Chapter 84
Mao Mao Wu made a little cat face, crossed his arms, and tried hard to make himself look angry, but Bai Chuanmu just thought that Gojo Wu with two lollipops in his mouth was very cute, so he took out his mobile phone and took a lot of pictures of him to record this precious moment.
PS: She also kept the photo of Gojo Satoru tying his two little buns with a pink bow~
If the future Gojo Satoru could travel through time and space back to the present, he would not secretly delete Baichuan Mu's records, because he knows that this bad woman has many backup copies.
Big Gojo Satoru will choose to beat up Little Gojo Satoru severely, it's all your fault for leaving him such a handle in the hands of that "bad woman"!
When Gojo Satoru gets angry, he even dares to beat himself.
But the current Gojo Satoru would not realize that his future self would want to beat him up. He did not care about Baichuanmu's taking pictures, as he had already obtained his consent. All he cared about was: "Are you satisfied now? What about my fruit pizza with pineapple?"
Yes, what Gojo Satoru cares about is his fruit pizza with pineapple.
Baichuanmu patted the angry Gojo Satoru and consoled him, "Let's go buy some now. Let's buy the small pineapple ones, which are a little sweeter~"
"Okay!" Gojo Satoru nodded in satisfaction, feeling that being forced to eat grape-flavored lollipops wasn't so bad after all.
Ieiri Naoko felt a little sorry for Gojo Satoru when she saw him. "Satoru, I saw you were resisting, so I thought you would be afraid of eating grape-flavored lollipops, but now it looks like... you seem to be enjoying it very much?"
"Hmph!" Gojo Satoru snorted, "Scared? I, Gojo Satoru, have never been afraid of anything. A grape-flavored lollipop is nothing. I just don't like the taste very much! Actually... the sour and sweet one is not bad either."
Gojo Satoru did think that the taste was quite good, but it still reminded him of the smell of sour grape juice sprayed all over him by Geto Suguru's grape curse spirit, and also reminded him of the fatal sourness of the sour grapes planted by Geto Suguru's grandfather that summer...
However, Gojo Satoru thought it was quite fun to reward the servants with the sour grapes grown by his grandfather.
Gojo Satoru looked at them as they took the grapes tremblingly with surprise, their faces full of joy and honor, and a sense of admiration for the Son of God. However, all these emotions disappeared after they ate the grapes. Their facial features were twisted together, and the evil-minded Cat Satoru found it very funny!
Unfortunately, there are only a limited number of sour grapes, and there are also a limited number of servants. Next time they receive the sour grapes, they will not eat them directly, but will choose to pass them down as "heirlooms".
Maomaowu: Tsk, so hypocritical, you obviously don’t want to eat.
Ieiri Nozomi doesn't know the story of sour grapes, but Suguru Geto knows it.
Xia Youjie said with a smile: "That's great, my grandpa missed you, he planted a lot of grapes, and the lemons you gave him, he has been thinking about you, waiting for you to eat grapes and lemons, since you are not afraid of grapes, come to my hometown next summer vacation."
Gojo Satoru choked and wanted to scold the black-bellied fox, but there was also a housekeeper next to him, Shoko. He thought about it and said with a smile: "Okay, but if I go, how can I miss Shoko? She is also an important companion of ours, isn't she?"
Gojo Satoru laughed in his heart. He would drag anyone down with him if he could! No one could escape.
However, Gojo Satoru, who wanted to recruit Nozomi, had a new idea. He thought, recruiting one is fine, recruiting two is also fine, it would be better to recruit more, or... or I can learn from Uncle Noctua and become a teacher in the future. At that time, I can trick my students into eating grapes. If they are disobedient and don't work hard, I will eat grapes, and every year there will be new students for him to play with!
Cat Satoru laughed evilly: "Hehehe——!"
Ieiri Shoko originally wanted to say "Okay", but when she heard Gojo Satoru's strange laughter, she hesitated. Ieiri Shoko always felt that this cat was up to something bad.
After careful consideration, Ieiri Naoko shook her head and said, "Forget it. I still need to stay at home to look after my grandma. My grandma is always forgetful. If I don't remind her to eat, she will sometimes forget to eat."
Gojo Satoru was particularly enthusiastic and raised his hand, saying, "You can hire a caregiver. After all, you need to go to school, and your grandmother is usually alone at home, right? You don't have much time to take care of her anyway, so why not just hire someone to help... If you don't have money, I can sponsor you a little."
Ieiri Naoko pursed her lips and looked at the "warm-hearted" Gojo Satoru: "Satoru, you are so kind all of a sudden. I feel very uneasy."
Gojo Satoru looked at Geto Suguru for help.
Xia Youjie smiled helplessly and said gently, "Glass, you really don't want to consider it?"
"Very good," Ieiri Naoko said calmly, "Now with what Jay said, it's even more suspicious."
Xia Youjie's mouth twitched. Why was it even more suspicious when he was included? !
Xia Youjie thought about it and looked at Baichuanmu for help, but Baichuanmu didn't notice that she was buying a small pineapple and was still negotiating with the fruit shop owner: "Well, can you help me cut it into slices, please?"
The fruit shop owner said, "It's a small problem. Usually customers will ask me to peel the fruits, but if I cut them, are you going to make a fruit platter?"
Baichuanmu replied: "I'm going to take the kids to eat pizza later. They want to eat fruit pizza with pineapple."
The fruit shop owner was stunned and stopped cutting the pineapple. He asked carefully, "Is that an authentic pizza shop you went to?"
But the fruit shop owner thought that it shouldn’t matter. As long as you are not Italian, you probably won’t mind having pineapple on your pizza, right?
Bai Chuanmu nodded: "Yes, the boss seems to be Italian."
The fruit shop owner was silent for a while. This was really stepping on a red flag. He gently reminded: "How about... you change shops, or consider something else? Or give up this fruit pizza with pineapple."
Gojo Satoru, who was trying to trick Ieiri Nozomi on the side, widened his eyes. He didn't care about dragging Ieiri Nozomi into the water. He said to the fruit shop owner indignantly: "Why?! Aunt Mu has promised to take me to eat fruit pizza with pineapple?! No one can change my mind!"
The fruit shop owner fell silent as he looked at the naughty child.
Bai Chuanmu blinked. She didn't know what pineapple pizza meant to Italians, but she was quite curious: "Wu, so you like pineapple so much?"
Baichuanmu remembered that Gojo Satoru was a sweet tooth, and pineapple was a bit sour. Could it be that he changed his personality after eating too many sour grapes?
Baichuanmu looked at the two lollipops in Gojo Satoru’s mouth. One of them was the grape flavor which he claimed he didn’t like, but now he seemed to be eating it happily. Could it be that... this was the legendary saying “say something bad but act honestly”?
Just as Gojo Satoru was about to explain why he wanted to eat fruit pizza with pineapple, he heard Baichuanmu say, "In that case... I'll bring you more grapes next time I go back home."
Gojo Satoru's eyes widened in horror, his sunglasses fell off in shock. Maybe because his cheeks were sore, Gojo Satoru's lips were trembling, and his hand that was pointing at Baichuanmu was shaking uncontrollably: "You, you, you, you..."
He said "you" several times in a row but couldn't make any sense of it.
Gojo Satoru really wanted to call Baichuan Mu a "bad woman", but Geto Suguru and Naoko Ieiri were watching them. If he did that, he would probably be sprayed with grape juice by Geto Suguru with the Grape Curse, and would also be called a scum by Naoko Ieiri.
Damn it! He didn’t dare… didn’t want to curse.
Gojo Satoru would like to make it clear here that he is not a coward, he just estimates the feelings of his two friends and he does this out of consideration for others.
Baichuan Mu tilted her head. She was not a real fool and of course she could understand Gojo Satoru's current expression. She thought to herself, doesn't Gojo Satoru like it?
But what can I do even if I see it? Although Baichuanmu is a stupid beauty, she is Xiayoujie's biological mother. She was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Wu is so happy, don't worry, there are not only grapes, but also lemons, you will definitely have enough to eat!"
Gojo Satoru choked and sniffed: "Why do you hold grudges like Jie?"
Bai Chuanmu said innocently: "Why do you hold a grudge? You ate grapes most happily that summer vacation, and as for lemons, you wanted to give them to the lemon tree yourself, didn't you?"
Mao Mao Wu drooped his ears and looked aggrieved.
Geto Suguru couldn't bear it, so he gave his lollipop to Gojo Satoru as well, which quickly cheered up Gojo Satoru. Now Gojo Satoru was holding three lollipops in his mouth!
Ieiri Shoko also saw through the trick. These grapes and lemons must be very unpalatable, super sour. She rolled her eyes at Gojo Satoru and silently mouthed the words "scum" to him.
Gojo Satoru:?
Did he see it wrong? Why did Jia Ru Nishiko call him a scumbag again?
The fruit shop owner was puzzled, but he thought the three cubs were cute. He smiled and said to Bai Chuanmu, "Your children like to eat grapes and lemons? Do you want to buy some? I can give you a discount."
"No need!" X2
Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru decisively refused.
Ieiri Naoko looked at the two of them speechlessly and uttered a disdainful sound: "You two are really...tsk tsk."
Gojo Satoru frowned and pulled at Baichuan Mu's clothes: "Aunt Mu, let grandpa give some grapes and lemons to Xiaozi. We can't be partial to one and ignore the other!"
Although Xia Yujie didn't say anything, he nodded subconsciously.
The fruit shop owner felt a little regretful about losing a business, so after cutting the pineapples, he went to pack them for Bai Chuanmu.
Baichuan Mu felt a little sorry for the innocent and lovely Jia Ru Xiao Zi, so she asked tentatively: "Xiao Zi, do you want to eat?"
Ieiri Naoko thought for a moment and said, "If it's Sister Mumu... I want to eat it."
"Yeah!" Gojo Satoru cheered.
"Hahaha..." Xia Yujie laughed silently.
Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru looked at each other and saw the dawn of victory in each other's eyes. They raised their hands and high-fived to celebrate the victory.
Ieiri Glass:...
Jialiu Xiaozi suddenly felt as if she had made a bad decision, but after looking at Baichuanmu, she gritted her teeth and made up her mind: "This is for Sister Mumu..."
Baichuanmu: Ah, this...
In fact, Baichuanmu wanted to tactfully remind Jiaru that Gaozi had rejected him, but why did it seem to have the opposite effect?
Bai Chuanmu looked at the two cubs celebrating their victory and another cub with firm belief in his eyes, and finally chose to remain silent.
Well, as long as you are happy.
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