Number One Dad
"Yumeno sits for a long time?" the child asked instinctively. "Why does Yumeno sit for so long?"
"Because..." Yumeno Kyusaku subconsciously wanted to explain, but hesitated after understanding.
No one had ever misunderstood his name before, and for a moment Yumeno Kyusaku himself didn't know how to react.
After thinking carefully, he hesitated and said, word by word, "This is the name my parents gave me, probably because... my father got tired of standing."
The child expressed understanding.
Inside the cramped wooden cabin, Yumeno Kyusaku felt the air was rather hot, and he was sweating profusely. Hearing the thumping sounds outside, Yumeno Kyusaku instinctively assumed they were a group.
The boy asked cautiously, "It seems your friend is fighting with the group members. Aren't you going to go and see?"
"Companion?" Looking around, Xiao Luo touched the Zero in her mind and asked in confusion, "Didn't Xiao Luo come alone? Where did this companion come from?"
"Huh?" Yumeno Kyusaku was also surprised. He had always thought that Xiaoluo was someone from some organization who had come to take him away.
"She originally came to see her brother's father, but when she opened the door, she saw Princess Mengye. To save the princess, Xiaoluo became a warrior."
Only warriors and princes can save the princess, and this guy did both for her sake.
The child looked at the boy with righteous indignation and spoke of his selfless sacrifice.
You clearly want to be a warrior, don't you? Zero sighs helplessly.
When Yumeno Kyusaku heard that the other person was alone, he should have felt something, or some other emotion, after realizing that he had misunderstood.
But then he remembered something. The boy, feeling hot, took off the scarf around his neck. He cautiously looked at the raging fire in the distance and asked, "This fire..."
"Someone put it there!" the child happily raised his hand in response.
Yumeno Kyusaku paused for a moment, then tentatively asked in a low voice, "Could you turn it down a bit?"
"Turn it down? So it can be turned down? Don't worry about Xiao Luo, Princess, just turn it down!"
Princess Yumeno is amazing! She can even turn it down! No wonder she's a princess!
Yumeno Hisaku:......
So is this really the story of a "naive" silly kid who ran in and set a fire, and then couldn't put it out?
He assumed that if the other party was capable of setting fire to the cabin and staying inside, they would surely be able to put it out.
Now it seems, was he just a little fool?
The boy sniffed, silently holding back the tears welling up in his eyes.
The children who saved him, without any ill intent, set a fire, seemingly burning them to death in the process.
Outside, some unknown organization is fighting with the group to take him away.
It was getting hotter and hotter around them. The boy was almost brought to tears by the little girl's antics. He stomped two steps toward the stairwell and said angrily, "Don't call me princess anymore! I'm a boy!"
“That’s impossible, Princess Star can’t fool anyone,” the child said proudly, grabbing a toy from the side and following Yumeno Kyusaku’s footsteps. “I’ve read so many fairy tales, and princesses are all girls.”
Zero Zero was shocked. So all along, you thought he was a girl?
Yumeno Kyusaku got even angrier: "That's because you're an idiot! An idiot!" How did she come up with the idea of using fire to save him from being trapped in the wooden house? Now she doesn't even know his gender and is blindly saving people.
Xiao Luo was indignant and unhappy. The little girl angrily pulled hard, saying, "I told you, Xiao Luo knows that the princess is... a boy?"
Yumeno Hisaku:...?
He blinked, staring blankly at the pants that had fallen to the ground. His mouth was unconsciously open, as if he hadn't yet recovered from the moment the pants slipped down.
Xiao Luo stared blankly at the boy's penis that was exposed after his pants fell down.
In the dimly lit wooden house, her expression was obscured. The surrounding air suddenly became oppressive and heavy. The silent stairwell was utterly still. Lingling, somewhat frightened, whispered, "Little Luo...Host?"
After a long silence, the little girl finally came to her senses and burst into tears.
"Liar! Fairy tales are lies! The princess was actually a boy!"
Hearing the child's choked sobs, a desperate cry after a fairytale dream has shattered.
Zero Zero: ...
She really made me cry my eyes out!
To be a hero, he would rather say that fairy tales are lies than admit that he didn't save a princess.
Yumeno Kyusaku didn't know whether to cry or what to do, and silently pulled his pants back up. Even though he was the one whose pants had been pulled down and who had been seen naked.
But the little girl who had pulled down his pants started crying before him, and cried even harder than he did. Yumeno Hisakusaku sniffed, silently holding back the tears welling up in his eyes, and tightened his belt.
*
As Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya finished dealing with the two of them and were about to head to the cabin, they saw flames suddenly rising from below.
The unexpected development took Dazai Osamu somewhat by surprise, but he quickly calmed down.
Without showing any emotion on his face, he swaggered in and pushed open the door together with Chuuya Nakahara.
He said with a smile, "Chuuya, it seems there are other people here. Why don't we just let Yumeno Kyusaku die like this?"
As he spoke, his expression brightened: "Oh my gosh~, this way I don't have to go through the brain hell anymore, that's great~."
Chuuya Nakahara was disgusted by his cloyingly sweet voice, and goosebumps rose on his skin. He kicked out in disgust, but Dazai Osamu nimbly bent over and dodged.
The young man in the top hat glanced at the cabin with disgust, then coldly turned his head away: "Do as you please."
"Huh? Oh my, isn't Chuuya the most obedient little dog? This time he's actually disobeying Mori Ougai's orders. How strange. Has he finally realized that I am his master?"
Dazai Osamu stared in surprise, his eyes sparkling with happiness, a strange blush rising on his face as he spoke with smug satisfaction.
"Damn it!! Who's your dog!!" Chuuya Nakahara's forehead veins bulged instantly as he angrily kicked Dazai Osamu. The man finally calmed down for a moment, his eyes coldly fixed on the house from which wisps of black smoke were rising.
Coldly: "Although the leader gave orders, the moment I see this brat, images of my subordinates who died under the curse flash before my eyes."
Unforgivable!
Dazai Osamu's gaze deepened, his expression becoming inscrutable as he looked at the wooden hut. He calmly walked inside. "I see..."
The soft sound, like a sigh, disappeared into the air. Chuuya clicked his tongue, then followed the other person inside, clearly annoyed and disdainful.
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