Chapter 83
Of course Baichuanmu would not really abandon Gojo Satoru and take the other two children away in the car, otherwise Maomao Satoru would be angry.
She also suspected that Gojo Satoru would do something similar like "I live on the seventh floor and someone knocks on the window."
They were lucky last time, as Ieiri Shoko's grandmother didn't notice that there was a person hanging upside down outside the window. Baichuan Mu and Xiayou Jie had experienced a lot, so they were not afraid when they saw it. Their hearts had been trained to be strong long ago.
Even the somewhat novice Naoko Ieiri was able to remain calm and close the curtains, pretending nothing had happened.
But other people, especially ordinary people in the true sense, would probably be scared to death if they encountered such a situation.
Moreover, Gojo Satoru has white hair. Although he looks good and those who love white hair will be very happy to see him, one must also consider the situation. If one suddenly sees him from the window in the dark night... even if he doesn't speak, others will not think he looks like an elf.
Although the pizza shop that Bai Chuanmu had booked was on the third floor, not as outrageous as the one on the seventh floor, and it was still daytime, not as scary as someone knocking on the seventh floor window late at night, but seeing a little kid knocking on the third floor window... was still pretty scary, and it might even make the news.
For the sake of the pizza shop owner, it’s better not to make it that well.
Bai Chuanmu analyzed the situation carefully and "accidentally" expressed his thoughts again.
The three cubs were silent.
Ieiri Shoko is trying to learn to be a bad person: ...I understand, Sister Mumu thinks that I haven't learned enough. I can't make the future singer cry with my current level...Well, the singer shouldn't be a bad person, right? No matter what, I have to work harder!
Xia Youjie praised in his heart: Hmm! Mom is hiding her strength! Mom is really amazing! She is worthy of being my mother!
Gojo Satoru cursed: Bitch!
But Gojo Satoru at least knew to curse in his heart to save some face for Baichuan Mu, not because he was afraid of Xiayou Jie getting angry. But Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes at Baichuan Mu, gritted his teeth and questioned her by name: "Baichuan Mu! So what's important is the pizza shop owner's little heart?!"
Seeing Baichuan Mu's confused look, Gojo Satoru couldn't stand it. He wondered why Aunt Mu always liked to play dumb in front of him. Is it fun to play the pig and eat the tiger? !
Gojo Satoru pointed at himself with his thumb and said, "What about me? The important thing is me!"
Baichuanmu narrowed her eyes and hesitated for a moment, then suddenly realized something. She nodded to Gojo Satoru and said, "Oh...then we won't buy pineapples first."
"You..." Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth, and Neko Neko Satoru wanted to explode.
Bai Chuanmu smiled and said, "Let's go buy some snacks first, the kind that won't take up too much space in your stomach~"
"Okay!" Gojo Satoru nodded vigorously. Cat Satoru didn't want to get angry anymore, and all he could see were lollipops.
So before Baichuanmu went to the fruit store to buy pineapples, he bought a strawberry flavored lollipop for Gojo Satoru. Xiayou Jie and Ieiri Naoko also got some. Xiayou Jie chose the orange flavored one, and Ieiri Naoko chose the grape flavored one.
Gojo Satoru, who was eating a strawberry-flavored lollipop, generously forgave Baichuan Mu. He peeled off the candy wrapper of the lollipop, put it in his mouth, and showed a satisfied smile.
Gojo Satoru glanced at Baichuanmu and saw that she was looking at him with a smile. He snorted and waved his hand nonchalantly: "You're smart!"
Baichuanmu: Wu is a very easy cat to coax today.
Xia Yujie smiled but said nothing. He did not eat the lollipop but put it in his pocket.
Ieiri Naoko was about to unwrap the lollipop when she noticed Xiayou Jie's little move and asked, "Jie, don't you want to eat it? Are you worried that you won't be able to finish it later?"
"That's not the case..." Xia Yujie shook his head and glanced at Gojo Satoru, who was concentrating on enjoying his lollipop. He covered his mouth and whispered to Ieiri Naoko, "I'll leave it for Satoru. He likes sweets very much."
Ieiri Naoko sighed, "You two really are close friends."
Xia Youjie shrugged: "It's not mainly because of this... Because Wu is easy to coax. If he gets angry, just feed him sweets."
Jialiu Nishiko thought of the cat downstairs. As long as she was fed a little food, the cat would be willing to be petted. Of course, when there was no food, the cat would ignore her.
It just so happened that Ieiri Shoko also loved sweets, so she wanted to collect the lollipops and feed them to Gojo Satoru later.
Xia Yujie reminded: "Glass, Wu doesn't eat things that taste like grapes."
Ieiri Naoko was puzzled: "Why? Isn't it sweet too? Although it is sweet and sour, I saw that Satoru was very happy eating strawberries."
Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, as if he was recalling something, and the smile on his face became deeper and deeper: "Wu, he is 'allergic' to grapes."
Xia Youjie even deliberately emphasized the word "allergy", so of course Ieiri Naoko could hear that something was wrong.
Ieiri Naoko asked suspiciously, "Hmm? Satoru is 'allergic' to grapes? Really?"
Geto Xiayou nodded.
Gojo Satoru shuddered when he heard the word "grape". He pointed at Geto Xiayou and introduced his crimes to Ieiri Naoko: "You don't know, last time he used the Grape Curse Spirit to spray me with grape juice. It was so sour and smelly. I took three showers but couldn't get rid of the smell."
Xia Youjie smiled and said: "That's because you were slow to react, Wu. If you had used the unlimited technique in time, you could have avoided my attack."
Ieiri Naoko said helplessly: "Jie, I'm not on Wu's side, but what you said... sounds like the 'victim' is guilty."
Xia Youjie spread his hands innocently, smiled without saying anything, and decided to save some face for his best friend.
But Gojo Satoru didn't know when to quit. Seeing that Ieiri Shoko was on his side, Gojo Satoru was very proud and said arrogantly, "Did you hear that, Jie? Shoko thinks that what you did is not good. Apologize to me! As compensation, you can also help me with today's homework!"
Originally... Gojo Satoru didn't have any homework, but when Geto Xiayou went to school, Gojo Satoru shouted "I'm so bored, so bored" in front of Baichuan Mu dozens of times, and then took the initiative to ask "Aunt Mu, can you find me something to do?"
Therefore, Bai Chuanmu, who "dotes" his child, satisfied the little request of the "hard-working and studious" Mao Maowu and assigned him homework.
Gojo Satoru:?
He doesn't want to do his homework!
The reward for completing the homework is that you can eat three more edamame and whipped cream Kikufuku every day, as well as an ice cream of your choice.
Gojo Satoru: There's nothing I can do. She gave me too much.
And he had to complete his homework carefully. Gojo Satoru felt dizzy when looking at the elementary school questions. He thought, as the strongest man, why did he have to do elementary school math problems!
Gojo Satoru looked at Geto Suguru expectantly. As his best friend, they should share happiness and difficulties! At worst... at worst, he could give Geto Suguru a Kikufuku!
Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth. He decided not to save face for his best friend. He said, "Wu, have you forgotten? Why did I let Little Grape attack you?"
Gojo Satoru choked and looked away guiltily.
Ieiri Naoko's eyes moved back and forth between Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru, but she couldn't figure out what was going on. She really couldn't guess the reason, so she simply asked directly, "Why?"
Gojo Satoru answered first: "It's training. It's normal for sorcerers to compete like this, right, Satoru? You know I was just joking with you, right?"
Xia Yujie didn't say anything. He continued to squint his eyes and look at them with a smile, a typical sinister fox smile.
Ieiri Shoko frowned slightly. Gojo Satoru looked too guilty, and Geto Suguru must be up to something bad with such a sinister smile. Unable to get an answer from either of them, Ieiri Shoko could only turn to Baichuan Mu for help.
All right……
Ieiri Shoko was somewhat helpless because Baichuan Mu also showed the same sinister expression as Xiayou Jie. They really are mother and son.
Ieiri Naoko could only ask Geto Suguru: "Geto, what's the reason? Um... Tell me, I'll write an essay for you."
"Composition?" Xia Youjie was puzzled. He smiled helplessly and shook his head. "Although I want a cursed spirit that can help me with my homework, I still want to finish it by myself."
Ieiri Shoko added: "The title of that essay is 'My Reversal Technique'."
Geto Suguru widened his eyes and stopped teasing Gojo Satoru. He kept it a secret on purpose just to see Gojo Satoru's reaction. He thought it was quite fun, but there was no need for that now as reversing the technique was more important.
Xia Youjie was shocked for only a second, and then immediately said: "Wu cursed my mother, so I let the cursed spirit beat him up."
"I didn't! I just said she was a 'bad woman', how did I scold her?!" Gojo Satoru said in a nonchalant manner, otherwise he wouldn't have felt guilty just now.
That's right, Geto Xiayou let the Grape Curse Spirit spray Gojo Satoru with grape juice because he called Baichuan Mu a "bad woman" again. This time he didn't call her a "stinky woman". Cat Cat Satoru has become more civilized~
Bai Chuanmu made a "yeah" gesture. She didn't seem to care about it and seemed to be in a good mood.
However, just because Baichuanmu doesn't care doesn't mean that Ieichiro Nozomi doesn't care.
Ieiri Naoko glared at Gojo Satoru and said word by word, "Scumbag Satoru."
Gojo Satoru choked and said indignantly: "You don't know what Baichuan Mu... Aunt Mu did to me!"
"I don't care," Ieiri Naoko began to double-standard mode, "I only know that you are a scumbag Wu."
Gojo Satoru said angrily, "Why are you two so partial to her?"
Ieiri Naoko said with a smile: "Because you are a scumbag Wu."
Mao Mao Wu felt a little aggrieved. Clearly, that bad woman Bai Chuan Mu had secretly tied two small buns on his head with pink bows, and even said that he was very cute...
This bad woman is obviously too much, okay? !
Geto Suguru chuckled and wanted to take out the lollipop he had just had to coax Gojo Satoru, but was stopped by Ieiri Shoko.
Ieiri Naoko handed over her grape-flavored lollipop: "Wu, if you eat this lollipop, Jie and I will forgive you for your careless words."
Gojo Satoru remained silent, then said weakly, "...I want to eat Jie's."
When Gaozi entered the house, he smiled but said nothing.
Xia Yujie advised: "Satoru, after all, it is a token of Naoko's 'thought'. Think about it on the bright side. At least lollipops are generally sweeter, not sour."
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and said, "Jie, if you could stop smiling, I would trust you more."
Xia Youjie shrugged helplessly and smiled even more happily.
Ieiri Naoko passed a grape-flavored lollipop in the direction of Gojo Satoru, and the mighty Gojo Satoru flinched. Ieiri Naoko said with a smile, "Choose, continue to be a scumbag Satoru, or eat a super delicious grape-flavored lollipop."
Mao Mao Wu felt very aggrieved...
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