Chapter 35 The kitten placed a kiss on his forehead.
The day we set out for Han Palace was a sunny day with no clouds in the sky.
Su Mian hurriedly said goodbye to Rong Ceqing, Qin Caizi, Lin Caizi and Wei Jiaren early in the morning, followed Cheng Changgeng, helped Cheng Changgeng get on the carriage, and then went to the Han Palace.
The sun was very strong, and Su Mian's clothes were soaked with sweat after walking beside the carriage for a while. He looked up and squinted at the sun, and naturally couldn't help complaining a few words.
[The dog emperor really knows how to enjoy himself. He sits in such a big carriage by himself, and even puts ice cubes in it. ]
[Damn Cheng Changgeng, I advise you not to be ungrateful, come down and sit down! ]
Su Mian silently went on to curse his boss behind his back. Life was hard enough already, so just allow him to curse his boss in his heart to vent his anger!
In fact, being tired is not a big deal. He is not that weak. He just has some resentment as a worker.
"Su Mian."
"Why!"
Cheng Changgeng called out and Su Mian immediately responded with a smile. He put his ear to the curtain of the carriage and asked Cheng Changgeng if he had any instructions.
"Come up and make me some tea."
[Damn you dog emperor, you’ll be embarrassed when you drink too much and have to pee! ]
Su Mian's first reaction was that the damn dog emperor was exploiting him again, but then he thought, wouldn't he be able to get on the carriage this way?
[Hehehe, this is what I deserve! ]
Without saying a word, Su Mian immediately ran two steps along with the carriage and climbed onto it nimbly.
After he opened the curtain and went inside, he found that it was unusually spacious, with couches, tables and tea sets available.
[This carriage can be regarded as an extended version of Lincoln, so majestic. ]
Su Mian had never ridden in a luxury car in real life, and he thought that the names that were always used in TV dramas should be similar.
"Your Majesty, I am here to serve you."
Su Mian bent down, walked to the tea table and knelt down. Not only did he not feel tired, but he felt refreshed after feeling the coolness of the ice.
[Compared to those little eunuchs and guards outside, I am living a good life. ]
Su Mian brainwashed himself silently, but his hands moved very slowly. He thought, if the dog emperor chased him away after making tea, then he had to move slowly to be cooler.
After taking great pains to brew the tea three times according to the craft, the tea was already warm when it was handed to Cheng Changgeng's mouth, just right to drink.
Cheng Changgeng raised his eyebrows and drank it all in one gulp, but he couldn't find any fault with it.
"this……"
Just as he was about to say something, Su Mian immediately reached out to take the empty cup of water from him and refilled it for him: "Your Majesty, the weather is hot and water evaporates easily. Please drink more."
Another cup of tea was stuffed into his hand that was hanging in the air. Cheng Changgeng paused slightly, tilted his head and smiled, then drank another cup.
Finally, after drinking the fifth cup, he had to stop.
"That's enough. I'm not thirsty anymore."
Feeling uncomfortable and bloated in his lower abdomen, Cheng Changgeng lowered his face to block the cup that Su Mian handed over again, and said in a cold voice: "Drink it."
"Hmm? Thank you, Your Majesty!"
By now, the sweat on Su Mian's forehead had disappeared. He was feeling tired and comfortable, but his mouth was dry. When he heard that the Dog Emperor rewarded him with tea, he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp without hesitation.
[Ah...so cool!] ]
Su Mian smacked his lips, feeling so comfortable that he almost forgot that the person sitting next to him was the notorious emperor.
[It would be great if the Dog Emperor could always be so kind.] ]
Seeing Cheng Changgeng tilting his head to look out the window, Su Mian secretly poured himself another cup of tea. This time he drank slowly, savoured the tea carefully, and held the teacup while looking at Cheng Changgeng's profile.
[To be honest, the dog emperor is really handsome, no wonder all those concubines love him. The bright yellow clothes with dark gold patterns he wears today makes him look a bit youthful. ]
[How old is the Dog Emperor? Probably about my age. ]
As Su Mian was thinking about it, he started to think in the wrong direction and just drank his tea in silence.
Cheng Changgeng heard it clearly.
[I'm talking about age, not nonsense, Su Mian, wake up, the dog emperor is a man! And he's a bad man! ]
Originally, I tilted my head and pretended to look out the window because I knew that he didn't drink enough and that he was hot and thirsty outside, so I gave him a chance to secretly drink the tea. But why did his little head keep wandering around and couldn't calm down at all?
Cheng Changgeng sighed silently, looking very helpless, but only he knew how secretly happy he was in his heart at being praised.
"Su Mian, I feel very hot and unbearable, please fan me."
[Evil capitalists. ]
Su Mian complained, but obediently stood up and sat under the soft couch next to Cheng Changgeng with a fan to fan him.
Leaning on the soft couch, feeling the breeze fanned by Su Mian, Cheng Changgeng felt a little sleepy and fell asleep unknowingly.
Seeing Cheng Changgeng close his eyes and his breathing gradually become even, Su Mian, who was originally holding the fan in both hands, quietly changed to one hand, and freed the other hand that was closer to the table to stealthily eat the snacks on the table.
After the long journey, he was hungry and his stomach had been growling for a while.
He had served Cheng Changgeng for so long, and he knew that Cheng Changgeng didn't like the cakes prepared by the emperor very much. Anyway, the dog emperor wouldn't mind if he secretly ate some.
After brainwashing herself, Su Mian ate with peace of mind.
He was full and tired of fanning himself. He felt sleepy and his fanning hands moved less and less. His eyelids were heavy and drooping. Finally, he rested his head on his arms and fell asleep beside Cheng Changgeng's legs.
Cheng Changgeng was awakened by the sticky and hot feeling on his body. He opened his eyes and saw Su Mian's round head, which looked like a furry kitten and he wanted to rub it.
But Cheng Changgeng held back for fear of waking him up.
He sat up gently and found that the hair on Su Mian's forehead, which was resting on his arms, was wet with sweat.
Taking the fan from Su Mian's open palm, Cheng Changgeng gently fanned Su Mian. The breeze fluttered Su Mian's hair. He changed his posture comfortably, resting his hands on the soft couch and fell asleep soundly.
Cheng Changgeng, who was sitting, looked at his hot, pink cheeks. Finally, he couldn't help himself and leaned over to kiss him on the forehead.
The kiss was short and quick. He was afraid that Su Mian would wake up suddenly. After getting up, he moved his Adam's apple awkwardly, touched his lips lightly with his fingers, and then laughed.
He really is becoming less and less like an emperor.
But when facing Su Mian, he seemed to be increasingly out of control and could no longer play the role of a tyrant.
He simply couldn't treat Su Mian coldly or use cold violence against him. He just wanted to see him happy, listen to his mumblings in his heart, and give him everything that didn't cross the line or arouse suspicion.
Su Mian felt dazedly as if he had fallen from a stove into an ice cellar. When his eyelashes trembled slightly and he was about to wake up, Cheng Changgeng put the fan back in his hand and picked up the teacup on the table without saying a word.
"Your Majesty, you are awake."
Su Mian felt a little guilty. What was the difference between this and his boss turning the table when he was having a meal?
[How did you fall asleep? ]
Su Mian was a little annoyed and secretly looked at Cheng Changgeng's expression. Seeing that he had a blank expression, she couldn't figure out whether he was angry or not.
"Your Majesty, the tea is cold. It makes my stomach uncomfortable. I will make you another pot."
"No problem."
Cheng Changgeng was just drinking tea to cover up his previous behavior and didn't realize that the tea in the cup was already cold.
But Su Mian had already reminded him, so he drank up the herbal tea in one gulp.
It didn't make me feel uncomfortable, but it actually helped to cool me down.
[Oh, I need to pee, what should I do...]
Su Mian regretted having secretly eaten some snacks. His mouth was dry and he drank a few more cups of tea. Now he had to urinate, so he could only hold it in by squeezing his legs together.
[The Dog Emperor drank so much, doesn’t he want to go to the toilet at all? Is it because of kidney failure?
Cheng Changgeng almost spit out a mouthful of tea. He swallowed it down forcefully. He opened his mouth to explain, but found that he had no way to explain. It was Su Mian who said these words in her heart, and he couldn't tell Su Mian that she could hear his thoughts.
"Su Mian, let's see how long it will take. We've been traveling so hard. Let's find a shady place for everyone to rest."
"Okay!"
Su Mian felt that his wishes often came true nowadays. Just when he wanted to go to the toilet, the Dog Emperor fulfilled his wish.
God really helps him!
"Your Majesty, we are already halfway there. There is a forest not far ahead."
After going out to figure things out, Su Mian lifted a corner of the curtain and poked his head in to explain the situation.
"Just take a break there."
After Cheng Changgeng spoke, everyone stopped temporarily in the woods to rest. Su Mian, who found the opportunity, immediately urinated.
Cheng Changgeng knew that he was in a hurry to pee, so he didn't stop him. Su Mian went to a deserted place, fearing that people in the palace would find out that he was a fake eunuch.
After finding a bush and looking around to see no one, Su Mian quickly took off his pants and finally freed himself and felt relieved.
He had just finished and was pulling up his trousers when he heard some rustling in the bushes.
For a moment, Su Mian didn't dare to move.
He thought of countless possibilities in his mind.
[It couldn’t be a snake… If it suddenly bites my vitals, I’d really become a eunuch. ]
[There must be no jackals, tigers or leopards in these deep mountains and old forests. ]
Su Mian already felt a layer of cold sweat on his back.
He swallowed nervously, and just as he caught sight of a tree branch nearby and was about to quickly pick it up as a self-defense tool, he heard a voice.
"Meow~"
A faint cat cry was heard, and it sounded like a kitten. Su Mian bravely took two steps forward, and when he pushed aside the bushes, he saw a little tabby cat.
"Oh, what a little kitten, why are you here?"
He bent down and picked up the kitten from the ground. The kitten was not very big and fit perfectly in his hands. It opened its mouth and meowed at Su Mian.
Su Mian fumbled in his pocket to take out the snacks he had hidden, and crushed them into crumbs with his fingers. He was not sure whether the kitten would eat them, so he handed them to its mouth and found that it was eating them happily.
"Good little kitty."
Su Mian's heart almost melted.
Before he came here, he once raised a tabby cat. The cat was his only spiritual sustenance, but later, he was abandoned by the cat.
That’s right, the kitten abandoned him and would come back every now and then to see if he was dead.
"I don't know if Mimi will be worried if she can't find me."
Su Mian felt a little melancholy as he touched the kitten's head absentmindedly.
Seeing that the kitten had almost finished eating, he squatted down and put the kitten down.
Although he didn't know why the kitten was here, he had to serve the Dog Emperor and definitely couldn't take him away.
Su Mian gritted his teeth and turned around. After walking a few steps, he didn't hear the cat's meow. He looked down and found that the little guy was following him.
"Kitten, I can't keep you."
He pushed the kitten's butt, but the kitten lay down on its back, exposing its belly for him to touch.
Who can bear this? !
Su Mian made up his mind that at worst he could just hide it secretly in his pocket, and then find a place to release it after entering the Han Palace. This would be better than leaving it in the wilderness and being taken away by wild beasts.
After convincing himself, Su Mian stuffed the kitten into his arms, lowered his head and murmured to the kitten:
"Good little cat, don't cry later."
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