Chapter 86
Gojo Satoru said he would break up with him for five minutes, and then he really ignored Geto Suguru for five minutes, and even ignored Baichuan Mu and Ieiri Shoko. Perhaps in his eyes, the two of them were also big villains who helped the evil.
They were somewhat helpless facing the cat Wu who was trying hard to be angry, and even tempting him with snacks couldn't coax him back.
But Gojo Satoru was really strict. He said five minutes and it was five minutes, not a second more or less. When he said that, he remembered the time. After getting in the taxi, he kept an eye on the time. When the five minutes were up, Gojo Satoru couldn't wait to say, "Give me some of the sugar-roasted chestnuts."
Before they got in the taxi, they bought a small bag of sugar-roasted chestnuts, mainly to appease Gojo Satoru, but Gojo Satoru ignored them for five minutes.
only……
"Wu, you're a little late. We've already finished the sugar-roasted chestnuts." Jiarui Nishiko said as she put half a chestnut in her hand into her mouth. "It tastes good. We're lucky. We just happened to catch the chestnuts that were just out of the pot. They're still hot. This weather is perfect for eating."
Gojo Satoru expressed his disbelief: "Impossible, I heard the sound of sugar-roasted chestnuts in the paper bag! The paper bag rustled when I shook it, there must be a few more in it..."
Baichuan Mu showed Gojo Satoru the paper bag with only chestnut shells left.
Gojo Satoru stared at the paper bag in silence, then stretched out his little hand in disbelief to dig in, but failed to touch a whole chestnut. The tip of his nose was still filled with the rich sweet aroma of chestnuts, and his hands could feel the residual warmth that had not yet dissipated.
Gojo Satoru sniffed. If he really had cat ears, their ears would definitely be drooping at this time.
Baichuanmu rubbed Gojo Satoru's head and smoothed his hair: "I'm sorry, Satoru, I thought you really weren't interested in sugar-roasted chestnuts, or you were full, because you ate three crepes, you shouldn't be hungry now, the sugar-roasted chestnuts do taste pretty good... Um, ahem, what I meant is that we bought a small portion just to try it, and we accidentally ate it all, so we didn't leave any for you."
Mao Mao Wu drooped his ears and looked aggrieved.
Bai Chuanmu could only say: "Next time for sure."
Ieiri Naoko chuckled and added, "Satoru, who likes dark cuisine, probably wouldn't like sugar-roasted chestnuts... I actually like the taste."
"Really?" Baichuanmu narrowed her eyes with a smile. She finally found something that Jialiu Xiaozi liked to eat. "I remember it."
Gojo Satoru muttered, "Then why don't you remember that I love sweets..."
Bai Chuanmu wanted to protest. She had just asked Gojo Satoru at least three times whether he wanted to eat it or not. She peeled the skin and handed it to him, but he just refused to eat it and kept turning his head to look out the window stubbornly.
Baichuan Mu thought that Gojo Satoru didn't like to eat. Xia Yujie and Bai Jiaru Xiaozi also asked him once each, but he still ignored him.
"Of course I remember it," Bai Chuanmu smiled helplessly, "But, Wu, you still need to be moderate when eating. Eating too much will make your stomach uncomfortable... Aren't you dreaming of a fruit pizza with pineapple?"
The taxi driver couldn't help but interrupt when he heard this: "Fruit pizza with pineapple?"
Gojo Satoru said angrily, "If you want to talk about taboos or obsessions, just shut up!"
Bai Chuanmu said quickly: "I'm sorry, the child is still angry and his tone is a bit bad... I'm really sorry."
"Haha...it's okay." The taxi driver didn't care much. It was okay to be yelled at by a bad-tempered kid. He had seen even worse kids. Before, there was a kid who kept kicking his chair and the parents didn't care. He reminded him tactfully but was still yelled at. He could only swallow his anger and dared not say much. He even had to clean the seat himself.
Moreover, the taxi driver was in a good mood today. He had been feeling a little uncomfortable, with a sore neck and a heavy head. He thought he had a cold and wanted to wait to see a doctor and buy some medicine. However, after picking up these passengers, the discomfort disappeared, as if he had received a lucky star, as if his illness was suddenly cured because of them.
This is true, because when the three cubs got in the car, they found that there were two cursed spirits hanging on the taxi driver. Bai Chuanmu also noticed it because she had not taken off her cursed glasses.
Xia Yujie observed it for a while and muttered softly, "It looks like a fly head."
The fly heads were not within the range of Xia Yujie's ability to tame. When he was about to purify them, the two fly heads were used as a punching bag by Gojo Satoru who was still sulking and purified.
Put it this way…it’s okay for Gojo Satoru to be a little fierce and have a bad attitude, after all, he “cured” the taxi driver.
However, Baichuanmu still reminded him: "Wu, you should be a little more polite to strangers. Although people who know you know that you don't really have bad intentions, strangers may not think so."
"I don't want to!" Gojo Satoru said in a long tone, with his hands in his pockets, saying in a very arrogant tone, "Why should I care about other people's feelings? I just want to be happy."
Baichuanmu pursed his lips, feeling a little embarrassed. After all, Gojo Satoru's strength was there, and he had been worshipped as the Son of God since he was a child, so it was normal for him to say that.
But... things should be a little better once Gojo Satoru becomes the teacher... maybe?
Baichuan Mu was not quite sure either, because Gojo Satoru in technical high school was very arrogant, while Gojo Satoru in teacher period was a loser. If one were to say which period of Gojo Satoru was the best, the odds were probably evenly split between the two. Gojo Satoru in the cub period was cuter and easier to fool.
Baichuan Mu was just thinking about using snacks to trick Gojo Satoru later when he saw Geto Xiayou reaching out his hand to Gojo Satoru.
"Satoru." Geto Suguru stretched out his hand to Gojo Satoru.
"What's wrong?" Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow, "Are you going to lecture me like your mother?"
Xia Yujie chuckled, then spread out his palm, and Gojo Satoru discovered that there was a sugar-roasted chestnut nestled in Xia Yujie's palm.
Xia Youjie smiled and said, "I knew that Wu still wanted to eat sugar-roasted chestnuts. Even though you ignored me just now, I still left one for you."
"That's good enough!" Gojo Satoru grinned, grabbed a handful of sugar-roasted chestnuts, peeled them and stuffed them into his mouth, then squinted his eyes comfortably. It can be seen that he was in a good mood.
Bai Chuanmu muttered in his heart, is it so delicious?
But she looked back and forth between the two cubs and couldn't help but smile, probably because it was given by her close friend, so she gave the delicious treat outside.
At the same time, Xia Youjie said: "Satoru, what my mother said was not to preach, but for your own good."
"Alright, alright, I get it," Gojo Satoru waved his hand impatiently, looking at the chestnut shell in his hand with an unsatisfied look, "But why did you only leave one for me? Each of you ate four or five, right?"
As he said this, Gojo Satoru turned his gaze towards Baichuan Mu and Ieiri Nozomi, as if waiting for them to perform a magic trick and produce a sugar-roasted chestnut for him.
but……
Baichuanmu looked away guiltily. She didn't leave one for Gojo Satoru. She had asked him so many times just now and thought the child really didn't want to eat it.
"Oh!" Ieiri Naoko exclaimed softly, and also stretched out her hand to Gojo Satoru, "Here you go."
Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up, and he reached out to take it. It wasn't too late to "taunt" Baichuan Mu: "Aunt Mu, learn from me! Even Glass remembers me!"
Then, Ieiri Shoko opened her clenched palms, and the chestnut shell that had been crushed into pieces fell from her hands, and Gojo Satoru caught it steadily.
There are only chestnut shells, no chestnut meat.
Gojo Satoru fell into silence as he looked at the chestnut shell in his hand. Then he looked up at Ieiri Shoko, narrowed his eyes, and looked confused.
Ieiri Naoko said generously, "You're welcome, Satoru."
"I'm not being polite," Gojo Satoru said indignantly, crushing the chestnut shell in his palm even more and questioning Ieiri Naoko, "What is this?!"
Ieiri Naoko deliberately showed a shocked and stunned expression. Her mouth opened wide, her eyebrows raised, and she covered her mouth and said, "This is chestnut shell, Wu, don't you know?"
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and wanted to throw the chestnut shell at Ieiri Nozomi's head: "Of course I know what this is!"
Baichuanmu stuffed the paper bag filled with chestnut shells into Gojo Satoru's hand.
Gojo Satoru:?
"What?" Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows and looked at Baichuan Mu with disbelief. His sunglasses slipped off his face and fell into the paper bag containing chestnut shells, making a rustling sound.
"Hmm? What's wrong, Wu?" Baichuanmu blinked and tried to suppress the curled corners of his mouth, but he couldn't suppress the smile in his tone, "Didn't you ask me to learn from Jiaru Glass? Look, I've met your request, don't be rude."
Ieiri Naoko said seriously, "I think I still need to thank you. After all, Sister Mumu, you have doubled up to meet Wu's request."
Xia Youjie couldn't help but add: "Super double."
Gojo Satoru squeezed the paper bag in his hand, making a crackling sound, but he did not forget to take out his sunglasses: "You... are too..."
"You're welcome." Ieiri Naoko said first, "Really."
Xia Youjie laughed: "After all, we are all family."
"That's right." Bai Chuanmu was also led into the trap, but when she thought about it carefully, the source of this problem was her. Even if she watched from the sidelines, she couldn't get rid of it.
"Pfft!" The taxi driver couldn't help laughing, but he quickly stopped laughing and concentrated on driving. He didn't notice that Gojo Satoru glared at him fiercely. But even if he noticed, he would just think he was cute.
Baichuanmu asked weakly, "Wu, you don't want to break off relations with us for a few minutes again, do you... like Jie's grandfather did?"
Ieiri Naoko blinked and said, "That shouldn't be the case. Just now I could understand that Wu was joking. If it happens again... uh-huh~"
Geto Xiayou smiled but said nothing.
"Tsk." Gojo Satoru swallowed the words he was about to say. How could he predict his moves? He didn't do anything, but just came up and silenced him. "I won't do that! That's right, I was just joking. Only little brats would play the game of breaking up!"
Ieiri Shoko covered her mouth and turned her head away, but Gojo Satoru could still see her uncontrollable smile.
The same goes for Geto Suguru. His current expression is the usual squinting smile, but this time the corners of the dark-hearted fox's eyes seem to be sparkling, and the dark-hearted fox even laughed with tears in his eyes.
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth. As soon as he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong. Wasn’t he getting himself into trouble?
But by the time I realized it, it was too late.
Gojo Satoru could only put on sunglasses and pretend nothing happened, but he had six eyes, so even with sunglasses on, he could still see clearly the two friends trying to hold back their laughter.
I'm so angry. Mao Mao Wu said he felt like he was about to explode.
The more Gojo Satoru thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He frowned and asked in confusion, "Aunt Mu, you're not going to use your ability to predict the future on this, are you? Are you predicting what I'm going to say next?"
Baichuanmu: Hmm?
Xia Yujie shook his head helplessly and sighed. He thought that Gojo Satoru's guess was outrageous. He was also blaming Gojo Satoru for revealing Baichuan Mu's technique in front of outsiders.
Xia Youjie explained to the taxi driver: "Uncle driver, that..."
"I understand, I understand..." The taxi driver quickly understood what Geto Suguru meant. He nodded. Aren't all kids like this now? The one in his family was the same, still thinking about saving the world. "It's normal. It's the middle school years... All kids are like this."
"Hmm..." Geto Xiayou tilted his head, looked at Gojo Satoru, then at the taxi driver. He was a little confused. Am I not a child?
The taxi driver thinks Gojo Satoru is a chuunibyou, but Baichuan Mu, who is an insider, certainly doesn't think so. She seems to have heard of this script before, about predicting the future or something, but when she listened to Xiaodi and others talking about the script in the past, she was a little dazed and didn't think about it carefully. Now she is still confused.
Baichuan Mu was stunned and said, "What... predicting the future? Me?"
Gojo Satoru snorted, "Don't pretend, there's only this possibility. Otherwise... humph, you're clearly cheating."
"Uh..." Bai Chuanmu pursed his lips and scratched his face, "Is there a possibility? I'm just guessing. After all, Wu is easy to guess...ah, no, I mean, I know you very well."
Gojo Satoru folded his arms and said, “I don’t believe it!”
Ieiri Naoko said, "I can prove it to Sister Mumu. After all, I guessed it based on what Sister Mumu said. Besides, I know Wu better."
"You know me?" Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow. "We haven't known each other for long. I can understand what Jie said. After all, we are close friends."
Xia Youjie raised his hand and said, "Satoru, you forgot that we became close friends in less than half a day."
Ieiri Naoko exclaimed, "Wow, I really can't tell."
Gojo Satoru snorted, "I'm more compatible with Jie. Besides, isn't there a saying that goes 'No fight, no acquaintance'? Jie and I not only fought side by side, but we also... sparred a bit."
"Then I am the same, am I not?" Ieiri Naoko counted on her fingers for him, "Just now at the temple, and just now after eating crepes, fighting side by side, and sparring, wow - we have known each other for more than half a day~"
Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes at her: "It makes me angry when I talk about this. You guys, you wasted supplies once and didn't follow martial ethics once. There is no way we can be close friends! At most..."
Ieiri Glass tilted his head and said, "Companion?"
Gojo Satoru nodded reluctantly: "Almost..."
"Haha..." Ieiri Naoko snorted and laughed, "You see, I know you very well, don't I? But forget about being close friends, after all, the singer might cry."
Baichuanmu widened his eyes: "Glass, do you know the singer now?"
Ieiri Naoko was silent: "Uh..."
Gojo Satoru said speechlessly: "That's what I mean, Aunt Mu, do you want to play the pig and eat the tiger like this? Didn't you tell Glass about that guy, Utaha?"
Bai Chuanmu opened his mouth in surprise: Have I accidentally said what was in my heart a few times?
"Satoru, you can't say that about my mother," Xia Youjie corrected, "You should say..."
Before Geto Xiayou finished speaking, Gojo Satoru answered, "Pretend to be a monkey to eat a tiger, right?"
Xia Youjie nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, that's right."
Bai Chuanmu covered her face and refused to face it. She noticed that the taxi driver seemed to be trying to hold back his laughter. It was the cubs who were embarrassed. She was not embarrassed. She really was not embarrassed. It was just pretending to be a monkey to eat a tiger. What was the big deal?
Although he thought so, Bai Chuanmu still refused to let go of his hands that were covering his face.
Gojo Satoru smiled smugly and gave Ieiri Naoko a provocative look: "Did you see that? This is my best friend!"
Xia Youjie said helplessly: "Satoru, aren't you a little bit..."
childish.
However, Geto Suguru couldn't finish his words, because Gojo Satoru raised his glasses and gave him a fierce look, as if warning Geto Suguru.
"It's nothing...it's just that I think there's no need to show off." Xia Youjie shrugged and gave his best friend a little face. Anyway, everyone present here can see or hear it, right?
Gojo Satoru snorted, "Isn't it worth showing off to have a close friend? You're right, Ieiri Nozomi, who doesn't have a close friend."
Just as Ieiri Naoko was about to speak, Gojo Satoru added, "Auntie Mu doesn't count. She's a close friend regardless of age! Best friends should be of the same age, or at least the age difference can't be too big."
Bai Chuanmu covered her face and buried her head even lower. She felt like she was stabbed by the term "friendship regardless of age". Once upon a time, she was also an eighteen-year-old girl, but now she can be called "friendship regardless of age".
Xia Youjie patted Baichuanmu's back and asked worriedly, "Mom, are you carsick? Do you want to open the window for some fresh air?"
"It's okay..." Bai Chuanmu put down his hand and raised his head, "I'll just have a cup of tea."
Bai Chuanmu poured herself a cup of tea and thought that there was nothing wrong with this. She had begun to enjoy her retirement life in advance, and the baby was easy to take care of. So let them be friends regardless of age.
Ieiri Naoko pursed her lips. Seeing Gojo Satoru's smug look, she became even more unconvinced. She muttered, "How can we not be close friends if there is such a big age gap? Besides, Sister Mumu obviously looks very young!"
"What Nitro said is right!" Xia Yujie nodded vigorously.
Gojo Satoru widened his eyes as he looked at Geto Suguru who "betrayed" him, then looked at Baichuan Mu. His eyes seemed a little pitiful, as if he was waiting for Baichuan Mu to do justice for him.
But... Wu, don't you think about what this is? This is a matter of principle for Baichuanmu. Do you think a stupid beauty who has maxed out her looks will give in on this matter? She "worked hard" to press the plus sign several times and spent a lot of points to get it.
Baichuan Mu was silent for a while, drank half a cup of tea, put down the cup, and found that Wujo Wu was still looking at her. She said helplessly: "Wu, you don't think I will stand on your side, do you?"
Gojo Satoru:......
"Haha..." Ieiri Naoko chuckled and waved her finger, "Now we are three to one, and your best friend is not on your side."
Gojo Satoru pursed his lips, looking a little aggrieved: "Jie, Glass is trying to sow discord."
Xia Youjie burst out laughing: "Hahaha..."
The taxi driver suddenly said, "Actually it's four to one."
"Shut up!" Mao Mao Wu got angry, "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb."
Taxi driver: QAQ
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