Chapter 5252 The elf cannot speak the language of this world,
The elf could neither speak the language of this world nor understand Feng Ci's words, so their communication was like a misunderstanding.
For example, now, Feng Ci wants to go to the toilet, and the elf sticks to him everywhere. No matter how many times it is bounced away, it thinks that Feng Ci is playing with it, and it is even happier to stick to him.
It was happy, and Feng Ci's face turned black from holding it in.
He walked to the living room with his head down: "Guoguo."
"Hurry up and take it away. If it doesn't go away, you will have no brother."
Berry, who was lying on the ground playing with Lego, got up and looked at the elf sitting on Feng Ci's shoulder, scratching his head in confusion:
"Brother, why did you fork the elf?"
"Are you greedy?"
Feng Ci took a deep breath and said, "I need to go to the bathroom. It keeps following me. Tell it to stop following me."
"Oh oh." Meiguo walked to Feng Ci, raised her little face and chirped for a while.
Feng Ci felt the chill on his shoulders disappear. The elf blushed, flapped its wings, and hurriedly flew back to the Roland grass and hid.
Feng Ci breathed a sigh of relief: "How did you tell it?"
"I told it it can't follow you to the toilet."
"Is it that simple?" The elf was quite receptive.
Berry shrugged, "It refused."
Feng Ci: "Then?"
Berry covered her mouth and giggled, "Then I told it that if it didn't obey, I would act like a big gangster, and it ran away."
Feng Ci's eyebrows twitched fiercely: "Do you know what it means to be a hooligan?"
"I know." Meiguo raised her big round head high. "If you want to be a scoundrel, just look at Xiaochuchu. I just acted like a scoundrel yesterday."
She is quite proud of it.
Feng Ci was speechless. Sometimes he really didn't know how to respond to a human cub's words.
The urge to pee came again, but I decided to do it later.
Feng Ci, who was liberated, rushed into the toilet and came out feeling refreshed.
The elf flew to his side again and clung to him like a newborn bird.
The boy, who had never had a pet and had no strange hobbies, was in a lot of trouble. He really had no interest in being anyone's father.
*
Monday morning.
Before the sharp whistle sounded, Feng Ci, who had just woken up from his dream, vaguely felt a hot breath on his face. It was obviously not the fresh and cool breath of the Roland Grass Elf.
He slowly opened his eyes, and five heads surrounded him from all sides.
"..." Feng Ci's eyebrows twitched, two drops of cold sweat oozed out of his forehead. He pretended to be calm and asked, "What are you doing?"
Roommate 1: "What else did we want to ask you about?"
"I?"
Roommate No. 2 said something ambiguous: "Did you sleep well last night?"
Feng Ci's eyes flickered slightly, "Very good."
Roommate 3: "Brother, you've been memorizing words all night, did you know that?"
Several people showed admiration at the same time. What kind of study maniac is this? He is preparing for the CET-4 after high-intensity training during the day. He even memorizes words in his dreams. He is simply crazy about studying.
"You memorized 200 words last night," Roommate 2 said. "Do you remember them now?"
Seal: "...abandon."
As Feng Ci spelled out the following words one by one in order, the roommates' expressions gradually became uncontrollable.
Damn, no, this is also possible?
Normal people tend to forget their dreams as soon as they wake up, but how come this guy can remember them so clearly?
The roommates all showed respect to Feng Ci and said, "Brother, please teach us."
Feng Ci turned his head and glanced at the elf who was using the Roland grass leaves as a trampoline, rubbing his brow and sighing, "It can't be taught, it's a talent."
He also had no way to deal with the little Nose who liked to urge others to study. Although he was forced to memorize words for a whole night, Feng Ci did not feel tired at all. His mind was clear and he was full of energy.
This high-energy feeling from the inside out made him dream back to the time when he ate Qiqihua.
Feng Ci deliberately lingered until the very end before leaving. He tapped the desk with his fingers, and his gentle voice echoed quietly:
"It's fine if you ask me to memorize some words, but could you please stop making me talk in my sleep?"
The elf shyly peeked out from behind the leaves, revealing half its face. "Pah?"
"Stop it, I can't give birth to you even if I give you ten thousand years."
"I'm a human, you're a weed, our genes just aren't compatible."
The little elf who couldn't understand human language had a clear and confused look on his face, so Feng Ci gave up trying to reason with it.
Later, every weekend, Feng Ci would pack up the Roland grass and take it away.
Berry is the elf's second favorite person because she has a magical aura about her, and the elf has a natural affinity for witches and wizards.
Thus, the three-year-old witch's nightmare began.
Meiguo, who always had no dreams at night, started studying like Feng Ci. In her dreams, she kept brewing various magic potions and reciting magic spells.
Berry had never had such a terrible dream before. There were endless spells to recite and potions to brew. She couldn't wake up and it felt like her life was coming to an end.
The knowledge was so overwhelming that Meiguo would wake up crying and shout, "I don't want to study."
Qiao Tong couldn't see the elves, and the brother and sister never told her about the existence of elves.
Qiao Tong thought Meiguo was just having a nightmare, so he hugged the despairing child and comforted him:
"Don't be afraid, Guoguo. It's just a dream. You are a brave child. Don't cry."
Meiguo buried herself in Qiao Tong's chest. After a long while, she raised her face and said with a pouty face:
"I'm not a brave child, I'm my mother's child."
Qiao Tong hugged his daughter and said with a smile, "Yes, you are my child."
"Mom, there are travelers and gourmets in the world, but are there garbage collectors?"
Qiao Tong: "...I think so."
Waste recycling should be counted as one.
Berry's face lit up with a huge smile: "That's great, I want to be a garbage collector when I grow up."
"Why does baby suddenly want to be a garbage collector?"
Meiguo shook her little head, her brain full of knowledge heavy. "Because studying is so hard, picking up trash is easier. I can pick up whatever I want."
The filial daughter patted her chest and said, "Don't worry, Mom. I will definitely find you a boyfriend to go out and play with you. Just wait for me."
The eldest father who is still working hard in the company: A-choo!
He rubbed his nose and smiled kindly. Xiaotong and Guoguo must be missing him at home.
The brother and sister who shared the same suffering gathered together to discuss countermeasures.
"Guoguo, you are the most powerful little witch. Are you stumped by a mere elf?"
Meiguo held her chin with both hands and looked at Feng Ci complainingly: "I had a way, but you wouldn't let me use it."
"Nonsense." Feng Ci scolded with a stern face, "What decent kid would threaten others by being a hooligan?"
Berry spread her hands and said, "Then there's nothing I can do."
The brother and sister were at a loss and were stuck in a stalemate. Feng Ci sighed, and Yu Guangzhong suddenly caught a glimpse of the enlightenment picture book on the table.
An idea suddenly occurred to him. "Isn't it a learning elf? Then why not let it keep learning new knowledge?"
As soon as he said this, he felt deeply that this plan was perfect.
Feng Ci moved out all the enlightenment books in the study. The enlightenment reading materials are divided into Chinese and English versions. As a little elf with no foundation, it would take at least ten days to half a month to understand these contents.
It doesn't matter if it absorbs the content earlier than expected, there are plenty of books at home for it to read.
The brother and sister hit it off immediately. The Roland Grass Elf watched them study every day. It must be because he was too idle. If he found something to do, he would not have the energy to bother them anymore.
Feng Ci brought the elf to the study. When it saw the dazzling array of neatly arranged books in the room, its eyes changed, and its entire little nose showed excitement as if it had found a treasure.
It's like an elf that has fallen into a granary and is wandering in the ocean of knowledge day and night.
The brother and sister finally got their wish and regained the freedom to dream.
After solving the "biggest worry", Meiguo pulled Feng Ci downstairs to play in the newly built playground in the community.
When the brother and sister arrived, the pink wooden bridge was already full of children.
Berry also climbed up with a clattering sound. The wooden bridge was unstable and people walking on it seemed as if they had drunk fake wine and their bodies were shaking uncontrollably.
Berry is like a sturdy little bear, with its short legs spread out, moving forward step by step.
There were ropes on both sides of the single-plank bridge for people to hold onto. Feng Ci stood under the bridge and shouted a warning:
"Guoguo, hold on to something and walk."
"Oh, okay, okay."
Berry, who listened to the advice, held the two flower buds on her head with both hands and took another small step.
Feng Ci: "...I told you to hold onto the rope beside you and walk, not to hold onto your head."
Berry turned her head away proudly: "No, I can send a few away."
The child held on to the flower bud on his head, fell down a few times, and staggered across the entire bridge tenaciously.
Feng Ci: "Is your butt numb from the fall?"
"No." Meiguo said calmly, "Just now there were little stars twinkling on my butt, but now they are gone."
"Just be tough."
The brother and sister went to the supermarket. Meiguo saw a box of blueberries that cost only 9.9 yuan. Feng Ci said it was not tasty, but she didn't believe him.
"I want to eat this."
Feng Ci stopped persuading him and took a box of blueberries, one for 9.9 yuan and one for 50 yuan.
When I got home, I washed the blueberries, put them in a small plate, picked up one and put it in my mouth.
In less than two seconds, she was grinning and her little face was wrinkled like an old lady's.
Feng Ci curled his lips: "Guoguo, is it delicious?"
Meiguo closed her eyes, having lost control of her facial expressions, but she was still able to say, "Good... so delicious."
"Oh, I see." Feng Ci used his jungler's speed to throw two more blueberries into the child's mouth, "Then you should eat more."
*
At seven o'clock in the evening, Qiao Tong and Feng Chen went to attend an important charity dinner together. Aunt Luo had already finished get off work, and only the brother and sister were at home.
Feng Ci was already very comfortable with this kind of life of raising a child alone. He ordered a lot of takeout and let Meiguo stay beside him while she ate while watching the tablet.
"Brother, this Bobo milk tea you ordered for me is delicious."
Feng Ci stared at the computer screen without moving his eyes: "Yeah."
"What's that?"
"coffee."
"I want to drink too."
Feng Ci: "Children can't drink coffee."
Berry bargained: "I'll just drink a little."
"Not even a little bit." Feng Ci moved the coffee.
Berry pouted and rolled her eyes around, while the dog crouched behind her brother's chair, waiting for the opportunity.
When Meiguo heard Feng Ci mumbling curses at the screen, she knew the time had come.
The child pounced on his prey like a tiger, but Feng Ci knew Meiguo as well as he knew himself, and had been on guard against Meiguo's sneak attack.
The brother and sister rushed forward while the other dodged, and the coffee spilled all over Feng Ci. He shivered at the cold, and there was a large brown coffee stain on the chest of his clothes.
The air was quiet for two seconds. Feng Ci took off his headphones and looked at Meiguo angrily.
Meiguo acted cute and said, "Brother, I'll wash it for you."
"Did you clean it?" Feng Ci pointed at the mess on his chest. "Coffee stains are hard to scrub."
"I can." Berry vowed, "I am the best little witch in Nanger Town."
Feng Ci took off his dirty clothes and said, "Then you can wash them."
"Okay." Meiguo was holding Feng Ci's dirty clothes, but she couldn't find a small basin to wash the clothes. After thinking for a while, she went into the bathroom.
Ten minutes later, Qiao Tong returned from the charity party and opened the bathroom door, only to run into Meiguo washing clothes in the toilet.
"Baby?"
Qiao Tong was shocked: "What are you doing?"
Meiguo picked up a pile of wet clothes and showed them happily, "Mom, I'm washing clothes for my brother."
Qiao Tong and Feng Chen simultaneously noticed that the toilet was filled with a whole basin of water.
Qiao Tong: "Why is the toilet clogged?"
Feng Chen reached out and fished something out of the toilet, his expression froze for a moment, "Isn't this the towel I use to wash my face?"
"Baby, why are you washing clothes for your brother?"
"I soiled my brother's clothes."
"Then why don't you wash it in the sink?"
Berry: "Mom, the wash basin is for washing hands, not clothes."
...So I can use Daddy's towel to clog the toilet?
Feng Chen felt a chill in his heart.
Feng Ci, unaware of the impending disaster, was still happily playing games.
"Seal!!"
"Get over here, you bastard!"
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