Number One Dad
The intense heat from the flames inside made the air somewhat stifling, and the faint sound of a little girl sobbing could be heard coming from the dimly lit stairwell.
The voice sounded somewhat familiar.
Dazai Osamu rubbed his ears and looked at Nakahara Chuuya with a serious expression: "I remember Yumeno Kyusaku is a boy, right?"
"Mori Ougai didn't undergo gender reassignment surgery because of his unusual fetish, did he?"
Chuuya Nakahara: ": "
"Damn it! The leader isn't that desperate!" Chuuya Nakahara gritted his teeth.
"You don't choose what to eat when you're hungry~." Osamu Dazai said meaningfully.
Chuuya Nakahara: ...His fist hardened.
As they talked, the two continued walking down the wooden steps, eventually bumping into two children.
The boy with two-tone hair was frantically fastening his belt.
Beside her was a little girl clinging tightly to an ugly, grotesque doll, wailing loudly.
The child was still gripping the boy's pants tightly with one hand, and Yumeno Kyusaku was desperately pulling to keep his pants from falling down.
For a moment, both of them fell silent as they looked at the situation.
"Kyusaku..." After a long silence, Dazai Osamu smiled and pressed down on Yumeno Kyusaku's shoulder, his eyes filled with doubt about Kyusaku's character.
The young man bent down, smiling, and asked, "Are you being a pervert?"
Yumeno Hisaku:.
Tears welled up in Yumeno Kyusaku's eyes as he broke down, and the boy turned his head away forcefully, unwilling to speak to the detestable Dazai Osamu.
"Is this how Kyusaku said he was going to ruin me? Tsk tsk tsk," Dazai Osamu shook his head and sighed, his expression full of disappointment.
"The world is going to the dogs, and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be."
Yumeno Hisaku:......
The boy finally couldn't hold back any longer. His eyes welled up with tears, his cheeks flushed with anger, and his angry voice was filled with grievance.
"She pulled down my pants!"
The moment Dazai Osamu saw the two of them, he guessed what had happened.
So his face remained completely calm, his expression so composed that his eyes even held a hint of contempt. "Shouldn't you reflect on why she pulled down your pants?"
Look at yourself, how old are you, still wearing shorts? Reflect on why you let a little girl pull your pants down. Jiuzuo, you're no good!
Tears welled in his eyes, threatening to fall but not quite. Yumeno Kyusaku stood frozen, stunned by Dazai Osamu's words, his expression dazed.
So... it was him who couldn't perform?
Chuuya Nakahara, standing to the side, remained silent for a long while. He impatiently pressed down on his hat, looking coldly at the little girl who had suddenly appeared beside him and had not appeared in the intelligence report at all.
To save Yumeno Kyusaku, one must inevitably be influenced by his supernatural abilities.
What's up with this little guy? Is he a new member of the group?
No, Chuuya Nakahara's expression froze for a moment when he saw the little girl's face, his eyes filled with suspicion.
"Hey, Dazai! Is this guy somehow connected to that detective from your detective agency?"
Dazai Osamu clicked his tongue lightly. He hadn't expected that Edogawa Ranpo's child could be kept secret from the mafia.
It's just that Xiao Luo suddenly appeared, and Chuuya knew about it and reported it to Mori Ougai, which makes me feel a little annoyed.
Thinking of Xiao Luo, Dazai Osamu's expression became subtle, and he softly called the child's name.
Little Luo, who was crying her heart out because her fairytale dream had been shattered, heard a familiar voice.
The child, with teary eyes, looked up at the two people in the dim light on the steps and instinctively hugged the one who was clearer (and shorter).
"Brother, Dad!" With a pout, Xiao Luo smeared her snot and tears on Zhongyuan Chuuya's suit pants, and choked out, "Fairy tales are lies. It turns out that princesses have chicks."
"What is this all about?" Chuuya Nakahara was stunned for a moment, staring at the little girl who suddenly hugged him, her soft and fragile body pressed tightly against him.
Chuuya Nakahara was somewhat at a loss, but he clearly knew something was wrong, and a hint of suspicion appeared in his eyes.
What is the term "brother's father"? Do I know her?
Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up instantly. The little girl really didn't disappoint. He immediately took a step back in shock, his expression horrified: "What! Chuuya, you actually got pregnant out of wedlock behind my back, and you have such a big child."
Nakahara Chuuya: ...
"Damn it!! Don't treat me like an idiot! Do you think I didn't hear you call her name?" Nakahara Chuuya was furious and was about to beat up Dazai Osamu.
He instinctively prepared to take action, but was stopped by the burden beside his legs.
Chuuya Nakahara looked at the soft little girl beside him, suppressed his anger, clicked his tongue in annoyance, and turned his head: "Hey! Kid, know who I am!"
With tears streaming down her face, Xiao Luo looked up at him with a puzzled expression. "Brother, what are you saying... Where did this red-haired guy come from! Why is he impersonating my brother?" Her expression changed abruptly halfway through her sentence.
Nakahara Chuuya: ...
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