Chapter 70: Ducks' Funeral



The system suddenly felt that Rong Ziyin might really be the son of God.

Even though this person is so unlucky, he can always find a breakthrough.

But Rong Ziyin, who was originally a little confused due to drunkenness, began to stare at the bed full of boneless duck feet.

The system subconsciously felt that his reaction seemed different from usual.

Sure enough, after opening a bottle and tasting it, Rong Ziyin was stunned for a while, then took a bag, filled it with boneless duck feet, and staggered out.

"Host! Host?" The village here is backed by a mountain, which is different from the one in Yanjing.

Rong Ziyin is unfamiliar with the place, and it would be easy to get into trouble if he really fell.

But Rong Ziyin did not respond at all, and even went to the village chief's house in the dark.

"Shit, shit! Rong! Are you really drunk? Stop now!"

Rong Ziyin's mind was racing. The system's words were all garbled gibberish in his ears. It made his head hurt, and finally he simply blocked the system.

System:??? Are you always so unreasonable when you're drunk?

However, Rong Ziyin is just so unreasonable.

Today was really tiring. Rorschach had already fallen asleep with his blanket in his arms. Even the doctor and the two drivers who were accompanying him had gone to bed.

Old Wu was talking on the phone with Ji Shu at the moment, talking about recent events and Rong Ziyin's situation.

At this moment, he heard some movement outside the door, and quickly turned his head to see, just in time to see Rong Ziyin staggering out.

"Sir, you may be going somewhere. I'll go check it out."

"Don't hang up the phone yet. What's wrong with him?" Ji Shu's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Yes." Old Wu agreed and walked out, only to meet Rong Ziyin's confused eyes.

"Looks like he's drunk?" Old Wu couldn't say for sure.

But Rong Ziyin reacted to the word "drunk", then pointed outside, "Village Chief."

"You want to go find the village chief?" Old Wu wanted to persuade him, "Sir, it's this late, he's asleep."

Rong Ziyin said stubbornly again, "Village Chief."

"..." Drunkards can't communicate, and Old Wu is also exhausted.

Finally, it was Ji Shu who laughed out loud on the phone, "Take him there. As long as the lights are off and there is no sound, he won't knock on the door to disturb you."

"It's so late..."

"He's drunk and stubborn. If you don't let him go and take a look, he won't sleep all night. He can't sober up."

"Is he drunk or not?" Old Wu couldn't help but mutter, thinking that Rong Ziyin's drinking habits were also peculiar.

So in the end, Rong Ziyin still went to the village chief's house with the boneless duck feet he had just drawn from the bag.

Who could have expected that while Rong Ziyin was drunk and making a fuss, the village chief was also making a fuss!

In the middle of the night, the lights in the village chief's house were brightly lit. As soon as I walked to the door, I heard the village chief singing inside.

This time it was not the same song I listened to before leaving. It was a folk song with a very gentle tune.

Brother, sister, and little lover, it was obvious that they were singing for their wives.

A normal person might have just left. But Rong Ziyin actually went in. Not only did he go in, he also stood in the yard and called the village chief to come out for a drink.

"Uncle~ Duck, I have a plan. Let's... not go home until we are drunk?" Rong Ziyin shook the bag in his hand and tilted his head to look at the village chief.

The village chief didn't notice it from behind, but he heard that Duck in front had a plan. He stopped singing immediately and ran towards Rong Ziyin.

The village chief's son tried to stop him several times, but failed. In the end, he could only let the old man find Rong Ziyin.

"Drink, drink!" In fact, what the two of them were holding was not wine, but a bowl of cold tea.

But the two drunkards couldn't drink anything. Rong Ziyin pointed at the duck feet on the table and said, "It's not fat. We can buy duck instead of meat!"

Although his head was still groggy, Rong Ziyin already had a general idea in his mind.

The village chief gnawed on the duck's claws and didn't say anything for a long time. Instead, his son asked Rong Ziyin, "But Doctor Rong, our ducks have been sick. Will people be willing to buy them after knowing this?"

Rong Ziyin waved his hands and said, "We can do product immunization. After all the procedures are completed, there will definitely be people who feel uncomfortable. But there are also people who don't care and will consume them."

"There are only more than 2,000 ducks in the village... There are only more than 2,000 ducks in the village. If they can be processed into food, there won't be that many."

"When I was selling salted duck eggs in our school, I could sell hundreds of them a day."

"???" Even Old Wu was a little confused by what Rong Ziyin said. He thought, isn't Rong Ziyin a researcher? What the hell is selling salted duck eggs?

Seeing that they didn't understand, Rong Ziyin patted his chest and said, "I'm a WeChat businessman!"

"Not only... salted duck eggs, but also salted fish, goose eggs, and..." Rong Ziyin was still thinking for a long time. His mind was a little blank. After a long silence, he blurted out, "Suona?"

"Suona?" Old Wu was sure that Rong Ziyin was definitely drunk. What he said was incoherent.

But Rong Ziyin was more serious. Seeing that Old Wu didn't believe him, he really reached into his clothes. He really touched a suona.

This time, even the village chief was shocked.

Rong Ziyin was stroking the suona and thinking, "I'll play a hard one for you!"

"..." Old Wu wanted to say something, but Rong Ziyin had already put the suona to his lips.

Then, the loud suona sounded, and not only the people in the house, but also most of the people in the village trembled and sat up with a start.

"Which idiot is not sleeping in the middle of the night!" Curses were heard all around.

But Rong Ziyin played more and more vigorously, and finally went to the yard. He played "Crying Seven Gates" very emotionally.

The key point is that it is late at night, one o'clock in the morning. Those who were originally shouting and cursing, shut up in an instant. I felt that my whole body was chilled by the sad suona, and I was shivering.

"Whose family has died?"

"It came from the village chief's family. Did something happen to the village chief?"

The villagers were all enthusiastic, and after Rong Ziyin said that, they all thought that something really happened in the village chief's family. Several people who had a good relationship with him hurried over.

One of them was so thoughtful that he even brought six feet of mourning cloth, fearing that they might not be able to prepare anything on the spot.

As a result, as soon as they entered the door, they saw the village chief sitting upright on the doorstep, staring at them with two big eyes.

"No, it's a ghost!"

The one holding the mourning cloth was so scared that he trembled and ran away.

The remaining one was relatively calm, and pulled the village chief's son next to him to ask him. "What is your father doing?"

The village chief's son didn't know what to say.

Rong Ziyin, however, stopped playing the suona after having had enough, and said to him, "I'm holding a funeral for a duck."

"What? A duck?"

"Yes." Rong Ziyin nodded seriously, "Because we want to eat duck."

The villagers: ...

The ducks in the duck pen next to them: QAQ

Rong Ziyin's drinking party lasted until the early morning before it was considered to be over.

In the end, it was Old Wu who carried the man back.

The next morning, when Rong Ziyin opened his eyes, the severe headache made him unable to recall what he had done last night.

However, the rows of system prompts hinted that the situation yesterday was really not simple.

The system was finally released, and the first thing it said to Rong Ziyin was, "Rong! Your image is really gone."

Rong Ziyin finally remembered what he did after he got drunk. After a long silence, it rarely had a hesitant reaction.

The system thought Rong Ziyin was embarrassed, and wanted to comfort him.

Unexpectedly, Rong Ziyin actually counted the emotional value and commented, "It seems that the personalities of the people in our village are quite peaceful!"

System:...

So this person is silent not because he is embarrassed, but because he didn't harvest enough leeks from the suona yesterday?

But the fact is indeed so.

Rong Ziyin drew the N-level item boneless duck paw. So now the recipe of this boneless duck paw also appears on time among the redeemable items.

But the price is not cheap. Judging from the remaining points Rong Ziyin has, he needs to collect at least another 400,000.

But according to the schedule, they will only stay here for 5 days at most.

Five days and 400,000 points, it doesn't sound like much, but it is actually a lot.

The system was worried about Rong Ziyin.

But Rong Ziyin was very calm. He first went out and talked to Luo Xia, saying that he would rest today, then returned to the room and took out the laptop he brought with him.

Luo Xia saw him in this state and thought that Rong Ziyin was embarrassed because he got drunk and made a scene yesterday, so he stayed in the room to write a report.

"You are still young after all!" Luo Xia smiled and shook his head, with a little doting tone for his junior. Rong Ziyin is usually calm, but he is a bit lively when he is drunk.

But Old Wu always felt that Rong Ziyin was not the kind of person who would hide away. Coupled with what he said to the village chief yesterday, Old Wu subconsciously felt that Rong Ziyin was most likely to do something.

And this was indeed the case.

The website that Rong Ziyin opened was Zhihu, the tool that had helped him quickly gain countless leeks.

As usual, there were a bright red mention and reposts.

Since Rong Ziyin was a eunuch again last time, someone gave him the nickname of the Grand Chamberlain. And Rong Ziyin's straight male replies also became famous.

So, after the last time, there were indeed many people who asked questions in the emotional area and specially invited Rong Ziyin to answer, wanting to see what insights he had.

Unfortunately, in Rong Ziyin's eyes, Zhihu is just a tool to gain a lot of emotional value. Daily maintenance does not exist for Rong Ziyin.

If he was not in a hurry to collect gold coins, he would not have opened it today.

As a pragmatist, Rong Ziyin still sticks to his original style.

He first wrote three technical articles.

"How to hatch your big goose", "What can you do when your goose is sick?", "Basic ecology of white geese in western Anhui"

System: Raising geese is not like raising pigs. There should be few people asking questions!

Rong Ziyin: It's okay. Someone will read it sooner or later.

Then he started today's main course, which is the short story that is destined to have no ending.

System: Rong! I don't think netizens are stupid. They have been fooled by you twice. They will not be fooled for the third time.

However, just after he finished speaking, the system saw the title that Rongzi had hidden, and immediately gave Zhihu netizens a headache.

"After sleeping drunk at my uncle's house, we decided to open a duck restaurant together."


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