Chapter 488: So embarrassing that it would be like going to Mars!
After seeing off a group of Magpies fans who came specially to watch the training, the training session on the field ended, and the players returned to the locker room. Newcastle's Longton training base seemed a little quiet.
Not long after, head coach Alan Paidu led the coaching team out of the training building and headed straight for the parking lot.
"John, let's practice the tactics against Southampton in tomorrow's training session. I want to surprise the Saints in this game and completely defeat them at St. Mary's Stadium."
Alan Patu, who was walking in front, turned his head and spoke to assistant coach John Carver, who was lagging behind.
The England coach looked very confident, as if he was sure of winning the game.
Who is to blame for Southampton's recent poor form while Newcastle's is in excellent shape?
"I received news that Southampton strongly supports coach Bielsa, and Yang Huan has announced that he will renew his contract with Bielsa."
John Carver said with a smile.
Alan Paidu was not disappointed at all after hearing this, instead he laughed.
"Renew the contract? Okay, I was actually worried that they would change the coach."
There is a popular saying in the football world that changing coaches is like changing knives. If Southampton changes coaches at this time, there will be too many unknown factors. And with Southampton's strength, who knows how the game will turn out?
Bielsa staying is undoubtedly the best option, after all, the Argentine has a track record.
"In addition, we have received news that Vidal will miss this game due to injury."
Alan Patu nodded again.
Southampton does not have many injuries at the moment. Neymar was injured before and missed the last game, but Hazard, who came on as a substitute, performed well. The Belgian should continue to start in this game.
After the game, the media reported that Vidal had a minor injury and it seems that he will also be absent.
But Southampton has a lot of talented midfielders, with Matic in the defensive midfielder and Isco, Koke and James Rodriguez in the midfield. They have all made many appearances this season and performed very well, so they should be able to replace Vidal.
"It would be even better if Toni Kroos and Modric were injured," Alan Patu said a little greedily.
The assistants around him burst into laughter.
Although Southampton is currently ranked in the middle and has been criticized, the double defensive midfielder combination of Toni Kroos and Modric has created a unique and beautiful landscape in the Premier League.
At first glance, this double defensive midfielder combination is too soft, and some even worry that they are vulnerable.
But in fact, the combination of the two technical midfielders contributes greatly on the defensive end, and their support on the offensive end is also quite obvious. No matter which team they face, they can help Southampton firmly control the initiative of the game.
So far, Southampton has maintained a possession rate of around 60 percent in every Premier League game.
Coupled with their ability to create opportunities in the midfield, Southampton's offensive football is quite threatening.
Vidal has scored many goals this season and his offensive and defensive statistics are also impressive, but he is not an indispensable player after all, and his absence does not have much impact on Southampton.
But if one of Toni Kroos and Modric falls, Southampton will suffer a great loss.
"Okay, that's it. I have something else to do, so I'll go back first."
After saying that, Alan Patted Du and the car door beeped twice, then he opened the car door with the remote control.
This is a red Ferrari sports car
Last season, Newcastle performed well and reached the top five in the league. The stingy chairman Ashley gave Alan Petr a generous bonus, and the latter used the bonus to buy this car, which is worth more than 300,000 pounds.
But just as the man approached the car, Alan Paidu was stunned and then cursed loudly.
"Who stole my wheel?"
John Carver and the others were startled and immediately took two steps forward, only to see that the four wheels of Alan Paidu's Ferrari, which he valued more than his wife, had been removed and the entire body of the car was propped up by a few bricks.
"What's going on?"
"Is it a prank? Who would do such a prank?"
"Oh my god, what does it take to steal a wheel?"
"Ferrari wheels are very expensive, maybe they were stolen and sold."
Alan slapped Du's face, which turned red with anger, and there was a rage in his chest that was about to burst out.
This is his Ferrari.
Who was such a jerk as to steal the wheels from his Ferrari?
"If I knew, I would tear him to pieces"
Newcastle's Longton training base is located in a remote countryside, next to the railway, with only a small road connecting it to the outside. It is usually deserted and not even a single person can be seen.
This is also a feature of the training bases of Premier League teams. For example, Manchester United's Carrington is also quite remote.
Newcastle is not a wealthy team. The Longdon training base doesn't even have a wall. It is just hastily separated by barbed wire. Although there is a security guard at the gate, a local old man, he usually just sits in the security room and opens the door.
The area of the entire training base is neither big nor small.
The monitoring system is mostly installed near the training building. Nothing has happened in the parking lot so it has not been installed.
After all, there is only one road, and the car thief must pass through the security room, right?
Who would have thought that someone would be so bored as to go into a parking lot and steal four wheels?
"That doesn't make sense. Why would someone steal your wheel for no reason?"
"Yeah, there are so many cars parked here, how come your car is the only one that got into trouble?"
"Look at Ben Alfa's car, it's worth a lot of money, how come it's fine?"
The assistants' words immediately calmed down Alan Paidu, who was in a frantic state.
Yes, so many of them were fine, why is it that only my car...
"Ah, I'm still drawing on my car..." Alan Paidu almost collapsed again.
Damn it, it’s bad enough that you stole my wheels, but you also painted on my car?
Excessive
Too much
"Who is it? Who is it?" Alan Patu was about to go berserk and transform.
"Alan, have you offended anyone recently?" asked John Carver.
At this moment, a name immediately flashed through Alan Paidu's mind.
"Demba Oba"
John Carver and others were shocked when they heard this. "Is it him?"
"Yes, it must be him. I just had a fight with his damn agent brother yesterday, and he threatened that I would regret it. I didn't expect him to do this to me today." Alan Patu looked very confident.
Demba Ba has been negotiating a contract extension with Newcastle since half a year ago.
The main reason was that when he joined Newcastle on a free transfer in the summer of 2011, there was a clause in the contract between the two parties.
That is, if a club makes an offer of 7 million pounds, Newcastle must release the player unconditionally.
Before joining Newcastle, Demba O Ba played for West Ham United for half a season, scoring seven goals in twelve games, a good performance, but West Ham United was relegated to the Championship and Demba O Ba did not seem to stand out.
Unexpectedly, after joining Newcastle, Demba Ba has become Newcastle's top scorer. He scored 16 goals in 34 games last season and has scored eight Premier League goals so far this season, making this Senegalese center forward very popular.
Seven million pounds is a steal for him.
Therefore, Newcastle wanted to go back on their word and asked Demba Ba to sign a new contract.
Especially for head coach Alan Padu, Demba Ba is the spearhead of his tactics, how can he transfer?
But Demba Ba and his agent brother took the opportunity to ask for a huge salary of 90,000 pounds a week, which was simply unacceptable to Newcastle.
As a result, the two sides had a big quarrel in the head coach's office and left unhappily.
"It must be him, it must be him"
The more Alan Paidu thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, and the more he thought about it, the more certain he became.
He really couldn't figure it out, who else could it be besides the two brothers?
"He will definitely regret it," Alan Paidu also said harshly.
But at this moment, the cell phone in his pocket rang at an inopportune time.
"Hello, Mr. Alan Patto, I'm from The Sun. We received a set of photos. I heard that you were protested by Magpies fans and your luxury Ferrari was dismantled. Is that true?"
Alan Paidu on the other end of the phone took a deep breath.
Damn it, you are really teasing me
Given the character of The Sun, why wouldn't they report this news relentlessly?
This time I really embarrassed myself so much that the whole world knows about it, even to Mars.
"Wakakaka, this brat wants to fight with me?"
In the lobby of the Landmark Hotel in London, Yang Huan was reading the news in the newspaper and couldn't stop smiling.
After The Sun and other newspapers reported yesterday that four wheels of Alan Paidoo's luxury car had been removed, another news came today.
The four wheels of Alan Patu were thrown into a nearby recycling station.
Unfortunately, it has been destroyed without any trace of Ferrari's dignity.
This bizarre piece of news occupied the front pages of British newspapers of all sizes yesterday and today. Without exception, all of them were mainly ridiculing and mocking Alan Paidu.
After all, who would blame the fans these days?
Long Wu, who was sitting next to Yang Huan, was originally playing with his mobile phone, but when he heard Young Master Huan's laughter at this time, he felt so miserable in his heart.
Poor Long Shiba, the leader of the Chinese Dragon Group, but now he is assigned to steal wheels...
Just thinking about it makes me feel wronged
Perhaps Young Master Huan is the only one in the world who is so extravagant that, in order to play a trick on someone, he actually asked the Dragon Team bodyguards to fly north from Southampton, crossing most of Newcastle, just to steal four wheels...
If this gets out, who would believe it?
But our Young Master Huan is so willful.
"Master Huan, why don't you just smash his car directly?" Long Wu asked curiously.
After hearing this, Yang Huan looked around and saw that there was no one around. He sighed in relief.
"So, you are just too naive."
After a pause and a sip of coffee, Master Huan continued.
"What's the point of smashing his car? He has insurance, and the insurance company will suffer the consequences."
"But I won't smash his car, I'll just mess with it for a while, so that every time he drives his car in the future, he will remember that his beloved car was robbed and played with by someone on a certain day in a certain year. How sour and refreshing will that feel?"
A newspaper previously interviewed Alan Patton, and the young England coach said that this Ferrari is simply his wife.
Okay, I'm going to play with your wife now, and see what you will do?
Don’t want to throw it away?
Alain Patru is probably not rich enough to do that.
You can keep it and continue to use it, then...
"Well, Lao Wu, do you think he will feel like he's been cuckolded?"
Long Wu was puzzled. What did this car have to do with the green hat?
Yang Huan didn't wait for his answer and answered with a smile.
"I shouldn't feel anything. After all, you'll get used to wearing this green hat after a while."
After saying that, Yang Huan stood up.
"Let's go upstairs for the meeting."