Transmigrating to a Nation of Men as a Eunuch

Su Mian transmigrates and becomes a eunuch. The first thing he does is check if his little brother is still there.

Good news: It's still there!

Bad news: He's transmigrated to a nation of men, so his little brother is useless now!

The harem is full of men, each trying to outdo the other, but they all bribe Su Mian generously because he is the emperor's favorite.

Su Mian, holding piles of silver, announces: "We're all good 'sisters' here!"

Those who want to serve the emperor will be arranged one by one. Everyone will be taken care of, ensuring the emperor serves them well (Su Mian smiles).

After transmigrating, Su Mian always thought he had a hidden system:

When he complained about his small house, the emperor gave him a bigger one.

When he complained about the bad food, the imperial kitchen changed chefs.

But sometimes, the system malfunctions, for example:

He craves braised prawns, but the emperor eats them all.

He wants the emperor to favor Shen Jia Ren, but the emperor summons Lin Cai Zi instead.

He complains about the emperor's performance in bed, and the emperor pins him down and... asks, "Am I good enough?"

Oh, it turns out there's no system. The emperor can hear his thoughts!

Snippet:

As the emperor's favorite, Su Mian often deals with conflicts among the concubines.

Lin Cai Zi, crying, says, "Su Gong Gong, why does the emperor suddenly dislike me? Please help me!"

Su Mian: "I have an idea!"

The next day, Lin Cai Zi cries even harder: "Su Gong Gong, did you take a bribe from Wei Ce Qing? The emperor doesn't like this at all!"

Su Mian: Huh? But when he bent over to pick up memorials with his see-through pants, the emperor seemed very excited!