Chapter 18 Calix Theme: [Who knows cool mecha head...
Subject: [Who understands the value of a cool mecha with a cute creature on its head delivering food to me!]
The author of the post: It’s a beautiful day with clear blue skies today… I can finally eat the limited edition sauce-flavored pancakes. I’ve been looking forward to the afternoon takeaway delivery all day, so I waited at the pickup point in advance. From a distance, I saw something squatting on top of the mecha, and when I got closer, I found out it was a dwarf rabbit!
It’s so round and so small, it feels like it has no neck, just a double scoop of ice cream!
If Hull wasn't so tall, I'd really like to snatch the bunny in broad daylight! Put it in my mouth and smash it!
Of course, I must make it clear that I don’t want to talk, I just want to discuss, there is really no other intention!
1L: Oh, what else can you do besides licking my saliva?
2L: You know what, Lancelot took really good care of him. When the sun shines on his golden fur, it looks so beautiful. If you flip him over to the ground and stick your mouth into his warm, soft belly... well, he feels so comfortable that he shivers all over!
3L: Oh my god, what's wrong with you canines? I feel like I'm turning into a werewolf...
4L: I would call it the bakery’s evil propaganda plan. You can look at the rabbits but you can’t touch them. You can only eat cakes to vent your itch!
5L: Sorry, I’m zoomorphic, who is this dwarf rabbit?
6L: Strategic Treasure Rabbit! Follow the forum's Rabbit Lure Observation Group for details!
7L: Am I the only one curious about how the OP got the limited edition flavor?
8L: Don’t you know? If you vote for Youan for three consecutive days, you can redeem it for free at the bakery!
9L: Oh my god! This bakery is so good? They're so generous in supporting their part-time employees?!
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97L: I am really impressed. Even such a weak beast form deserves to be praised to the sky by you guys. Even when it burps and speaks in a coquettish voice with pinched throat, there are still people praising it. It is really funny.
98L: If the humans in the Federation don’t understand, just ask, is there also a contempt chain for beast-types?
99L: No. A retard making retard remarks. I can see there are some flaws in your evolution @97L.
The words on the light screen were reflected in the green olive-like pupils. The red-haired nobleman sitting by the window shook his thick and soft triangular ears, and a harsh and contemptuous sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.
The Siamese cat maid was used to it and was just about to add water to the empty teacup with the teapot when she saw a furry cat with pointed ears peeking out from the kitchen door.
Youan tilted his head, poked out his round rabbit head, stared at the maid with his small eyes for a moment, and then retreated back to the kitchen.
After a while, he used his head to balance a big bowl and pushed it out with a grunt.
Fiona's heart trembled.
Ah, I let him cook for himself without realizing it.
This was indeed the most comfortable time for Youan to revisit his roots. Apart from the fixed working and study time, he and You Tuantuan liked to squat on the head of the housekeeping robot and circle around the house to find a batch of fresh food that Fiona had just purchased.
Brightly colored ham, tender and juicy T-bone steak, white truffles, creamy cucumbers, and a whole giant grouper fish that was cut into pieces and rich in fat...
For Youan, hot meals only exist in the tiny memories of his childhood.
Seeing the abundant food, he was as excited as if he had discovered a gold mountain, and he raised his paws to eat it!
As soon as I started making it, I got so excited that I forgot about the mood. I mixed all the vegetables and meats I wanted to eat into it and made a big bowl of paste. I invited everyone to taste it.
As for how it tasted, the maid, seeing the remains of sandworms in the bowl, stepped back and refused to comment.
Anyway, Lancelot took a sip out of curiosity, and his expression changed in a very complicated way, as if he had entered another world. Then he solemnly instructed Fiona to change his recent menu to plain porridge and noodles.
You An held half of the sandworm in his mouth and performed a duet with You Tuan Tuan, saying, "You don't need to lose weight."
Lancelot's fox ears flew up, and his voice was weak: "Nourishing the stomach."
You Tuantuan made an expression that said, "You really don't have a good appetite," and licked the bottom of the bowl.
After dinner, You Tuantuan ran around the house.
Youan slowly cleaned his fur in front of the mirror and squatted like a hen in Lancelot's palm.
The petal-like little ears were softly pressed against the back. Lancelot couldn't help but touch them a few times with his fingers.
Youan made a vague "grunt".
The rabbit tilted its head and fell down.
The dwarf rabbit was really small, or perhaps its bony hand was big enough, so no matter how Youan turned it over, it stayed firmly in Lancelot's palm.
If you slightly close your fingers at this time, the carefully maintained soft rabbit hair will overflow from between your fingers.
It’s a wonderful and comfortable touch, like cotton wrapping around the heart.
Until the end of the atavism period, Lancelot still felt a little regretful that there was something missing in his palm.
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"Wait for me at the training ground after you finish your part-time job."
A flashy red and gold aircraft landed at the back door of the bakery.
"Remember to share the cookies Fiona baked with your colleagues. It would be great if you could write down any feedback."
Lancelot pulled open Youan's shoulder bag, complaining about how terrible it was for a maid to be obsessed with baking. He then expertly stuffed the transparent bag with a bow and Youan's head into it, flicking his forehead with his finger. "Go, sir. I wish you a happy work day today."
I've always been happy.
Youan patted his bulging bag and got out of the aircraft.
He arrived at the bakery and distributed the skull cookies made by Fiona to other employees, and also stuffed one into You Tuantuan's arms.
"Cookies? Looks perfect for Halloween."
Boss Ji, who was passing by, saw it and ate two pieces with a crunch.
Although he was from Federal Blue Mercury, many of the words he occasionally said were new to Youan.
Youan really wanted to ask what Halloween was, but he still had to work, so he left You Tuantuan in the store and took [Hull] to school.
He was busy checking the orders and soon arrived at the last delivery point - the training ground.
At this time, the training ground was bustling with people, and the battle stage built in the center of the hall was particularly eye-catching.
Kagano's students have always enjoyed eating takeout while watching the beauty of the game. There is nothing more satisfying than this.
The delivery guy is a pretty little bunny boy. He takes the food out of Hull's metal belly, hands it over with both hands, and patiently instructs us in a soft voice.
"Please enjoy your meal"
"Be careful of the heat"
"Don't smack your lips while eating bread."
“???” The healing classmate of the same grade was holding half a piece of cake in his mouth, and he didn’t understand why his attitude suddenly changed when it came to him.
Just as he was about to respond, there was an uproar in the hall, and everyone looked towards the fighting stage in shock.
The battle of Kagano is usually synonymous with the aesthetics of violence. If these orcs don't make some noise every now and then, it would be a waste of their high energy and physical strength.
Just like now.
The combat freshman wore a wanton and defiant smile, slowly approaching his opponent, who was lying motionless on the ground. He twirled the azure lightsaber in his palm, then suddenly exerted force on the hilt.
"clang--"
The force of thunder-like strikes made the opponent's sword blade make a crisp sound, and then it shattered into pieces easily like porcelain cracking in a spider web.
Few people would destroy the defeated person's weapons in front of him.
The huge training ground fell into silence, leaving only the red-faced seniors, sobs choking in their throats as their self-esteem was shattered.
But if you lose, you lose. That's the rule of challenging Calix.
The scattered fragments were kicked away like garbage by the black boots.
After winning three games in a row, the leopard orc smoothed his hair with a look of satisfaction on his face. His combat uniform was tightly attached to his chest, revealing the outline of his strong, bulging and slightly undulating muscles.
The girls in the crowd, their ears red, whispered to each other: "Oh my God, let me bury it for a while..."
What to bury?
Youan stood on tiptoe out of curiosity.
The healing people around him were still talking about it.
"Oh my god, that guy's arm must have been dislocated after being hit so hard? This freshman class is really crazy."
"Kalix's [Biquan] is amazing. It's said to have been custom-made by an A-level mechanic from the association. Wow, it must have cost over a million!"
"He heard that Lancelot also had custom weapons and asked for a real fight, but was rejected."
"That fox said he was 'reluctant to use it'. I think he's just a noble young man who wants to save face and is afraid of losing."
The gathered rabbit ears slowly opened to both sides. Youan subconsciously raised his neck, passed by the crowd of people, and his eyes fell on the lightsaber held in the leopard orc's hand.
The cool energy circuit is prominent on the surface of the blade like a blood vessel. The hilt is made of silver skeleton stone with an excellent feel. The energy crystal core at the bottom is inlaid with a circle of beautiful broken jade, which has no practical use except to increase its value.
In just a few seconds, the three-dimensional model of [Biquan] quickly took shape in my mind.
Youan shook his head, a little regretful: "His lightsaber won't last the fourth game."
Just when everyone was quiet, his highly recognizable voice floated to the battle stage.
"Who said that?"
A hoarse voice followed closely behind.
Kalix placed his hands on the railing at the edge of the platform. A metal eyebrow stud adorned the end of his raised eyebrows, passing a cold light through everyone's mind.
The crowd of onlookers parted ways.
At the end of the sight, the healing guy who was smacking his lips at the beginning straightened his back nervously, trying to block the person behind him.
However, the pair of soft and short rabbit ears were exposed in the brown pupils.
"I said so."
Without waiting for Calix to come down and arrest the man himself, Youan walked out on his own.
"[Biquan]'s quantum circuit is indeed very precise and can resonate with mental power to the greatest extent. However, it has too many energy storage nodes. Although it has strong explosive power, it is prone to overload and imbalance. It is not suitable for your aggressive fighting style..." The young man, who was being watched by everyone, paused, as if he was considering more tactful words.
Then his rabbit ears wiggled, he raised his little face, and his sweet voice fell clearly into everyone's ears -
"In general, if it's a custom weapon made just for you, you've been ripped off."
“Huh—”
The sound of sucking in breaths almost sucked out the air, and Mr. Bajizui flapped his hands around, trying to turn the surroundings into a vacuum where no sound could pass.
"I know you, Bunny."
Calix grinned, revealing his sharp white fangs. "My roommate gets horny looking at your picture every night."
Unfortunately, the other party did not show any embarrassed or angry reaction. Instead, many people in the audience kept staring at his face, saying that it was human nature and understandable.
Seeing that the training ground was about to turn into a bedtime entertainment exchange meeting, Youan scratched his hair and wanted to leave, but before he turned around, he was suddenly stopped by Calix.
"I told you to leave, can you? You can impress people by just pretending to speak a few jargons... Don't be silly, rabbit."
Calix didn't hide his impatience. He bent his finger in Youan's direction and made a "come" gesture. "You have to prove what you said yourself. Don't think of escaping without a fight."
"Of course I can, but I'm delivering food. They say a good actor doesn't take on a role, and a good rabbit doesn't take on a part-time job. If I accept your invitation during working hours, it will make me look very immoral." Youan frowned, pouted seriously, and muttered something.
Calix rolled his eyes. "I'll pay you double the hourly rate for the time you've wasted. Do you want to come?"
As soon as the words fell.
You An scurried over and climbed onto the stage using his hands and feet: "I'm coming right here..."
No one expected the situation to develop like this. The chaotic and noisy noises flooded the second floor of the training ground like a flood.
"What is it that you are so absorbed in looking at, my dear Lorient?"
The door to the training room behind the young man opened, and a woman who looked similar to him walked out.
Ava Winters pulled her long white braid behind her chest, walked to the space vacated by the young man, lowered her eyelashes and glanced at -
Oh, Lancelot's little pet.
She chuckled, as if she had seen the pitiful appearance of the dwarf rabbit orc being beaten and crying.
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