"…" So who on earth gave these emoticons to Rong Ziyin?

The first reaction of the students who saw the circle of friends was to pull this bastard out and beat him up.

But the key is dog to dog, but these weird emoticons are indeed very eye-catching, and they can accurately hit their points every time. Even if they don't buy them, they won't be too disgusted.

After all, Rong Ziyin only sends one WeChat advertisement every day, and doesn't flood the screen.

In addition, they have to admit that the things produced by Rong Ziyin are all exquisite, indeed good quality and low price, suitable for daily consumption.

So, Rong Ziyin's WeChat circle of friends soon became lively. Everyone came to ask about goose eggs.

Rong Ziyin naturally answered enthusiastically, and it can only be said that the sales volume was unexpectedly good. In less than half an hour, more than a hundred goose eggs were sold.

Of course, the biggest credit should go to the geese that are still patrolling the school.

Who wouldn’t want to own a sweet, white, cute, and coquettish goose prince who can tame vicious dogs at critical moments?

By the next morning, all 199 goose eggs were sold! And they still owed two.

If it were someone else, Rong Ziyin would have refused, but it happened that the one who came to him was the tutor.

The tutor’s family has a little girl who came to the school to play and saw Rong Ziyin’s geese. After that, she wanted to own one. But the tutor went to bed early last night and didn’t see Rong Ziyin’s circle of friends.

So today, I sent a WeChat message to Rong Ziyin to order another batch of goose eggs.

"I can't help it. The girl likes these geese so much. I can only come here with a thick face to ask if you can make an exception? Reserve two for me from the next batch."

"You are too polite. No need for the next batch. I will send them to you in a while. I still have a few in my hand."

The instructor can be said to have taken care of Rong Ziyin all the way. Rong Ziyin always didn't want to keep the teacher waiting for such a small matter.

And after all, there is a guarantee for ten consecutive draws now. According to his non-African probability, the R-level guarantee will not give any other higher-level things. Most likely this.

So, Rong Ziyin directly did twenty consecutive draws, and as expected, he had two more freshly baked fertilized eggs of the white goose from western Anhui.

After changing clothes and delivering them to the instructor, Rong Ziyin returned to the dormitory and delivered other people's fertilized eggs one after another.

But when the eggs were in hand, there was no suitable incubator. Moreover, the incubation time of Wanxi white geese is relatively long, requiring 28 days.

So at this time, the group in the Department of Mechanical Engineering also smelled a business opportunity. Doesn't Rong Ziyin sell goose eggs? They sell incubators!

In fact, ordinary household incubators do not have such complicated processes, and the main thing is to keep warm and moist.

To keep moist, they can turn the eggs over every day, spray some water on them, and keep them warm and heated evenly, and there will be no problem!

So, soon the Department of Mechanical Engineering also took action, and a craze for raising geese swept the school.

There were even many posts about hatching geese in the forum, which was all the rage for a while.

And at this time, it was not just these students in the school who were thinking about Rong Ziyin. There are also the black fans of the artist before.

I don’t know who was so mean to post the video of Rong Ziyin criticizing the popular artist before. However, this person was quite kind and censored Rong Ziyin and the artist very thickly, basically, even their own mother couldn’t recognize them.

But the black fans of this artist are everywhere, and they wish they could recognize him better than his die-hard fans. So soon, the artist was dug out. And Rong Ziyin’s few insulting words have become classics. Some people even photoshopped related emoticons.

Originally, I just laughed it off. But I never expected that the artist actually shut himself in and went back to practice his acting skills, claiming that he would not come out again if he couldn’t act well. This really scared everyone.

Even the black fans were surprised!

It was so effective that he didn’t even make money and went back to hone his acting skills? The boy who raises geese in this video is amazing!

So, Douban soon had a post. How great would it be if every popular artist in the entertainment industry with terrible acting skills could meet such an amazing father?

Some people who work on Douban at Agricultural University quickly forwarded the post to the school forum, so everyone tagged Rong Ziyin crazily.

"Academic master! Look, you are really famous!"

"Hahaha, academic master, don't you feel anything when you are being admired by countless black fans?"

"No, I am dying of laughter. They are saying that all the stars in the entertainment industry with rubbish business ability have only one father, Rong."

Rong Ziyin replied, "Don't talk nonsense, I won't be a father to such a disobedient son!"

"..." Speaking of dogs, you are still the dog!

[Shock value 30000]

Such a matter-of-fact and very shameless answer once again refreshed the upper limit of the tolerance of the students of Agricultural University.

Rong Ziyin was busy developing new customers.

He had contacted the village chief before and knew the main business model of the village chief, which was actually based on Douyin, Weibo, and Moments.

But now there are many social software, Rong Ziyin feels that Moments alone may be a bit too thin, and there are actually more ways.

For example, Tantan, which is more popular recently.

Everyone says that this is a tool for hooking up, but Rong Ziyin thinks that it may not be so absolute. To put it bluntly, it is still the interaction between people. But any platform, as long as there are people, will eventually have business.

This is the conclusion Rong Ziyin came to after reading n books related to micro-business.

But the system was obviously very excited, thinking that Rong Ziyin might be single soon. After all, Tantan.com rated it as a magic tool for getting out of singles, and with Rong Ziyin's good looks, he would probably be a winner in life soon and have a beautiful lady to spend his life with.

However, the system forgot that Rong Ziyin was a very upright straight man.

Therefore, the photo he chose on Tantan was a goose!

And it was a photo of a goose with its neck stretched out and in its bald period.

The most amazing thing is that the photo was approved on Tantan!

So, who the hell would want to fall in love with a bald goose!!!

Rong Ziyin: Tong! Wake up, we are going to buy salted fish, goose eggs and salted duck eggs.

The system didn't want to pay attention to him and went into self-isolation early.

I can only say that compared to the straight man Rong Ziyin, the system does have some common sense.

So after locating, except for a few young ladies who looked at Rong Ziyin out of curiosity, the rest all pushed him away.

So it seems that photos of goods are not enough to attract buyers.

Rong Ziyin thought about it and decided to figure out how to get more attention on Tantan.

At this time, someone really sent him a message. It was a voice.

Rong Ziyin clicked it and found that it was a voice with a crying tone.

"I feel very sad. I think I am about to break up with my boyfriend. Can you comfort me, little brother?"

The girl cried so sadly that Rong Ziyin was silent for a while, but out of politeness he replied, "What's wrong?"

The girl was also playing Tantan for the first time. After a while of silence, she began to send Rong Ziyin a very long voice message.

Rong Ziyin clicked it and listened to it. It was actually a very old-fashioned story.

The girl has a very good relationship with her boyfriend. They were originally living a happy life and were going to get married this year. But recently, a distant cousin from her boyfriend's hometown was sent here, saying that she was studying in a university here and asked them to take care of her.

After all, they are relatives and will be a family in the future. The girl treated the distant cousin very well. But after a long time, she found that something was wrong. Her boyfriend was a little too good to this distant cousin.

There was even one time when it was already midnight and they were both asleep in bed, but the cousin called her boyfriend away with a phone call.

"Why?" Rong Ziyin didn't understand.

Doesn't the university have access control? Besides, even if she was sick, according to the girl, it would definitely be faster to call the school doctor than her boyfriend.

The girl felt aggrieved, "She said she was scared because of the thunder. My boyfriend took her back. He stayed with her in the guest room for a long time before returning to the master bedroom."

System: This guy is a bit of a scumbag!

Rong Ziyin: Didn't you shut yourself off?

System: ...

The girl didn't know about the conversation in their minds, but continued to talk.

Who would have thought that this scumbag would do something even more outrageous. Not only did he take his girlfriend's lipstick and cosmetics and give them to his cousin, he also let her take them away. After receiving his salary, he bought his cousin nice clothes and took her out to dinner. The girl put up with all this at first, but what really made her unbearable, and even went on Tantan because she couldn't find anyone to vent to, was something that just happened.

She came home from overtime work and opened the door to see her cousin putting her hands on her boyfriend's abdominal muscles. The way her fingers slid was very seductive, the contrast of skin color was sharp, and the ambiguity in the air was self-evident.

If she hadn't come home suddenly, I'm afraid her boyfriend would have reacted.

But it's like this! They didn't even have the intention to separate, and the cousin even touched her several times in front of her.

"Don't be angry, sister-in-law. I just think my brother's abdominal muscles are so nice to touch! I'm jealous!"

"Tell me!" The girl said this and cried again, "What's the difference between what they did and incest? And one of his friends let it slip today. This cousin has no blood relationship with him at all!"

"I've done so well, how can he treat me like this? What's the difference between this and raising a concubine at home?"

The girl cried hard, but Rong Ziyin analyzed it calmly and spoke. "I think your boyfriend is right about one thing."

System: ??? He is such a scumbag, and you still say he is right? Rong Gou, you are not a straight man but a straight man cancer?

Rong Ziyin did not reply to the system, but said directly to the girl, "You are too indifferent to the needs of the guests. After all, friends are coming from far away."

The girl was completely furious and thought to herself, these stinky old men are really not good people!

She retorted with suppressed anger, "I'm about to give up my boyfriend, how can I satisfy her needs?"

Rong Ziyin was very calm, "You are wrong about the abdominal muscles. That cousin is so jealous that she can commit incest, how can you not cooperate with her?"

As he said this, Rong Ziyin forwarded a JD link to the girl, "30-jin barbell, special price for only 280, free shipping. I guarantee that she will also be able to develop abdominal muscles in a month, stronger than your boyfriend's."

"You're already a sister-in-law! How can I let my eldest brother take care of my cousin!"

The girl was silent for a long time, and suddenly her eyes widened, damn! Is there any way like this?

So, after placing the order immediately, she couldn't help but ask Rong Ziyin for help, "Excuse me, great master, do you have any other better methods? The kind that will produce immediate results!"

Rong Ziyin's eyes lit up, and he felt that the business opportunity had finally come. So he sent the girl a photo of salted fish.

"Look, my cousin always says that the food in the cafeteria is not good in the morning. You can prepare better ingredients for her to eat with rice." "Look at

the salted fish here. The price is good and it is fair to everyone. After eating it, you can feel the vast dreams like the blue sky and the sea."

At the same time, an emoticon package was attached, with a salted fish immersed in a frying pan, with the words [Dear masters, I will show you how to fry myself in an iron pan]