Chapter 99: Didn’t you poison me?



"or……"

He didn't dare to say anything weird, and he couldn't find any other topics to talk about. After a long silence, Wu Zheng could only bring the conversation back to the TV.

"Tell me about this cartoon of yours. What's going on?"

"… This is just a side note. I'm waiting for Investiture of the Gods, but it's not airing yet."

Shen Rongrong chuckled and wanted to find another topic to change the subject, so she started talking.

"I discovered this when I was listening to the military wives chatting a few days ago. They complained that this show was too explicit, with the women in it bathing without clothes on. But after listening to the plot, I thought this show was good, with many monsters in it... It's much more interesting than reading a book! We didn't have a TV to watch it before..."

Shen Rongrong was talking about the world of cultivating immortals, where there was no television. People could only read books and bamboo slips, and at most there were some shadow puppet shows... It was somewhat stuck in the ancient times.

However, the world over here is much more developed. Not only do we have televisions, but sometimes the troops also organize watching movies and singing together, which is really fun.

Although she was more used to going out and playing physically, so she didn't watch TV.

But now, she has learned her lesson and decided that all her options for the rest of her life are to have children at home - so she has no other choice but to watch TV at home.

Maybe I should say: Fortunately, there is a TV.

Wu Zheng didn't think much about it, and said calmly while crossing his legs, "Many places don't have televisions, and even the channels that can be received in rural areas and cities are different. This is normal."

"It's time!" When the theme song of Investiture of the Gods started, Shen Rongrong suddenly became extremely excited. She stared at the TV and chattered, "Quick, quick, quick... see that vixen?... I knew a vixen before!"

"I saw it." Wu Zheng leaned against the sofa leisurely: "Not very pretty. Not as pretty as you."

Chen Yu opened the door curtain in time and stared with a sinister look at this bad guy who always had nothing better to do and teased his wife and caused trouble.

Wu Zheng felt a chill down his spine as he added, "Not as pretty as me."

Shen Rongrong looked back at him blankly, and after a while she chuckled: "I don't think you want to be my second husband."

"……Um?"

Shen Rongrong couldn't stop smiling, looking at her husband standing at the door: "You want to come to my house and be a free mistress."

Wu Zheng gasped, "Bah! What do you mean by a free mistress? Can you put it in a nicer way? In order to save you and your husband, I sealed up my military medical records. In the eyes of people who don't know the reason, I am equivalent to being expelled from the army, you know? I am an ordinary citizen now, and you still bully me."

"Ah?" Shen Rongrong didn't expect this to happen, but she didn't know exactly what was going on. She just reached out and touched his arm and coaxed him, "I'm sorry, you've worked so hard..."

At the same time, with a swish, Chen Yu lowered the curtain, leaving all the ugly faces outside.

Wu Zheng could clearly hear the sound of him chopping green onions outside in the house. The kitchen knife in his hand chopped on the chopping board, making a "dong dong dong" sound, as if venting his anger.

"Hey! Here it comes."

The TV series had just started, and Shen Rongrong had no idea that her husband was angry. She pointed at the vixen on TV and spoke to Wu Zheng!

"These days, the military wives are saying that this vixen is such a piece of shit. The vixen I knew before was a piece of shit. She has a nice appearance, and her every frown and smile is so seductive. She can seduce a man with just a glance."

"She always likes to hang around in all kinds of busy places, specifically seducing rich and powerful men. There was a wealthy businessman who was so obsessed with her that he even gave up his wife and children for her. The vixen lied to him that she would spend the rest of her life with him, but in fact she was just after his money. When the businessman gave her all his belongings, she just left without a trace."

"There was also a young nerd who only cared about studying and wanted to pass the imperial examination. A vixen deliberately appeared in front of him to seduce him. The nerd couldn't resist the temptation and was immediately drawn to the stories about monsters and scholars. The vixen lied to him that she was a woman in distress and wanted his help. For her, the nerd dropped out of school, wandered around with her all day, and spent all his family fortune on her."

"But this vixen was secretly flirting with other men, planning evil things, and finally took away his ancestral house, and used the money to buy mountain spirit herbs for herself to replenish her body. I heard that the nerd was finally dead on the street."

"The worst thing is that she seduced a married man. The man had a happy family, his wife was gentle and kind, and his children were cute and sensible. But this vixen used all means to seduce him and made him betray his wife. She lied to the man that she was pregnant with his child and forced him to divorce his wife."

"The man was in so much pain in the middle. On one side, he had to bear the responsibilities of his family, and on the other side, he had to bear the temptations of the vixen... In the end, under the deception of the vixen, he made the wrong choice and divorced his wife. But the vixen wasn't pregnant at all. Chunchun was just doing it for her own selfish reasons... Just like that nerd, he lost all his money, and in the end, it was his abandoned wife who took him in..."

Shen Rongrong was gossiping so much that Wu Zheng was stunned.

Fortunately, humans call women who deliberately seduce men "fox spirits", so Wu Zheng didn't think much about it. He just thought that Shen Rongrong's experience was really extraordinary and she also knew a fox spirit.

It feels like she is no longer the cute little girl who said softly "Thank you, fish boss" in the mountains.

Wu Zheng looked at him critically and sighed, "You have really changed."

"I've changed too?" Shen Rongrong subconsciously looked down at herself. She didn't see any soft white flesh coming out. She realized that she was no longer a snail spirit. She slapped him and said, "You're talking nonsense! I'm a human now! I can't change!"

"Uh..." Wu Zheng was slapped on the shoulder and didn't know what this meant, so he couldn't continue.

The topic ended here, and the two of them stared at each other for a while and watched Investiture of the Gods. Seeing that there were no scenes of women taking baths without clothes, Wu Zheng found it a bit boring.

After a while, he put on his shoes and went downstairs: "You continue to watch, I'll go help Lao Chen with the vegetables."

"Great." Shen Rongrong had somehow fulfilled her two husbands' fantasy of cooking, and she happily waved her hands, "Go, go!"

Wu Zheng walked out of the room with a colder back and saw Mr. Chen Yu, who still had a gloomy face.

He felt like he had overstepped his bounds and was a little embarrassed.

"Pork rib soup, small fried fish, stewed big fish, fried celery noodles and shredded potatoes... Four dishes and one soup, it's a really nutritious and delicious meal." He laughed innocently twice, and pulled Chen Yu's clothes to try to ease the atmosphere: "Tell me the truth... You didn't poison me, did you?"

"How can I do that? My wife loves you so much. If I poison you to death, she will strangle me."

Chen Yu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but the sound of cutting potatoes was still very loud... He even turned away stiffly, not looking at him, his temper written all over his face, just short of a 'humph'.


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