Chapter 85
After Gojo Satoru finished celebrating, he remembered to pick up his sunglasses and blew off the dust. He put on the sunglasses, but he still seemed a little unsure. He grinned at Ieiri Naoko: "Noko, you won't regret it, right?"
Jia Ruo Xizi raised an eyebrow, but the determination in her eyes remained unchanged: "Of course not, I am doing this for sister Mumu's grapes and lemons. My belief is extremely firm!"
Gojo Satoru finally nodded in satisfaction: "That's good... Aunt Mu, remember to take a photo of Glass as a souvenir~ Um... hm?"
When this was mentioned, Gojo Satoru was stunned for a moment. He wanted Baichuanmu to take a photo of Ieiri Nozomi as a souvenir in order to record Ieiri Nozomi's dark history. Then... why did Baichuanmu take photos and videos of him?
Mao Mao Wu sensed something was wrong, Gojo Wu frowned, raised his sunglasses, and stared at Baichuan Mu with his bright blue pupils: "You..."
But Gojo Satoru was interrupted as the fruit shop owner had already packed the pineapples and brought them over: "Okay, ma'am, your pineapples are packed."
"Okay~" Bai Chuanmu took the pineapple and scanned the code to pay, "Thank you, boss."
"You're welcome," the fruit shop owner said with a smile. He hesitated for a moment, and then reminded them again, "Well, as for pineapple, I suggest you don't add it to the pizza. Eat it as a fruit platter."
Gojo Satoru said dissatisfiedly: "Why? I want to eat pineapple pizza!"
Bai Chuanmu was also confused: "Why, boss? Pineapple pizza... pineapple can be eaten after it is roasted. It doesn't matter if it is mixed with cheese, right?"
The fruit shop owner said, "I'm not sure about this, but it seems that Italians are obsessed with pizza and will never accept pineapple pizza."
"Oh..." Bai Chuanmu exclaimed, and suddenly realized, "So that's how it is. Thank you for telling me this, boss."
The fruit shop owner smiled and said, "No big deal, welcome to come next time~"
Baichuanmu walked out of the fruit shop with the children carrying a pineapple and headed towards the pizza shop where they had made an appointment, but Gojo Satoru kept pursing his lips along the way and did not look very happy.
"What's wrong, Wu?" Baichuanmu was still very concerned about the condition of the three cubs, and naturally noticed Wujiao Wu's little mood, "Are you unhappy?"
"You're not really going to not order me the fruit pizza with pineapple, are you?" Gojo Satoru asked, "Don't listen to the fruit shop owner's alarmist words! How can there be so many weird obsessions!"
Bai Chuanmu smiled helplessly, feeling a little torn. She tried to come up with other plans: "Wu, the fruit platter suggested by the boss is also quite good..."
Gojo Satoru refused: “No!”
Baichuanmu scratched his face: "Well, then let the pizza shop owner grill the pineapple for you separately? And don't put it on the pizza, okay, Wu?"
Gojo Satoru shook his head vigorously: "Not good!"
Bai Chuanmu continued to try to persuade him: "How about...how about I go back and bake you a pizza? You can add whatever toppings you want, how about that?"
Gojo Satoru hesitated for a moment, and was very moved by Baichuan Mu's words, but he was still a little dissatisfied: "Aunt Mu, do we have equipment to bake pizza at home?"
Geto Xiayou interrupted, "I have a cursed spirit that can replace the oven for baking pizza."
"How about it?" Bai Chuanmu said with a smile, "We can totally DIY it ourselves?"
Gojo Satoru was silent for a while, then asked, "What does DIY mean?"
"...Do it yourself, why don't you go back and do some English papers?" Bai Chuanmu was silent for a while, then said something extremely "cruel", "Study hard and make progress every day. As a sorcerer, you can't fall behind in your studies."
"I don't want it!" Gojo Satoru rejected both the English test and the DIY pizza. "Don't even think about it. The pineapple has been bought and cut. I can't give up halfway!"
Bai Chuanmu hesitated and said, "I understand..."
"Hey! Aunt Mu! You promised me," Gojo Satoru pouted and said angrily, "You have to keep your word. Isn't it just adding pineapple to pizza? What's the big deal?"
Bai Chuanmu thought for a moment, took out his cell phone, and dialed the number from his hometown: "I'm not a professional chef, and I don't understand all these things. Why don't you call Jie's grandfather? Although he went to China to learn cooking, he is also a very professional chef. He should know the principles here better, right?"
"Sure," Gojo Satoru said confidently, "Grandpa will definitely be on my side!"
Bai Chuanmu curled her lips. The call was connected. She explained her purpose: "Hello? Dad, it's you who just answered the phone... Um, nothing, just a little thing to bother you... Wu wants to eat fruit pizza with pineapple... Yes, he wants to eat it... Oh, then you go and tell him... Here, Wu, grandpa wants you to answer the phone."
Gojo Satoru took the phone with a proud smile on his face, "Hello? Grandpa, um, yes... Is it not okay... It sounds delicious... Okay, I'm looking forward to it... Um, as long as the grapes are not grown by you... ah? Hello... Hello?"
The smug smile on Gojo Satoru's face became increasingly faint, and turned into confusion. He finally frowned and looked at his phone, as if he couldn't understand. Everyone else heard a busy tone coming from the other end of the phone.
Xia Youjie's grandfather hung up the phone?
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and returned the phone to Baichuanmu: "It seems that Jie's grandfather thinks there is nothing wrong with fruit pizza with pineapple."
Bai Chuanmu took the phone and could still hear the busy tone.
Baichuanmu looked at Gojo Satoru and hesitated for several times. How come this guy still looks so confident? Didn't Jie's grandfather hang up the phone? What gave Gojo Satoru such confidence?
"Wu, what did my grandpa say to you?" Xia Youjie asked curiously. He actually thought that his grandpa would ask me about his condition, but he didn't expect the other party to hang up the phone directly.
Xiayou Jie was confused. It seemed that Gojo Satoru didn't say anything. Why did grandpa just hang up the phone?
Gojo Satoru replied, "He asked me to imagine dumplings dipped in ketchup, and I thought it sounded delicious."
The others fell silent.
Gojo Satoru didn't notice that the atmosphere was off, and continued, "There's also strawberry mapo tofu. I think it's a great idea. I'm looking forward to it. Then your grandpa changed his mind and said grape mapo tofu. I...actually I just don't like the grapes your grandpa grows. It's normal and it's okay!"
The atmosphere became even colder.
Although Jiaru Naoko didn't eat much Chinese food, Baichuanmu took her to eat a lot of Chinese food in the past few days. Although her feelings were not as deep as Baichuanmu and Xiayoujie, she could more or less understand their emotions.
"Satoru," Ieiri Naoko said, "You are such a scumbag!"
"Huh——?" Gojo Satoru was stunned. "Why am I called a scumbag again?"
Xia Youjie smiled helplessly and said, "Wu, you really have the talent of a master of dark cuisine."
Gojo Satoru was puzzled and asked, "Why is it dark cuisine? Doesn't this sound delicious?"
Baichuanmu sighed. The children had said everything she wanted to say, so she asked, "What did Jie's grandfather say?"
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "He said he would break up with me for a month and ignore me for a month."
"Pfft!" Bai Chuanmu couldn't help laughing out loud, "Hahaha..."
Geto Suguru and Naoko Ieiri also want to laugh.
Gojo Satoru grumbled in dissatisfaction: "Jie, why is your grandpa so childish? He's already grown up, but he's still trying to break up with me."
Xia Youjie tried to save face for his grandfather: "Maybe... he is putting himself in your perspective?"
"Hmm?" Gojo Satoru frowned and gritted his teeth viciously, "Jay, are you calling me a brat?"
"I didn't say that," Xia Youjie spread his hands innocently, "But it's okay if you insist on thinking so, Wu."
“Pfft! Hahahaha…” This time it was Ieichiro Nozomi who couldn’t hold back her laughter. She laughed for a while, but after being glared at by Gojo Satoru, she tried hard to restrain her smile, “Sorry, I just… pfft…”
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and rubbed his hands together: "How about we have a fight? I won't bully you. I won't use any spells, but you can. How about that, Glass?"
Ieiri Naoko rolled her eyes at him and said, "Are you trying to justify your reputation as a scumbag?"
Gojo Satoru said confidently: "This is a competition between sorcerers. It's a communication and learning. Glass, you have to get used to it. I'm doing this for your own good!"
Ieiri Naoko silently looked at the righteous Gojo Satoru, then raised the corner of her lips and said, "Okay."
"You're not afraid... huh? Ah?" This surprised Gojo Satoru. He didn't expect that Ieiri Shoko would really agree. "You agree? You really want to compete?"
"Well, a few simple sparring sessions are fine," Ieiri Naoko nodded, narrowing her eyes and saying, "What's wrong, Wu? Are you scared?"
Gojo Satoru snorted, "How is that possible? There is no word like 'fear' or 'lose' in my dictionary. And, let me warn you, if we spar, I will be very serious and will not hold back!"
Gojo Satoru said this not only to scare Ieiri Shoko, but also out of respect for her and as a form of recognition.
After all, in Gojo Satoru's eyes, sparring is an important means to improve one's abilities. For a sorcerer, this is quite important. The more experience one gains from sparring, the higher the survival rate in future battles with cursed spirits.
However, as the only nurse who can use the reversal technique to heal others, Ieiri Shoko should always stay in the safe rear, right?
Therefore, Gojo Satoru hopes that Ieiri Shoko will give up when she sees difficulty.
However, Ieichi Glass did not do so.
"Well, that's the best. I won't show mercy. Let me tie my hair and then we can start sparring. Help me get this." Ieiri Shoko took out a hairband from her pocket and handed the Monkey Curse Corpse to Gojo Satoru.
"Okay." As soon as Gojo Satoru took over Monkey Juhaiku, Monkey Juhaiku moved immediately and gave him an uppercut--!
But, unfortunately, it missed.
Gojo Satoru immediately used the unlimited technique to block the attack. He noticed it when Jiari Nozomi injected cursed power into the monkey's cursed body, although the process took less than a second.
"Not bad," Gojo Satoru praised Ieiri Naoko, "You've only been in contact with the Cursed Corpse for a short time, but you already know how to control it to attack. However, your intentions are too obvious to my six eyes."
Ieiri Nozomi tied her hair up and controlled the monkey Juhuku to punch Gojo Satoru, but was blocked by his unlimited technique again.
Gojo Satoru was proudly wanting to show off his powerful unlimited technique when he heard Ieiri Shoko speak indifferently.
Ieiri Naoko said, "You lose."
Gojo Satoru was confused: "Huh?"
"Didn't you say that we don't need any techniques? And you also agreed to start after I tie my hair up," Ieiri Naoko took off her tied hair again, twirling the hair tie with her fingers, and said with a smile, "You broke the rules, Satoru, so you lose this competition."
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips and stammered, "You...you don't have martial ethics...I don't..."
Ieiri Naoko repeated, "Satoru, you said it yourself. No need for a ritual. You agreed to it yourself. I'll just tie my hair and start."
Gojo Satoru remained silent and looked at Geto Suguru for help.
Xia Yujie said considerately: "Satoru, I suggest you change the dictionary."
"...Jie," a certain brat said, "I want to break up with you for one minute. No, I want to break up with you for five minutes!"
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