Chapter 2 Mingzheng Hall His chatter is too noisy
Kneeling down with the two peacocks in front of him, Su Mian lowered his head and pondered about the situation of the emperor of Lanling Kingdom.
According to the existing information in his head, this emperor is tyrannical and obsessed with beauty. He is not someone to be trifled with, and there are many people who try to overthrow him.
However, this world is a hereditary system, and Cheng Changgeng's parents have a solid foundation. In addition, those who do not meet his standards have been killed, so he has been sitting firmly in this position.
"Your Highness."
"What happened?"
A majestic and cold voice sounded. Su Mian was just about to look up to reply and take a look at the emperor's appearance, when he saw the pink fox who had been rolling his eyes just now pounce on him with a snort.
"Your Majesty, it's all my fault. I heard that Your Majesty has been staying at Brother Lin's place recently, so I wanted to ask for his advice. I don't know how Eunuch Su misunderstood and fell into the lake during the tug of war."
Hiss, who said men can’t tell green tea.
The tea had such a strong smell that Su Mian even felt it irritated his eyes.
I saw this Wei Ceqing crying and rubbing against the emperor, while pinching his hand and pressing it against her chest, and said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, please touch my heart, I'm scared to death~"
Su Mian couldn't bear to look at it, so he turned his head and happened to see Lin Cairen, who was unmoved, kneeling straight with a look of "I am the most innocent" written all over his face.
These men can really act.
They're all performing here, right? He, Su Mian, can do it too!
“Woo woo woo.”
He started by pretending to cry. He almost choked back his words. After a while, he figured out the eunuch's voice and said in a shrill voice:
"Your Majesty, I deserve to die. I failed to help you solve the problem of Wei Ceqing's jealousy, and I almost couldn't serve Your Majesty anymore. I was really scared."
The eunuchs standing behind the emperor had never seen Chief Eunuch Su in this state before, and they all stared with wide eyes in disbelief.
Even Wei Ceqing, who was clinging to the emperor, forgot to pretend to cry for a moment and stared at Su Mian blankly.
Time seemed to stand still. There was no sound above her head. Su Mian's knees ached from kneeling. The ground was hot in the summer. Wasn't this pure torture?
He couldn't help but complain in his heart:
[I don’t know if the dog emperor is handsome or not, but he really doesn’t know how to feel sorry for others and is so heartless. ]
No one noticed that the emperor, who had been silent in recent days, had a slightly changed expression on his face, as if a crack appeared in an iceberg that had existed for thousands of years, and he stared straight at Su Mian who was kneeling on the ground.
Just when everyone thought that the emperor would beat those who deserved punishment and punish those who deserved punishment as usual, he spoke.
"Since it is a misunderstanding, Lord Wei and Lady Lin should go back and reflect on their mistakes. As for Eunuch Su..."
When Su Mian heard the dog emperor mention him, he was afraid of hearing words like "beaten to death" from him, so he simply closed his eyes, kicked his legs, fell to the ground and pretended to faint.
[Dog Emperor, I am dizzy, please let me go! ]
"Take him back and let the imperial physician take a look at him."
Su Mian finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the Dog Emperor give in.
Then he felt two people lifting him from the ground and carrying him back to the bed.
The other people around were shocked at the emperor's gentleness this time, and they knew who the harem should please in the future. Eunuch Su was confirmed to be the number one person in front of the emperor.
Lying on the bed, feeling the silence around him, Su Mian quietly opened his eyes and found himself lying in a small room.
The room was very small, with a bed and a table, barely enough space for one's feet, and the window was diagonally opposite the bed.
Su Mian walked over and closed the window while complaining that the living quarters of a eunuch were too shabby.
The reason was simple: he wanted to take off his pants to check whether he had really become a eunuch!
After taking deep breaths repeatedly to prepare himself mentally, Su Mian closed his eyes and pulled his pants down to his calves. He squinted his eyes and looked down, and he was so happy that he almost jumped up on the spot.
He is still a real man!
Although he didn't know why the original owner could become the chief eunuch and still remain a virgin, Su Mian knew that this matter must not be discovered by others.
"Doctor, please come this way."
The eunuch's voice came from outside the door. Su Mian jumped onto the bed without even having time to put on his pants, lifted the quilt and crawled in to pretend to sleep.
“Squeak.”
The door was pushed open from the outside. Su Mian heard two footsteps coming in one after the other. He hesitated whether to continue pretending. He didn't know how good the medical skills of the imperial doctors in this place were.
Forget it, he is just a little eunuch and imperial physician anyway, there is no need to be afraid if they find out he is pretending.
So he made up his mind and opened his eyes.
The expected image of a white-haired old doctor did not exist. Instead, what came into view was a handsome face with superior bone structure, long eyelashes like fans, and pupils as black as ink reflected in the shadow of the eyelashes, deep and noble.
Su Mian had to admit that he had never seen such a handsome man in his life. As a straight man, he couldn't help but look at him with a bit of dementia.
[This is so fucking cool. How could the damn emperor not force such a handsome imperial physician into the harem? ]
But his thoughts were fleeting. When he caught a glimpse of the handsome guy's bright yellow robe and the old man behind him, he realized:
It’s over, this guy is the dog emperor.
"Your Majesty."
Cheng Changgeng almost lost his concentration when he saw Su Mian in front of him, who first stared at him like a fangirl and then became panic-stricken and stuttered.
But he still forcibly maintained his persona and scolded, "How dare you! Were you pretending to faint to deceive me just now?"
“It’s unfair!”
Su Mian was so excited that he immediately crawled out of the bed and knelt on the bed, completely forgetting that he had not put on his pants yet.
The imperial physician standing behind Cheng Changgeng immediately turned around and walked out the door very consciously, knowing that he had nothing to do here.
"Your Majesty, I really fainted just now, but...your Majesty's dragon energy nourishes people. As soon as you came, my illness was cured, it's cured."
[The dog emperor is so hard to serve. I must never let him know that I am a fake eunuch, otherwise I will be dead. ]
Hearing this, Cheng Changgeng was a little surprised. He didn't expect that this eunuch in charge was actually a fake. He couldn't help but cast his eyes on Su Mian's crotch.
Feeling a burst of burning gazes, Su Mian was not yet fully accustomed to the rules of the palace. He looked over and found that the Dog Emperor was staring at him down there.
What are you looking at?
He lowered his head, and immediately covered his crotch as he realized what was happening. He stammered, "I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I just urinated and didn't fasten my pants properly."
Fortunately, he had put on his underwear when he climbed onto the bed, so the emperor didn't see it clearly.
Su Mian, who was already thinking about whether he would have a chance to return to his own world after being beheaded, did not notice that the emperor was calm throughout the whole process and was not as cruel as the rumors said.
Otherwise, just based on the mistakes he made during the short time he had been here, he would be torn into pieces several times.
The reason why he was not blamed was actually that Cheng Changgeng also traveled through time.
It was just that he was luckier, as he was dressed like an emperor and arrived three months earlier than Su Mian.
The most important point is that he is gay.
When he was in Bicui Garden, he discovered that he could hear a voice that did not belong to anyone else, and it sounded like a time traveler. After searching around, he found that the source of the voice was his personal eunuch Su Mian.
He then came to Su Mian's room to take a look.
And what happened just now made him 100% sure.
Su Mian is a time traveler like him, and she can hear what he is thinking.
However, he did not intend to recognize him immediately. After all, he did not know whether this person was a good person or a bad person. He had just arrived here and was not used to it yet, so it was better for him to be cautious.
"emperor?"
Seeing that the emperor was staring at his crotch in a daze, Su Mian had already thought of countless possibilities in his head.
[The Dog Emperor discovered that he was a fake eunuch? ]
[Could it be that the Dog Emperor has taken a fancy to me? ]
[Could it be that the dog emperor has some special fetish and likes eunuchs? ! ]
“That’s enough!”
Cheng Changgeng's head ached from his noise, but he finally came to his senses and stopped his muttering.
But Su Mian didn’t know that. He was so scared that his legs went limp and he lay down on the bed, not daring to move.
"Since there is no problem, follow me back to Mingzheng Palace to serve."
"I obey your order!"
Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Su Mian saw the emperor walking out, quickly got up from the bed, dressed himself, picked up the whisk on the table and followed him.
In order to facilitate service, the chief eunuch lived in a small room in the side hall of Mingzheng Palace. When Su Mian came out of the room, she could smell the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers.
He looked at the lotus flowers in full bloom in the yard and guessed that it should be July.
[The lotus flowers are blooming so beautifully. I don’t know whether it is July or August now. ]
[It's always men coming and going, not even a woman. God is going to destroy me. ]
[These eunuchs have handsome features and are more pleasing to the eye than those in the dog emperor’s harem. Why does the dog emperor have such poor taste? ]
…
"Su Mian."
Su Mian was still grumbling in his mind when he suddenly saw the dog emperor walking in front of him stop. He immediately stepped forward and asked respectfully, "I am here. What do you want, Your Majesty?"
"Stay away from me." It was really too noisy.
[Mo? ]
Su Mian was puzzled, but very obediently took several steps back, expressing once again that the dog emperor was really difficult to serve.
Cheng Changgeng breathed a sigh of relief, his ears finally felt a lot quieter.
——
Back in Mingzheng Hall, Cheng Changgeng sat on the dragon chair reading memorials, while Su Mian was serving him with pen and ink.
When he had free time, he would always look around the hall.
Compared to his small room which was a bit crowded even for two people, the front of Mingzheng Hall was many times larger.
Isn’t it said that comparing yourself with others will only make you angry?
The roof is covered with golden glazed tiles, the load-bearing columns on both sides are forged from mahogany and surrounded by golden dragons, and the curtains in the hall are decorated with gold, silver and jewels, making it extremely gorgeous.
So grand. So grand.
Su Mian's eyes were shining as he watched. If he took any one of the beads back, his worth would double.
But then he thought again, he couldn't go back and he was still living in that small shabby house. He couldn't help but stare at the man in front of him who was busy reviewing memorials and start complaining.
[You dog emperor, you live in such a luxurious place, but you assign me such a small house. ]
[Do you understand what it means to use both kindness and severity? ]
[If you don’t give me a bigger house, I will poison you and become the emperor myself sooner or later! ]
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