Chapter 125 Chapter 125 Psyduck's daily life of terror (2 more...
Although it was outrageous, my roommate did stop talking nonsense after the kiss.
Lin Jianyuan was still a little worried, but he didn't know how to measure the heretic's san value.
Roommate: "Can you give me two advanced math problems to do?"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan burst into laughter. The two hugged each other in the elevator.
bite.
The elevator arrived. The metal doors opened.
The fighters who were urgently notified rushed over, fully armed and carrying stretchers (?).
Lin Jianyuan & Xieyu: "..."
The fighters: "..."
Why does this scene seem so familiar?
Lin Jianyuan coughed, signaling everyone to disperse. He awkwardly dragged his roommate away.
“Your Majesty!!!”
A shrill cry.
Nienilele and a group of ministers jumped down from the baby storage area and chased him crying: "You forgot to pick us up again!!!"
"Ahem." Lin Jianyuan turned around and grabbed it.
Put a bunch of small toys in your trouser pockets.
…
"Anyway, this is what happened." Lin Jianyuan reported to the director.
Shi Shaoning was not at home, having been sent out on field work.
Recently, almost all of the bureau's field work had been assigned to Shi Shaoning—and that made sense. After all, Lin Jianyuan was either taking in an S-class or on sick leave.
There were even rumors in the bureau that Lin Jianyuan was about to become the first S-level fighter in history.
The director sat behind his desk, his chin resting on his hands.
The director pondered for a moment and said, "Would it be convenient for Xie Yu to leave for a while? I have something to ask alone..."
Lin Jianyuan: "No."
Director: “?”
My roommate turned his head to the side, and his little appendix dangled.
Lin Jianyuan looked into the director's eyes and said firmly, "I know what you want to say. Don't say it. No, it doesn't exist. It's impossible. Absolutely not."
It only takes a little thought to guess what Lao Deng is thinking.
——If he kissed her like a prince kisses a princess, a kiss could save his roommate from delirium.
What if he kissed Delirium himself?
But the problem is, it's impossible.
Absolutely not.
4.6 billion percent is impossible.
"Of course, of course. This is entirely up to you." The director coughed. "I won't force you to do this..."
The fact that the director said this meant that Lin Jianyuan guessed correctly.
Lin Jianyuan was furious just thinking about it. He rolled his eyes, turned around and waved his hand, saying, "Let's go."
"Don't forget to fill in the detention record!" the director said. "[Guilty]! And [Hesitation]!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Damn, I almost forgot.
Really lately, I've either been catching S or taking sick leave.
So tired!!
[Hesitation] Actually, it's not so bad. Other people participated in 80% of the content of Accommodating Hesitation. He only needs to complete the last 20% of the content based on other people's records. Finally, as a superior, he will review and audit the entire record to confirm that the details are correct.
The trouble is [guilt].
He was the only one involved in the entire process of contact with Wang Yong, and the summary of the situation even had to start from [recruitment].
But it wasn't a big deal. Lin Jianyuan was already a mature worker. And with AI assistance, doing this clerical work was no problem.
It has to be said that bringing Wang Yong in to work was the best decision he made since joining the administration.
After Wang Yong joined the shelter department, his roommates got more vacation time!
They are both S-rank, so theoretically, as long as one of them works in the Containment Department, it will be fine.
As everyone knows, Wang Yong is a bachelor with no car or house.
Besides, he can't teleport, and the location of the administration is so remote, how tiring it must be for him to commute to and from get off work every day!
Just live in the reception department.
Lin Jianyuan, with a flourish, approved a private room in the rest area for Wang Yong, using the authority of an A-level combatant. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, it would be his for life.
(Actually, the cell originally intended for him was moved to the rest area.)
(It even raised a large sum of money for the maintenance of the S-class cells.)
Wang Yong didn't expect that while in prison at the Administration Bureau, he would not only be given a position but also be given a room!
He burst into tears of gratitude on the spot and said that he would definitely treat him to a big meal after receiving his first month's salary!
Lin Jianyuan: “…………”
I can't stand it anymore.
After bullying the honest people, I started to feel like I was nothing...
"Speaking of which, baby," Lin Jianyuan asked as he clattered through the admission records, "What does it feel like to be delirious?"
My roommate thought about it and said, “It feels very relaxing.”
Lin Jianyuan's hand, which was tapping on the keyboard, paused, hanging in mid-air.
"Easy?" This answer surprised him. "Why is it easy?"
"I don't know, I just feel so relaxed. It's like I've forgotten all my worries," my roommate said. "There's no past, no future, and no present. I don't know where I am, it feels so empty. Nothing matters anymore."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
This description doesn't sound like delirium, but rather like being high.
"Nothing matters anymore." Lin Jianyuan touched his chin and said, "Doesn't that make you feel empty?"
Roommate: "No. Not empty. It's peaceful."
"calm?"
"Yes. Peaceful. The kind of peace where nothing matters anymore." My roommate paused and said, "In fact, I felt scared after waking up."
Lin Jianyuan understood what he meant.
Because my roommate still has things and people he cares about, this feeling of "nothing matters anymore" will make him afraid.
etc.
"Nothing matters anymore."
"I feel peace within myself."
Why do these two descriptions sound so familiar?
Lin Jianyuan immediately opened the AI and searched, and was stunned.
Roommate: “What’s wrong?”
Lin Jianyuan held up his phone in front of him. On the screen was written:
“…some patients experience a sense of ‘inner calm’ after taking antipsychotic medications. This is usually the result of the medication effectively controlling symptoms such as excessive excitement, anxiety, or impulsivity, and is a positive manifestation of the treatment process…”
Lin Jianyuan frowned, his mind racing. "Could it be that we've misunderstood delirium from the very beginning? If the experience of being delirious is inner peace, then could delirium itself also be..."
Is it also a “positive performance” in itself?
Lin Jianyuan suddenly felt a chill on his back.
…
I can't figure it out.
Don't want to think about it anymore.
Lin Jianyuan achieved a good result of giving up in 1 second in the competition "I can't figure out why this happened".
Looking up, he saw that it was already time to get off work. Lin Jianyuan quickly saved the half-written [Guilt] admission record, took his wife, and went home!
On the way home, the two of them stopped by the vegetable market, holding hands and buying some fresh vegetables, meat and fruits.
I also bought some shrimp.
Lin Jianyuan was slacking off while writing the admission record today when he came across some pickled seafood while brushing sweet potatoes, which made him particularly greedy.
He had just suffered hemorrhagic shock yesterday. Although he was full of energy that night, the doctor still asked him to be cautious and pay attention to his diet in the next few days.
My roommate said, "I'll cook some shrimp for you."
Lin Jianyuan licked his lips: "But I still want to eat raw pickled..."
Roommate: "Shall I make you some pickle sauce?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Great!"
Both sides took a step back and reached an agreement.
The two of them happily caught a big bag of shrimps and went home hand in hand.
The shrimps were very fresh, each one jumping around and looking as energetic as Lin Jianyuan who had just recovered from hemorrhagic shock.
Cooking shrimp is quite simple. Rinse the live shrimp briefly, then add scallions, ginger, cooking wine, plenty of salt, and enough water to cover the shrimp to the pot.
Cover the pot and bring to a boil. Simmer for 3 minutes after boiling.
The shrimp cooked in this way are tender and firm.
There is no technical difficulty, but it is very fulfilling to make it.
Lin Jianyuan set the alarm clock and stood in front of the gas stove looking at the pot.
My roommate was washing cilantro, cutting chili peppers and small limes, preparing to make juice.
Minced garlic should also be added to the sauce. Lin Jianyuan picked up a few cloves of garlic and peeled them. As he peeled, he looked at the shrimp in the pot and said, "It's actually quite hellish. Live shrimp are put into the pot with cold water, and they watch themselves being cooked bit by bit..."
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan: "...while jumping around like crazy, I also mixed the cooking wine and salt evenly."
The roommate's mouth curled up: "Then?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Then I'll make myself more chewy and delicious..."
As he said this, he couldn't help swallowing.
The roommate laughed, took the peeled garlic from him, put it into the garlic chopper and minced it.
Making the juice is also simple: squeeze out half of the lime and lemon, and slice the remaining half. Then add soy sauce, sugar, salt, chili peppers, onion, cilantro, and an appropriate amount of water.
Put them together and they become blurry.
The shrimps are out of the pot and the sauce is almost ready.
This sauce is not actually a classic raw marinade recipe. It’s the sauce I used when I had salmon noodles at a popular restaurant last time.
Lin Jianyuan liked it very much when he ate it last time, so his roommate wrote it down.
Lin Jianyuan exclaimed: "Wife! How did you know that this is what I want to eat!"
My roommate's appendix flickered: "I just know~"
Lin Jianyuan: “~”
Tonight's dinner is simple: a large pot of poached shrimp with lemon sauce, roasted asparagus with mushrooms, and tomato and egg soup.
Plus a big bowl of fragrant rice for each person.
tasty!
"Ah..." After eating and drinking, Lin Jianyuan lay down on the sofa, squinting his eyes happily. He spread his hands and feet.
"Ah..." On the other side of the sofa, my roommate was also lying crookedly. A large plate of pink offal was stretched out.
No one wants to wash dishes.
The two of them huddled together, their heads and throats touching, and brushed the sweet potatoes together.
After brushing my teeth for a while and laughing, I felt sleepy.
"Haa ...
He stood up and went to the kitchen to check the gas.
My roommate said, “No.”
"Strange. The gas is indeed turned off." Lin Jianyuan came out of the kitchen, raised his head and sniffed the air again.
Could it be that the gas leak is not at home, but at someone else's house outside?
Lin Jianyuan was worried, so he opened all the windows in the house and smelled the smell outside.
No.
"I don't smell it." My roommate said, "Where did you smell it?"
"It doesn't seem to be completely gas, it's a bit like gasoline..."
Anyway, it has that dangerous smell that is flammable and explosive.
When Lin Jianyuan tried to smell it, he found that the smell had become weaker. He scratched his head and walked back to the sofa to pick up his roommate again.
"Could it be that because my sense of smell has become more sensitive, I can smell the smell of the gas station outside?" Lin Jianyuan said.
The roommate seemed to have thought of something.
Lin Jianyuan only felt a flash of dark red shadow. His roommate expanded the domain, and the dark red shadow instantly covered the surrounding area for 10 kilometers.
"Nothing unusual." The roommate retracted the field and said, "There's nothing wrong within the surrounding 10 kilometers."
"That might really be an illusion..." Lin Jianyuan touched his nose and looked around a little worriedly, "Am I too tired recently?"
He was probably really tired. He felt like something was wrong around the house, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
But my roommates are all around, so there's nothing to worry about.
Lin Jianyuan put his heart back in his stomach and jumped up from the sofa.
"Let's go!" He picked up his roommate excitedly, "Let's blanch it together!"
"Okay." The roommate leaned over and kissed him, whispering, "Baby, I want to eat that thing of yours."
The low voice was filled with laughter, a little bewitching, a little coquettish.
Lin Jianyuan paused for a moment, then laughed too.
The bathtub was filled with water, and the overflowing water rose and fell slowly and gently.
Lin Jianyuan's fingers gripped the edge of the snow-white bathtub. He closed his eyes and tilted his head back slightly.
Adam's apple bulges.
The two of them ate heartily in the steamy bathroom, oblivious to what was happening in the world.
Finally, Lin Jianyuan was wiped clean and carried out by the princess while he was dizzy.
Huh? Is that correct?
Isn’t he my husband?
Even after he was laid limply on the bed and wrapped in the quilt, Lin Jianyuan was still dizzy, with his mind full of the scene just now.
Good, good at eating.
She's so good at eating and kissing... I can't stand it...
Every time I get kissed there, I can't stand it. How... could someone... seriously... kiss that...?
Xie Yu really... loves him so much...
He loves his wife so much too...
Lin Jianyuan fell into a deep sleep.
She hugged him with her arms around him, her intestines wrapped around him in circles.
Waist, abdomen, arms, throat, legs.
The blanched skin is warm and soft.
Nerves connect little by little, and synapses grow like stars.
Xieyu began to understand why Lin Jianyuan said, "The sheets and quilt covers are very comfortable."
Because rolling around in a warm bed with your lover is really comfortable~
Very happy.
…
Late night.
Lin Jianyuan, who was soundly sleeping, suddenly woke up and ran out.
Xieyu quickly stood up: "What's wrong?"
"No! Wife!" Lin Jianyuan stood in the living room, holding his head in disbelief, but said in a terrified Pappy Duck-like voice, "I knew something was wrong!!! It turns out our robot vacuum cleaner is missing!!!"
They saw the doomsday sweeping robot that had been placed in the corner of the living room and had experienced the battle of a hundred thousand troops besieging the old and dilapidated house with them.
Gone!
It was stolen!
Ahhhhhh!
Which bastard came into their house while they were out saving the world and stole his sweeping and mopping robot that was subsidized by the government and was payable in 3 installments with no interest out of 12!!!
How could someone steal a robot!!!
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