A breathtaking expression pack.

[Stupidity value 400]

The girl opposite was obviously stunned after being confronted. It took her a long time to react, and then she found something wrong.

"Are you a WeChat businessman?"

"Yes! Not only salted fish, but also salted duck eggs, and pet geese for sale. White geese from western Anhui, guarding the house, can be salty or sweet, a must for tough men. Incubator for 28 days. Boss, would you consider it? [Cute and cute]"

"..." So is it really okay to sell to yourself so unabashedly?

The girl was also made to laugh and cry by Rong Ziyin. But it must be said that after talking with Rong Ziyin, her mood did calm down, and when she thought about the method Rong Ziyin said, she felt that it was indeed a good way to annoy green tea bitches and scumbags.

I heard that salted fish tastes quite fishy, ​​just right for the stinky fish and rotten shrimp at home. Tui! That's not a home at all, she must break up with that stupid scumbag! Let him and his cousin fend for themselves.

Thinking of this, the girl immediately placed an order with Rong Ziyin.

After asking for the address, she found that the two of them were less than a kilometer apart in a straight line.

What surprised the girl even more was that Rong Ziyin was actually a student of the Agricultural University.

So is the Agricultural University developing new business? She vaguely heard from the neighbors that the geese raised in the Agricultural University compound are amazing, so the raw materials for duck eggs and salted fish are also produced by the Agricultural University itself?

Unknowingly, the reputation of the Agricultural University was innocently harmed. But Rong Ziyin was totally unaware of this beautiful misunderstanding.

He was now busy packing the goods for the girl.

Because the two were too close, the girl planned to come over and pick it up herself.

Normally, she would not do such a thing. But after all, such a thing just happened, and the scumbag and the green tea girl were still sitting at home, and she really didn't want to continue to face them face to face. In

addition, Rong Ziyin's address was on the campus of Agricultural University, which seemed safe, so the girl told her bestie on WeChat where she was going, and then went to Agricultural University.

Rong Ziyin was waiting at the agreed location early. On the way from the dormitory, he happened to meet the geese who were on patrol.

"Dad! Hehehe!" The geese rubbed against Rong Ziyin happily, and then followed Rong Ziyin in an orderly manner with their short legs.

"Dad is handsome, and we are handsome too! Today is the day to give all our hearts to Dad!"

Rong Ziyin couldn't help but smile as he watched the geese perform various ways of sending hearts along the way.

All the geese were stunned.

[The intimacy value has reached the upper limit]

The system weakly issued a prompt: Do you want to become a lover?

Rong Ziyin had a blank expression: No, this is incest!

The system went crazy: Then you can have some normal peach blossoms! The last person who had an admiration value for you was the fucking sick duck from Lujia Village.

As expected, straight dogs are only worthy of being with small animals, and the system is usually self-isolating.

At this moment, a girl next to her asked softly, "Excuse me, are you Rong Ziyin?"

Rong Ziyin turned her head. She was a very delicate girl with a virtuous temperament and clean eyes. At first glance, she seemed to have a good tutor and a good temper. It's just that the circles under his eyes are red, as if he's been crying.

"You are the one who found out the salted duck eggs, right?" Rong Ziyin immediately recognized the girl's identity.

"Yes, it's me!" The girl reached out and took what Rong Ziyin handed over, still a little confused.

The main reason is that Rong Ziyin is too good-looking and is too different from what she imagined. Especially the way he interacted with the group of snow-white geese, his smiling eyebrows were so gentle. He was not at all sleazy or exaggerated as ordinary micro-businessmen would describe him. Instead, he looked like a scholar doing research in a research room with peace of mind.

So, these things are indeed produced and sold by Agricultural University!

The misunderstanding suddenly became deeper. But the girl didn't ask, and Rong Ziyin naturally didn't deliberately explain.

But before leaving, the girl said to Rong Ziyin, "Thank you for your advice. I plan to break up with that scumbag after tormenting them."

Rong Ziyin heard the firmness in her words, thought about it, lowered his head and patted the two geese at his feet, "Do you want to play with your beautiful sister for two days?"

"!!!" The geese stared at the girl, and immediately rubbed against Rong Ziyin more happily, "Dad, you are really my most handsome dad."

Rong Ziyin suppressed a smile and ignored their drama, then said to the girl, "Take the two geese back for self-defense?"

"The rent is fifty a day. They won't pee everywhere. They will hit you wherever you point them. They are professional bodyguards."

"..." So isn't he afraid that he will stew the geese when he goes back? The girl was exhausted, and finally felt that Rong Ziyin was really a micro-businessman.

But even so, after watching the video of the geese fighting the vicious dog on Rong Ziyin's phone, she still paid two hundred yuan to rent four geese to go back to build up her courage.

After all, they were going to break up, what if that scumbag got violent with her?

On the way back, the four geese walked happily beside the girl, their squinting eyes curved into a crescent shape, looking like they were smiling.

The girl couldn't help laughing and patted the geese on the head, "Protect me!"

"No problem, we are the best at fighting!" The geese were very proud.

On the other side of Agricultural University, Rong Ziyin also took the geese back.

When he met a classmate on the road, someone asked him, "Why are there four fewer geese?"

Rong Ziyin: "I rented them to a girl as a bodyguard."

Thinking that Rong Ziyin was joking, the classmate didn't take it seriously. Rong Ziyin didn't make much excuses and continued to walk and browse Tantan.

The system tried to emphasize with him: I'm talking to Rong! You see that the girls on Tantan are so beautiful, don't you have any ideas?

Rong Ziyin: Yes! I think I can develop a new business!

In this kind of emotional software, there are too many girls who need protection in order to avoid being violated by scumbags and breaking up incompletely. It's time to start a wave of goose rental business!

So, Rong Ziyin added "emotional solution master" and "bodyguard business" to the data column.

The system beat its chest and stamped its feet: Rong! You will probably be alone for the rest of your life!

Rong Ziyin: Don't talk nonsense! When I settle down, I will definitely find a good girl to start a family.

The system had a blank expression: Wake up! Straight guys like you who want to start a family can only be turned by even more shameless gays.

Rong Ziyin: ...So you have personal experience?

The system couldn't stand it anymore, and finally blocked him.

The two parted unhappily, and on the other side, the girl who hired the geese from Rong Ziyin had already returned home.

It can only be said that the scumbag and the green tea girl are getting more and more excessive. Before, they were hiding it, but now they don't even hide!

When the girl opened the door, the two of them were leaning against each other and watching TV? !

And the scumbag even fed his cousin fruit with his own hands, and when he saw the girl coming back, he coldly asked her to cook.

The girl's face changed, and she stood by the door without moving.

The geese poked their heads in, and they were a little eager to move.

The cousin said with a smile, "Don't misunderstand, sister-in-law! My cousin and I grew up together, we are used to it, don't think too much."

The girl was choked, but she couldn't reply. She simply recorded this sentence to Rong Ziyin and asked him how to reply.

Rong Ziyin also replied quickly, "Well, there is no need to think too much. After all, she is barely breathing, and she may not live long."

Lying weakly... The girl burst out laughing. Isn't that what the cousin meant by pinching her throat?

She simply repeated Rong Ziyin's words verbatim, and finally added a sentence without any instruction, "Don't worry, I won't bother with the patient."

Then, in the stiff face of the green tea cousin, she happily entered the kitchen.

She heated the oil in a pan and took out the salted fish from her pocket. Following Rong Ziyin's instructions, the whole fish was thrown into the pan and fried.

Suddenly, an extremely fishy smell came from the pan, comparable to a biological bomb.

"!!!" The girl herself was shocked. The point is that the cousin and the scumbag were almost vomited by the fumes.

"What are you doing!" The scumbag came in from outside with a sullen momentum, and his hand was about to pat the girl's shoulder.

The girl subconsciously wanted to dodge, but before she could move, the four geese under her feet flapped their wings and rushed up.

"Fuck! What the hell did you bring back!" The scumbag was bitten unexpectedly, and the piercing pain from his calf almost made him kneel to the ground.

But before he could finish his curse, he was bitten by another goose.

If it was another goose, after all, they were facing an adult man, and they might be caught. But Rong Ziyin and others were already big bullies in Nongda University, fighting vicious dogs and subduing criminals. A mere scumbag with a weak kidney was not in their sight.

"So ugly! How dare you domestically abuse a young lady, tui!"

"Brothers! Don't say anything, just fuck him!"

"Did he curse? Humph! He actually dared to curse our handsome dad, he must be beaten to death!"

A group of geese attacked angrily, and the scumbag was bitten so badly that he had nowhere to hide. In the end, he could only seize an opportunity and rush out.

And the cousin saw that her cousin had run away, so she could only run away in shame.

The huge house suddenly became quiet, with only the salted fish in the pan still sizzling.

"Ah! It's almost burnt!" The girl reacted immediately, quickly turned off the heat of the pan, and then took out the salted fish.

She stared at the fish for a while, and her heart was suddenly filled with sadness again.

After all, they have been together for so many years, even if they have a dog, they will have feelings. Not to mention such a big living person.

Closing her eyes, the girl wanted to cry again.

"Don't be sad, little sister!" The geese couldn't bear to see this the most, and hurried over to rub against her. The girl squatted down, hugged the geese and cried heartily.

After crying enough, she thought of other things she had not done. So she wiped her tears and cleaned up the house.

She was definitely going to break up with the scumbag. She paid the down payment for the house, so the scumbag's name wasn't on it. Now she just had to clear out all the scumbag's and the cousin's stuff. She also had to change the lock.

As for whether they were here now, it didn't matter, the scumbag's unit couldn't escape!

So, the girl sent all the scumbag's and the green tea cousin's luggage to the scumbag's unit's mail room in a truck, and gave him the fried salted fish with a fishy smell and the lever that JD.com had just delivered as a breakup gift.

"What do these two mean?" The big man in the mail room was a little puzzled.

The girl explained, "For his cousin who is so jealous of his abdominal muscles that she can't tear them off even if she puts her hands on his lower abdomen."

"As long as you exercise every day, you should be able to have them in less than a month! No need to envy others anymore."

After saying this, the girl felt refreshed.

On the way back, she sent a message to Rong Ziyin, but couldn't help but confide in him, "I guess I'm going to be sad for a while, hey." Rong

Ziyin quickly replied, "Have you considered raising a goose?"

"???"

"It's snow-white, it protects its owner and doesn't betray him. It's a cute little sweetheart. It's a must-have pet for a tough guy. A beautiful girl like you is worth getting one!"

Five minutes later, the girl looked at her Alipay account where another two hundred yuan had disappeared and began to doubt her life.

Didn't she agree to find a stranger on Tantan to vent her emotions? Why did he spend five hundred yuan and become single again?

But it's not bad!

Looking at the geese cuddling around her feet, the girl stroked them one by one, then heated up some rice porridge and cracked a salted duck egg.

Just spend the money! Instead of dating a scumbag, you might as well raise geese!

Just like that, Rong Ziyin's first Tantan customer successfully became a repeat customer. However, Rong Ziyin was not satisfied with this, and he was still working hard to develop more customers.

I don't know if it's because the emotional master has been added to the label, this time more girls choose to match with Rong Ziyin.

The girl who was chatting with him asked him directly, "Brother, my boyfriend is too straight, how can I get along with him?"

Rong Ziyin: "How exactly do you show it?"

Girl: "Games are more important than me, and he doesn't seem to be interested in my... body?"

Rong Ziyin thought for a moment and replied: "Then it's easy to get along with him, just think of yourself as sworn brothers with him!"

"From today on, he is your brother with a different surname!"