Chapter 129 Chapter 129 Flammable and Explosive Daily Update (2 more...
Lin Jianyuan pushed open the door of the coffee shop.
This is a coffee shop with retro decoration, internet celebrity style, very photogenic.
There weren't many seats in the shop, but a few men and women, dressed in unique styles that exuded a sense of fashion and individuality from head to toe, sat around chatting and laughing.
The atmosphere was relaxed and comfortable. The conversation was mingled with English, French, German, and Spanish, never revealing his identity as a foreigner.
As soon as Lin Jianyuan entered, the group of men and women chatting and laughing suddenly stopped. Five or six heads turned to look at him, their eyes sizing him up and down.
In one second, Lin Jianyuan was criticized from his hairstyle to his face to his shirt to his pants and shoes.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Rage accumulates 10%.
Lin Jianyuan glanced at the empty bar and casually asked, "Excuse me, is the boss here?"
The fashionable young men all smiled mockingly and looked at the man with red hair.
"Manager, here comes the guest~"
"Go quickly."
The man showed a helpless expression, shrugged his shoulders, and walked over with a uniquely shaped coffee cup.
"Hello, I'm the manager here. How can I help you?"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan glanced suspiciously at the bar, then at the man, and asked, "Is the boss here? Are you open now? I'd like two iced Americanos."
"Haha." The man laughed a classic old-timey polite laugh.
The group of fashionable people in the back were practically swooning with laughter. They nudged each other with elbows and made eye contact, as if they had seen a naked monkey enter a coffee shop to drink iced Americano.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
"Sorry, there's no owner here." The man with red hair and dyed hair continued to smile politely. "I'm the manager here."
Lin Jianyuan: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan looked him up and down suspiciously, and finally realized that he was emphasizing the term "manager".
Lin Jianyuan: "Can I order some coffee?"
Red hair with highlights: "What would you like to drink?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Iced Americano. Two to go."
The red-haired man with dyed hair started to laugh again: "Sorry, we don't offer takeout here. And we don't have iced Americano here."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan was puzzled: "Why would you open a coffee shop without iced Americano?"
Red hair with highlights: "."
The group of students behind were almost laughing.
The man with red hair and dyed hair still maintained a polite and reserved smile: "Ah, sorry, it's like this, our shop is not opened here to make money selling coffee. We open it to share a lifestyle..."
Lin Jianyuan was getting impatient: "So, do you have iced Americano?"
The man with red hair and dyed hair said to himself, "...This is your first time in our restaurant, right? Haha, I understand, I understand, I don't blame you. How about this, you take a look at our menu before deciding what to drink today?"
As he spoke, he handed over a paper menu that looked like vintage parchment.
Lin Jianyuan: “…#”
Rage 20%.
Lin Jianyuan looked around with his phone in hand, frowning, "Where's the QR code? I'll just use it to place my order."
The man with red hair and dyed hair: "Hehe."
Lin Jianyuan: “##”
Rage 30%.
The red-haired man with dyed hair said: "Sorry, our store currently does not accept QR code ordering. Because QR codes have no warmth..."
Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered the director’s comment that AI’s shit was not as good as Shi Shaoning’s because AI’s shit had no temperature.
I couldn't help it for a moment and let out a "Puff".
It's over. Not only did my anger points drop, but my merits also dropped to -1-1-1. Haha.
Red-haired man with highlights: "?"
Lin Jianyuan: "It's okay, it's okay, just keep pretending... uh, keep talking."
The red-haired man resisted the urge to roll his eyes and continued, "Then take your time looking at the menu. Feel free to let me know when you've made your selection."
Then he walked back to the table where they had left their son.
Although the manager had his back to Lin Jianyuan, judging from the expressions of the fashion fans, the manager must have secretly rolled his eyes behind his back.
The foreign students started bullying in the American way again.
Lin Jianyuan: “…###”
OK, OK.
Rage value recovers by 50% per second.
Even though he came here on purpose to cause trouble, this is still too infuriating!
How the hell does this business work!
How can a store like this survive?!
Lin Jianyuan suppressed his anger and picked up the menu.
The menu only reads:
This season's main feature: "Field·Sensory Resonance" series
Episode 1: "Poetics of Nature"
- "Moss in the Cup" Ethiopia Guji (Anaerobic Honey Processing)
- "Melting Snow Through the Forest" · Colombia Huila (Double Wash)
Episode 2: "City Slice"
- "Laoxiang Baked Fragrance" Geisha Panama (Lightly Baked + Brown Sugar Marinated)
- "Midnight Neon" Brazil Espresso (Dark Roast + Whisky Barrel Aged)
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan's eyes went dark.
The corners of his mouth twitched as he took the parchment menu and went to look for the red-haired highlights manager in the pile of leftovers.
"Dude, this menu is so fancy I can't understand it." Lin Jianyuan, who was 60% of the way through, suppressed his anger and said, "So which one is the iced Americano? I just want two iced Americanos."
The man with red highlights looked at him with a helpless expression.
The Liuzi glanced at each other quickly and started laughing again.
Lin Jianyuan: “…####”
The red-haired man sighed, stood up, and said in a helpless tone, "Okay, then, Iced American."
He paused here deliberately as he spoke.
The people at the table were laughing so hard that they were twisting their bodies.
Lin Jianyuan: “???#####”
No? What's so funny about iced American coffee? What happened to you?
What the fuck are you laughing at!
"So have you chosen your beans?" said the man with red hair and highlights.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan, whose anger value was 70%, said: "I want Bing Meishi?"
Red-haired man with highlights: "Oh, I see. You want an iced Americano. So what kind of beans do you want?"
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
Lin Jianyuan was about to explode: "I said I want an iced Americano!! What the hell are you—"
Ding-dong.
The wind chimes at the door rang.
Xieyu pushed the door open and came in, tilting her head and asking, "Are you not feeling well yet?"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Rage value 0%.
He glanced at his roommate helplessly and sighed, "It's not healed yet. My boss has a disability, I'm not sure if it's his ears or his brain. It's a bit difficult to communicate."
Red-haired man with highlights: "???"
Xie Yu sympathetically said: "Oh——"
The man with red highlights rolled his eyes in front of Lin Jianyuan, but didn't say anything. He just walked behind the bar and tinkered with his extremely complicated machines.
The children at the table behind also began to whisper.
Without looking back, he knew that they were definitely pointing and talking, using their special vocabulary to secretly criticize Cricket Lin Jianyuan, the "weirdo".
"Wife," Lin Jianyuan sighed again, lowering his voice so only the two of them could hear, "You came in too early."
"Ah." The roommate was surprised. "Hasn't he started to make you angry yet?"
"No, no." Lin Jianyuan smiled helplessly, "It's just that before I had time to get angry to the extreme, you came in. Now it's good. When I saw you, my anger disappeared."
Roommate: “~”
Lin Jianyuan: “~”
Very good, now not only has the anger value been cleared, but even the corners of his mouth are starting to rise like crazy.
Lin Jianyuan achieved a good result of giving up for one second in the "Trying hard to suppress the corners of his mouth" competition.
It just so happened that his "Melting Snow Through the Forest"*2 was also completed.
It's in a paper cup.
There's not even a lid.
Well, that’s why they say that love-sickness can cause dementia.
At this moment, even if the red-haired highlighter deliberately put the paper cup in front of him heavily, the coffee liquid in the paper cup would splash out and stain the cup (and he didn't even give her a tissue).
Lin Jianyuan couldn't even get angry.
His eyes were already drawn to the chocolate shop across the street.
It seems that the shop not only sells chocolate bars, but also hot chocolate and gelato of various flavors.
Lin Jianyuan's mind was full of thoughts of buying a gelato for his wife, so he casually grabbed two tissues from the bar, picked up the uncovered paper cup of coffee and left.
Before leaving, he even said "thank you" without thinking.
The coffee shop and its annoying owner were left behind.
Lin Jianyuan walked out of the store and said, "Honey, honey, do you want some ice cream?"
The roommate looked across the street and said with a smile, "Okay."
The two of them crossed the street hand in hand. Lin Jianyuan looked around and waited until there were no cars in front before he slowly walked across with his wife.
"So, it was right to ask you to wait for me outside," Lin Jianyuan said with emotion. "You're like that bite stopper. Every dog in the world that passes by would be bitten by me, but when I see you, I'm instantly healed."
——Lin Jianyuan went into that coffee shop on purpose to get angry.
He found this coffee shop with an irritating owner on the Internet, and when he saw the address, he found that it was nearby, so he ran over excitedly to inflate his lungs.
He never expected that he would be exposed as soon as his roommate pushed the door open.
Forgive the whole world in one second.
The fishing plan failed miserably!
"Okay." The roommate smiled, "Then next time I will..."
Lin Jianyuan turned his head and shook his roommate's small duodenum in a good mood in the sunset.
Next second.
My hands are empty.
Lin Jianyuan was stunned and looked around blankly.
Huh.
He found that not only were his hands empty, but his feet were also off the ground, and the view he saw was also strange.
Not crossing the street hand in hand with roommates, but——
He was lifted up by the waist.
Lin Jianyuan's pupils trembled and he turned his head in surprise.
The figure of the man with red highlighted hair was reflected in her slightly widened eyes.
"You're not angry?"
The man with red hair and dyed hair spoke. His tone was no longer the forced smile he had just used in the coffee shop.
The man with red highlights grabbed Lin Jianyuan by the back of his waist and lifted him up and shook him like a stray dog.
"What should I do? You're not even angry after this."
The red-haired man smiled, and a hint of malice flashed in his bottomless eyes.
"—Then I can only..."
"Let him go!" Xie Yu was furious!
Hundreds of meters away, Xie Yu rushed over without hesitation, and his domain instantly expanded! Dark red shadows exploded like fireworks!
"Xie Yu!" Lin Jianyuan screamed, struggling desperately and shouting, "Be careful! Don't go over——"
The word "come" has not yet been uttered.
Puff——
Countless flaming spikes pierced out from Xieyu's stomach, intestines, liver... and from all his internal organs!
Blood splattered!
Lin Jianyuan opened his eyes wide.
All rationality burned out in an instant!
"Fuck your mother!!!!"
An earth-shaking roar erupted.
Lin Jianyuan kicked and struggled frantically, and the man with red hair laughed unscrupulously, lifted him up and admired his furious posture.
Then there was another sound——
Puff.
A thick, fiery red spike pierced through Lin Jianyuan's chest!
Lin Jianyuan paused for breath.
"Lin Jianyuan!" Xieyu, who was also pierced by the flaming spikes, let out a cry of near despair.
Xie Yu rushed forward like a madman.
But it was pierced by more spikes! It was nailed to the spot!
"Hahahaha, so amazing?" The red-haired man started laughing crazily, shaking Lin Jianyuan as if he was looking at a piece of raw meat. "It actually came out directly from the heart, it must be delicious! Oh my god, I'm so looking forward to it. This is the first time I've met someone like you-"
Before he finished speaking, click.
Lin Jianyuan held the sharp spike with both hands and broke it with force!
The thick spikes were like fiery red crystals, and he broke them off with great effort.
The red-haired man next to him hadn't even had time to stop laughing when he heard a familiar sound of flesh being pierced through.
Puff!
The thick spike, still stained with blood, was stabbed into his chest by Lin Jianyuan!
Red-haired man with highlights: "?"
Lin Jianyuan was furious. The sharp thorn on the left side of his chest continued to grow like mushrooms after rain, and a second one appeared in an instant.
He bent it with his backhand, and it snapped again!
There was no "puff" this time.
This time it's——
BANG!!!
Lin Jianyuan used the spike as a hammer, and swung the thick end of it towards the man with red-haired highlights in the face!
Red-haired man with highlights: "???"
Before the man with red highlights could react, he was thrown to the left and fell to the ground, losing his balance!
"Baby. Just bear with it for a little longer."
Lin Jianyuan was furious. He threw away the spikes of the baseball and broke off another one from his chest with his backhand.
This one is thicker.
"Just for a moment."
Lin Jianyuan said,
"Once I kill this idiot, I'll come rescue you."
A few meters away, the countless spikes that trapped Xiyu dissipated like a fiery red mist.
Xieyu's mouth curled up into a smile as the wounds on his body began to heal rapidly.
"good."
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