Chapter 130 Chapter 130 Irritation (Nutrient Solution 43w) Camp...
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Lin Jianyuan had an expressionless face as he swung the flaming cone like a hammer, hitting the man with red hair with highlights again and again.
"Ah! Why can you—ah! Why can—"
The red-haired man with highlights was like a balloon, squeaking when you hit it, and the smell of the squeaking was a mixture of gas and gasoline.
The squeak made Lin Jianyuan even more furious.
"Isn't this what you want?"
Lin Jianyuan beat him severely.
Snap. The spike in his hand shattered.
Just then, another one sprouted from his chest. Lin Jianyuan broke it off expressionlessly.
Click!
The red-haired man on the ground started to suffer from PTSD after hearing this voice. He twisted and turned like a giant insect in despair, struggling to retreat and saying, "Stop hitting me, stop hitting me! I'll kill you if you hit me again!"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan was suspicious: "What's the matter?"
Red-haired man with highlights: "?"
Lin Jianyuan swung the thick flaming cone with his backhand and smashed it hard again!
"ah!"
Holding a jade pendant on her chin, she sits by the roadside and watches.
The huge area that originally covered the sky and the sun has shrunk into a semicircular luminous cover.
A gentle white light enveloped his lover, causing slight mental pollution to those passing by.
That way they can't see what's going on inside.
Providing his lover with ample space to fight freely.
Lin Jianyuan had broken countless spikes, and the man with red hair had been beaten so badly that his face was bruised and battered, and his body was in tatters. He no longer looked like the fashionable and sophisticated coffee shop owner he used to be.
The man with red highlights was lying on the ground twitching like a giant cockroach that had been sprayed with insecticide.
clang.
Lin Jianyuan dropped the last flaming cone that had split in the middle and turned back to Xieyu.
Xieyu sat softly on the ground. Lin Jianyuan knelt on one knee before him without saying a word.
Xieyu watched him pull out a box of Band-Aids, tear open the brand new packaging, and carefully, with a slight tremor, apply it to him.
Stick it on the places where you were pierced by the flaming spikes.
"……Baby."
Lin Jianyuan said hoarsely, "Will this work? Will it hurt when I put it on?"
——If it were him, what would he say at this time?
Xiyu's heart was in turmoil, and she suppressed her laughter and said, "Put it on faster."
Lin Jianyuan was shocked and began to apply the Band-Aid at super speed.
Xie Yu: "If it's any later, the wounds will all be healed."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan looked up in shock.
Xieyu finally couldn't help herself and hugged him with laughter.
The two people hugged each other after surviving the disaster.
On the other side, the red-haired man who was beaten 99% to death tried to escape secretly.
call out!
A piece of intestine shot out, wrapped around the red-haired man, threw him up into the air, and then slammed him down fiercely—
Bang!
A big hole was smashed into the ground.
Dust billowed. A giant cockroach with red hair and highlights twitched and spasmed in the pit.
Lin Jianyuan exclaimed: "Baby, you are still the strongest!"
"It's okay." Xieyu said modestly, "My beating only scratched his skin. Your beating caused real damage."
Real damage? Lin Jianyuan suddenly felt that this term sounded familiar.
He seemed to... When he first encountered the sandbag with the big tumor in the basement of his former company, the big tumor had said something similar.
Can he cause real damage to the heretics?
"Why?" Lin Jianyuan asked.
"I don't know."
Xieyu tilted his head and thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "Maybe it's because you were fighting with strong emotions?"
This answer is a bit unexpected.
Lin Jianyuan touched his chin and fell into thought.
Not far away, the giant cockroach with red hair and highlights in the pit was trying to crawl away again.
Lin Jianyuan: "Hey, cockroach."
The man with red highlights froze.
Cockroach?? Who?
Lin Jianyuan walked over and asked, "Why can I really hurt you?"
Red-haired man with highlights: "!!"
The cockroach was actually calling him? !
"How would I know!" the red-haired man said angrily, "But don't get too cocky! Don't think you can do anything to me just because you can hurt my true form. I'm telling you, a mere human can never kill me! I'm not like you!"
Lin Jianyuan frowned.
Sure enough, while the red-haired man was speaking, the wounds all over his body began to heal rapidly.
Just like carrying jade.
These S-level heretics all seemed to have extremely strong bodies.
In other words, from a "conceptual" point of view, they are indestructible.
Lin Jianyuan had just beaten him for ten minutes, but the injuries healed in just ten seconds.
But Lin Jianyuan was already tired from fighting.
Lin Jianyuan sighed deeply, and couldn't help revealing the look of an old father who despised his promising son.
"What you mean is, even if I die of exhaustion, I still can't kill you, right?" Lin Jianyuan said tiredly.
"Haha. What else?" The red-haired man patted his collar and proudly got up from the ground. "Who do you think you are?"
The arrogant and provocative smile returned to his face.
"who I am?"
Lin Jianyuan thought about it,
"I'm your father?"
Facts have proved that human power is limited.
But human wisdom and creativity are unlimited.
“Ahhhhhhhhh—”
On the overpass, Lin Jianyuan was driving a motorcycle with his wife sitting behind him.
His wife snuggled up to him delicately, her tender intestines wrapped tightly around his waist.
At the rear of the motorcycle is a thick steel cable made up of countless glowing filaments.
The other end of the steel cable tied up the upper body of the man with red hair.
The speed limit for motorcycles on the elevated road is 80 km/h.
Lin Jianyuan drove the motorcycle to 80. It was humming and speeding.
The motorcycle was flying in front, and the man with red hair was chasing behind.
The two legs swung out like Tom Cat in the cartoon, leaving afterimages.
“Ahhhh stop, stop, I can’t keep up, I can’t keep up, ahhhhh——!”
The red-haired man screamed.
Bang!
Then came, bang bang bang bang!
The first thud was a face-first thud.
The next thing is that the face bounces on the ground like a ball.
"...So, baby, look!" Lin Jianyuan gripped the motorcycle handlebars tightly, flicked on the turn signal, and changed lanes with style. He shouted from inside his motorcycle helmet, "It's actually pretty good to drive yourself once in a while!"
Xieyu: “Yes~”
Lin Jianyuan bought the motorcycle from a random passerby. Motorcycles are no longer common in big cities these days, and they are no longer just a means of transportation.
People who can drive a motorcycle (and a gasoline motorcycle at that) in City A usually do so to show off.
So they are all good cars.
Anyway, Lin Jianyuan and his roommate now have a combined monthly salary of 400,000 yuan, which is more than they can spend, and this motorcycle is really cool.
Besides using it to drive away cockroaches this time, you can also use it to take a drive when you have nothing to do in the future.
then--
“Ahhhhhh! Let me go! Let me go! I really can’t take it anymore! Let me go ...
Motorcycles must strictly abide by traffic regulations.
The man with red highlights kowtowed frantically towards the back of the car in a sinusoidal curve at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour.
Glowing Filament (Steel Cable Version): "..."
The one stuck with snot: "..."
The rest of the toys: "..."
Sometimes I really think their king is so scary.
After being adjusted by the sine function, the man with red highlighted hair immediately became as obedient as a noodle.
The coolest thing is not this.
The best thing was that Lin Jianyuan was worried that the administration was so far away and he might run out of gas halfway through the drive.
As a result, as I drove on, the original half tank of gas became full!
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan thought for a second and immediately understood the principle!
——A giant cockroach with red hair and highlights can actually refuel a motorcycle!
Is it because of oil leakage while firing?
Wow! You're so useful!
That's great.
The family can save some money in the future~
…
In this way, we rushed back to the administration bureau in an energy-saving and environmentally friendly manner.
"This is the entire process of containing [Irritation]."
Lin Jianyuan said.
The man with red hair and highlights is [irritating].
On the way back on the motorcycle, he confessed everything.
[Provoke] is the legendary second S-level combat type besides Xie Yu.
Director: “.”
Shi Shaoning: “.”
The muscles at the corners of the two men's eyes twitched slightly as they looked at Lin Jianyuan, who was unharmed except for a hole in his clothes, and Xie Yu, who was unharmed too, whose clothes were not even torn (because he was not wearing any).
I feel complicated.
It would be fine if the Evil Domain was an S-level heresy.
Lin Jianyuan, why are you not hurt too?
The director was in disbelief. He asked, "Lin Jianyuan, are you really okay?"
Shi Shaoning couldn't believe it either. He collapsed and said, "Why is it so easy for you to catch heretics every time?"
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
He really doesn't know.
Whether it was his super strong mental resistance or the so-called "ability to cause real damage to heretics with bare hands", they were not actually under his active control.
Lin Jianyuan could only spread his hands and said, "Maybe I really am the Lord of Heresy."
Regarding this point, [Ji Re] had already confessed it honestly when he was riding the motorcycle.
——He doesn’t know either.
[Provoked] said that he had actually been eyeing Lin Jianyuan for a long time.
Everyone knew that Lin Jianyuan had a bad temper and flew into a rage on a daily basis. And anger was precisely the food of [Irritation].
In modern society, hostility is very strong. In fact, there is no shortage of food in normal times, but Lin Jianyuan is really too delicious.
(When he said this, Xiyu grabbed his neck and slammed him to the ground several times.)
(Lin Jianyuan kindly reminded me that pinching the neck doesn't hurt as much as pinching the philtrum.)
(Then Xieyu followed suit and pinched the provoking man, throwing him to the ground several times.)
...In short, as Lin Jianyuan became more and more fragrant, Jiruo couldn't help but attack him.
The flaming spikes that pierced out from Lin Jianyuan and Xieyu's bodies were the irritating food.
It is simply the embodiment of "anger is harmful to the body".
"Then," Lin Jianyuan paused, then said, "On the way back, I encountered another flashback."
The director and Shi Shaoning's expressions changed.
Xieyu was also stunned for a moment and turned his head to look at him.
Xieyu has lost that memory, only Lin Jianyuan remembers it.
At that time, the motorcycle was speeding on the overpass.
Lin Jianyuan was wearing a helmet and suddenly felt something while driving at high speed.
Sure enough, there was a traffic accident ahead.
——But that’s not true.
It wasn't a real traffic accident, although there were overturned vehicles and panicked people.
There were ambulances and an area surrounded by people in white coats and police.
But that's memory. That's trauma.
The white-haired old lady stood next to the ambulance.
The motorcycle was speeding, and Lin Jianyuan turned his head to the side.
The old lady also turned her head at the same time.
Their eyes met briefly, then flashed by.
In a flash, Lin Jianyuan clearly saw her lip movements.
"dao."
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