Chapter 57 57 "Mom, I want to go to the goose nursery, let me go to the goose nursery..."
"Feeding?" Feng Chen was puzzled. "Feeding who?"
"Me."
Feng Chen closed his computer, lifted the heavy sandbag-like child into his arms, and said with a smile, "So the baby wants to drink milk."
"Okay, Daddy will make you some milk powder now."
Meiguo has been drinking milk powder for health reasons. Qiao Tong makes milk for her every morning and puts it on the table.
"I don't want that." Berry shook her head.
Feng Chen: "Baby, do you want yogurt? Or milk tea?"
He knew that Meiguo was greedy and would rack her brains to drink an extra bottle of yogurt every day. Sometimes, to achieve her goal, she would deliberately act pitiful in front of him and Qiao Tong, licking the yogurt bottle cap clean, and then looking up at them with her watery eyes.
There must be a new trick today.
Meiguo stared straight at Feng Chen's chest: "I want this."
Feng Chen followed the child's gaze for two seconds and immediately picked up the child who was staring at him and put him down on the ground.
"Daddy can't. Daddy is a man and he doesn't have milk."
"Then why do you have a pacifier."
Sensing danger, Feng Chen clutched his chest tightly. "Baby, this isn't a pacifier. It doesn't feed you."
"What is that?"
Feng Chen choked. Well, if Meiguo asked why the sky is blue or why birds can fly, these are routine questions that can be easily explained by science, Feng Chen would definitely answer without hesitation.
But Meiguo asked about physiological knowledge that could not be taken lightly. If the explanation was too profound, she was afraid that she would not understand. If the explanation was too simple, she was also afraid that she would not understand.
"This is... this is a sign to distinguish the front and back." Feng Chen explained stiffly, "It's just like the signs for boys and girls posted outside public restrooms to prevent people from going to the wrong place."
Berry asked innocently, "Is it because Daddy's pacifier is too small?"
The kind-hearted child rubbed his hands and said: "I will help you grow bigger."
Feng Chen's eyelids twitched: "That's not necessary."
Meiguo slapped her round little head and said, "That's right, I'm already a little older. I shouldn't be competing with babies for milk."
Feng Chen nodded in agreement, yes, that's right.
The fat kid turned around and picked up Feng Rabbit, whose mouth was full of orange juice from chewing on a carrot. "Then you feed Feng Rabbit. It's only a few months old."
Feng Chen's body trembled: "That's even worse."
Meiguo pouted and said, "Dad, brother is right. You two are both stingy."
Without giving Feng Chen a chance to explain, the child turned and left: "I want to go find my mom."
Feng Chen was anxious: "Hey, don't go to your mother to feed."
Meiguo turned around and said as a matter of course: "Dad, I only have one mother, I can't tire her out."
Feng Chen: ...
Isn't he her only father?
Feng Chen's face turned green as he watched his daughter go to his wife's studio and close the door. Unable to bear it any longer, Feng Chen roared:
"Failure!"
"Come here, you bastard!"
Feng Ci, who was already a seasoned veteran, didn't care about being scolded by his own father. Compared to the verbal abuse, the torture from his sister was real.
He can clearly distinguish between what is important and what is not.
After scolding his son, Feng Chen lay down on the sofa to rest. After a while, he heard the sound of the studio door opening and the sound of footsteps approaching from afar.
Feng Chen fell asleep immediately, closed his eyes and began to snore, pretending to be fast asleep.
"dad?"
"Dad, are you asleep?"
Yes, Dad is sleeping soundly.
Feng Chen closed his eyes and didn't know what Meiguo was fiddling with. He just felt that the little girl seemed to be running around very busy.
Feng Chen couldn't help but imagine a picture of a loving father and a filial daughter in his mind. His precious daughter probably saw that he was not covered with a blanket and was worried that he would catch a cold, so she went to get him a blanket.
"Daddy, stop leaking air and get up to feed the baby."
“…”
Meiguo turned a deaf ear to Feng Chen's snoring, and pinched his nose to wake up her dad who was pretending to be asleep.
Feng Chen opened his eyes helplessly after his little girl spoke. Meiguo held an empty bottle and a small can of milk powder in her hand and stuffed them into his arms.
"Grandpa, feed me."
Feng Chen asked, "Is this for Feng Rabbit?"
"Yes, yes."
Meiguo's attitude completely changed. She held Feng Chen's hand and tried to comfort him, "Dad, don't be sad. Even though you and your brother both have useless pacifiers, I don't dislike you."
"Just think of it as your pacifier. It's very useful. Don't feel inferior to me."
Feng Chen: “…”
Once he accepted this setting, he found it even more difficult to do it. Feng Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he gritted his teeth and went to make some milk for Feng Rabbit.
Qiao Tong took Feng Rabbit to the pet hospital. It was not yet an adult, only about four months old, and could be fed with milk powder in moderation.
Feng Rabbit is too small, and Meiguo doesn't dare to feed it, so she usually asks Qiao Tong to feed it.
Although she has never eaten pork, she has seen pigs run. Meiguo turned into a supervisor and corrected Feng Chen's feeding posture at any time, giving him a slap and a sweet reward, and coaxed Feng Chen so much that the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes could no longer be covered.
"Daddy, you have to hold the bottle lower, otherwise the rabbit will choke."
"Please be gentle."
"Dad, you're awesome, you're a perfect dad." Meiguo held her little face in her hands, her big eyes sparkling as she looked at Feng Chen, flattering him loudly, "If you can clean up all of Feng Rabbit's poop, you'll be a perfect dad~"
Feng Chen used his free hand to pinch the child's chubby ear, "Okay, Dad will call another helper."
"Failure!"
"Come out and feed, little bastard!"
*
Berry's life as a family of four is the most comfortable. They don't have to go to school or work. They just need to be healthy and happy.
Unfortunately, such good days came to an abrupt end one day, and the model student elf took action.
The kind elves cannot stand humans doing nothing. In the eyes of the learning elves, humans without a study plan are more pitiful than those who cannot afford to eat.
So the elf took some time out of his busy schedule to enter Berry's dream again.
In the dream, the elf held a long scroll in both hands. The moment he waved his magic wand, the scroll, which was so long that it could circle the earth three times, frightened Berry so much that his eyes went dark.
It will take forever to learn this!!
Before one wave of shock subsided, another wave of shock came, and the elf threw out a pile of colorful books in one breath.
A string of glowing words hung above the book: 5200 days left until the college entrance examination.
Berry's pink cheeks trembled. "What is this?"
The little elf tilted its head and smiled cutely: "These are the practice questions produced by Huanggang, which are simulated for the five-year college entrance examination. As long as you finish these highly valuable questions, you will become the most cultured little witch."
There are endless scrolls and a pile of exercises taller than a person.
“Ahhhhhh.”
Berry hugged her head. She didn't want to be the most terrible witch anymore. She would rather be a little waste!
The next morning, Meiguo, who had been reciting magic spells all night, came to Qiao Tong crying, "Mom, I want to go to the gosling garden. Please let me go."
Qiao Tong asked worriedly, "Why does the baby suddenly want to go to kindergarten?"
Berry's eyes were dull. "I'm not unemployed because I go to Goose Farm."
"Baby, are you feeling too bored at home, so you want to go to kindergarten to play with other kids?"
Meiguo subconsciously wanted to answer yes, but when she caught a glimpse of the elf sitting on Qiao Tong's shoulder, she shuddered and changed her words, "No, Mom, I'm going to the Goose Farm to learn. I, I love learning."
"All right then."
Qiao Tong opened his phone and said, "I'll discuss with your father and pick out a few kindergartens for you to choose from."
School has been open for more than a month, and Meiguo is now enrolled in kindergarten, so Qiao Tong has to be extra cautious.
A few days later, after watching the Harry Potter movie, Berry regretted her decision. She buried her head in Qiao Tong's belly and acted coquettishly, her face full of longing:
"Mom, I don't want to go to Gosling Park. I want to go to Hogwarts. Xiu Xiu also wants to go to school with me."
Ever since returning to the modern world, the magic broom Xiu Xiu hasn't experienced the feeling of flying freely, and it's almost moldy from holding it in.
Qiao Tong stroked her daughter's smooth hair, her voice filled with regret and longing: "Going to Hogwarts has been my dream since I was a child, but it's a pity that it only exists in stories."
"Baby, is there a magic academy in the world you and grandma live in?"
"No."
Qiao Tong hugged her child tightly. If the four of them were all in the magical world, she would definitely find a way to build a magic school like Hogwarts for Guoguo so that she could learn her favorite magic. There was no need to envy anyone.
Qiao Tong sighed softly.
How great it would be if they could go to the magical world too.
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