Too Many Accidents

Question: I heard that the male lead of that popular drama that just concluded, right when he was about to get famous, retired from the industry to date. Is this true?

Highly upvoted answer from an anonymous user (though anonymity is useless here): Thanks for the invite, my boyfriend is super great!

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Lu Xinyang felt that Ji Rongyu had too many good qualities to count. After they got together, he would tell everyone, "Our Ji Rongyu is exceptionally capable, incredibly smart, and especially, especially, especially good to me. He even makes me delicious food every day and is particularly, particularly gentle."

"It's just that he's a bit shy. He secretly wrote me a book of love letters but was too embarrassed to show them to me."

One day, while Ji Rongyu wasn't paying attention, Lu Xinyang happily opened the small notebook he often used. Then he found the pages filled with eloquent swear words.

Lu Xinyang: "........."

He understood. "He cares about me so much that he even keeps the words he curses me with! It's okay, whatever my boyfriend says is right!"

Ji Rongyu: "? Wait a minute, you're mistaken. The words cursing you aren't in this notebook."

The wealthy and handsome individual who exchanged brains for looks (Gong) × The outwardly proper but secretly fake individual (Shou).

This novel is also known as "The Silly Love Story."

*I don't understand the entertainment industry or follow celebrities; the entire story is wildly fabricated with no real-life prototypes.

*Logic is dead. Lu Xinyang has no brain, and neither do I.

Cover art credit to @无心彀中. Synopsis revision credit to @一位不愿透露姓名的笨蛋.