Drunk, old uncle, and duck shop.

These three seemingly ordinary but extremely subtle words can be combined into countless combinations in people's minds in a minute.

Especially nowadays, people are gossipy, and the information volume is overflowing on the Internet. This kind of title on UC Exclamation Point can arouse the infinite reverie in the hearts of netizens in a minute.

"Hey, this is interesting! Go in and take a look!"

"Wow! Lonely girl country love?"

"Wow~ duck shop, so fucking awesome!"

After seeing the title, many Zhihu netizens shouted "yoyoyo" in their hearts and jumped into Rong Ziyin's deep pit without hesitation.

Even though most of them had been fooled by Rong Ziyin's three consecutive scams and wanted to strangle him to death through the Internet cable, when such a tempting title appeared in front of them, they still did not look back.

Sure enough, after clicking in, it was the familiar style of selling dog meat under the guise of selling mutton.

What ambiguity, what fantasy, bullshit! It was actually talking about fucking social news.

Damn it! Isn't it good to read something interesting during your daily rest time? Why click in to see some tragic natural disasters in rural farming?

But thinking so in my heart, my eyes can't stop.

Because, this is not selling misery, but a real true story.

Rong Ziyin's writing style is not like the cold and mechanical official descriptions in the social news section, but is similar to telling a story, writing each character vividly into the hearts of the people.

From the perspective of a veterinarian who was temporarily sent down to support the village, he wrote about the situation of the whole village when the epidemic came.

The tone is not dark, and the collision between the village chief who talks a lot and the young veterinarian who chokes when speaking makes people feel funny.

Especially the cute writing of those ducks, which makes many people want to raise ducks on the spot after reading it.

But these joys are just superficial peace.

After the night fell, the village chief and the young veterinarian sat at the dinner table and drank. One of them was drunk and his eyes were red, while the other one kept his head down and said nothing. The quiet scene made people feel sad.

Yes! What can they do? Farmers, who work hard all year round, rely on these ducks and crops to make a living.

Natural disasters and man-made disasters may be just a momentary sigh in the mouths of others. But for farmers, it is a matter of life.

Indeed, now is different from the past. Every household has some savings and will not really starve to death in the winter like in the past.

But what about the reality? Is not starving to death happiness?

Where does the children's tuition come from? Where does the elderly's medical expenses come from? The roads in the village are already broken, where can we get the money to repair them?

One by one, the money and the daily necessities are filled with the bitterness brought by poverty.

These ducks are not only money to the villagers, but also their lives.

"I was deeply moved. I was born in the 1980s and my family grows watermelons. When I was a kid, there was a hailstorm in the summer and all the watermelons in the village were rotten. That year, there was hardly any meat on the table during the Chinese New Year."

"Me too. My family raises pigs. Whenever there are signs of foot-and-mouth disease and swine fever, my parents get so nervous that they can't sleep all night. They're afraid that the family will be affected."

"Alas, life is not easy! Natural disasters and man-made disasters are the same everywhere. Grain production has decreased, and the prices of by-products have increased. But if wages don't increase, we can't make a living."

For a moment, everyone who read this post felt heavy in their hearts. Can't wait to see the sequel.

Then, the conflict with the factory dispelled a lot of the gloom, and the mood of bursting into laughter rose again.

"What a genius of logic, three-no products are pets."

"Hahaha, who would raise more than 2,300 pets? I asked my lawyer friend, and it is said that it is really possible to beat them like this!"

"Oh my God! Then the factory will be in trouble? More than 4 million yuan for treatment!"

"Don't make a fuss, this is a good thing, the village is saved!"

As if there was a sudden turn of events, the originally suppressed atmosphere dissipated, and the final climax finally came.

The duck meat is not good enough, so I just rely on other things to make money. Ducks can be used in a wide range of ways, and duck products are more popular than relatively fatty duck meat.

When the boneless duck paws appeared, the whole defeat was finally reversed. In other words, as long as this business is successful, the village can completely rely on its own strength to process ducks into food and then sell them through the Internet.

And those villagers who were originally worried because of the ducks' illness finally got a glimpse of a chance to turn things around.

So, did they succeed? !

Almost everyone who sees this has the same idea in their mind. It's like watching that kind of male-frequency counterattack article, and what you look forward to is the moment when the humble male protagonist counterattacks and gets slapped in the face.

However, Rong Ziyin had laid all the groundwork and pulled the netizens’ emotions to the highest pitch, but the result…

not only did the climax come to an abrupt end, but the ending of this article was also fucking terrible!!!

Yes, nothing was explained, and it stopped at the moment when it was about to turn around.

"Fuck! What the hell is this grandson doing? Hurry back and finish the article!"

"The previous part was a terrible sale and hilarious. I've already shed a lot of tears and snot, and you don't even talk about the sequel?" "

How's the lawsuit going? Has the duck been sold? The epidemic is under control, but has it recovered? Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm going crazy!"

This is like going to a popular restaurant with high expectations, spending a lot of money on a bunch of punch-in food, and the last spoonful is not as good as the tomato and eggs fried by my mom at home. I spent hundreds of dollars, but in the end I went home with nothing. It's so fucking stupid just thinking about it.

The system said: "Fuck it! Rong! Look at your resentment value, quit Zhihu quickly, you will be scolded to death!"

But Rong Ziyin was not worried at all, instead he said casually, "I will finish these questions."

System: ...So it's a critical moment of life and death, why are you still doing these questions?

He took a closer look and shut himself off.

Rong Gou is worthy of being Rong Gou, sooner or later he will be caught and beaten to death.

Zhihu: Today, I did something very romantic with my girlfriend. We went to the cinema to watch a movie. I bought seat 20 in row 5 and she bought seat 14 in row 13. We were not together, but we were so sweet. I don’t know why!

Rong Ziyin: Thank you for the invitation. It may be because your girlfriend is not around, so it is more convenient for you to sleep openly.

Zhihu: It’s okay if a woman is angry. Just go home and coax her. If it doesn’t work, then spend some money. There is no woman that can’t be dealt with by spending money. If it really doesn’t work, you can still get married. After all, after marriage, she can only tolerate me.

Rong Ziyin: Thank you for the invitation. So you are still single now.

System: Rong! Calm down. You are really not suitable for the emotional zone.

Rong Ziyin is very confident: Don’t talk nonsense. It is clear that every answer of mine can get the most likes.

Yes! They all want to beat you up, and they will pay attention to you.

However, even though the system said so, it has to admit that this generation of Zhihu netizens is indeed very good, and they have perfectly demonstrated the characteristics of tool people. In just one day, Rong Ziyin earned enough gold coins to buy the recipe.

System: Now you can finally rest assured.

Rong Ziyin nodded, turned around and took the recipe to find the village chief.

The village chief is old, and he drank too much last night and made a fuss all night, so he failed to get up during the day today.

When Rong Ziyin arrived, the village chief had just climbed out of bed. Seeing him, his head suddenly buzzed.

He still remembered the part where Rong Ziyin played the suona in the middle of the night. What was that thing he played? He almost sent him away on the spot.

The most idiotic one was his eldest nephew, who came here in mourning clothes. What? Did he think he was dead?

"You idiot, you have bad intentions!"

Rong Ziyin: "Then, old man, let's have another drink?"

The village chief shook his head quickly, "Forget it, forget it. I can't drink anymore because I'm too old!"

Rong Ziyin suppressed his smile and handed the recipe to the village chief.

"I got drunk last night and didn't explain it clearly. This is what I thought of." When it came to business, Rong Ziyin put away his usual joking expression and explained it to the village chief in detail.

According to Rong Ziyin's idea, the country now encourages the development of rural economy. If a food company is established in the model of joint contracting by the village, it will not only be much smoother in terms of process, but also convenient in tax payment and many benefits.

The important thing is that as long as they can find a suitable sales channel, the villagers will be able to produce and sell their own ducks in the future, and they will no longer be controlled by others like they are now.

"But, can this work?" The village chief was tempted by the big cake drawn by Rong Ziyin, and he also knew in his heart that Rong Ziyin's idea was indeed feasible.

However, he had never done it before, so he was still a little uneasy.

So Rong Ziyin told them about his previous partnership with the villagers to sell salted duck eggs and salted fish.

The village chief logged into Taobao and watched the village chief's video and sales on Douyin. The huge numbers stunned him.

"Can our village do the same?"

"Of course!"

The village chief immediately fell into deep thought. After a long while, he nodded and replied, "Kid, uncle represents all the villagers to thank you!"

Rong Ziyin quickly stopped the village chief who was about to bow to him.

With an idea, it was easy to improve it later. Rong Ziyin invested in the technology as usual, and the profit was still split 20:80, with him taking 20% ​​and the villagers taking 80%.

After another two days, the ducks in the village finally recovered gradually, and the lawyer in charge of the lawsuit from the factory also arrived.

Everything returned to normal.

Rong Ziyin and his team finished sampling and were going to the next place.

When they were leaving, everyone in the village came to see them off and made banners for them.

Old Wu helped Rong Ziyin put them away one by one, and then got back in the car.

In the car, Luo Xia took out a bag of boneless duck feet from Rong Ziyin's backpack and asked Rong Ziyin while chewing on it, "What should we do with these? We can't finish them even if we eat them until we die!"

Luo Xia was not worrying about nothing. Rong Ziyin's two hundred draws had taken out nearly two thousand bags of duck feet. The trunk was full and he didn't know what to do.

Rong Ziyin said calmly, "It doesn't matter. I'll send them all when I can send them by express."

Luo Xia: "What do you mean?"

Rong Ziyin: "I've sold them all."

Luo Xia: "How did you sell them?"

Rong Ziyin: "My Moments!"

Luo Xia subconsciously opened WeChat and clicked on Rong Ziyin's Moments.

He saw that the latest update was an advertisement.

"Come and eat duck? My duck feet are super delicious!"

Below is a plate of boneless duck feet that are colorful, fragrant and delicious, and a very confusing emoticon package. The bald man is trying to stretch out his short claws towards the screen, and the line below is [Hurry up and hold my hand, I have even thought of the name of my future child]