Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Scumbag "I already asked you yesterday...
"I already asked for leave yesterday." Lin Jianyuan said as calmly as possible, "Company regulations allow you to wait until you are on leave to reapply. I didn't have to come today."
"But the company also stipulates that you must have a formal sick leave note before you can ask for leave." Jiang Chen raised the corner of his mouth contemptuously, "The company will send someone to the hospital to verify. If it's something written by a doctor friend, or if the goods don't match the instructions, or the registration time doesn't match the time on the leave note, then that won't work."
"What do you mean?" Lin Jianyuan's heartbeat began to accelerate. The balloon in his chest grew larger and larger.
"It's nothing serious. I'm just kindly reminding you that if you're caught cheating, not only will your attendance be deducted, but you'll also be fined twice as much and have 20% of your year-end bonus deducted." Jiang Chen scoffed. "Don't blame me for not mentioning it in advance. It's clearly written in the company's rules and regulations."
"You're targeting me!" Lin Jianyuan could no longer control himself and shouted, "What right do you have to accuse me of faking it? How do you know if I'm sick or not?!"
"Do you look sick?!" Jiang Chen slammed the table and shouted, "Lin Jianyuan! Don't think you're a veteran just because you've been here for five years. You can't move on without the company! I'm telling you! Everyone has to abide by the rules!"
Both men started yelling at each other, and everyone in the large office watched in silence, their expressions complicated.
"I'll testify for Brother Yuan! He looked really bad yesterday!" Pei Shuo suddenly stood up in the corner.
He was tall, and when he stood there, everyone's eyes were on him.
He continued, "And he really did say he was taking two days off during the meeting yesterday! I heard it!"
"Actually...me too." On the other side, female colleague Qin Shi also raised her hand weakly.
"Yeah! I heard that too!" Su Zhiwei, the account manager who usually handled client meetings submissively, suddenly stood up, his face flushed and his neck thick with anger, and shouted, "He only asked for two days of sick leave! Lin Jianyuan was so exhausted that he was hospitalized! What's wrong with asking for two days of sick leave? Is it illegal?!"
"Yes! That's it!"
"That's right! Everyone has seen how Lin Jianyuan has been working non-stop for days! It's so inhumane for the company to keep such a watchful eye on him! Why don't they give him overtime pay when he works overtime?!"
"Great!" Seeing his subordinates' excitement, Jiang Chen's face gradually became embarrassed. He pointed at Pei Shuo with a ferocious expression and said in a stern voice, "Lin Jianyuan! You are actually forming cliques! I should have known not to let you lead the newcomers! Look at what you have done to the newcomers! You are the first to contradict your superiors! Don't forget that he is still an intern! Do you know the consequences of inciting the newcomers like this? Who do you think you are?"
Those who were present to help Lin Jianyuan were all veterans who had been in the company for more than three years. Only Pei Shuo was an intern who could be fired at any time.
When Lin Jianyuan heard him threaten Pei Shuo, the balloon in his chest exploded instantly.
He stepped forward, grabbed Jiang Chen by the collar, and roared, "Who am I?! Do you know who I am?!"
Jiang Chen was stunned. Everyone around him was also stunned - could it be that Lin Jianyuan had a backer?
However, before everyone could react, Lin Jianyuan took out a hot and sticky thing from his pocket and stuffed it into Jiang Chen's mouth!
"How dare you offend me! Do you know who I am?" Lin Jianyuan roared, "I'm a fucking psychopath!"
Plop. A steaming mass slid from Jiang Chen's face to the ground. Along with it fell the light, fluttering medical certificate.
Jiang Chen's eyes almost popped out, and the others present were also shocked.
"Fuck No. 700 Jiangchuan North Road... Are you serious?" Qin Shi was dumbfounded, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up wildly, and she secretly gave Lin Jianyuan a thumbs up.
"You, you..." Jiang Chen stared at Lin Jianyuan in disbelief. It was only a second before he reacted. He retched and screamed while pulling out tissues.
Lin Jianyuan kicked the door and left without even looking back.
"Brother Yuan...Brother Yuan!" Pei Shuo chased him out and followed him all the way to the bathroom.
Lin Jianyuan bent down to wash his hands in front of the sink and saw Pei Shuo with an excited look in the mirror.
The sound of water washed away the sticky stuff on my hands.
Lin Jianyuan turned off the faucet and stood up, saying irritably, "I'm sorry for causing you trouble. I guess you'll have to accompany me in the punishment this time. Sorry, brother."
"It's okay! It's not important!" Pei Shuo came over excitedly, his eyes shining. "Brother, you were so handsome just now! You're a hero! What a pity I didn't record it in time! Oh, I really am so impressed by your handsomeness, brother! You're a hero!!! Brother! I will always take you as my role model! You're so handsome, really!!"
Pei Shuo was so excited that he was incoherent, repeating the same thing over and over again, fully expressing the author's praise.
Lin Jianyuan was hugged tightly by him, and he could only feel the hardness of his chest muscles. Damn, how come young people nowadays have such good figures?
Lin Jianyuan pushed him away with a wry smile, wanting to say something but not knowing what to say.
"But brother, why did you stuff an omelet into his mouth? I thought it was feces..." Pei Shuo's eyes lit up.
Only then did Lin Jianyuan notice that the two vines in Pei Shuo's eyes were still there, and seemed to be thicker and longer than yesterday.
"Because stuffing feces into your mouth is illegal." Lin Jianyuan said casually, "To be honest, I did want to stuff feces into my mouth at first."
But the fresh, hot dog poop was so smelly that Lin Jianyuan only picked up two pieces of dog poop in the neighborhood before giving up.
With such a smelly thing in his pocket, he couldn't pass security check or get on the subway.
He'd actually given up on fighting, but Jiang Chen went too far. He couldn't control himself and just pulled out the omelet he'd crushed on the subway.
The omelet was filled with sweet bean paste, which Lin Jianyuan loved. The sticky brown sweet bean paste mixed with the squashed omelet really did look like a steaming pile of dog shit.
Jiang Chen was probably shocked by his sudden brutality, which is why he screamed as if his mouth was stuffed with feces.
"Oh, if it's illegal, forget it. But the omelet is also very enjoyable! Hehehe, I love watching the plot where the bad guys get slapped in the face!" Pei Shuo smiled happily.
Lin Jianyuan looked at the two vines twisting in his eyes and couldn't bear it anymore, so he couldn't help but reach out and pull them.
He actually pulled it out!
Lin Jianyuan looked at the vine twisting wildly in his palm in shock and said quickly, "Pei Shuo?"
"Uh-huh?"
"Are you feeling unwell?"
"Ah?" Pei Shuo blinked and said in surprise, "No. Brother, what did you catch just now? Is there a mosquito?" He looked around in confusion.
The bathroom was quiet, with only the two of them. Lin Jianyuan looked closely at Pei Shuo's eyes, and those blingbling puppy dog eyes returned to their original appearance, showing no signs of abnormality.
Is that all? So it's okay to pull it out?
I should have known better...
Lin Jianyuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but Pei Shuo suddenly said, "By the way, brother, you don't have to worry about me. I wouldn't want to work under such a rude boss even if he were given to me. But the scene where the brothers and sisters just spoke up for you was so passionate, it really got me excited. I'd really be reluctant to leave them if I had to... Well, anyway, you don't have to be embarrassed. If I get fired, I'll find another job! After all, I still have the qualifications of a fresh graduate, so it'll be easy for me to find a new job!"
This was obviously meant to comfort him. How easy is it to find a job nowadays?
Unexpectedly, he would be comforted by an intern who was several years younger than him. Lin Jianyuan smiled bitterly and said, "Okay. Let's take it one step at a time."
Pei Shuo: “Yeah!”
Lin Jianyuan left the company and took the subway home again. It was almost noon, and the subway was not crowded. He found a seat and thought about what had just happened, feeling a little complicated.
He'd treated Jiang Chen like that, and not only Pei Shuo, he'd be in big trouble himself. Jiang Chen was probably complaining to headquarters right now, demanding he be fired. Damn it, just fire him. He couldn't last a single day under Jiang Chen.
If I am fired in this situation, can I still get N+1?
Lin Jianyuan didn't have much money in his account, and he'd already started taking medication this month. After being provoked by that idiot Jiang Chen today, his condition was probably getting worse. What if he couldn't recover after a month of medication? Would he really become mentally ill?
It’s certainly cool to go crazy with a certificate of mental illness, but it’s not cool to be fired and unable to find a job.
This month's rent isn't due yet, and oh yeah, I still have to pay off last month's credit card bill. Luckily, the rent didn't go up...
When I think of rent, I think of my new roommate and how he rejected me by saying, "I don't have WeChat."
Such a poor excuse. I don’t know whether the other party has low emotional intelligence or has no intention of getting along well with this roommate.
The more Lin Jianyuan thought about it, the more upset he felt. He couldn't help but let out a long sigh, leaned his head back on the subway seat, and raised his hand to block the bright and glaring fluorescent lights.
The balloon in the chest cavity exploded and then was retracted, blocking the chest limply.
Destroy it.
Lin Jianyuan thought.
At this moment, the destruction of the world is not a big deal.
Lin Jianyuan returned to the apartment complex he rented. It was already noon, and he was hungry, but he had no appetite.
In fact, he didn't even have breakfast - his breakfast was slapped on Jiang Chen's face.
Thinking of Jiang Chen's expression at that time, he couldn't help but want to laugh again. With a smile on his face, he inserted the key into the lock. Click, and the door opened.
"You're back."
The digestive system raised its "head" and greeted him with a smile.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
No matter how many times you see it, this pink mass going into the water is still terrifying.
Lin Jianyuan responded perfunctorily, changed his shoes and prepared to go back to his room.
"How come you came back with so much negativity after going out?" Pink came closer, her tone sounding interested, making Lin Jianyuan feel like he was being scrutinized. Pink said, "Did you get mad at work?"
Lin Jianyuan thought to himself, "How come you don't have any sense of boundaries? Do we know each other well?" ...Oh, I'm still new to this. I'm definitely not familiar with you.
Lin Jianyuan laughed at his own joke. He suppressed the corners of his mouth that turned up and said perfunctorily, "Yeah. I had a quarrel with someone."
Pink goes into the water: "Arguing makes you so angry. And irritable, depressed, and powerless. I can't see any hope for the future."
This was said in a very strange way, so strange that Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but turn his head to look at him.
"What?" Pink went into the water and smiled with the corners of her mouth curved.
It's really strange that a digestive system can speak human language...
Wait, that's not right! This isn't a digestive system, this is a person!
Lin Jianyuan suddenly came to his senses and finally remembered that what he was facing was not a real pink woman but a real person.
After all, he was a new roommate, and they would be living together day and night. Lin Jianyuan took a deep breath, composed himself, and said to him, "Now that you've moved in, even if you don't want to add me on WeChat, can you at least tell me your name? Actually, I added you on WeChat this morning for no other reason, so don't take it too seriously."
It's not like he's chatting me up on the street to sell me fitness classes. Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but complain in his heart, why is he so defensive?
"My name is," the corners of her pink lips curved up again, the slightly upward arc was very beautiful, "Evil Domain."
incline? Jade?
What a strange name. Is that how it's written?
Is there a surname called "Xie"?
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously wanted to confirm with him, but he felt he might be rejected again. So he sniffed and said, "I understand. You're still welcome to stay with us. I hope we can get along well in the future."
Lin Jianyuan turned and went into the house. Pink went into the water behind him and said, "What about you? What's your name?"
Lin Jianyuan then remembered that he hadn't introduced himself yet. He turned around and said, "Lin Jianyuan."
"Lin Jianyuan," the pink-haired man repeated, as if savoring the name. His exposed, tender esophagus even moved slightly, as if he were actually swallowing something.
This is really... too weird!
Lin Jianyuan began to wonder what weird thing he had seen before. How could he have such an outrageous hallucination?
The key is that the details are so realistic. When did he become so proficient in human anatomy?
"Well, I'm going to take a nap. I'm so sleepy. Do you usually eat takeout or cook for yourself? If you cook, remember to turn on the range hood, otherwise the landlord will be annoyed."
Lin Jianyuan yawned after he finished speaking. He was so sleepy that he waved his hand and went into his room.
The moment he got into bed, an idea suddenly flashed through Lin Jianyuan's mind.
Maybe it’s not “slant” but “carry”?
Xieyu looks even less like a name than Xieyu, but Lin Jianyuan inexplicably prefers the character Xie.
It's very vivid. Like that kind of, the man on the street is as beautiful as jade, the young master is unparalleled in the world... that kind of ancient style handsome guy feeling.
To be honest, he still doesn't know what this guy looks like. In his eyes, he is a pink bastard, but what does this guy actually look like?
Somehow, Lin Jianyuan's mind popped up the image of a boy with very fair skin, a thin waist and long legs.
The hair should be a little longer, and can be tied up in a loose bun. The curve of the corners of the lips when smiling is very beautiful, and there is a natural feeling of a bad boy.
...What a mess.
Lin Jianyuan thought he might have been poisoned by the melodramatic plots of the immortal heroes and ancient idol dramas Pei Shuo had told him. He laughed to himself and soon fell into a deep sleep.
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