Chapter 4: The eavesdropping dog emperor doesn’t sound that great! …
"Your Majesty, you asked Lin Caizi to reflect on his mistakes behind closed doors..."
Su Mian tried to tactfully remind the dog emperor to favor someone else instead of always focusing on Lin Caizi, otherwise how would he make money?
"Who do I favor? Do I need to follow the rules?"
Cheng Changgeng deliberately kept a straight face and lowered his voice, looking intimidating without being angry, as if Su Mian would torture him to death if he said another word.
How could Su Mian dare to complain anymore? He could only comfort himself that if it didn't work this time, he would try again next time. He would find a chance to work harder for his sisters, and that would be worthy of the money he received!
"Hey, I will go and summon Mr. Lin to sleep with me later."
Although he was complaining a lot in his heart, Su Mian appeared respectful on the surface. He continued to serve dishes to Cheng Changgeng, deliberately avoiding the ones he liked to eat.
[After feeding the dog emperor, I will take it down and steal some of my favorite braised prawns. Hehe. ]
"Su Mian, peel shrimp for me."
Su Mian smiled on the surface but was crying in her heart. Why did this dog emperor only pick the food he liked?
[It’s okay, it’s okay. After eating the shrimps, we still have braised pork trotters. ]
"Su Mian, give me two pieces of pig's trotter."
After deliberately listening to his inner thoughts for a few times, Cheng Changgeng asked him to take the dinner away. There were so many dishes that he could only eat a few bites, and a lot of each was left over.
Originally, he planned to ask the imperial kitchen to reduce the number of dishes for each meal starting today, but seeing that Su Mian was waiting for his leftovers, he gave up.
Just eat more if you want. He has a big family and can afford it.
While Su Mian went to summon Lin Caizi, Cheng Changgeng paced in the Mingzheng Hall to digest his food.
He paced back and forth, thinking about the things that had been bothering him for the past three months.
After he comes here, will he continue to be a tyrant or a wise ruler with orderly governance?
But he still thought about it tonight and failed to make a hasty decision.
After all, although a tyrant is cruel and notorious, it is easy to play the role. However, it is difficult to be a wise ruler who serves the country and the people, not to mention that he is not from this country.
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"Teacher Lin, the emperor has summoned you to sleep with him tonight. Please follow me."
Su Mian was quite polite to Lin Caizi, but Lin Caizi was afraid that if he caused Su Mian to fall into the water, he would hold a grudge.
"Thank you for making the trip, Eunuch Su. This is a small gift from me. I hope you will accept it."
When Lin Caizi stuffed a brocade bag heavier than the one given by Shen Jiaren into his hand, his heart was filled with joy.
Suddenly I felt that I could do this job till death. Wherever I go, people are rushing to bribe me. How cool!
"Ah, Mr. Lin, you are so polite. I am really embarrassed by your courtesy. This is what I should do."
Su Mian said this, but his actions were sincere. He immediately put the sachet into his arms, fearing that others would see it.
"You are so lucky, Mr. Lin. You are the only one favored by the emperor in this harem!"
After all, she had already taken advantage of others, so Su Mian, in line with the principle of not giving away things for free, imitated the palace fighting dramas she had watched and boasted a little.
But if he looked more carefully, he would find that Lin Caizi was not happy about his flattery.
As for the reason, only he himself knows.
Leading Lin Caizi into the west wing hall, Su Mian finally completed his task.
"Teacher Lin, you should take a bath first. The Emperor is still reading memorials in front."
After settling Lin Caizi down, Su Mian returned to the front hall. Seeing that the dog emperor was reviewing memorials, he did not go forward to disturb him, but quietly went back to the kitchen to prepare himself a meal.
Fortunately, while he was busy enjoying his meal, the Dog Emperor did not summon him, so he was happy to have some free time and enjoyed his meal.
"Eunuch Su."
But there are also some people who are tactless and take advantage of this opportunity to curry favor with others.
Su Mian was chewing on a pig's trotter while looking at the young eunuch in front of him. He didn't have much impression of this young eunuch, but his voice sounded very familiar.
He squinted his eyes and thought carefully, then he gnawed the pig's trotter in his hand clean, wiped his hands and suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be you."
The person standing in front of him was not someone else but the young eunuch who had heard the conversation between the master and the disciple when he had just come through and who wanted to wait for him to die and take his place.
"Eunuch Su remembers me? It's really an honor for Xiao Dezi."
Su Mian felt that his ears were almost callused from hearing those few flattering words back and forth these past two days. Not only others said those words, but he also said them himself.
"Well I remember, your master wanted to replace me."
Su Mian pointed it out directly, but she didn't indulge him. It was impossible for him to be nice to others when they were worried about his death, right?
"Eunuch Su, you are joking. I don't have any master. To be honest, that person is Eunuch Jiang. He has always wanted your position, Eunuch Su, and he suppresses us on weekdays. I have no choice but to follow his lead and call him Master."
The little eunuch spoke with great emotion and wiped his tears while he spoke, which made Su Mian laugh. What kind of play was this?
"There is such a thing?"
He pretended to be surprised and excited, so that the young eunuch thought that he had resonated with him, and he immediately responded: "Yes, so this servant has no choice but to ask Eunuch Su to make the decision. I hope to work under Eunuch Su."
"Okay, the emperor is reviewing memorials right now, and I'm going to bring him some tea, so you can take it over for me."
Su Mian smacked his lips, deciding not to waste the free labor that was delivered to his doorstep.
It’s so nice to be able to be lazy at work!
Having watched too many palace fighting dramas, Su Mian could guess with her fingers that this little Dezi must have been deliberately arranged by that eunuch Jiang, who was probably looking for an opportunity to frame him.
But Su Mian was not afraid at all. No matter whether it was a mule or a horse, he would just take it out for a walk.
So he threw a handful of silver to Xiao Dezi and told him to do something.
"Thank you, sir. I'll go right away!"
Xiao Dezi didn't expect Su Mian to be so gullible. He asked him to serve in front of the emperor and gave him so much money. He hurriedly thanked him and went to prepare tea for the emperor.
In the Mingzheng Hall, Cheng Changgeng was thirsty, so Xiao Dezi brought him some brewed tea.
After glancing at the eunuch, Cheng Changgeng couldn't help but ask, "Why haven't I seen you before? Where's Su Mian?"
"Your Majesty, I am Xiao Dezi. Eunuch Su has just finished his meal and is feeling tired, so I am here to fill your tea for him."
Look at the eye drops. If Cheng Changgeng really can't tell right from wrong, Su Mian will probably not survive this night.
"Oh? You are quite clever. You can serve the emperor from now on."
Although the emperor failed to punish Su Mian as he wished, at least he was appreciated, and Xiao Dezi immediately knelt down to express his gratitude.
But he didn't know that what Cheng Changgeng was thinking was that Su Mian must have agreed for this little eunuch to come to the imperial court. He wanted to see how Su Mian would treat this little eunuch who had ulterior motives.
To put it bluntly, Xiao Dezi had entered into the game between the emperor and the chief eunuch, and was having fun without even realizing it.
He was also excited to go back to Eunuch Jiang to receive the reward: "Master, in my opinion, Su Mian is also stupid. He was fooled by me in just a few words, and I have already won the emperor's appreciation."
"You have done a good job. Sooner or later, I will be promoted to the position of Chief Eunuch, and I will definitely benefit from your help."
Eunuch Jiang rewarded Xiao Dezi with a piece of silver. Looking at the lonely piece of silver, Xiao Dezi's eyes twitched. He thought to himself that his master was a bit stingy, since Su Mian gave him a lot!
Su Mian naturally didn't know all this, but in fact, he just received a lot of money in the past two days, so he was generous for once.
It can be said that it was an unexpected result.
Later in the evening, when dusk had fallen, Su Mian followed Cheng Changgeng back to the bedroom. Lin Caizi had been waiting at the door for a long time.
He watched Lin Caizi supporting Cheng Changgeng into the house and the door close. Su Mian was standing guard outside the door, sitting on the steps playing with pebbles out of boredom.
At first, he could vaguely hear Lin Caizi's laughter and joking, and then an unknown little tune that made Su Mian listen in trance.
Later, it was late at night.
The sounds of talking and laughing in the room gradually died down, and some strange noises began to be heard.
For example, the creaking sound of the bed shaking.
There was also the soft humming sound coming out of Lin Caizi's throat.
Su Mian is a straight man. He has never come into contact with homosexuals before, so he doesn't know much about the things between two men.
If you don’t understand something, you will be curious.
He threw the stone away, brushed the dust off his hands, looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he moved closer to the door and put his ear to the crack.
Lin Caizi's screams became more obvious. Su Mian didn't expect that the man's screams were not unpleasant to hear, and were even a little seductive.
After all, it was the sound of love making, which easily made people imagine too much. Su Mian lowered his head and found that he had been imagining too much, and there was a movement underneath his body.
[Oh, you useless guy, what's the point of standing up for this? It doesn't sound very impressive. ]
[The dog emperor spends his days in debauchery and excessive sexual indulgence, so he must not be very good in this aspect. It doesn't sound like he's making much noise. ]
"Scream louder."
Cheng Changgeng, who had been lying on the bed calmly with his head propped up and his eyes closed, became furious after hearing Su Mian's thoughts. Unfortunately, he was eavesdropping and could not do anything to him, let alone have the chance to prove himself.
So he opened his eyes and looked at Lin Caizi, who was sitting under the bed, shaking the bed and dubbing, and whispered to him to speak louder.
This was the only way he could think of to prove his ability to Su Mian outside the door!
As a man, I can handle other aspects, but I can't stand others saying that I'm not good enough in this aspect.
[Wow, this is pretty powerful, the Dog Emperor is really good. ]
After hearing this, Cheng Changgeng closed his eyes contentedly, but he didn't expect Su Mian to say the next sentence:
[If the dog emperor dies of exhaustion one day, wouldn’t I have the opportunity to take the throne, hehehe. ]
This Su Mian really gives him a headache.
Cheng Changgeng raised one hand and pressed his solar plexus, forcing himself not to listen to Su Mian's vicious words.
Fortunately, Su Mian felt bored as she listened, so she sat back on the steps and started to daydream.
As for Lin Caizi, he performed hard until the second half of the night.
There was no way. Outsiders thought he was favored and were worried that he would get pregnant one day, but only he knew the pain involved.
The emperor had never favored him at all. From the very beginning when he summoned him into the palace, he had already negotiated terms with him.
The condition is -
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