Chapter 62: Doggerel



Tian Xiaolan bought some paper and wrote the jingle on it, while Wei Wenjie watched her write.

Chen Dong and Yang Xi from Wangjia Village are not good people.

He steals people, kidnaps people, and cheats on exams.

Mayor, if you don't take care of him, he will go to heaven.

The Great Master Qingtang Gaishi is talking about you!

Although some of them do not rhyme, they must be close to life in order for everyone to understand and remember them. In this age of material scarcity, a little gossip can make everyone talk about it with relish.

I copied dozens more sheets, and didn't stop even though my arms were sore.

By the way, the child is illiterate. Tian Xiaolan almost forgot this point, so she added some pinyin and pictures to make the child interested.

After finishing writing, he looked up at the sky and saw that the sun was already high in the east. It was noon. He handed the written paper to Wei Wenjie and told him, "If the mayor comes to you and asks why you spread this rumor, just say it was Tian Xiaolan who spread it. My family is in Li Weiguo's house in Wangjia Village."

"good."

When Accountant Hu arrived, Tian Xiaolan had already made all the arrangements. Accountant Hu was thirsty and forgot to bring water. The water by the field was not drinkable. If a leech got into his stomach, it would be the end of him.

He left and went outside to point out to him who was Accountant Hu.

He remembered that there was a water stall under the round archway as soon as he entered the town. It was not expensive at two cents a bowl, so he planned to drink there.

After finally reaching the door of the store, I saw Tian Xiaolan sitting there eating noodles, and suddenly she started coughing.

Accountant Hu ran into the store without even looking at her. The sun was scorching outside, and he walked for so long under the scorching sun that he almost fell on the road!

"Give me some water, please. I want some water." Accountant Hu's face flushed, and he stared at the water in Wei Wenjie's hand with a dull look.

"Do you want to drink water? Wait, I'll pour it for you right away." Hearing Tian Xiaolan's cough, he knew that the person in front of him was the one Tian Xiaolan was talking about waiting for.

Accountant Hu snatched the water from his hand without waiting for him to pour it, and drank it all in a few gulps. He still felt dry mouth and burning in his heart, as if he was going to die.

"Pour me a few more bowls." He didn't care about saving money this time, he just wanted to save his life first.

"Okay." Wei Wenjie smiled and poured him two bowls of water from the water tank in the back room.

As soon as he walked, the water in his hands poured out from the edge. His left foot pushed the water in the bowl of his right foot and flew uncontrollably towards Accountant Hu, splashing the water on Accountant Hu's pants, making them wet.

His brain seemed to be damaged by the heat. Accountant Hu did not dodge when water poured over him, and a large area of his crotch was wet. Accountant Hu felt so distressed when he looked at his blue pants. These were the ones he had always been reluctant to wear. How could he go to meet his boss after he had ruined them like this?

"Uncle! It's my fault. You can hit me or scold me." Before Accountant Hu could say anything, Wei Wenjie admitted his mistake.

"These bowls of water are free, they're all for you!" Wei Wenjie said apologetically.

Scolding him would make him seem ungenerous. Look, the sun is shining outside, so it should dry quickly if you go out and dry it in the sun.

"Bring as much water as you can." Accountant Hu left it at that. His mouth was still dry and smoking, so he drank more water.

Wei Wenjie took the bowl to the kitchen to get some water, thinking to himself that since it had come to this, he could still remain calm, so he could only think of other solutions.

After drinking a few bowls of water, his stomach swelled up, his lower body began to swell, and he had a bad urge to defecate. He could find a toilet, but he was not willing to hand over his cloth bag to others. He was afraid that if he took it to the toilet, it would fall into the toilet and get contaminated by the smell. If the examiner was offended by the smell, he would be expelled from their village and he would become a sinner for all eternity!

After thinking it over and over again, he couldn't hold it in any longer, so he threw the bag on the table and said, "Kid, take good care of the bag for me, don't let anyone touch it."

"Okay." Wei Wenjie agreed readily.

Accountant Hu rushed to the toilet quickly, and Wei Wenjie quickly opened his bag. There was a pile of test papers in it. The rest were neatly arranged, except for a few folded test papers scattered randomly in the corners. He took out those and opened them, and they were the ones that Tian Xiaolan mentioned.

Spread the test papers on the table, find Tian Xiaolan and Wang Xiuer's test papers, take out the cooked rice prepared in advance, press a few grains of it behind the small paper with Chen Dong and Yang Xi's names written on it, and then stick it on Tian Xiaolan and Wang Xiuer's test papers, and you're done.

He collected the test papers with Chen Dong and Yang Xi's names on them, folded them and put them in the backyard, then went to the door and made a gesture as if he was coming over.

Seeing that he had finished his work, Tian Xiaolan had already finished her noodles. She walked over and followed him to the back yard, counted the money for him, took the test paper and prepared to leave.

He stopped her with a hand, pursed his lips and said after a while: "Don't go, I want to learn to write with you, okay?" He fled here from far away when he was young, and his father had no money to send him to school. At that time, staying alive was the most difficult thing. He envied those who could read and write the most. He felt very powerful when he picked up a pen to write and draw.

"Okay!" Tian Xiaolan saw his serious expression and said with a smile, "Then let me tell you how to pronounce these words first! Remember them first, and I'll test you next time!"

Tian Xiaolan read it to him several times and waited until he repeated it word for word before leaving. Wei Wenjie reluctantly saw her off.

At this time, Accountant Hu came back with his legs trembling, holding his stomach, and passed by Tian Xiaolan. He still couldn't figure out why he suddenly had a stomachache, and he didn't eat anything indiscriminately.

Someone must be trying to harm him!

When I returned to the store, the bag was still on the table. I asked the child, "Did anyone buy anything just now?"

"No one is coming! I've been sitting here." Wei Wenjie replied without blinking, knowing what he was worried about.

Accountant Hu glanced at the small round clock on the table. It was already half past eleven. The leaders should have gone to lunch early, but no one was there when he arrived.

So he shouted at the stall next to him: "Give me a bowl of vegetarian noodles." Fortunately, his wife stuffed a few cents into Chen Dong's pocket before he left, saying that he must eat, because he was the pillar of his family and couldn't fail.

I plan to sort out the papers while the noodles are still warm and hand them in later.

While cleaning up in the store, he found that two papers were missing. He turned the whole bag upside down but still couldn't find the missing papers. He looked at the names and luckily the missing papers were those of Tian Xiaolan and Wang Xiuer. If they were those of Chen Dong and Yang Xi, he wouldn't have to go back to the village.

"Did you touch my things? Take the test paper out and I won't send you to the police station!" He turned his spearhead towards Wei Wenjie again and blew him away.

"Are you crazy? I don't even know what's in your bag, and you say I took it! How can you bully a kid?"

Accountant Hu was angry and helpless. He couldn't really do anything to him. With so many people around, if the goods weren't delivered, he would be arrested by the police. "How can you be considered a kid? There's no other kid as tall as you."

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