl... I do have a sorcerer who can fly on a broom."
"Really?" Ieiri Naoko asked expectantly, "I'd like to get to know him. Is he my age?"
"No..." Bai Chuanmu thought for a while, touched his chin and muttered, "It's too early to say this now. Calculating the time, she should not have been born yet."
The three cubs' pupils shrank slightly, and they looked at Bai Chuanmu with surprise and admiration in their eyes.
Gojo Satoru muttered quietly: "Sure enough... this ability is really terrifying..."
Even though Ieiri Shoko's grandmother was slow to react, she noticed that there was another person in the house. Fortunately, when she turned around to look at Gojo Satoru, Gojo Satoru had already landed on the ground: "Are you also Shoko's classmate? You're so beautiful..."
Gojo Satoru snorted with satisfaction: "You have good taste."
Gojo Satoru responds well to this kind of compliment, as long as "cute" isn't used to describe him.
Xia Yujie whispered to Gojo Satoru: "The last person to be praised as beautiful by Ieori's grandmother was my mother..."
Gojo Satoru also admitted that Baichuan Mu was very good-looking, and was puzzled by Xiayou Jie's specific telling him this: "So what?"
"I bought cauliflower." Xia Yujie said the second half of the sentence.
On the other side, Ieiri Nozomi's grandmother was looking at the broccoli in the bowl and said with a smile, "It's so beautiful."
Gojo Satoru:......
Baichuanmu comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay. Grandma Jiaru is probably just obsessed with white hair...Xiaozi, your grandma is quite fashionable."
Ieiri Naoko said silently: "Then you haven't seen my grandmother holding the skull model and saying 'It's so beautiful'."
Everyone fell into silence at the same time.
Ieiri Naoko added, "My grandmother was also a doctor."
Well, this statement is barely acceptable.
But Gojo Satoru asked if he could take back the compliment, because now he not only didn't want to be called "cute", but also didn't want to be called "beautiful".
Baichuanmu just remembered that he hadn't introduced them to each other properly: "Satoru, this is Ieiri Naoko, she is the same age as you and your future classmate. She is the only sorcerer in the world of sorcery who can use reversal techniques to heal others. Naoko, this is Gojo Satoru, she is..."
Gojo Satoru interrupted her, "Huh? She's the sorcerer who can heal others?"
Ieiri Naoko nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?"
"Quick, heal me." Gojo Satoru stepped on a chair and lifted up his trouser legs, revealing a few bloody holes that were about to heal. He pointed at the cat and dog in Geto's arms and said, "Geto, these are all caused by your cursed spirit."
Xia Yujie glanced at the cat and dog in his arms. There was a little blood at the corner of the cat and dog's mouth. It meowed again and looked aggrieved.
Xia Youjie asked Cats and Dogs: "Did he hit you first, or did you bite him first?"
Gojo Satoru:?
Is his credibility so low?!
The key point is that the cats and dogs kept meowing and woofing to complain to Xia Youjie. As a curse spirit operator, Xia Youjie could of course understand what the cats and dogs said. He sighed helplessly and said, "Wu, why did you feed it the packaging bag?"
Gojo Satoru frowned: "Isn't this stupid cursed spirit enjoying the meal?"
"It's really happy," Xia Youjie shrugged helplessly, "Nine out of ten things it said were about wanting to eat the packaging bag, and one was about you bullying it."
The corners of Gojo Satoru's mouth twitched.
On the other side, Ieiri Nishiko had already healed his leg injury.
"Okay." said Ieiri Shoko.
“Well, not bad.” Gojo Satoru took his feet off the chair. “How do you use this reversal technique? Teach me now!”
Ieiri Naoko looked at the footprints on the chair, then looked at Gojo Satoru who looked so arrogant and self-righteous. She sighed softly, looked away, and muttered, "Scumbag."
Gojo Satoru:?
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