Chapter 87
"Puchi——!" Bai Chuanmu couldn't help but laughed out loud.
Gojo Satoru wondered, "Why don't you continue preaching this time?"
The taxi driver who was being bullied also wanted to laugh a little, but he held it back this time.
Bai Chuanmu laughed a few times before she stopped laughing. She coughed twice, then looked at Gojo Satoru who seemed to be asking seriously, and scratched her face: "Um, do you want to be taught a lesson by me? Hmm... it's a really strange request. Satoru, if you ask, I can also..."
"No!" Gojo Satoru said decisively, "Don't turn into those old guys in my family. They're too annoying."
Xia Youjie asked curiously: "Wu, do your family members also preach to you? Aren't you the son of God?"
The taxi driver is trying hard to hold back his laughter, hahahaha, Lord Shenzi...
Gojo Satoru glared at the taxi driver unhappily. Of course he could guess what the taxi driver was laughing at. What was so funny about it? It was obviously the truth.
But the taxi driver didn't even look at Gojo Satoru and was concentrating on driving. Gojo Satoru could only change his target and glare at Geto Suguru fiercely.
Geto Suguru spread his hands innocently. Even though he said this on purpose, didn't it come from Gojo Satoru's mouth?
Xia Youjie blinked and asked knowingly, "What's wrong, Wu? Is there something wrong, or do I have to call you Godson-sama too?"
Ieiri Naoko called out obediently, "Master Shenzi."
The corners of Gojo Satoru's mouth twitched, and he took a deep breath and said, "Don't think I'll feel embarrassed. I'm the strongest, okay? I deserve the title of Son of God. It's not some... chuunibyou!"
"Yes, we all know it, Lord Shenzi." Ieiri Shoko said lightly.
Geto Xiayou opened his mouth and was about to shout "Son of God", but seeing Gojo Satoru's angry look, he finally held the words back and turned them into a smile.
Baichuanmu held his chin and sighed softly. Just as he was about to speak, Jiaru Gaozi spoke first.
Ieiri Naoko blinked and said, "I guess Sister Twilight is thinking, 'The singer will cry,' right?"
"Uh..." Baichuanmu was stunned for a moment. Facing Jialiu Xiaozi's sparkling eyes, she nodded, "Yes."
I was right.
But who could tell her why things turned out like this? It seemed like the singer had become some strange symbol.
Baichuanmu didn’t understand, so he chose to give up thinking.
After receiving a positive answer, Ieiri Shoko showed a satisfied smile, raised her chin towards Gojo Satoru, and gave him a proud look: "See~"
"Tsk..." Gojo Satoru sighed softly, and finally chose to compromise. He waved his hand helplessly, "Alright, alright, then five to zero is fine."
"Hmm?" the taxi driver muttered, "They really counted me in..."
Even though the taxi driver couldn't see it, Gojo Satoru still rolled his eyes at him to express his dissatisfaction. Baichuan Mu and Ieiri Shoko burst into laughter without trying to hide it at all. Xiayou Jie even knew to give his best friend some face.
Gojo Satoru curled his lips: "I say, you two...can you be more serious and learn from Jie, please? Really, especially you, Aunt Mu! Adults should also act like adults!"
Bai Chuanmu sat upright and said, "Really? An adult should behave like an adult. Actually, Wu, you may not know that I can imitate the appearance of those old guys in your family, and I can imitate them very well."
Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows and asked curiously, "Really? But Aunt Mu probably hasn't seen them... Oh, you have the ability to predict the future, how do you imitate it? Show me?"
Baichuanmu looked at Gojo Satoru with burning eyes and said, "Master Son of God!"
Gojo Satoru:......
“Hahahaha——” Xia Youjie couldn’t hold back his laughter this time, tears came out of his eyes, “Hahahahahaha…”
Mao Mao Wu was furious: "Jie——!"
When Geto Xiayou saw Gojo Satoru getting angry, he quickly said, "Sorry, sorry... Hahaha..."
An apology was made, but if one tried to hold back one's laughter, it would be the same as not apologizing at all.
Gojo Satoru raised his hand and pinched Geto's cheek: "Let you laugh at me."
"Hmm..." Geto Suguru was unwilling to feel disappointed, so he raised his hand and pinched Gojo Satoru's cheek.
The two cubs began to pinch each other.
“You…let go!”
"I'll let go if you let go first."
"...How about putting them together?"
"Okay, count down three, two, one."
The two cubs began to count down together in tacit understanding: "Three, two, one, let go!"
But the two of them tacitly understood each other and did not let go. Instead, they pinched even harder, and her little face turned red.
"Why don't you let go?!" Gojo Satoru looked at Geto Suguru in disbelief, "You liar!"
"Satoru," Xia Youjie tried to keep smiling even though his face was pinched, "When you say this, do you want to look at where your hands are?"
"Humph!" Gojo Satoru snorted, and said confidently, "Put it on the face of a certain black-bellied fox."
"Oh~" Xia Youjie said with a smile, "I was just pinching the face of some angry cat."
"Who's got angry?!" Gojo Satoru said angrily, "No, I'm not a cat! And I'm not a cat that gets angry!"
Xia Youjie expressed innocence: "I didn't say it was Wu, why did you admit it first?"
Gojo Satoru said fiercely: "You——! You damned black-bellied fox!"
"A cat with puffy fur..." Xia Youjie said with a smile. He thought for a moment and added, "A cute cat with puffy fur."
Gojo Satoru doesn't like people calling him cute, and now that his best friend calls him cute, he gets even angrier.
Gojo Satoru blurted out, "I'm going to break up with you for five minutes!"
Then after Gojo Satoru finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment and tried to retract his previous sentence: "Um... I'm not..."
"...Poof!" Xia Youjie laughed out loud again, "Sorry, I couldn't help it, hahahaha..."
And Geto Suguru laughed quite loudly.
Although the taxi driver was concentrating on driving, he could still hear the "quarrel" between the two cubs in the back seat. They were so cute that he could hardly hold back his laughter: "Hahahaha..."
Then he was used as a punching bag by Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru turned his head to look at the taxi driver, but his face was still being pinched by Geto Suguru, which hurt a little. He groaned, but Gojo Satoru now decided to stand together and ignore the pain on his face. He said to the taxi driver fiercely: "Shut up, if you don't talk...if you don't smile, no one will think you are dumb!"
The taxi driver said that the fierce-looking cat became even cuter.
Ieiri Naoko sighed helplessly and shook her head: "Boys are really childish."
What Ieiri Naoko said almost attracted Gojo Satoru's "anger" again, but after she sighed, she asked, "Sister Mumu, are you recording the video?"
After hearing what Ieiri Naoko said, Gojo Satoru had a strange feeling of unease again. He felt that he would regret letting Baichuan Mu record the video in the future. However, he had agreed to let Baichuan Mu record and take photos. It would not be a good idea to regret it now? And it was just a video. There shouldn't be any risk, right?
Gojo Satoru was not sure, and felt a little unconfident, so he asked his best friend to confirm: "Your mother recorded the video..."
"Didn't you say you wanted to break up with me for five minutes?" the vengeful Xia Yujie reminded.
Gojo Satoru choked: "Are you a little brat?"
Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Don't you see who proposed it?"
Gojo Satoru remained silent and chose to die together with Geto Suguru. Isn't it just pinching each other's faces for five minutes? Who is afraid of who?
Then Gojo Satoru increased the strength in his hands, and seeing this, Geto Suguru also increased his strength.
Gojo Gomu gritted his teeth and wanted to use a technique with no lower limits, but Geto Suguru quickly realized his intention.
Black ripples of cursed energy appeared around Geto Suguru, and ferocious eyes emerged from the ripples, but only for a second or two. He just wanted to "threaten" Gojo Satoru and didn't really want to do it.
The taxi driver murmured in his heart, why did it feel like the temperature suddenly dropped just now, was it an illusion?
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and said, "You..."
Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Don't break the rules, Wu."
Gojo Satoru said seriously, "Don't you think you are childish, Jie?"
Xia Youjie continued to choose to die with him: "Same here."
Ieiri Naoko was very happy watching the show. She clapped her hands and exclaimed, "This is my best friend!"
Although Xia Youjie felt a little pain in his face from being pinched, he still wanted to laugh and felt quite happy in his heart.
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and said viciously, "Glass——!"
Gojo Satoru's "anger" was really about to be transferred to Ieiri Shoko, but Ieiri Shoko didn't care at all. She turned her head and looked at Baichuan Mu who was really recording the video: "Sister Mumu, can you record me too?"
"Okay~" Baichuanmu would certainly not refuse the cub's behavior of wanting to record his own dark history, but Jiaru Nozomi's record should not be considered a dark history.
Ieiri Naoko half stood up, leaned over, and made a "yeah" gesture in front of the camera. Behind her were Kagome Geto and Ieiri Naoko who were actually pinching each other's faces. She also made a request: "I want to record the video and take photos, too."
Gojo Satoru muttered, "Isn't recording a video similar to taking a photo? We can just take a screenshot when the time comes."
"You don't understand," Ieiri Naoko waved her finger, "Remember to turn on the beauty filter!"
"Noseko is already pretty enough ~ Of course, Jie and Wu are also very handsome and cute!" Baichuan Mu said, but he still listened to Jiaru Noseko and took a photo of the three of them.
Gojo Satoru said in dissatisfaction: "Hey, you are not allowed to call me cute. You can say I am beautiful, but you are not allowed to call me cute!"
Baichuanmu said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay...Glass, how about the photo?"
Ieiri Naoko leaned over to take a look: "Yeah, it's cute."
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and said, "I told you not to call me cute!"
Ieiri Naoko blinked innocently: "I was talking about myself, not Wu, but Wu would think I was talking about you. Oh, I understand. It turns out that Wu thinks he is cute from the bottom of his heart."
Gojo Satoru choked and was speechless. He looked at Geto Suguru for help, and the force of pinching his face was reduced before he finished speaking: "Geto, look at them two!"
"It's not even five minutes yet," Xia Youjie said with a smile, "It should be less than halfway through!"
"You...Jie, you childish ghost!" Gojo Satoru continued to pinch Geto's face hard.
Although Xia Youjie felt a little pain on his face, he refused to give in: "Same here..."
Jiali Glass was very satisfied with the photo taken by Baichuan Mu, and praised it again and again, and then said: "Sister Mumu, I want to print this photo as a souvenir."
"No problem, I'll give a copy to Jie and Wu as well," Baichuanmu thought for a moment, "or... I'll organize these precious photos into an album."
"I want one too." The corners of Ieiri Naoko's mouth curled up. She felt that there should be a lot of interesting photos in it, such as the dark history of two childish kids.
"No problem!" Bai Chuanmu made an OK gesture.
Gojo Satoru felt a growing sense of uneasiness, and he asked, "Jay, that..."
Xia Youjie interrupted him: "Is the five minutes up?"
"...I am talking to Jie two minutes and twenty-nine seconds later. Jie now, shut up!" Gojo Satoru said fiercely.
"Hahaha, okay..." Xia Youjie smiled helplessly, "I am Jie in two minutes now."
"You think there's no conspiracy behind your mother organizing the photo albums?" Gojo Satoru whispered.
Xia Youjie said decisively: "How could my mother have a conspiracy!"
Gojo Satoru helplessly corrected: "No, no, no, what I mean is..."
Geto Xiayou refused and said, "No, I am 'Now Geto' now."
Gojo Satoru was silent for a while, then corrected him: "To be precise, there are still two minutes left."
"Well, two minutes then."
"...You childish ghost."
“Same here.”
Gojo Satoru was one step further away from discovering the truth, and he didn't know how thick the photo album that recorded their dark history would be.
Two minutes later, the fight was over, but the two of them still refused to let go of each other's faces. If they hadn't reached their destination after a while, the two childish ghosts would probably have continued to pinch each other.
After Baichuanmu paid the fare, he rubbed the heads of Xiayou Jie and Gojo Satoru and said, "Okay, kids, we are getting off the bus."
Ieiri Shoko, who was sitting by the door, had already gotten off the car. She took down the paper bag of chestnut shells that Gojo Satoru had thrown aside and threw it into the trash can.
After Ieiri Shoko came back from throwing out the trash, Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru finally opened their mouths. Ieiri Shoko once again clapped her hands and exclaimed in a nonchalant tone, "Wow, is this what a close friend does?"
With their cheeks red from being pinched by each other, Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru said in unison, "Yes!"
Ieiri Naoko smiled and said, "Are you sure you're not just being stubborn?"
The two cubs blushed and said in unison: "Of course!"
"Okay..." Ieiri Naoko shrugged helplessly, "At least Sister Mumu will like you guys like this, right?"
Xia Youjie blinked his eyes. He was very happy to hear this. He smiled and said, "Of course."
Gojo Satoru snorted. He felt that Ieiri Naoko had other intentions when she said this, so he asked, "Why do you say that?"
Ieiri Naoko tapped her own face and said, "Your faces are quite red."
Gojo Satoru tutted and glared at Geto Suguru: "It's all Geto's fault. You pulled so hard!"
Just as Geto Suguru was about to speak, he was interrupted by Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "Okay, I know you're going to say 'mutually', if I hadn't let you..."
Xiayou Jie shrugged helplessly, but the words of Gojo Satoru and Ieiri Nozomi reminded him. He asked in confusion: "We were even pinched red... Is there any connection with my mother liking us very much?"
Baichuanmu was also a little curious.
Ieiri Naoko chuckled: "Because Sister Mumu likes monkeys."
Baichuanmu: ...Uh.
This time, neither Geto Suguru nor Gojo Satoru really understood what was said, nor did they start to understand.
Gojo Satoru was puzzled: "Huh? What does blushing have to do with monkeys?"
Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and didn't care much: "In fact, even if we don't blush, my mother will like us very much."
Bai Chuanmu immediately said: "That's right!"
Perhaps because Baichuanmu answered too quickly and spoke too eagerly, Xiayou Jie and Gojo Satoru were silent for a while, frowned, and looked at Baichuanmu with serious eyes, as if they were ready to start Dihua.
"Um...Jie, Wu, you two shouldn't think too much." Bai Chuanmu shrank her head. Of course she noticed that the two cubs showed the classic expressions they had when they were in Dihua.
Wait, what's so funny about this? Isn't it just because the monkey's butt is red and swollen? !
“Hahahaha…” Ieiri Naoko was laughing quite happily.
Baichuan Mu decided to give a name to Ieiri Nozomi's smile, called the Songstress's Cry.
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