Chapter 2 Chapter 2 New Roommate Digestive System: “Huh?…
Digestive system: "Huh?"
The digestive system was obviously stunned by his roar, and even the intestinal peristalsis was stopped.
After Lin Jianyuan finished yelling, he was also startled. His heart was pounding, and he raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute, sorry... please wait for me for a moment."
He turned and went into his room, locked the door, then quickly broke the pills and started eating.
What was that just now? A mouth and throat connected to intestines, a complete digestive system. How could he have such a thing in his house... No, it must be another hallucination.
But this time, the hallucination spoke to him. It felt strange that his intestines could speak human language, but it was indeed speaking with his mouth... but it was an isolated digestive system! No, I need to drink some water. The pill is stuck in my throat.
Lin Jianyuan quickly took the boiled water and drank the pill. The pill was sweet and melted in his mouth, giving him the feeling of being rapidly healed.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly felt that he had become healthy. He took a deep breath and pushed open the door with confidence.
Digestive system: "How are you?"
The pink underwater is still there!
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan was silent for two seconds, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have received a message from the landlord in the morning.
He took out his cell phone, made a "wait a minute" gesture again, lowered his head and began to flip through the chat history.
"That's really interesting." Pink suddenly smiled softly after entering the water. "This is the first time I've met someone like you."
Lin Jianyuan quickly flipped to the landlord's chat box and suddenly understood.
The landlord said someone would be looking at the house in the next couple of days, so he asked him to clean it up. If the empty room next door is not rented out, he will have to raise the rent.
I remember now. The landlord sent the message at 7:30 in the morning, when Lin Jianyuan was like a can of sardines in the subway during the morning rush hour.
He heard a new message alert on WeChat and risked having his phone squeezed out of his hand before finally unlocking the screen, only to see that the landlord asked him to clean the house and raised the rent.
Lin Jianyuan almost threw his phone away at that time.
Of course it was too late to clean the room, and even if he had, he wouldn't have gone back. Damn it. The landlord must have just been looking for an excuse to raise the rent.
...So this pink thing in front of us may not actually be swimming.
Maybe he's actually a person? He's had another attack and sees humans as strange creatures?
Right. You don’t need to rent a house to go into the water, but talented people do.
Lin Jianyuan quickly calmed down and said to Pinky with a smile, "Hello, hello. I was a little sleepy just now, sorry."
Pink went into the water: “?”
The tender intestines moved slowly, making a gurgling sound. Pink went into the water and said, "Hello?"
Lin Jianyuan: "This house is quite good, with complete surrounding facilities and a decent location. The landlord is also a good person. He even asked me to clean it up this morning so you wouldn't dislike it. But I was already out by then, so I didn't get to clean it up. Sorry."
As Lin Jianyuan spoke, he kicked his scattered shoes into the shoe cabinet, and then neatly picked up the takeaway box that was left on the table yesterday.
When he was clearing the table, he discovered that his tablet was on and there was a Japanese drama on the screen.
No wonder there was that conversation about "who comes first, shower or eat?"... This new roommate has quite a bad taste, Lin Jianyuan thought.
Lin Jianyuan tried hard to be friendly, but Pink went into the water and said nothing. She just "looked" at him quietly with her intestines gurgling.
This feeling is quite magical, because the digestive system doesn't have eyes. But it does have a mouth. When a digestive system... a digestive system faces you with its mouth, you automatically imagine it's looking at you.
Yes, it should be "he". Judging from the voice, it seems to be a man, quite young.
Girls probably won't come if they hear their roommate is a man, as it's unsafe, unless they're bringing their boyfriend along.
"By the way, the room for rent is the one over there. Have you seen it?" Lin Jianyuan opened the door of the empty room for him.
The boy who used to share the house with him resigned and went back to his hometown, and the house has been vacant for three months.
Actually, this room isn't very good. It's a side-bed facing north. It's fine in the summer, but gets damp and cold in the winter. But the digestive system's mucous membranes probably prefer a more humid environment...
No! Damn it, it's not the digestive system! It's a person!
Lin Jianyuan tried hard to remain normal, not wanting to scare away the guy who was looking at the house.
The pink girl moved horizontally into the room and "looked" around.
Lin Jianyuan asked expectantly, "How is it?"
Pink went into the water and said "hmm" noncommittally, as if she was trying to suppress her laughter.
Lin Jianyuan felt a little awkward. He suspected that he was being too enthusiastic, which in turn aroused suspicion. But he didn't have the energy to think about what to do now. He was very...sleepy...
Why did he suddenly feel sleepy? Was it because of the medicine he just took? Yes, the doctor told him not to drive or ride a bike after taking the medicine...
"Well, take your time looking around. I won't bother you. Anyway, I think this house is pretty good. You're welcome to stay. When you're done looking around and want to leave, just close the door... I'm a little tired. I need to go to sleep first, haha..."
Lin Jianyuan's eyelids grew heavier. He waved to the man and turned back to his room.
"Okay." Pink went into the water with a happy tone.
Lin Jianyuan lay down on the bed and fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow. His chest rose and fell slowly, and the sound of his deep, even breathing came through the crack in the door into the living room.
Click. The door opened and the pink water slowly entered the room.
"Why aren't you afraid of me?" A piece of intestine patted Lin Jianyuan's face softly, leaving some wet marks on his face.
"Never mind, I'm not afraid. I have something else to eat," the digestive system muttered to itself. It slowly opened its mouth and relaxed its jaw. Its flesh-pink throat stretched to an exaggerated degree, like a feeding snake. Muscles twitched.
Ouch.
It swallowed Lin Jianyuan's head in one gulp.
The moment it held the human brain, powerful energy surged into its throat.
Depression, anger, irritability, anxiety... a large amount of negative emotions are like thick honey, slowly sliding through the esophagus and filling the stomach with warmth. The pleasure of eating greatly satisfies the nerves.
It swallowed without satisfaction and should have bitten off the fragile neck in one bite, but when its teeth rubbed against the warm human skin, it changed its mind.
Delicious. Really delicious. Originally, it didn't really like eating fear; it was so common that it was a bit tired of it. This human wasn't afraid of it, and even invited it to live with them...
Then can I eat it all the time?
It was the first time it was invited by humans, and it felt strange and novel.
"Okay..." It responded vaguely, slowly backing away and spitting out the human's head bit by bit.
Lin Jianyuan's face was covered in its saliva. It was glistening and wet. The digestive system examined it with interest, thinking the food's saliva-covered face was adorable.
No, I still want to eat.
It extended its tongue and licked its sharp canine teeth. There was no reason to suppress its appetite, so it happily lowered its head and bit the other's Adam's apple.
This Adam's apple had once swallowed so much anger and resentment. One could imagine it rolling on a human throat.
Hmm, delicious.
The digestive system slowly sucked the human's Adam's apple, and it took a long time before it came down from the human with a lingering feeling.
"belch."
The pink intestines moved and burped.
It's not strange to burp after eating, but it is strange if the burp is rainbow-colored.
"?" The digestive system was stunned, looking at the colorful gas dissipating in the air in surprise.
After a second of silence, it decisively pulled the stomach and pried open the cardia.
The stomach, which had just eaten a large amount of food, was full, and the cardia that had been roughly opened was still moving slowly.
The gastric mucosa was bubbling and secreting dazzling rainbow-colored gastric juice.
Rainbow colors!
Why? ? ?
This was the first time the digestive system saw this and it was stunned.
The next day, Lin Jianyuan was woken up by his alarm clock.
"Damn..." Lin Jianyuan forgot to turn off the alarm clock during his rare vacation. He was so annoyed that he didn't even bother to open his eyes. He frowned and touched his phone everywhere.
His eyelids felt heavy and sore, and his head felt dizzy. Lin Jianyuan searched for his phone for a long time but couldn't find it. He was so angry that he almost wanted to smash the phone.
Fortunately, he finally turned off the alarm clock and fell asleep again.
"Ding ding ding ding dong dong dong~"
"Ding ding ding ding dong dong dong~"
The WeChat voice call rang, forcibly pulling Lin Jianyuan back from his dream.
Lin Jianyuan didn't want to answer the phone, but the ringing was so loud that it gave him a headache and made it impossible for him to sleep.
"Shit!" Lin Jianyuan finally couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of bed. He grabbed his phone in frustration and saw the voicemail on WeChat was from Yang Yu in the Human Resources Department.
HR...Why does HR want to see him?
Lin Jianyuan suppressed his temper and answered the call: "Hello, Sister Yang?"
"Lin Jianyuan, did you forget to punch in?" Yang Yu asked.
Lin Jianyuan's heart sank. He was still half asleep, and he couldn't figure out what this meant, but he already had a bad feeling.
He said, "I didn't go to the company today. I took sick leave. I asked Mr. Jiang directly during the meeting yesterday."
Yang Yu: "Well, I know you took a leave yesterday. But Mr. Jiang said you only took half a day off yesterday afternoon."
Lin Jianyuan was instantly furious: "What do you mean? I invited you for two days! Everyone heard it!"
Yang Yu was silent for a moment, then changed her tone to a more soothing one. She said, "Why don't you... come over? Submit a formal sick leave note, the kind with the hospital's stamp. Mr. Jiang... well, Mr. Jiang wants to see it."
Lin Jianyuan's rage suddenly flared up. That bastard Jiang Chen was messing with him!
All the sleeping pills were instantly metabolized. Lin Jianyuan angrily put on his clothes and pants, swung the door open, and sneered as he walked away, "Okay. I'll come to the company right away..."
Before he finished speaking, Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
"Good morning." The digestive system said with a smile.
Question: What does it feel like to wake up early in the morning and see a talking pile of sewage?
Lin Jianyuan's brain froze for a moment, until Yang Yu on the other end of the WeChat voice chat noticed something was wrong: "Lin Jianyuan?"
"Ah." Lin Jianyuan came back to his senses and said in a low voice, "It's nothing, I'll come to the company right away." Then he hung up the phone quickly.
Pink Water Years floated peacefully beside the windowsill. Lin Jianyuan's mouth twitched slightly and asked, "Are you sunbathing?"
"Ah." Pink went into the water without making any comment.
Lin Jianyuan took a deep breath and quickly sorted out his thoughts. This wasn't going into the water, this wasn't going into the water, this was a person... He tried hard to eliminate the influence of the hallucination and quickly figured out what was going on.
"Have you found a house you like?" Lin Jianyuan asked, "Are you sure you want to live there?"
"Yes." Pink's voice was always filled with a smile.
Lin Jianyuan thought that this guy was really decisive. He must have been satisfied with the house after seeing it yesterday, so he went straight to the landlord to sign the contract and pay the rent in the evening.
This was good, at least Lin Jianyuan didn't have to raise the rent. And this guy looked... no, he sounded—he sounded quite friendly, with a youthful voice, probably only in his twenties.
Lin Jianyuan took out his phone and said, "Let's add each other on WeChat. I need to go out now. Can I come back and help you move? How much stuff do you have?"
Pink goes into the water: "I don't have WeChat."
Lin Jianyuan: “?” Is there anyone who doesn’t have WeChat these days?
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a second before he reacted.
——Fuck, this guy is rejecting him!
Luckily, I asked for his WeChat ID. If I had asked him his name, he would have probably said, "I don't have a name."
Lin Jianyuan took back his phone in frustration: "Alright. Do as you please."
Lin Jianyuan didn't expect that his new roommate would have such a personality. He seemed easy to get along with, but in the end he refused to even add him on WeChat.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly felt a little upset, but there was nothing he could do now that things had come to this. He didn't have the right to choose his roommate. Anyway, he would just have less contact in the future.
Lin Jianyuan took the subway to the company. Before he even entered the office, he heard Jiang Chen's sarcastic voice.
"We're going to standardize our leave system recently. This isn't something I've suggested, it's something headquarters has suggested..."
Lin Jianyuan felt like a balloon in his chest suddenly expanded, stretching it to the point where it was about to burst. He suppressed his emotions, walked behind Jiang Chen, and said, "Boss Jiang."
"Hey." Jiang Chen turned around and looked him up and down with a fake smile on his face. "Lin Jianyuan. Are you here for work?"
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