Chapter 60 The Sixtieth Mom
The arrogance on Gojo Satoru's face faded away little by little, gradually turning into doubt and confusion. He scratched his ear, raised an eyebrow and looked at Ieiri Naoko: "Huh?! What did you just say?"
Although Ieiri Naoko's muttering was not loud, everyone present could hear it clearly except Ieiri Naoko's grandmother.
"Pfft..." Baichuanmu couldn't help laughing out loud. She had held back her laughter just now, but Gojo Satoru's expression of disbelief was just too funny. His eyes were wide open and his mouth was tilted to one side, like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
The consequence of laughing out loud was that it diverted Gojo Satoru's attention.
Baichuan Mu was glared at fiercely by Gojo Satoru. He did not speak directly, but avoided Xia Yujie's gaze and mouthed the three words "stinky woman" to her.
Bai Chuanmu was "scolded", but he wanted to laugh even more.
I never thought that one day I would be able to see the cowardly and fierce Neko Satoru. Although the word "cowardly" has nothing to do with Gojo Satoru, he mainly considers the feelings of his best friend.
It was Geto who came out to smooth things over: "Satoru, Jiarui treated you, you should at least say thank you, right? And don't step on the chair, that's not polite."
Gojo Satoru tutted, looking unhappy: "Didn't I praise her?"
Ieiri Naoko glanced at him helplessly: "So in your opinion, praise is equal to gratitude? And can this 'not bad' also be considered a compliment? Well, it's just... barely acceptable."
Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows, pointed at his eyes and said, "I am the strongest with six eyes. The fact that you can deserve my word 'not bad' is a great compliment."
Xia Youjie shrugged helplessly and explained to Jia Ru Nishiko: "Actually, what Wu meant was that you are pretty good."
"Really..." Ieiri Naoko's eyes moved back and forth between Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru, as if she was thinking about something, "Sister Mumu told me..."
"Wait!" Gojo Satoru discovered the key point and asked in surprise, "You called that woman 'Sister Mumu'?"
Gojo Satoru's level of shock right now was even greater than when Ieiri Nozomi just called him a scumbag.
Ieiri Naoko ignored Gojo Satoru's words and didn't care about being interrupted. She continued, "Sister Mumu told me that Xiayou can control cursed spirits. I think Xiayou's ability is very powerful. What about you?"
But Gojo Satoru still insisted on that point: "Let's not talk about that for now. You are obviously the same age as me, right?"
Baichuanmu had just gone to serve food to Gojo Satoru. She could still hear the three cubs' words in the kitchen, especially Gojo Satoru, as he had the loudest voice.
"What?" Baichuanmu raised his eyebrows, "Don't you want to eat the food Aunt Mu cooked?"
Gojo Satoru choked. Coincidentally, his stomach growled a few times at this moment.
He had only eaten a few packs of snacks today, and had been using up so much energy that he urgently needed to replenish his energy. However... Gojo Satoru still felt a little aggrieved. He was inexplicably younger than his future classmates. How could he tolerate this?
"Are you hungry, Wu?" Baichuanmu said with a smile, "No need to be polite with Aunt Mu, we are all family."
Ieiri Nozomi also nodded: "Although I just called you a scumbag, Sister Mumu is right. We are all family. We will be classmates in the future, so there is no need to be polite. Sit down and eat, Wu. Sister Mumu's cooking is delicious."
Gojo Satoru looked at Geto Suguru. His best friend should have the same troubles as him, right?
That was in the past. Now, Geto Suguru has already accepted it. He just wants to drag Gojo Satoru into the water: "It's no big deal. Let's talk about our own things. Anyway, we don't have to call her Aunt Ieiri. We can just call her Ieiri-san or Naoko."
The words that Baichuan Mu used to tease Geto Suguru were now used by him to tease Gojo Satoru.
Ieiri Nitro said, "Call me 'Ntro', Jie."
It is easy to get closer by eating together, and it is even easier to get closer by "bullying" the cat Wu together.
Gojo Satoru was silent for a while, raised his hand and poked Geto Suguru on the forehead: "You are still not my best friend."
"Yes, of course." Xia Youjie covered his forehead with his hands and smiled helplessly, and took out a bag of edamame and cream flavored Daifuku from his pocket, "Here, although it's not the brand you bought last time, it tastes pretty good. Wu should like it very much."
"Hmph." Gojo Satoru took the daifuku, opened it and ate most of it in one bite. There was still a little cream on the corner of his mouth. After eating the sweet food, he felt much better. "This is good enough."
The cat and dog lying on Xia Youjie's lap meowed and woofed, and Xia Youjie translated for it: "It wants to eat the packaging bag... Wu, you have taught it bad things."
Gojo Satoru was still angry with Cats and Dogs. He shook the packaging bag in front of Cats and Dogs' mouths, then squeezed it into a ball and threw it into the trash can. In order to throw it accurately, he also used the unlimited technique to control the packaging bag to draw a crooked trajectory, and then threw it in accurately.
Gojo Satoru seems to have been "led astray" by Geto Suguru, and also likes to apply the techniques in his daily life for convenience and fun, but he is also subtly deepening his proficiency in techniques with no lower limits.
"Meow woof..." The cats and dogs looked at Xia Yujie pitifully. Xia Yujie rubbed its head and did not agree to let it rummage through the trash can.
Ieiri Naoko thought for a while, then said, "So, Satoru, your technique is telekinesis?"
Gojo Satoru snorted, "This is just one of them. My technique can do a lot more. For example, as long as I activate the Unlimited, no object can touch me."
Ieiri Naoko uttered a sigh and said, "Invincible defensive ability?"
"That's right!" Gojo Satoru said proudly, looking up, "and this is only part of my ability."
Ieiri Naoko asked curiously, "Then how did you get bitten by a cat or a dog?"
Gojo Satoru:......
Why does this person bring up things that are not related to the topic?
Xia Yujie narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Satoru, I am actually quite curious too. After all, Cat and Dog is only a fourth-level cursed spirit."
Gojo Satoru snorted and ignored the two of them. He snatched the bowl and chopsticks from Baichuanmu's hands, sat down, and started eating.
He even pretended to pick sweet dishes, such as the plate of cola chicken wings. There were only eight wings in total, one of which had been taken away by Ieiri Nozomi, and the remaining seven were now eaten up by Gojo Satoru in one breath.
The chicken wings were piled on top of the rice and were precariously served.
But don't worry, Gojo Satoru is still using the unlimited technique to prevent the chicken wings from falling.
"Aww, um... delicious." Gojo Satoru had sauce all over the corners of his mouth. He finished showing off one at lightning speed and found that everyone was looking at him. Only Ieiri Nozomi's grandmother was eating slowly. "Why are you looking at me? Aren't you eating?"
After saying that, he snorted, glared at the cats and dogs in Xia Youjie's arms, and thought, can't this matter be put behind us?
It’s over, but the three of them care about different things.
Baichuanmu took on the role of cameraman again, took out his mobile phone and started recording Gojo Satoru's dark history.
Xia Yujie took out a napkin and handed it to Gojo Satoru: "Satoru, eat slowly, be careful not to choke."
Ieiri Naoko looked at the empty plate that once held the cola chicken wings, and then stared at Gojo Satoru's bowl that was full of food. Although she had a mediocre opinion of the dish, she couldn't help but slowly utter two words: "Scum."
Gojo Satoru did not take any photos or videos of Baichuan Mu, as he had already obtained his permission. He took the napkin and wiped his mouth, then frowned and said to Ieiri Naoko, "Do you have any prejudice against me?"
Ieiri Naoko said calmly: "...No."
Baichuanmu laughed: "Among all the dishes I made, this is Wu's favorite."
Gojo Satoru snorted, "And scrambled eggs with tomatoes... your cooking skills seem to have improved?"
Baichuan Mu learned a lot from Baichuan's father. She was quite good at making these two dishes before, and now she has mastered them.
Ieiri Naoko looked at Baichuan Mu helplessly: "Sister Mumu, aren't you spoiling him too much?"
Baichuan Muxin thought, then you didn’t see me bullying him.
Gojo Satoru frowned and said, "Is this what you call spoiling? This stinky... Aunt Mu is just average to me. When I'm at home, my servants are always obedient to me. They don't even dare to speak casually in front of me."
"Hmm?" Ieiri Naoko let out a light exclamation.
"Because I am the son of God, the next head of the Gojo family, the only six-eyes in the world, and the hope of the world of curse," Gojo Satoru said. In the past, when he said this, his expression was as arrogant as it could be. Now, there was a hint of sarcasm on his face. At the end, he muttered quietly, "That's why I think that family is so boring."
"Are you... serious?" Ieiri Shoko blinked. She didn't quite understand the long prefix. She felt that Gojo Satoru was bragging, but it didn't seem like it, because the disgust in Gojo Satoru's last sentence didn't sound fake.
Gojo Satoru glared at Ieiri Naoko and said, "Do I have to lie about this? You grew up in an ordinary family like Jie? Don't you know anything about the world of curse? Aunt Mu, didn't you tell her about the world of curse?"
Baichuanmu shrugged: "I just met Nitro today."
Ieiri Naoko said: "Today I learned that those monsters are called cursed spirits... I thought they were ghosts, and I tried hard to pretend that they didn't exist."
Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows: "Haven't you ever exorcised a cursed spirit? You have quite a bit of cursed power, so you should be quite strong. Are you only good at healing?"
Ieiri Naoko was silent for a moment. She still remembered the panic she felt when she first saw the cursed spirit, and the worry on her parents' faces when they heard that she could see "non-existent" monsters. Although her parents loved her, she always felt...
But she doesn't have to care about these now. She has companions, met sister Mumu, and got to know two sorcerers of the same age. Although she called Gojo Satoru a "scumbag", she didn't have any ill feelings towards him. At most, she felt a kind of helplessness close to disgust.
"Well, I grew up in an ordinary family. My parents can't see cursed spirits. If I tell them there are monsters, they will just take me to see a psychiatrist..." Jiali Glass lowered her eyes and said, her tone was very calm, but inexplicably revealed a sense of sadness, "So I pretended that I couldn't see it. I didn't want them to worry, and I didn't want to be treated as a weird person. But fortunately... I met you."
When Ieiri Shoko said the last sentence, a smile appeared in her eyes again. Although Baichuan Mu should account for the majority of this "you", there is also a place for Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru.
Bai Chuanmu couldn't help but sigh: "Every family has its own problems~"
Xia Youjie immediately said, "We don't have any at home."
Baichuanmu said: "Okay, I'll buy you some exercise books later."
Geto Summer Oil: ...
"Pfft..." Ieiri Naoko couldn't help laughing, "However, Satoru is the only one with six eyes... Although I don't know what six eyes are, they seem to be quite powerful and rare?"
Gojo Satoru said: "Of course, there will only be one Six Eyes in each generation, and Six Eyes is a necessary condition for performing the Unlimited Technique."
"Oh oh..." Ieiri Naoko looked at Geto Suguru again, "If I'm not mistaken, the ability to control cursed spirits is also quite rare. Is Geto the only person in the curse world who can control cursed spirits?"
Xia Youjie nodded: "Yes, I am a cursed spirit operator."
Ieiri Shoko pointed at Gojo Satoru and said, "This is a super rare, one-of-a-kind six-eye."
Then she pointed at Geto Suguru and said, "A super rare and one-of-a-kind cursed spirit operator."
Finally, Ieiri Shoko pointed at herself and said, "A super rare and unique healer."
After hearing what Ieiri Nozomi said, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru realized that the three rarest sorcerers in the sorcery world were now eating around this table.
Is it such a coincidence...
Gojo Satoru looked at Baichuan Mu and thought, it couldn't be a coincidence, it must be related to her ability to predict the future.
Baichuanmu also wanted to join in the fun, so she pointed at herself and said, "Monkey."
Ieiri Glass:?
Ieiri Naoko was confused: "Monkey? Sister Mumu's technique... is it related to monkeys?"
Bai Chuanmu quickly said: "I'm just an ordinary person, don't think too much, Glass."
Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru have gotten used to it.
Xia Youjie explained: "My mother said that because she loves monkeys very much!"
Gojo Satoru snorted, "She is the woman who will own a monkey mountain in the future."
Baichuanmu:……?
Bai Chuanmu was silent for a while, wanting to make it clear to them that she didn't actually love monkeys that much, but... forget it, just let it go if she said she liked them, after all, this misunderstanding seemed to be created by her.
Ieiri Nozomi nodded thoughtfully: "I see, Monkey... But, Sister Mumu, am I really the only sorcerer in the world of sorcery who can heal others?"
"Yes~" Baichuanmu said with a smile, "I didn't lie to you, Glass, you are a well-deserved treasure in the world of sorcery."
Being praised in public, Ieiri Shoko embarrassedly looked away, her face slightly red.
Xia Yujie looked at Baichuanmu with sparkling eyes, as if asking "What about me?"
Baichuan Mu rubbed Xiayou Jie's head: "Of course you are also a well-deserved treasure in the world of sorcery, and even more so a mother's baby."
Xia Yujie chuckled and was very happy.
"Mama's boy," Gojo Satoru snorted, then pointed at himself and said, "What about me?"
"Scum." Baichuan Mu was misled by Ieori Nozomi and said these two words without hesitation.
Gojo Satoru:?
Then Mao Mao Wu got furious: "What do you mean?! Stinky... Baichuanmu!"
Baichuan Mu hurriedly coaxed Gojo Satoru and bribed him with snacks: "Ahem, it was a slip of the tongue. Of course, Satoru is the Son of God, the hope of the world of sorcery. I was just joking with you."
After getting some snacks, Gojo Satoru calmed down: "That's better."
But let's eat first. Gojo Satoru decided to put the snacks aside before eating. While eating, Gojo Satoru suddenly remembered something. He turned to Ieiri Nozomi and said, "Um, just now...thank you for treating me."
Ieiri Shoko looked at Gojo Satoru with an awkward expression and said nothing, thinking that maybe Gojo Satoru was not such a "scumbag".
Gojo Satoru frowned, misunderstanding what Ieiri Naoko meant. He thought she was staring at the chicken wings in his bowl, so he picked up a chicken wing and asked, "I'll give you one?"
"Tsk..." Ieiri Naoko narrowed her eyes, looking at the chicken wing that was apparently bitten by Gojo Satoru, and said to Gojo Satoru in a firm tone, "Scumbag."
Gojo Satoru:...?
What’s the matter? Don’t you like cola chicken wings?
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