Chapter 56 56 "Brother, there are so many smokers."
The house was only two blocks away from the school. When Feng Ci returned home for lunch at noon, he took the opportunity to settle the score with the fat kid.
With a serious face, he asked, "Aren't you making progress? Is this the result of your progress? I think you still need to learn more from the elf."
"Oh, I don't want to study, please don't say that." Berry wanted to escape.
Qiao Tong had no intention of getting involved in the dispute between the brother and sister. She sat on the sofa on the other side, knitting a small hat for Feng Rabbit, and acting as a quiet spectator.
"I'm your only brother, can you please cherish me?" Feng Ci tried to awaken Meiguo's conscience. "You keep trying to trick me. If you ever let me get away with it, you'll ask your parents to give you another brother, right?"
Berry grumbled, "Then I want my sister."
Feng Ci's forehead was bulging with veins, and he raised his voice: "What do you mean? Are you really planning to send your brother away?"
Meiguo giggled, the jelly-like flesh on her cheeks trembling slightly. "I'm just teasing you, come on and smile."
The situation was urgent, but this unlucky kid still had the mood to tease others. Feng Ci was so angry that his teeth were itching.
"Brother, I'm not mistaken," Meiguo said confidently and firmly. "If you don't believe me, sing a song."
Having fallen into the trap three times in a row, Feng Ci refused to believe a single punctuation mark: "I made a fool of myself in front of the professor in class today. This is irrefutable evidence, and you still say you are not mistaken."
Berry was like the unscrupulous dealer who was caught selling fake medicine. He had a lot of mouths but couldn't explain himself.
At this time, a kind-hearted person needs to intervene. Qiao Tong stood up and sent Aunt Luo away. When he came back, he cleared his throat and said:
"Xiao Ci, why don't you hum a few lines and let mommy listen to them for you."
Don't give face to the monk, give face to the Buddha. Since Qiao Tong has spoken, Feng Ci might as well let the little witch cleanse him up.
Feng Ci didn't look at Qiao Tong and Mei Guo. He relaxed his lips and throat, and a clear and cool singing voice poured out from his mouth. The well-known children's song "Little Donkey" was sung with a deep feeling by him.
At an angle where he couldn't see, Meiguo's eyes unconsciously lit up like stars. A look of astonishment flashed across Qiao Tong's face, and then he looked at Feng Ci with a gentle smile.
Feng Ci spread his hands and said, "You see, she used the wrong medicine."
"I didn't. It sounds good."
Qiao Tong's eyes were filled with anticipation: "Xiao Ci, your cousin recently acquired a record company, why don't you give it a try?"
Feng Ci frowned: "Mom, stop joking."
He had already experienced this once with Bai Ming.
"Mom, I'm serious." Qiao Tong played the recording. "Listen for yourself if you don't believe me."
Feng Ci never cared about boasting, until the little donkey sounded, each note of which was ridiculously standard, and he was caught off guard and stunned.
Every note stays where it belongs.
Feng Ci touched his neck with a suspicious look on his face. Did he wrongly misunderstand the little witch?
With all the evidence in hand, Meiguo straightened her back and put her hands on her hips: "Send a few more, you are wrongly accusing me."
Feng Ci seemed to be hesitant to speak.
"I can also call Dad and ask him to come back and listen."
Feng Ci sneered and muttered, "What good will it do if Dad, a fence-sitter, comes here?"
Berry turned around and asked: "Mom, what kind of grass is fence-sitter?"
Feng Ci's face changed. "You all heard it, right? I was clearly speaking in a voice that only I could hear. Guoguo, did you install a loudspeaker in me?"
Qiao Tong put down the half-woven hat and thought for a moment, "It's indeed a little unusual. Xiao Ci's voice suddenly became louder in an instant."
"Guoguo, do you have any idea?"
Meiguo blinked at first, stroked his chin and thought hard. After a while, the child's eyes lit up, and he raised his head and clapped his hands, laughing.
"I'm so awesome! The potion has a little speaker function."
The Lark Magic Potion has been upgraded, and surprisingly comes with a loud cricket man function.
This has never happened in my dreams, so how can it not be considered progress?
"No, you should at least do a user interest survey before launching a new feature." Feng Ci rubbed Meiguo's round face furiously. "Besides, is this a truly great feature that benefits the country and the people, huh?"
Fortunately, there happened to be a roommate with hemorrhoids who blocked it, otherwise he would be the one being hung on the campus wall with crickets.
"I don't want this feature, please remove it from the shelves immediately."
Meiguo replied awkwardly, "I see. Wait for me to think about it."
*
The function of the loud cricket man is not serious. We just need to stop the cricket. He is a man of few words, so it will not have much impact on daily life.
But people always make mistakes sometimes, and a car accident is a major social failure. Who can stand having such a big bomb around them?
The little witch's magic potion has no fixed formula and is made at will. Meiguo said she wanted to go out and play to find inspiration, so Feng Ci came back from school in the afternoon and followed her closely.
Meiguo heard from somewhere that there would be a singing and dancing performance in the nearby square in the evening, so she excitedly dragged her brother out to watch the performance.
The square is very close, only two subway stops away. As the brother and sister just walked to the entrance of the subway station, a gust of wind carrying the smell of cigarettes blew towards them, which was very choking.
Feng Ci glanced coldly and saw a few middle-aged men squatting at the entrance of the subway station, smoking loudly because they made the air stink.
He frowned, took off his coat, picked up Berry, pressed the child's head into his chest, covered her entire head with the coat, and walked past quickly with his long legs.
Just as they reached the stairs, Meiguo suddenly raised her round head, and the child under her clothes covered her nose and glared fiercely.
"Uncle smokers, please stop emitting that stinky smell, or your mouth will become burnt."
"Go home soon, bye."
Before the other party caught up, the child's big head quickly shrank back, looking both timid and fierce. Feng Ci laughed secretly and hugged the brave little coward tightly in his arms.
Berry clenched her fists and swore, "Brother, I want to invent a potion that can turn the smoke man back into a human."
"Okay, I support you."
"That……"
"I'll find you some guinea pigs after winter break." Feng Ci said calmly, "Zhang Mai, Fang Chengxuan, and Jiang Hao, you know all three of them. It's best to keep them in the family. They're addicted to smoking and really need your help."
Berry suddenly felt like a huge responsibility was being carried on her small shoulders.
Bangbang, the little witch with an overflowing sense of responsibility, patted Feng Ci on the chest and said, "Okay, okay. I will definitely help Brother Xiao Zhang and the others to start a new life."
Feng Ci glared at her: "Why don't you take a picture of yourself?"
"Because my skin isn't that thick."
"Okay, stop talking."
Meiguo couldn't stop, sitting on his arm, looking around, poking his face, pointing at a certain place: "Brother, what do you mean by walking away?"
Feng Ci followed Mei Guo's gaze and smiled, "That's riding a car."
"You only know half of the words. You really should ask the elf to give you some Chinese lessons."
Berry pinched his open mouth and said, "Okay, stop talking."
*
Because they live in the city center and the park is just a few steps away, the brother and sister seldom take the subway, but instead take Fengci's electric scooter.
The berry is round and plump with two flower buds on its head, just like a little character from a cartoon. As soon as it enters the carriage, a kind older sister gives up her seat for it.
Meiguo grabbed the railing and thanked him calmly: "Thank you, sister. Please don't worry. I'm very heavy and even a strong wind can't blow me away."
The older sister who offered her seat was so cute, "Okay, then tell me when you need it."
There were only two stops in total. Feng Ci did not pick up the fat child, but held her in front of him, using her as a human wall to prevent her from falling.
Meiguo tugged at his trouser leg and said, "Brother, look, there's a beautiful girl over there. Come on, take a look. If you don't look, the beautiful girl will leave."
The beautiful sister who has become a mother was overjoyed. She held the baby in her arms and looked at Meiguo with a smile.
The baby hummed twice, and Meiguo immediately asked, "Sister, is my sister hungry?"
"yes."
Meiguo took out Qiuqiu candy from the small bag Qiao Tong made for her: "Give this to my sister."
The little sister smiled and took out the bottle and milk powder from her backpack. "Sister is too young and has no teeth. She can't eat sweets yet. She has to drink milk."
"I understand." Meiguo shook Feng Ci's arm vigorously and said enthusiastically, "My brother has milk, he can feed his sister."
Feng Ci: "...I don't have milk."
Berry: "Brother, don't be so stingy."
"I don't have any milk, I really don't."
"But you have a pacifier."
Feng Ci: ...It’s just a decorative thing, why mention it?
The conversation between the brother and sister across the Mariana Trench was hilarious. The sister who listened to the whole conversation word for word suppressed her laughter and said:
"It's okay, little one. I brought some milk powder with me, so my little sister won't go hungry."
Meiguo felt embarrassed for not being able to help the little sister and the little sister, so when they arrived at the station, she pulled Feng Ci away from the scene.
On the way out of the station, Meiguo complained that Feng Ci was a stingy person.
Feng Ci knew very well that the best way to resolve conflicts was to divert them.
He spoke slowly: "If I am a stingy person, then so is Dad, because he doesn't even feed you."
The angry little witch froze, "Ah."
"If you don't believe me, go home tonight and ask him if he's willing to breastfeed the baby."
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