Chapter 107 Chapter 107 Now that I’m here, let’s give him a beating first ya Laso^^…



Chapter 107 Chapter 107 Now that I’m here, let’s give him a beating first ya Laso^^…

Things are becoming more and more confusing.

If I can't figure it out, of course I won't do it. After all, Lin Jianyuan and Xieyu are still on vacation.

Thinking about it this way - damn, why did he come back and work overtime on his own initiative?

Awesome.

Lin Jianyuan decisively took his roommate and ran away.

It was already evening when they got home. On the way, they stopped at the vegetable market to buy some fresh onions and ginger.

The reason is simple.

I want to eat hairy crabs tonight!

The hairy crabs have been placed in basins of water in advance, probably to appease them of the fact that they are about to be eaten.

However, this picture is weird no matter how you look at it.

Because the hairy crabs are orange-red all over, they are already cooked, but they are still bubbling and even trying to stretch their legs to crawl out.

The counterintuitive picture gives people a strong sense of incongruity.

"The first step is to check whether the hairy crab is dead or alive. Add salt to the water to make the hairy crab spit out the dirty water..." Xieyu searched "how to cook hairy crabs" on Xiaohongshu and followed the tutorial step by step.

Lin Jianyuan was at a loss for words and said, "These must be alive. They're still blowing bubbles."

And this is not a real hairy crab, this is heresy!

Do we really have to start with the step of "spitting dirty water"?

If it really "vomits dirty water", what will it spit out?

Lin Jianyuan fell into deep thought.

Xieyu had already skipped the first step and started to catch hairy crabs.

Lin Jianyuan stood with him by the pool, and the two of them worked side by side to study how to catch hairy crabs.

After washing the hairy crabs, put them into the pot with their backs facing down and their bellies facing up, add onions, ginger and cooking wine and start steaming.

The tutorial says that you should not untie the rope on the hairy crab when steaming it, because the crab will struggle while being steamed and it is easy to break off the crab legs and claws.

That would not look good, and the crab roe inside would easily leak out.

However, the pot of hairy crabs in front of them did not have any ropes tied to them, and Lin Jianyuan and Xieyu did not have the patience to tie them up by hand.

Fortunately, they are not actually hairy crabs.

Xie Yu: "Don't move."

Bubble crabs: “.”

The level suppression from the S-level heretics made all the crabs stand still as if the pause button was pressed.

Xieyu covered the pot with satisfaction.

Lin Jianyuan was amazed: "This is truly the master's level of cooking skills."

Carrying jade: "~"

To be honest, Lin Jianyuan still had a little bit of a psychological barrier. After all, the crab in front of him was not a crab, and it was a heretic that could cause blisters just by blowing bubbles.

However, I don’t know if it’s because Lin Jianyuan is relaxed and not anxious now, he encountered a lot of bubbles when washing crabs, but no blisters formed.

(Of course, it could also be that with the S-level heretics present, the Bubble Crabs didn't dare to act rashly.)

In short, in Lin Jianyuan's eyes, these hairy crabs are no different from real hairy crabs.

Lin Jianyuan smelled the aroma of cooking wine gradually rising in the air and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Lin Jianyuan: "If something looks like a hairy crab, smells like a hairy crab, and tastes like a hairy crab..."

Xiyu followed the good advice and said: "Then it must be a hairy crab."

clang!

Blessings come to mind!

Lin Jianyuan stopped worrying about it.

Anyway, it’s not the first time I’ve eaten heresy.

I don't know how much weird shit he consumed when he was a mental patient. Why is he still struggling here now? Hahahaha.

Facts have proven that as long as you add onions, ginger, and cooking wine and steam it, even heresy will emit an edible aroma.

Add the "Soul Hairy Crab Dipping Sauce" that Xieyu found on Xiaohongshu: vinegar, minced ginger, light soy sauce, sugar, and chili pepper.

Wow, this dipping sauce is so delicious that it’s even delicious when dipped in slippers!

The hairy crabs are on the table.

The heretic hairy crab looks the same before and after steaming.

The smell was completely different – ​​it became fragrant! It smelled like steamed hairy crab!

Lin Jianyuan took it in his hand and gestured. Wow, the belly of this hairy crab is bigger than his palm!

City A is a hairy crab producing area, so every year when the season comes, the streets are filled with shops and stalls selling hairy crabs, just like fireworks.

However, even in the production area, the prices in City A are still there.

Lin Jianyuan had never bought his own food before, except for business banquets.

If he really wanted to buy a crab as big as the one in his hand outside, even if it was a disabled crab with missing limbs, it would cost at least dozens of dollars each.

But now it’s free!

Catch anything you want!

Lin Jianyuan's eyes lit up as he looked at the two large basins full of steamed hairy crabs in front of him.

Of course, it is impossible to eat only hairy crabs for dinner.

After the steamed hairy crabs were served, Xieyu went to stir-fry two more dishes.

The left and right halves of the colon each held a dish and walked over steadily with Yu.

I immediately noticed that there were two crab buckets filled with crab meat in front of my seat on the dining table.

The crab bucket is filled with crab legs, crab meat and crab roe, making you salivate.

On the other side, there was a pile of empty crab shells that had formed a small mountain.

"Baby, come and eat quickly, it will get cold and fishy."

Lin Jianyuan sat at the table, still struggling clumsily with the hairy crab shell.

The hairy crabs are still very hot right out of the steamer.

Lin Jianyuan's fingers turned slightly red.

...Human hands and fingers are covered with nerve endings.

Being burned hurts.

Xieyu suddenly remembered that time when Lin Jianyuan took him to attend the wedding of his junior high school classmate, and Lin Jianyuan helped him break the legs of the lust spider.

The spider's legs were covered in thorns. Lin Jianyuan, who was in good spirits, had several cuts on his hands.

…Luckily I kissed him at that time.

At that time, I didn't know how to be moved, I just thought it was fun, so I grabbed the human's hand and kissed it on a whim.

Heal humanity's wounds.

Xieyu almost wanted to travel back in time and take a picture of herself back then. It was so nice. No regrets.

I had no regrets in the past, and I certainly won’t have any regrets now.

Not in the future either.

朱.

"?" Lin Jianyuan was surprised. He looked at his wife who suddenly came over and kissed both of his hands. "What's wrong?"

"No."

Xieyu sat down at the dining table as if nothing had happened, with a smile on her lips, and started eating the juicy hairy crabs with her lover.

Two days later, Lin Jianyuan returned to the administration.

He wasn't returning to the Authority because his leave of absence was over.

Shi Shaoning had told him that the surveillance footage from the containment department had been restored, so he called him over to see it.

Lin Jianyuan hesitated for two seconds, and between "going to see" and "not going to see", he chose to go and see it while cursing.

Damn it. Just let Shi Shaoning and the director see it, or let that former criminal police colleague see it.

But he was a little worried.

It would be fine if I didn’t know, but even if I knew, I would still want to see it with my own eyes.

"Don't notify me about this kind of thing in the future." Lin Jianyuan said to the director as soon as he arrived at the management bureau. "It's so annoying."

Shi Shaoning: “.”

Lin Jianyuan asked suspiciously, "What's with that expression on your face?"

The director suppressed a laugh: "Shi Shaoning just said the exact same thing to you five minutes ago."

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

OK, OK.

Shi Shaoning was also brought back from outside by you, right?

Dog Laodeng!

Despite cursing, the two A-level fighters and Lao Deng still came to the monitoring room and watched the surveillance video of the incident with everyone.

Dozens of pairs of eyes were checking the video repeatedly in the monitoring room.

After re-watching it dozens of times, I came to the following conclusion:

Xie Li is innocent.

The master who was responsible for teaching Xie Li was also innocent.

Considering the possibility that the old lady Flash was causing trouble, Lin Jianyuan even turned the surveillance video to the lowest speed and watched it carefully frame by frame.

But still nothing was found.

Xie Li hadn't pressed the wrong button. The Master's emergency response after discovering the cell door was open was also correct.

Xie Yu had done nothing wrong - after he arrived at the scene, he simply pressed the button that Xie Li had pressed a few times, but who knew that the power to the shelter would suddenly go out.

As for the cause of the power outage, it was also outrageous.

The fuse is blown.

But it wasn't just one fuse that blew.

Instead, all the fuses in the entire circuit blew collectively.

There is no doubt that it was hit by a huge energy shock.

It is very likely the result of a heretical riot.

After a discussion, everyone still couldn't come to any conclusion.

The most likely possibility is that the heretics happened to riot collectively at that time.

Although these cells were equipped with bronze circuits, they were only one ten-thousandth of the remorse imprint, and their power was far less than the original imprint hanging around Lin Jianyuan's neck.

If these heretics were to receive epic enhancements like the delirium, it would be possible for them to break through the imprint and escape collectively.

What's more, most of the power of the Mark of Regret is set in the S-level prison area at the bottom of the Inverted Spire.

It was also for this reason that when the heretics rioted, those S-class ones stayed where they were and were unable to escape from prison.

I'm afraid the story is not over yet.

Coming out of the monitoring room, everyone's expressions were solemn.

Everyone had their own tasks to complete. The director waved his hand and told everyone to go about their business.

Two hours later, in the director's office.

"So you suspect lightning..."

Shi Shaoning rolled his eyes. "No, could you please stop giving heretics such inappropriate names? Could you be more serious?"

Lin Jianyuan: "Then you pick one."

Shi Shaoning: “…”

Shi Shaoning was silent for two seconds, rolled his eyes, and said with 30% progress: "Forget it, let's not waste time on such trivial matters. So you suspect that it was old lady Flash who was behind this?"

"That's a possibility," Lin Jianyuan said, "but I think the more likely possibility is that all the heretics have become stronger, so they were able to break through the seal and escape. Just like Delirium."

Lin Jianyuan pulled out the angel's eyeball and pried open its wings.

The three of them immediately saw the first-person video of Lin Jianyuan rushing to the shelter.

It even includes the part where he turned around and vomited as soon as he got out of the elevator.

What a great law enforcement recorder.

It is so colorful, fragrant and delicious that it makes people feel like they are there.

Shi Shaoning and the director's lips twitched slightly. Lin Jianyuan said, "Over here, I'm feeling dizzy and nauseous. I hear a lot of random noises in my ears. I thought it was just too noisy."

Shi Shaoning: "Actually?"

Lin Jianyuan: "Actually, it's not just people who are arguing."

Shi Shaoning and the director leaned forward at the same time, frowning.

The law enforcement recorder continued playing. In the video, Lin Jianyuan was leaning against the wall and vomiting when he suddenly became furious, stood up and roared:

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!"

The screen suddenly shook. Apparently, the law enforcement camera was also startled by him.

The next second, the originally blurry and distracting picture suddenly became clear.

Lin Jianyuan said, "Yanzhu said the image was a bit blurry before because the concentration of surrounding pollutants was too high, and it was also affected. But after I shouted here, the surrounding pollutants suddenly disappeared."

Shi Shaoning and the director looked at each other.

The director said, "Continue."

Lin Jianyuan clapped his eyes, played the video at double speed, and said, "There's nothing else to say. Everyone knows what happened next."

Director: “So you mean…”

Lin Jianyuan scratched his head: "Maybe I'm not an ordinary person?"

Director & Shi Shaoning: “?”

Shi Shaoning said speechlessly: "You are in love with your digestive system, so you are definitely not an ordinary person."

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

Xieyu, who was floating by the window and playing with the curtains out of boredom, suddenly laughed when he heard this.

"Be serious!" Lin Jianyuan coughed and changed the subject. "I'm not being sentimental. Before Delirium was admitted, didn't you study the routes he traveled every day?"

Lin Jianyuan listed the time nodes of his going to and from get off work, working overtime, going to Jingwei for medical treatment, going to restaurants with his wife, shopping in the supermarket with his wife, etc., which were highly consistent with the route of his delirium.

Anyone who is not blind can see at a glance that delirium is chasing Lin Jianyuan.

Lin Jianyuan: "Shi Shaoning, do you remember the first time we met? At that basketball court. Actually, I was on the subway at the time. I ran out because I saw Delirium on the subway."

Shi Shaoning recalled briefly and nodded: "I was on vacation that time, but I received an emergency call informing me that Delirium was nearby and asked me to rush to support him. So I was on the phone scolding the director."

Director: “…”

I didn't expect that I would appear in your story so early.

Lin Jianyuan: "If all of the above are coincidences, then there is another decisive piece of evidence. It was the time when a hundred thousand troops besieged the old and dilapidated house."

That time, it was because Delirium came to him and missed the seals on the ground, which was discovered by the Management Bureau, causing the Management Bureau to besiege Xiyu.

"Was Delirium in your house at that time?" Shi Shaoning's expression suddenly became strange.

"Yeah." Lin Jianyuan recalled the scene and found it quite funny. "But there was a small misunderstanding. I wasn't thinking clearly at the time and mistook him for Xiyu. As a result, my wife was very unhappy. I threw him 800 kilometers away without thinking."

"..." Shi Shaoning gritted his teeth, "So it's you..."

"Ahem." The director quickly interrupted to prevent Shi Shaoning's negative emotions from escalating. He asked Lin Jianyuan, "So why did Delirium come to you? Do you have any idea?"

Lin Jianyuan spread his hands and said, "As everyone knows, delirium is a mute mentally retarded person."

Oh, now he is not completely retarded anymore, now he can understand the "suck, suck, suck" sound.

Shi Shaoning and the director: "..."

"Actually, I also found it a bit strange before," the director said. "Before this year, the frequency of heresy incidents was relatively stable. But since July of this year, the number of heresy incidents around the world has increased significantly."

Lin Jianyuan's face changed.

"July." The director clearly noticed the change in Lin Jianyuan's expression. He repeated the time point and asked, "Did anything special happen around you at that time?"

It's as if the progress bar is being dragged back by an invisible hand.

The memory was suddenly pushed back to the beginning.

"I... fainted."

Lin Jianyuan said in disbelief, "That time, I worked overtime and stayed up late, fainted and was sent to the hospital. After I woke up, I went back to work... and then..."

Then I saw the vines in my colleague's eyes.

Then there are the frogs.

Then it's back home.

As soon as the door is opened.

A pink digestive system spoke to him.

Lin Jianyuan came to his senses from his recollections, and suddenly thought of something. He asked, "By the way, before I came to the Administration, had [踟蹰] ever escaped from prison?"

Shi Shaoning and the director's expressions changed slightly. They obviously understood Lin Jianyuan's meaning immediately.

Xieyu asked in confusion: "Why do you ask this?"

Lin Jianyuan: "Baby, do you still remember the first time Captain Shi took us to visit the Administration..."

As soon as he entered the elevator that day, Xie Yu sensed the unusual movement of [Hesitation].

He just used a long-range swing to pick up [Hesitation] who was about to escape from prison, and threw it back into the cell.

Then came the day when [Regret] was taken in. [Hesitation] also repeatedly tried to escape from prison.

"[Hesitation] tried to escape several times, and it always happened to be when you came to the Administration Bureau." Shi Shaoning was shocked. "Could it be that [Hesitation] is looking for you like [Delirium]?!"

"Uh, maybe?" It was too childish, this feeling of being the center of the universe. Lin Jianyuan felt a little embarrassed, scratching his head and saying, "And [Regret] and the old lady Flash, I think there's a bit too..."

Everything is connected.

The Administration has only seen a few S-level heretics in the past 50 years.

As a result, Lin Jianyuan came into contact with four people in less than a month.

Not to mention [Evil Realm], who has been with him day and night for a long time and even became his partner.

All the S-level heretics came for him.

No, not just S-class.

From D- to A, all heretics seemed to be attracted to Lin Jianyuan and would appear around him inexplicably.

"So why did you come to my house in the first place, wife?" Lin Jianyuan suddenly turned his head.

"I'm drawn to your negativity. It's a generous portion, sure to keep you full," Xieyu said. "It's perfect as a long-term meal ticket."

"I knew it." Lin Jianyuan's mouth curled up, "You really have been plotting against me from the beginning~"

Carrying jade: "~"

Shi Shaoning & Director: "..."

Please don't be in love at a time like this!

Perhaps it was because Shi Shaoning and the director's expressions were too speechless, Lin Jianyuan coughed awkwardly and quickly woke up from his pink bubble state.

"I plan to go meet [踟蹰]." Lin Jianyuan said.

Shi Shaoning frowned: "Aren't you afraid that [Hesitation] will be like [Delirium], and something unpredictable will happen after we meet?"

Lin Jianyuan: "If I don't take the initiative to meet them, will they not come?"

Lin Jianyuan’s years of experience as a corporate slave taught him not to procrastinate when encountering problems.

The longer you procrastinate, the more difficult it will become. If you leave the problem there, it will not solve itself, but will only make things worse.

Instead, you should start doing it immediately and try to take action. You may find that things are not as troublesome as you imagined.

Shi Shaoning and the director exchanged a glance, and the director nodded.

After all, hesitation is different from delirium.

Although Lin Jianyuan had never seen Chuan Tan, Xie Yu had already fought with Chuan Tan several rounds.

According to Xieyu, Chuanchu actually has weak combat capability.

But its capabilities are troublesome.

As the name suggests, hesitation means indecision.

Hesitation is not a combat type, but it can force a combat type into inexplicable and irresistible hesitation every time they are about to hit it.

As the saying goes, hesitation leads to defeat...

"So disgusting." Xieyu curled his lips, "That's why I really hate fighting with Chuchu."

Lin Jianyuan smiled and pinched his roommate's liver to comfort him.

The group headed to the containment department.

Ten minutes later, the Inverted Spire reached its deepest level.

Everyone looked at the empty Cell No. 2 and fell into silence.

The broken bronze seal fell to the ground.

The cell was empty, and [Hesitation] had disappeared without a trace.

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

Carrying jade: "..."

Shi Shaoning & Director: "..."

Lin Jianyuan rubbed his face in embarrassment.

Well, it turned out he was overthinking it.

Although Xie Yu became his wife.

Although delirium will listen to his sucking.

Although I regretted that I went to the night market to be an NPC and happened to meet him.

Although Old Lady Flash had never been observed in her life, the first time she flashed she came to him with a flood.

But [踟蹰] didn't escape from prison just to see him.

Lin Jianyuan: “.”

Damn, why does my face keep getting bigger and smaller? So embarrassing.

Never mind.

In short, the reason why [Hesitation] was able to successfully escape from prison must be because the seal of regret had failed again.

Now that you're here, go beat up [Regret] first, right?

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