Chapter 126 Chapter 126 Immortal Prison Lake (Nutrient Solution 41w) ...
Tell a joke.
The Emperor of the Interstellar Federation and the King of Heresy goes out to save the world.
I came home to find that my house had been robbed.
Ha ha.
"Yes, that's right. This is the only thing missing." Lin Jianyuan held up his phone, showing the police the purchase record, and said calmly yet sadly, "...Yes, it's a sweeping and mopping robot. The robot and the base station are all gone. That's right. This is the only thing missing. Nothing else in the house is missing."
Police: “…”
Although the police officer didn't say anything, his eyes were full of "Huh?"
But the police officers had received professional training after all, so they recorded all the details carefully and in detail.
"Okay, we'll handle it as soon as possible." The officer checked the time and said, "It's getting late today, so go back and get some rest. We'll do a thorough inventory tomorrow. If you find anything missing, we'll come back to replenish it."
Lin Jianyuan nodded and thanked him.
The streets at night are full of temptation.
On the way home, Lin Jianyuan was attracted by the smell of everyday life—the smell of barbecue, to be more precise. He pulled his roommate to find a roadside stall and sat down.
Ordered a bunch of skewers and some beer.
"That's outrageous." Lin Jianyuan thought about it and still felt uneasy. "No, why would someone rob a house and only steal robots? Don't we have anything else valuable at home?"
roommate:"."
A subtle silence.
Lin Jianyuan calmed down for a moment and suddenly realized: Oh, it seems that their house really doesn't have anything valuable.
There's definitely no cash. Who uses cash these days?
Of course, there was no way he could have any gold or jewelry... Lin Jianyuan had only been out of poverty for a little over a month, and his wife was a proletarian who cared nothing for material possessions. Investing in gold? No way.
Even the refrigerator was empty.
Yes, because most of the time I eat at the Administration's cafeteria, or I'm hospitalized in the medical department, or I teleport to various places around the world to play...
Let’s put the thief in his place.
It seems that I would be a little speechless.
"But it's still outrageous!" Lin Jianyuan still couldn't get over it, but Psyduck held his head and said, "Stealing robots is one thing, but why did they steal our base station too?"
"Because..." the roommate said, "If you don't steal it, you can't use it?"
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
really.
Lin Jianyuan said sadly, "Now that you mention it, I remember. There might be another reason why the base station was stolen. It's because I bought the water tank version, not the automatic water supply and drainage version."
There was no other way. The automatic water supply and drainage version was several hundred yuan more expensive than the water tank version. He was really poor at that time.
The automatic water supply and drainage version of the sweeping and mopping robot does not require manual water changes. It has a special pipe that is directly connected to the water pipe.
If you want to remove it, you have to use a wrench and a screwdriver to tighten it.
There shouldn't be a thief who comes to steal things and brings his own wrench and screwdriver...
Well, it's hard to say. After all, he's never been a thief. What if a professional thief would even consider this?
Roommate: “Then…”
Lin Jianyuan originally thought his roommate would say, "Let's buy a new one," but he actually said, "...Why don't we arrange shifts for the little toys and have them take turns guarding the house?"
Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
The aroma of cumin and chili powder wafted from the barbecue stall. The fat boss came over with a large plate of grilled skewers, praised them a few times, and unscrewed the caps of two beer bottles.
"You are really getting more and more..." Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but smile.
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan: "It's becoming more and more like a class! Hahaha."
My roommate is becoming more and more human.
Like him, I will be attracted to the barbecue stalls for late-night snacks.
You will know that small appliances that carry memories cannot be replaced at will.
He would even generously share the hardships he had experienced with his little toys.
Ha ha ha ha.
Squeeze, Little Stone, and the other toys: "..."
Glowing Filament: "What do you mean? From now on, besides serving as Lin Jianyuan's attendants every day, we also have to take turns guarding the gate at home? So how can we rest? Isn't this pure exploitation!"
Nienile said angrily, "It's your honor to stay at home and guard the gate! Is this just guarding the gate? This is guarding the country's gate for the Son of Heaven!"
Glowing filaments: “?”
Little Stone: "Calm down, Chief Steward. This new heretic hasn't received any pre-job training yet, so it's normal for him to be ignorant. I'll send someone to teach him a lesson right away—Big Mouth and Big Eyes."
Glowing filaments: “???”
Eyeballs & Mouth: "Got it!"
The glowing filaments felt something was wrong and tried to slip away with a flash of light, but their movement space was confined to Lin Jianyuan's trouser pocket.
How old is this!
So it was immediately swallowed up by the big mouth Ah Wu.
Glowing filaments: "..."
"My lord." Big Eyes fluttered his wings and emerged from his trouser pocket, carrying a black plastic bag. He said solemnly, "Let's go provide pre-job training for our new colleagues."
Lin Jianyuan waved his hand: "Go!"
The big-eyed boy nodded respectfully, then flapped his three pairs of large wings and flew away.
"How about this," Lin Jianyuan discussed with his roommate, "Let's wait a few days and see if the police can catch the thief. If they can't catch him, or if the robot can't find him, we'll just buy a new one. This time, one with automatic drainage."
Roommate: “Okay.”
Lin Jianyuan actually found it mysterious. After all, experienced thieves had their own ways to sell stolen goods, and they might sell off their stolen goods within an hour.
But they had no other choice.
Their combined monthly salary is 400,000 yuan. They can’t just stay at home sweeping and mopping the floor!
The Emperor of the Interstellar Federation, the Lord of Heretics, the country's highest leader's special approval, the A-level specially hired combatant, the legendary one who kissed the S-level heretic Flying Intestine in front of thousands of people, Yuan, his house was robbed.
The news spread immediately throughout the entire administration.
Surprisingly, even though he had so many titles and his home was stolen, no one laughed at him.
Especially for those fighters who are also in the field department, everyone can really empathize with each other.
"If you don't go home often, it's very easy for your house to be robbed..." Fighter A sighed.
"You're still the best. You work in the same unit as your partner." Fighter B said resentfully.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Bro, stop talking and have a drink.
There are no tasks for today. Today's work is to continue writing the [Sin] containment records.
The shelter department had been almost completely taken over by Wang Yong, who was, after all, a skilled worker, responsible, and honest.
And as long as you don't PUA him, he won't be particularly "guilty" or particularly unlucky.
In a word, good!
While Lin Jianyuan was planning how to reuse Wang Yong in the future, he was also writing a memoir to house his sins.
As he was writing, he suddenly stopped.
"What's wrong?" The roommate raised his head from the sweet potato.
Lin Jianyuan: "There's a detail that I'm a little concerned about...but I might be overthinking it."
He thought about it and laughed.
"Baby, let's go catch jellyfish together?"
Thousands of kilometers away from City A. Xianlao Lake.
Xianlao Lake has become very famous online in the past two years because of its cliff-like water depth.
The water depth near the lakeshore is about 1-2 meters. It is a freshwater lake with very good water quality. You can see the light-colored lake sand below at a glance.
But going further would be wrong.
Further ahead is an underwater cliff. The lake floor plummets, and the water level quickly reaches a depth of 300 meters. This is due to its enormous water storage capacity, making it one of the largest bodies of water in China.
Xianlao Lake was previously only famous locally, and people around it did not dare to approach it because many accidents had occurred there.
In the past two years, Xianlao Lake has become increasingly popular due to drone aerial photography and photos released by various internet celebrities. It has now become an internet celebrity tourist attraction.
However, at this moment, the place where Lin Jianyuan was located was not a popular check-in area with many tourists.
It is an undeveloped area with few people.
"Is this the place?" Lin Jianyuan held the remote control. Buzz buzz buzz. The military drone took off.
Wang Yong said, "Yes, yes, Teacher Lin. It's right here."
The drone took off and sent clear aerial footage.
Xianlao Lake is worthy of its cliff-like water level. On the side near the lakeshore, the water is light blue, very pleasant and very photogenic.
But once you cross the cliff line, the entire body of water turns black.
It's not because the water itself is black, but because the water level is too deep. Even light can't reach the bottom.
The deepest part of Xianlao Lake is over 300 meters. Sounds like it's okay.
But if converted into floors.
——It’s the 100th floor.
It can definitely be called an "abyss".
Lin Jianyuan asked, "Can this be rescued?"
Wang Yong had a complicated expression. He sighed and nodded, "Yes. A lifeguard happened to be passing by that day. It was from the Life Sciences School."
This is the place that changed Wang Yong's life.
In other words, this is the place where [guilt] is transformed into "Wang Yong".
The former [Sinner] was just like other S-rank heretics, wandering aimlessly in the human world, spreading and absorbing his own emotional energy.
One day he wandered here and climbed to the top of the cliff to see the scenery.
When I climbed up, I found a person standing on the edge of the cliff.
He was a teenager in his teens, probably in his second or third year of high school.
Zuiji originally wanted to avoid it, but since he had climbed up with great difficulty, he thought it would be okay to stand farther away.
So he kept a distance of more than ten meters from the young man, and the two of them did not communicate at all, just looking at the scenery separately.
Then the boy jumped.
With a splash, he jumped off the cliff.
Fortunately, a lifeguard happened to be passing by and pulled the boy out of the water with all his might. He was still alive, but had choked on some water.
The boy's parents rushed over and hugged him and cried.
It turned out that the boy's family was poor and his parents worked hard, hoping that he would study hard and make a name for himself in the future.
The young man was also very studious. He had failed a mock exam before the college entrance exam, which had left him feeling a bit unsure. He had heard that wishes were very effective at Xianlao Lake, so he decided to try it. Even if his wish didn't come true, it would still be good to relax and unwind.
That was the first time I realized how much negative emotions can affect people.
No one around the boy, not even himself, realized how anxious he was subconsciously.
After failing a mock exam, my emotions, which could have been recovered by just relaxing and adjusting, have now turned into jumping off a cliff.
Although his life was saved, both legs were broken.
The boy missed the college entrance examination and had to repeat a year.
The already poor families were further impoverished.
After that, [guilt] became Wang Yong.
"The more I think about how many lives I've ruined, the more ashamed I become..."
As Wang Yong spoke, he lowered his head again.
Lin Jianyuan ignored him and just looked at his roommate beside him: "Wife?"
A dark red area had already unfolded, covering an area of hundreds of kilometers, including the entire Xianlao Lake, all of which was covered by Xiyu's detection power.
"No." said the roommate.
Lin Jianyuan: "Then we can only go down and take a look."
"Huh?" Wang Yong was puzzled. He looked at Lin Jianyuan in surprise as he began to put on his diving suit and carry his oxygen tank. "Teacher Lin, what are you doing?"
"Look at your ignorant look." Lin Jianyuan said calmly, "Is this your first time seeing someone commit suicide?"
Wang Yong originally thought he was going to say "The first time I saw a diving suit", but he didn't expect him to say "The first time I saw someone commit suicide".
Wang Yong was stunned. "Ah? Uh, yes. That was the first time I knew that guilt could lead to suicide..."
"Then have you ever thought about why this is happening?" Lin Jianyuan raised his eyebrows.
His roommate came over and helped him adjust the position of his diving goggles.
Professional deep-sea diving goggles reflect a soft glow in the sunlight.
handsome!
Wang Yong still didn’t understand. His round eyes were wide open and there was a question mark above his head.
"There must be other reasons. It's probably a combination of multiple factors." Lin Jianyuan sighed and waved his hand. "Okay, stop worrying about it. Just stay here. Do you know how to grill fish? Take out the grilling tools in the box. Then see if you can catch a few fish. If that doesn't work, go to the scenic spot over there and buy a few. And buy some drinks. Come back and ask me for reimbursement. No receipt required."
The autumn weather is clear and crisp.
Lin Jianyuan raised his head and looked at the cloudless sky.
He smiled and said, "The weather is so nice. Let's have some grilled fish before going back."
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