Chapter 108 Chapter 108 Smith and his wife (nutrient solution 33w plus more...
Hesitant looks like he's been jailbroken for a while.
However, the administration's alarm did not sound.
"What's going on?" Shi Shaoning asked angrily. "Is the surveillance broken again? Is the detector broken too? Weren't they all just repaired?!"
The director also looked gloomy.
It would have been fine if they had failed to contain him, but there wasn't even an alarm! It wasn't until they arrived at the cell that they discovered that Chu Chu had escaped!
How could such a thing happen!
Is their management bureau really just a makeshift team?!
"This incident is extremely serious and exposes a serious safety issue! We must thoroughly investigate it! Examine all possible human factors!" the director ordered sternly, "Do it immediately!"
The subordinates beside him ran over to make arrangements with sweat on their foreheads.
Lin Jianyuan said, "Wait a minute, it may not be a human factor."
Everyone looked at Lin Jianyuan.
Lin Jianyuan looked up at the cameras surrounding the cell, which covered every angle. He reached out to his cellmate and said, "Baby, take me upstairs."
The roommate understood and stretched out a piece of intestine to tie Lin Jianyuan up like a safety rope.
Everyone watched helplessly as the intestines stood up and sent Lin Jianyuan to the ceiling.
Lin Jianyuan brought the mobile terminal close to the camera.
The detection pointer on the dial trembled again and again.
He took two steps forward, then back. He took two steps forward again, then back again.
He performed a "hesitation" act for everyone on the spot.
Lin Jianyuan pinched his roommate's appendix.
His intestines slowly let him down again.
"...The camera is covered with contaminants, and all the detectors are unusable, so I think the hesitant should have run away on its own, and there may not be any human factors - why are you all looking at me?" Lin Jianyuan looked at everyone suspiciously.
Everyone: “.”
nothing.
I've never seen such a close relationship between humans and their digestive system in my lifetime. It's just a bit physiologically uncomfortable.
Forget it.
They've even seen people kissing their digestive systems.
What’s the point of the digestive system picking someone up and lifting them high!
"Ahem." True to his reputation, the director was the first to calm down. He said, "Anyway, the top priority right now is to quickly capture Chui Chui. After all, the S-level pollution level is too high. If it spreads, things will become very troublesome."
"It's difficult. The detectors are useless now. Catching Chuan Chuan is like looking for a needle in a haystack." Lin Jianyuan rubbed his forehead. "I have to go to the archives again and look at Chuan Chuan's previous containment records... Wife."
Shi Shaoning's expression suddenly changed subtly. Before he could say anything, Lin Jianyuan had already grabbed his roommate's intestines and teleported away.
Director: “What do you want to say?”
Shi Shaoning's mouth twitched slightly: "Isn't Lin Jianyuan still on vacation?"
Director: "They are from a dual-income family, and their ideological awareness is high."
Shi Shaoning looked at him as if he was an idiot.
The director was a little embarrassed. He coughed and lowered his voice, "Don't remind him. Someone has to do the work, right? Aren't you busy filming recently? While Lin Jianyuan still has enthusiasm for work, you should take your leave first."
...If it was Lin Jianyuan who heard these words at this moment, he would definitely be able to see through Lao Deng's tricks in a second.
But Shi Shaoning is still young.
The young Shi Shaoning flew into a rage, shouting indignantly, "What do you mean by 'I'm fucking you'? You're letting me take advantage of Lin Jianyuan? Damn, the enthusiasm of a newbie is being wasted by capitalist behavior like yours! I'm totally different! I absolutely won't go along with you!!! I'm going to catch Chuanchu right now! Just wait, I'm going to catch him right now!"
Shi Shaoning cursed and left the shelter quickly and heavily with the clatter of his leather boots.
The subordinate beside him: "..."
The director looked kind and said, "What's the matter? Do you have anything to say?"
The subordinate was speechless: "No, no."
Ugh. This is a very hierarchical food chain.
Team Lin → Director → Team Shi.
Control every level.
On the other side, the archives room.
Lin Jianyuan quickly browsed through the [Hesitation] reception records.
He would take the initiative to investigate and hesitate, certainly not because he had any enthusiasm for working for this makeshift management bureau.
It’s purely because - he can’t sleep at night unless he figures out these fucking mysteries one after another!
So every S-class heretic is a master of riddles, right?
Damn, I'll beat them all up next time I see them! Drag them all in and tickle the soles of their feet while they listen to the steel claws scratching on the blackboard. Do advanced math as punishment and don't sleep!
So annoying!
Lin Jianyuan clicked on the acceptance process of [Hesitation] and couldn't help but exclaimed "Oh shit".
Xieyu: "What?"
Lin Jianyuan's mouth twitched: "This hesitant guy was actually caught in Bubble X Terry??"
What the hell is this heretic doing blind box draws?!
And he's super rich? Others carry boxes, but he carries containers???
He scrolled down the information. A hesitant prison photo appeared on the screen.
The photo showed a seemingly ordinary human girl with black hair.
——It’s actually a girl.
Although he had known that all S-level heretics looked like humans, Lin Jianyuan was still a little surprised to see this girl with long black hair.
Well, we already have the old lady Flash, so what’s the big deal about a girl who draws blind boxes?
Lin Jianyuan wasn't very good at judging girls' ages. He thought her appearance suggested she was somewhere between 15 and 20. So, for now, he'd call her a girl.
have to.
When I saw the photo, I didn’t use “it” anymore, I just changed it to “she”.
As expected, if you look like a human, you can easily be mistaken for a human.
Could this also be the method used by the S-level heretics to deceive people?
Lin Jianyuan suddenly had an idea and turned his head to look at his roommate.
My roommate's stomach, esophagus, liver, gallbladder, spleen and pancreas were all suspended in the correct anatomical positions.
The soft, pink intestines move slowly, occasionally making a "gurgling" sound. The frequency is 4-5 times a minute, which is a very healthy rhythm.
Further up, there is a mouth with a beautiful curve, which exists in isolation, even though it has no face.
"What?" The roommate's mouth curled up, and he looked gentle and gentle, as if he never had a temper. "Why are you looking at me?"
"Baby, why are you the only one with the digestive system?" Lin Jianyuan looked at his roommate carefully from top to bottom and then from bottom to top.
Although we have been using it day and night, this digestive system is still something I never get tired of looking at and it always looks new.
No matter how many times I watch it, it's really interesting.
Everyone has a digestive system, but it is located inside the body.
Under normal circumstances, an average person will never see a complete human digestive system in their lifetime.
But it is indeed the human digestive system.
This feeling is like a bubble crab that has grown into a ripe crab, but is still alive, crawling around and spitting bubbles.
It's such a counterintuitive feeling.
Yet so cute.
If he had not been diagnosed with mental illness, Lin Jianyuan would have suspected that he really had a mental illness.
When did it all start to go wrong? When did he start to genuinely think pink swimming was cute?
"I don't know." My roommate's appendix wiggled. "I've always been like this."
Lin Jianyuan: "How old are you now?"
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan: "Do you heretics have a concept of age? Or, in other words, how long has it been since you first developed self-awareness?"
The roommate thought for a while and said, "I can't remember clearly."
Lin Jianyuan touched his chin and fell into thought.
Everyone felt that Lin Jianyuan was not an ordinary person.
But now Lin Jianyuan feels that his wife is not an ordinary S-level heretic?
OK, OK.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, right?
But this may also be a case of beauty in the eyes of the beholder.
After all, when he was a mental patient, Lin Jianyuan already felt that his roommate was different from everyone else. (Although he was indeed different)
Now that I’m no longer a psychopath, I think it’s reasonable that Xiyu is different from all the S-level heretics.
Love brain is like this~
My roommate suddenly asked, “Don’t you doubt me?”
Lin Jianyuan: "What are you doubting?"
"You asked these questions," my roommate said. "I can't answer any of the questions you asked me."
"Not all of them, right?" Lin Jianyuan smiled. "But what if I can't answer? If you ask me now why all the heretics came to me, I must be wrong, or something like that... wouldn't I be unable to answer that?"
The roommate's mouth curled up.
The appendix is like a cat, wiggling around, making you want to grab it.
to be honest.
Lin Jianyuan really didn't have any suspicion towards Xieyu.
Maybe it’s because… I had a mental illness incident before.
He now felt that as long as Xie Yu really existed and was not a figment of his imagination, it would be fine.
Nothing else matters.
As long as Xie Yu really exists and it is not just his illusion.
That's it.
While looking at the detention records, Lin Jianyuan asked his roommate some other questions.
For example, how many S-level heretics are there? For example, do you usually get together?
His roommate was amused by him: "No, I won't. I usually keep to myself and don't interact with other S-class people."
For Xie Yu, the relationship between him and most heretics is one of eating and being eaten.
Or, be more rigorous.
Most heretics could only be "eaten" in front of him.
So far, I have never met a heretic with a bigger mouth than him.
So far, apart from remorse, there has been no heresy that he could not digest.
(I haven't tried other S-level ones yet. I might try them next time. For example, the hesitation of the bold jailbreak.)
That's why Xie Yu is called "Combat S-level".
Because other than him, other S-level abilities have no clear offensive nature.
For example, delirium can make people talk nonsense incoherently.
For example, regret has the ability to make people feel extremely regretful, and they can’t sleep in the middle of the night and have to slap themselves twice.
For example, Hesitation has the ability to make people hesitate. If you insist, this ability can be used in battle, after all, hesitation will lead to defeat.
What about old lady Flash?
Is her ability to make people forget?
wrong.
These humanoid S-level abilities all seem to be related to emotions.
Like other heretics, they feed on human negativity and are also able to spread negativity.
"Forgetting" is not an emotion.
That old lady...
"Ahhh, I don't want to think about it anymore!" Lin Jianyuan became more and more annoyed the more he thought about it. "There are too few clues. My brain will rot if I keep thinking about it!"
My roommate laughed and said, "Then go home?"
Lin Jianyuan then remembered that he was still on vacation and stood up decisively: "Go home!"
He reached out to hold his roommate's little Duodenum and was about to teleport back home when the mobile terminal on his wrist suddenly made the most annoying sound.
“Ding ding ding!”
A large line of words appeared on the dial:
A-level combatant Lin Jianyuan, please attend an emergency meeting in Conference Room XXXX at 4:30 PM today (XX/XX/2025). Content: Discussion of response and containment plans for the rapid online spread of the A-level heresy [Cocoon]. All mid-level personnel are required to be present! No leave allowed! I emphasize again, all mid-level personnel (including those in the Field Support Department, Containment Department, Internal Affairs Department, and all support departments, including those on vacation and on duty, with the exception of sick leave) must be present. No leave allowed!
Lin Jianyuan: “………………”
Sometimes I really want to punch this stupid administration to death.
Just one more punch to blow up this stupid world.
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