Chapter 53 53 "My crystal slippers fell off, and I'm turning back into gray...
The elf is like a sponge that can absorb infinite water. It will read as many books as Feng Ci gives it, and its acquisition of knowledge is endless.
The little elf learns at an astonishing speed. I was given an enlightenment picture book the day before, and the next day it was greeting people in standard and fluent Mandarin.
While Berry was watching cartoons, the elf sat beside her, collecting information and upgrading the language system.
When the elf entered the brother and sister's dreams in two languages, Feng Ci knew that he had successfully sacrificed himself to heaven.
The all-English class almost made Feng Ci wake up in tears, not to mention Meiguo, the child's eyes were all blank.
The brother and sister sat side by side on the sofa for a long time, and Meiguo weakly poked Feng Ci twice.
"Brother, do you have money?"
"Yes." Feng Ci put one hand in his pocket. "How much do you want? Is twenty yuan enough?"
"I want enough money to buy a bomb."
Feng Ci: "...Who are you going to blow up?"
Berry puffed out his cheeks and said with determination, "I'm going to blow up English. I hate English."
English must have been invented by some evil black magician. She wants to destroy English and destroy the evil black magician.
Seeing the child's deep dislike for English, Feng Ci patted the child's head sympathetically. "Guoguo, it's too early for you to hate it. You still have at least ten years to live with it day and night."
"Don't talk about me. Even if my father comes, he can't destroy English."
ten years?
The little witch's world collapsed.
This hellish joke isn't funny at all.
Berry covered her face in panic: "Don't say anymore."
"How about you think of other solutions?" Feng Ci tried to broaden the child's thinking. "For example, invent a magic potion that can prevent elves from entering dreams, so that we can all sleep peacefully."
Meiguo took her hands away from her face and looked at Feng Ci. Although she didn't say anything, Feng Ci read three words from her eyes.
Think, fart, eat.
This is her innate skill. How could a fledgling witch like Berry have such a great ability?
Feng Ci felt hopeless.
I really want to travel back a few months to wake myself up and slap myself when I was eagerly looking forward to the birth of the elf. Learning machines can be bought anywhere, so why should I go to so much trouble to get an overly smart and autonomous learning machine and torture myself?
Now, the learning machine has sanctioned the gardener.
Meiguo held Feng Ci's hand and suggested, "Then brother, you should go back to school."
?
"What do you mean?"
Berry said honestly, "Now that you're back in school, I won't have to study in my dreams."
It is better to torture Feng Ci alone than to torture two people.
Feng Ci widened his eyes, unable to believe that these were the words spoken by Meiguo. Wasn’t she the one who clung to him the most and couldn’t bear to leave him?
"So you choose to abandon your dear brother and enjoy a peaceful life at home?"
Although it was a bit unfair, it was too difficult for the little witch. Berry squeezed her little hand and said, "Brother, I will help you enjoy the happiness together. You go back to school and study hard."
What a heartless and disloyal little witch.
Feng Ci felt a chill in his heart.
"Guoguo, your brother is about to break."
The kind that is so broken that it can't be put back together.
When Meiguo heard this, she quickly stood up, held Feng Ci's face with both hands, let him lean on her small shoulders, with her chin resting on his head. She took out one of her small hands and gently patted Feng Ci's back to coax him to sleep.
The child's body was sweet and soft, and Feng Ci felt like he was resting his head on a marshmallow. He felt relaxed and comfortable, and even a little sleepy.
Meiguo patted and coaxed him for a while, then lowered her head and asked softly, "Brother, are you asleep?"
Feng Ci closed his eyes.
Meiguo opened Feng Ci's head and looked at him carefully. Feng Ci didn't dare to breathe, for fear that his breathing would disturb Meiguo.
"Hey, brother really fell asleep."
Feng Ci secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but the next second his eyelids were suddenly ripped open, and he was face to face with the child after regaining his sight.
“…”
Berry shouted excitedly: "Brother, you are pretending to be asleep."
Feng Ci was puzzled. He even held his breath and his eyelids didn't even blink. How did she find out that he was pretending to sleep and even pried open his eyelids to take a look?
"Because you didn't roll your eyes."
Berry: "Your eyeballs are still there."
No need to guess, this must be another theory she learned from TV.
Feng Ci sincerely felt that Berry's learning ability in some aspects was on par with that of the elves.
Before the brother and sister could come up with a plan, the elf who had read the four great classics had already flapped his wings and flew over with a rosy face.
Berry disappeared without a word.
Feng Ci threw a book titled "How to Fart While Riding a Bicycle: A Commuter's Survival Guide" to the elf with an expressionless face.
Elf: OVO
Hot knowledge quickly enters the brain~
Feng Ci tried not to bring back the Roland grass, but the elf seemed to have some kind of bond with him. No matter where he went, the elf could find him accurately, make a nest on his head, and roll around in his hair.
He stood by the window and carefully observed the little elf who was using his finger as a pillow and was immersed in studying. He looked left and right and always felt that something was different.
"Guoguo."
"Berry, come here for a moment."
Feng Ci called out three times in a row. Then, Meiguo, wearing Qiao Tong's high heels, pushed the door open and asked impatiently, "What are you doing?"
Feng Ci waved his hand: "I feel like it seems to have grown a little bit. Come and take a look."
Berry took each step carefully, like she was walking on stilts. She puffed out her belly and ordered confidently, "Come and help me."
Feng Ci tucked the child under his arm and walked quickly. His high heels slipped off with a thud. Meiguo exclaimed, "My crystal slippers fell off. I'm going to be Cinderella again."
"What nonsense are you talking about? There's no such a white and plump Cinderella. You're obviously a princess."
Although her brother was clearly praising her, Meiguo felt something was wrong. She couldn't figure it out for a moment, so she didn't bother to think about it and happily responded, "Yes, I am a princess."
The brother and sister surrounded the elf and observed it. Finally, they measured it with a tape measure and confirmed that the elf had grown by one millimeter.
Berry took out a magic book as thick as a brick, read it word by word, and finally discovered a shocking piece of news in despair.
"elder brother."
"The more the elf learns, the faster it grows, and its magic power becomes stronger and stronger."
"They will teach all their knowledge to those they like."
Berry held her head and said, "Ah, no, no."
…So, he’s also going to learn “How to Fart While Riding a Bike: A Commuter’s Survival Guide”?
It’s too late to withdraw now.
Feng Ci exhaled: Cangsang lights a cigarette.jpg.
He wanted to be alone.
*
Meiguo not only likes to wear Qiao Tong's shoes, but also Feng Chen and Feng Ci's. Both father and son are tall and have long legs, and their shoes are bigger than her face.
As soon as Meiguo's little feet stepped into Feng Ci's sneakers, they felt so heavy that she couldn't walk or stand steadily. Her calves swayed back and forth as if they were being electrocuted.
Feng Ci, who had calmed down and came out of the room, saw this scene and asked: "What are you doing?"
"I'm wearing your shoes."
"Why are you wearing my shoes?"
"I want to try running fast." Berry shook his head, "but your shoes won't let me go. It seems like they love me a little too much."
Feng Ci's sneakers are very light to wear, but the actual weight of the shoes is not light, so it is normal that Meiguo cannot wear them.
Qiao Tong was getting busier and busier at work, and Feng Ci was resting at home on weekends, so the task of taking care of the children basically fell on him. He glanced at the time on the wall. It was three o'clock in the afternoon, and he would come back just in time for dinner.
"Come on, I'll take you out to buy shoes."
Ever since his parents came back, Feng Ci no longer bought clothes or shoes for Meiguo. All her outfits were bought by Qiao Tong, and they were custom-made by hand. They were much more upscale than the ones he wore from Pinduoduo.
Feng Ci took Meiguo to a children's shoe store. The store was brightly decorated and had a dazzling variety of shoe styles.
"Go and pick out anything you like."
Meiguo immediately fell in love with a pair of light red pearl leather shoes and said, "I want these."
The clerk took down the shoes and helped the child put them on. The little leather shoes were shiny and had round toes. Maybe it was because of the shoes, but Feng Ci thought his sister looked even cuter.
He squatted aside and asked, "How is it? Are you comfortable wearing it?"
The child walked around twice, wiggled his toes, and said softly, "Brother, my foot is a little choked."
Feng Ci smiled, looked up and said to the clerk, "Please bring me another pair in a larger size."
The child's feet are of the right length, but they are a little fleshy and easily squeezed.
The clerk brought over a pair of shoes that were one size larger. Meiguo tried them on, walked around, stared at her toes, and chuckled, "So comfortable."
"How much are these shoes?"
"Hello, this pair of shoes you have is our store's featured model. The original price was 1988, but now it's only 1288. If you spend over 3,000, you'll get a free exquisite gift."
Berry's eyes lit up: "I want a gift."
"You know what gift it is? You want it."
Meiguo lay down next to his ear and covered Feng Ci's ear with her other little hand, for fear that her whisper would leak out from the other end.
"Brother, don't refuse a free gift. Don't be embarrassed."
It's free of charge.
It turns out that she only listened halfway and didn't hear a word about the consumption of over 3,000 yuan.
Feng Ci decided to be more cautious: "What is the gift?"
The clerk took out a gift box from a special cabinet and said with a smile, "It's our super popular genuine labubu."
As expected, this gift immediately hit Berry's heart. Just looking at the cute image of labubu on the packaging made her heart beat faster.
"I want to introduce one."
Feng Ci: "Then go pick out two more pairs of shoes."
Feng Ci also likes to draw blind boxes, so he has naturally heard of the recently popular labubu, but he is not very interested in labubu. However, it is rare for him to take Meiguo out to buy a pair of shoes, so he will buy it if she likes it.
When the brother and sister came out of the store, Meiguo happily hugged Labubu, who was only slightly bigger than her palm, and was happier than if she had bought a new pair of shoes.
Fengci used the image recognition function on his phone to check and found that this labubu model is the most common model, with a market price of 198-220.
Well, at least it’s authentic.
Meiguo didn't want Feng Ci to lead the way, and insisted on walking in front. Then she turned smoothly into the food city on the underground floor, walked around for a while, and then slowly took the elevator up.
The child, having eaten his fill, began to feel dizzy. He rested his chin on Feng Ci's shoulder, feeling sleepy, his little body twitching.
"Brother, my throat is jumping."
Feng Ci unscrewed the bottle of mineral water next to him and said, "Who told you to eat so much? Drink some water, and you'll stop burping in a while."
Berry finished his drink in small sips and leaned back lazily, "Brother, my eyes are so dizzy."
Feng Ci patted the fat child lying on his shoulder and said, "Go to sleep if you're tired."
We had originally planned to have dinner at home, but now Berry’s stomach was filled with octopus balls, yogurt twisted dough sticks, chestnut cakes, and clay pot rice, so we couldn’t have dinner.
Feng Ci carried the fat child out of the mall and took a taxi home. Without the disturbance of the elves, the child slept particularly soundly, with the dimples on his cheeks faintly visible.
When they got home, Meiguo woke up with two big eye boogers. Feng Ci didn't point it out directly for fear of hurting the child's face.
"Wash your face when you wake up."
Berry swung his short legs and went to the bathroom. After a while, a child's voice came from the bathroom:
"Brother, come quickly!"
"What's wrong?"
Berry turned and grinned at him, her little voice booming, "Look, I've got rice in my eyes!"
Message:...
"That's eye boogers, rub it off quickly."
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