Chapter 61 The Sixty-first Mom
Gojo Satoru remembered hearing these two words a few minutes ago. He looked at Ieiri Shoko, who had an indifferent and even a little cold expression, and couldn't understand why he would get such an evaluation when he rarely shared food with others.
Gojo Satoru doesn’t believe that there is anyone who doesn’t like eating cola chicken wings!
Could it be that this word has a different meaning in the eyes of ordinary people?
Gojo Satoru asked seriously, "Does 'scumbag' count as a compliment in your eyes?"
Ieiri Glass:?
Ieiri Shoko couldn't maintain her calm expression. The corner of her mouth twitched and she looked at Gojo Satoru. Although she didn't say anything, her eyes seemed to say a thousand words.
Gojo Satoru said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean by that look?"
Ieiri Naoko was silent for a while, then said, "It doesn't mean anything... You guessed it right, I was praising you."
Gojo Satoru snorted, "Do you think I'm easy to fool?"
Ieiri Naoko thought about it and took out a piece of chocolate from her pocket.
Ieiri Naoko doesn't like sweets. The piece of chocolate in her pocket was given to her by Baichuanmu. When Baichuanmu picked up Xiayou Jie from school, he also bought some snacks, including one for her. Baichuanmu was also very thoughtful and chose for her something that was not very sweet, such as coffee jelly, dark chocolate, etc.
That’s right, what Ieori Naoko took out was a piece of dark chocolate, but the two cubs didn’t know that this dark chocolate was bitter.
"Here." Ieiri Nozomi handed the dark chocolate to Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru got the snacks, and his brows relaxed, but he still looked impatient and said arrogantly, "Humph, since we're future classmates, I'll accept it with reluctance."
Ieiri Naoko chuckled and thought, isn't this easy to appease?
It was not enough to just accept it, Gojo Satoru was going to eat it right away. As soon as he took it, he ripped open the packaging bag with a "rip".
"Ah..." Bai Chuanmu stared at the piece of dark chocolate for a while, then remembered that she had picked it for Jia Ruo Xiaozi, and she opened her mouth in surprise.
She had never tasted this dark chocolate before, so she wasn't sure whether it was slightly bitter or very bitter. Now seeing Gojo Satoru trying to "test the poison on himself", Baichuanmu still felt a little guilty, but she didn't want to disappoint Jiaru Glass's kindness, so she gently dissuaded him, "Satoru, you should eat well during meals, and don't eat snacks. There are still so many dishes, and you haven't finished the cola chicken wings in your bowl yet."
But with Gojo Satoru's personality, how could he listen to advice? Sometimes he would listen just because he was in a good mood.
Gojo Satoru snorted, "No, I can eat whatever I want, and I will definitely finish the cola chicken wings."
Sure enough, Gojo Satoru did not listen to the advice this time.
But Baichuanmu did not continue to dissuade him. He had already done the most he could do by doing this.
Gojo Satoru was quite stubborn. The more he supported Baichuan Mu's words, the more he wanted to do the opposite of her. He simply broke the chocolate into pieces with a "crunch", and crushed it into a ball with an unlimited technique, which he could easily swallow in one bite. Then Gojo Satoru opened his mouth wide and swallowed the chocolate ball in one gulp.
The next moment, Gojo Satoru's little face wrinkled into a ball, and he couldn't open his eyes because of the bitterness. The chocolate reminded him of the sour grapes grown by Geto's grandfather. Although they were different, they had the same effect. One was sour enough to make your teeth fall out, and the other was so bitter that he tasted the "pain" of life at a young age.
"Oh no..." Baichuanmu exclaimed, and turned his head to Jiaru Xiaozi and said, "Xiaozi, this dark chocolate is super bitter. Fortunately, I only bought one piece."
Ieiri Naoko looked at Gojo Satoru's "distorted" facial features and said, "It makes me curious about what that smell is."
In fact, it is not that exaggerated, but for Gojo Satoru, who is used to eating sweets and has high expectations and yearns for the sweetness of chocolate, it seems that the dark chocolate he ate was enough to overturn his worldview.
Gojo Satoru swallowed the chocolate ball with difficulty. He spit several times after finishing it. It was so bitter that he didn't want to eat anymore. He had no appetite at all: "Pooh... What the hell is this? Can this thing still be called chocolate?"
Gojo Satoru decided to punish the entire chocolate family and cross chocolate out of his sweet diet.
Xia Yujie couldn't help but chuckle. After Gojo Satoru noticed a look, he skillfully took out a lollipop and gave it to him: "This one is strawberry flavored. It should make you feel better after eating it."
Gojo Satoru, who had no appetite just now, took the lollipop without hesitation when he saw it, opened it skillfully, and put it in his mouth.
Ieiri Naoko muttered, "You... you really don't learn your lesson..."
Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes at Ieiri Naoko and said, imitating her previous tone: "Scumbag."
Ieiri Glass:...
This seems like shooting oneself in the foot?
But Ieiri Naoko was stunned for a moment and inexplicably felt like laughing.
How could the smile on Ieiri Shoko's lips escape Gojo Satoru's six eyes?
Gojo Satoru asked in confusion, "No way, in your opinion, 'scumbag' is really a word used to compliment others?"
The smile on Ieiri Naoko's face turned into silence again. She said, "Yes, scumbag Satoru."
Gojo Satoru frowned and did not bother to investigate whether what Ieiri Shoko said was true or not. He decided to drag his good friend into the water without thinking twice.
Gojo Satoru pointed his lollipop at Geto and said, "What about Geto?"
Ieiri Shoko could also feel that Geto Suguru had the personality of a dark and scheming fox. How could a child raised by such an unfathomable person like Sister Mumu be simple?
Ieiri Naoko cooperated and said, "Scumbag Jie."
The innocent one who was caught in the crossfire: ...?
Xia Youjie said helplessly: "I don't think I said anything, how come I became a 'scumbag'?"
Gojo Satoru said righteously: "That's because Naoko thinks 'scumbag' is a word of praise."
"You..." The corner of Xia Youjie's mouth twitched. Of course, he caught the smile in Gojo Satoru's eyes. This guy didn't believe this at all, right?
Ieiri Naoko shrugged: "Hmm~"
Baichuan Mu was laughing so hard, especially when Jiairi Naoko also called Geto Suguru a "scumbag", she laughed even harder. She tried hard to hide her smile, and her shoulders twitched from holding it in, but it was tantamount to covering one's ears and stealing a bell, which made it even more obvious. Besides, there was also a Gojo Satoru with six eyes here.
"Hey - Baichuan Mu, are you crying?" Gojo Satoru pointed at Baichuan Mu and said to Xiayou Jie and Jiairi Gaozi, "Look at the two of you. You have ignored Aunt Mu. Your mother and your sister Mu Mu are crying because they are sad. Their shoulders are shaking."
Bai Chuanmu was forced to be sad and could hardly laugh. There were tears of joy in the corners of her eyes. She thought to herself, you bastard, are you doing this on purpose?
Fortunately, Geto Suguru and Naoko Ieiri didn't really think she was crying, but they were both wondering if they had neglected her.
Ieiri Shoko was the first to react. Although she didn't say "scumbag Mu", it wasn't much worse, because she said: "Monkey Mu."
Baichuanmu:?
"Ahem..." Baichuanmu was choked by her own saliva. Xia Youjie patted her on the back and handed her a glass of water, "Thank you..."
Baichuan Muhua had just begun when she was stunned because she noticed that Xiayou Jie had a very strange expression, dazed, with slightly dilated pupils, as if he had just been enlightened...
Wait, don't have an epiphany in a place like this!
Xia Youjie hit his palm with his fist, and suddenly realized, "Monkey King Mother."
Baichuanmu: ...
When Xia Youjie thought of this title, he opened his eyes wide, his pupils flashed with a lively light, and his head slightly raised, as if waiting for Baichuanmu's praise.
Bai Chuanmu felt a little tired. This kid seemed serious.
Baichuan Muyou noticed that when Xia Youjie showed his dark attributes, his features were very obvious. He would squint his eyes, purse his lips, and raise the corners of his lips, which was the so-called squinting smile. But when he opened his eyes, the light in his pupils became more lively, and when he looked up at himself, he was very sincere, although sometimes there would be a little strange "misunderstanding", such as now.
Gojo Satoru immediately added: "Monkey King Mu."
So Ieiri Nishiko also changed his words and said, "Monkey King Mu."
When Gojo Satoru said this, there was an element of deliberateness in his words, but the two children, Geto Suguru and Nozomi Ieiri, were very sincere. They really thought this was a compliment.
Very good, now there are three scumbags and three monkey kings in this room, this is really cause for celebration, cause for celebration...
Bai Chuanmu protested weakly: "At least don't bring the 'king' with you. I... I'm just an ordinary person..."
No matter what, the position of Monkey King will never be hers. It should be given to... Fushiguro Shinobu.
Family member Nitro said: "Sister Mumu is not an ordinary person."
Gojo Satoru nodded, expressing his agreement with what Ieiri Shoko said.
Xia Youjie was the first person to arrive in Dihua. He winked at the two friends and said meaningfully, "My mother is indeed just an ordinary person 'now'. Ordinary people also have their own advantages."
Bai Chuanmu still couldn't laugh. She thought to herself, son, mom is very happy when you say this, but why do you emphasize the word "now"? I always feel something is weird about it.
Gojo Satoru and Ieiri Shoko nodded thoughtfully, their eyes became solemn. They thought about it and the content of Dihua was easy to summarize. They just felt that Baichuan Mu was gathering his strength, sleeping on straw and tasting gall, pretending to be a pig... and pretending to be a monkey to eat a tiger.
If Bai Chuanmu heard their thoughts, she would definitely cry out that she was innocent. She was not acting. She was just a weak, innocent but gluttonous little monkey.
It's a pity that Baichuanmu can't hear their voices.
Gojo Satoru said, "I know, Jie, why else do you think I call your mother 'Aunt Mu'?"
Baichuanmu:……?
Huh? Is there any mystery behind you calling me "Auntie Mu"?
Jialiu Nishiko said, "Should I also shout 'Auntie Mu'?"
Gojo Satoru and Geto Summer Oil said without hesitation: "Of course!"
Ieiri Naoko silently looked at her two future classmates who overreacted, and decisively retracted what she had just said: "Sister Mumu."
Gojo Satoru snorted, and Geto Suguru sighed helplessly.
Looking at their reactions, Naoko Ieiri also let out a light sigh, with a hint of disdain in her eyes.
Bai Chuanmu watched the verbal battle between the three cubs... and took a mouthful of rice. Although he couldn't understand it, it tasted delicious.
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