Chapter 28 Chapter 28 Qixi Festival (295000+ updates) ^^…
But what does Qixi Festival have to do with single office workers?
It was Friday. Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered that it was his turn to clean the house this week. He had to do a thorough cleaning at home tomorrow.
The thought of cleaning made Lin Jianyuan feel even more tired. It was as if a huge rock was pressing down on his already exhausted body, making it difficult for him to breathe.
Fortunately, there is a skip button in life.
I'll take a quick shower when I get home, go to bed early tonight, and sleep until I wake up naturally tomorrow, then get up and do some heavy cleaning...
skip.
Lin Jianyuan took out the key and poked it into the lock. As usual, the key was swallowed by Silky.
Somehow Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered the first time his roommate swallowed a frog.
At the same time, a familiar voice sounded.
"You're back."
"Yeah, I'm back." Lin Jianyuan responded.
Just as I was about to enter the house, I suddenly noticed that the floor was very clean.
No, it was more than just clean. A closer look revealed that some tiles were still damp, with traces of water stains.
Lin Jianyuan was puzzled, but when he opened the door and took a look, he was even more shocked.
It turned out that not only the living room, but even his room floor was wet!
However, apart from the floor, his room remained unchanged.
The bed was unmade, the sheets and quilt still in the messy state he had left that morning, and the wardrobe drawers showed no signs of having been opened.
It can be said that except for the clean and shiny floor, nothing in the room had been touched.
Lin Jianyuan was truly surprised. He hadn't expected the room to automatically become clean while he was at work, even if it was just the floor.
As soon as he turned around, he saw the pink underwater body floating quietly in the air, its gallbladder was round, its liver capsule was smooth, and its slightly deflated pale pink stomach rose and fell slowly like breathing.
The intestines are wet.
——Wet and a little dirty.
I saw that the originally soft and tender intestines had been covered with dust near the ground, becoming a little dirty.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Suddenly, his mind vividly pictured the pink vagina crawling all over the house and cleaning the floor while he was out.
—But roommates aren’t digestive systems. Roommates are people. People!
So it was impossible for his roommate to secretly crawl around on the floor while he was not at home - and even run into his room and crawl around on the floor.
My roommate must have just been—mopping the floor!
Not only did they mop the public area of the living room, they even mopped his room as well.
What a fantastic roommate!
Lin Jianyuan, who was originally feeling exhausted from the heavy cleaning he had to do tomorrow, suddenly felt the pressure disappear. He couldn't help but say, "Let me treat you to a meal!"
Pink went into the water: "Huh?"
Lin Jianyuan brought his roommates to a fly-infested restaurant not far from their home.
Although this restaurant is not big, it has good quality and low prices.
"This restaurant doesn't serve pre-prepared dishes; all the dishes are freshly cooked." Lin Jianyuan said casually, "The taste is good too."
The kitchen is just behind the cashier counter. When you order food, you can see the chef busy cooking in the back.
The steam from the pot hit me in the face.
Roommate: "How does it compare to what I did?"
Lin Jianyuan answered without hesitation: "This restaurant's food is as delicious as home-cooked food, and your food is as delicious as food in a restaurant."
His roommate was amused by him and the corners of his mouth curled up.
The slightly deflated gastrointestinal tract moves slowly and pleasantly, which is of great medical educational value.
It was a small restaurant, and the tables, chairs and floor were all very clean.
As soon as the guests at the table next to us left, the proprietress came over with a rag and quickly took away the leftovers.
The desktop immediately became as bright and clean as new, which was pleasing to the eye.
"What do you want to eat?" Lin Jianyuan looked at the menu on the wall.
Pink goes into the water: "Let's start with a wall."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
When the lady boss behind the cashier heard this, she couldn't help but look up at them.
"Stop it, hurry up, I'm starving." Lin Jianyuan smiled and hit his roommate's liver.
"You order." The roommate also laughed, "I'm good with anything."
Lin Jianyuan: "Then stir-fried pork liver... uh no, braised large intestine... uh, forget it."
Lin Jianyuan looked at the pink girl next to him and couldn't help sweating profusely.
He suddenly realized that his usual favorite food was all kinds of offal. Could this be why his roommate had become offal in his eyes?
Lin Jianyuan, don’t love me too much!
After a long while, he finally picked out a part of his preferences that did not overlap with his roommate's:
"... I'd like some scrambled eggs with tomatoes and shredded pork with green peppers."
"Tomato scrambled eggs, green peppers, and shredded pork." The proprietress expertly operated the ordering machine. "Anything else?"
Lin Jianyuan found that the two dishes he ordered were both small meat dishes. After all, he was treating someone to a meal, so he should at least order a large meat dish.
And you have to avoid going into the water... otherwise it always feels weird...
Lin Jianyuan belatedly asked, "Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
Pink went into the water: "No."
Lin Jianyuan: "Well, then give me two... four chicken legs."
After all, his roommate was a male college student in his early 20s, a glutton at that age. He was afraid that if he ordered too little, his roommate would not be able to eat enough.
Four chicken legs, two for each person. Lin Jianyuan actually likes chicken legs too.
Pink went into the water: "Okay."
The two found a place to sit down. There were not many customers in the restaurant at the moment, and the steaming hot dishes came up quickly.
Lin Jianyuan got up to get some rice and then asked for some soup.
The two of them picked up their chopsticks and started eating face to face.
I have to say, the scene of my roommate using his intestines to roll up his chopsticks and eating bite by bite was really exciting and bizarre.
Lin Jianyuan always finds it fresh no matter how many times he watches it.
Especially when he chewed his food slowly and then swallowed it, one could clearly see the long, thin esophagus being stretched open, and the bulging mass sliding down all the way into his stomach.
As my roommate continued to chew and swallow, his originally slightly deflated stomach gradually expanded, and the mucosal lines became more and more full.
The gallbladder and pancreas also bulge, looking mysteriously cute.
——Lin Jianyuan didn’t know before why the gallbladder and pancreas bulge when people eat. After looking up information, he found out that it is because they secrete digestive juices.
How could his illusion be so rigorous!
Lin Jianyuan didn't know that he had so much medical knowledge in his subconscious mind, otherwise how could he come up with such precise and rigorous illusions?
You can just shoot a short video to serve as medical popular science.
I have to say, it's really interesting to watch a complete digestive system eating in front of you.
It's like watching a dog eating show.
He could sit here and watch all day.
Wait, to some extent, isn’t roommates eating also human food broadcasting?
It's just that this human eats a little too revealingly...
"Why are you looking at me?" my roommate suddenly asked.
Lin Jianyuan awkwardly argued, "No, I wasn't looking at you. I was just a little tired and was daydreaming."
"You're tired from work today, too?" My roommate put down his chopsticks, curled up his soft intestines, and held his chin in his hand. "A lot of things happened again?"
"Yeah." Lin Jianyuan told him about the air-conditioning incident during the day.
I thought my roommate would laugh at him wearing a skirt, but unexpectedly, my roommate said, "You made her suffer so badly, shouldn't you be happy? Why are you still unhappy now?"
Lin Jianyuan laughed at himself, "What's so cool about that? This is reality, not an online novel. I still have to go back to work."
Yes, real life is not a happy story.
He slapped the efficiency consultant in the face today, and who knows how he will make things difficult for him in the next few days.
Having been a corporate slave for so many years after graduating from university, Lin Jianyuan understands this principle.
But he couldn't control it.
He is mentally ill.
"Hmm." The roommate nodded. "I see."
Lin Jianyuan: "What do you mean?"
Roommate: "You really are suitable for work."
Lin Jianyuan: "? Are you still talking like a human being?"
"Of course not."
After the roommate finished speaking with confidence, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
…I have to say, my roommate's lips are pretty nice. Especially when she smiles. The curved corners of her mouth are really pretty.
This feeling is very magical because Lin Jianyuan is used to looking into the other person's eyes when talking, and it is well known that the digestive system has no eyes.
So he could only look at his roommate's only facial feature - his mouth.
Through this mouth, he imagined his roommate's entire face and the expression on his face when he spoke.
Then I realized my roommate's lips were actually quite nice. They were pink, soft, and looked very healthy.
At first glance, he is a fresh male college student who has not yet experienced the tortures of working.
……etc.
Staring at the guy's lips makes him look so gay!
Lin Jianyuan's scalp tingled and he quickly looked away.
After dinner, Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered something and said, "I'm going to the supermarket to buy something."
Roommate: “Okay.”
Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
Roommate: “What’s wrong?”
"...Nothing. Let's go." Lin Jianyuan smiled and shook his head.
He originally wanted to ask his roommate to go home first so that he could go to the supermarket alone, but his roommate thought he was inviting her.
This was the first time Lin Jianyuan went shopping in a supermarket with his roommate.
Before Xieyu moved in, Lin Jianyuan's previous roommate was also a social animal. He was only in his twenties, but he hadn't gone to college and had been working in a milk tea shop.
That milk tea shop was doing so well that my former roommate's hand broke from shaking milk tea every day. He used to say, "Even masturbating felt like I was working overtime."
Lin Jianyuan's relationship with his former roommate was average. After all, they were both busy with work and sometimes they wouldn't see each other for a week.
But one morning, before Lin Jianyuan left for work, his former roommate suddenly popped his head out of the room and said, "I'm going back to my hometown."
Lin Jianyuan was a little surprised, but he didn't know what to say for a moment, so he just said, "Oh, then I wish you a safe journey."
The former roommate seemed to think there was nothing to say, so he nodded at him and went back to his room to catch up on his sleep.
Then we moved out of the house.
His former roommate had lived with him for three years, but by the end, they were just nodding acquaintances.
Not like now.
"No. This is sugar-free."
My roommate bent down, rolled up the Coke that had just been put into the shopping cart with his intestines, put it back on the shelf, and picked it again.
Lin Jianyuan followed him pushing a shopping cart, watching him pick and choose along the way.
The shopping cart was filled with all kinds of snacks, potato chips, cookies, marshmallows, and a dozen Cokes that my roommate had just brought in.
One of my roommates is a boy who unexpectedly loves snacks.
Lin Jianyuan felt a little helpless. The shampoo and laundry detergent at home had run out, and he had originally planned to come in and grab the things and leave, but he hadn't expected his roommate to be so fond of wandering around.
It actually turned out that two boys were shopping in the supermarket together.
What’s even more amazing is that my roommate was like he was entering a supermarket for the first time. He was curious about everything on the shelves and couldn’t wait to take everything down to take a look.
If he had eyes, Lin Jianyuan would have thought that his eyes would be shining right now.
Lin Jianyuan was already very tired after a day's work, but as he pushed the cart behind his roommate and watched his roommate picking things with great interest, he actually felt quite relaxed.
Like a little kid. Roommate.
The more Lin Jianyuan watched, the more amused he found it. His roommate's excitement about shopping at the supermarket was like that of an elementary school student going on a spring outing tomorrow. This gave Lin Jianyuan, a half-dead office worker, a long-lost sense of life.
It’s great to be young.
It had been a long time since Lin Jianyuan graduated from university. Was Xie Yu only a junior? A senior?
That means she is at least five years younger than him.
It’s great to be young!
Lin Jianyuan finally bought all the daily necessities he needed, and the two of them pushed the shopping cart to check out together.
After returning home, Lin Jianyuan counted the bill. He had just paid for the meal. He said to his roommate, "78.3 yuan."
"Yeah." The roommate took out his cell phone and transferred money to him.
The next second, the roommate stopped moving.
Lin Jianyuan: "What's wrong?"
My roommate looked up from his phone and said innocently, "I'm out of money."
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
No way.
Not even 78.3 yuan.
Lin Jianyuan was speechless: "What are you telling me if you have no money? Ask your parents for living expenses."
Roommate: "But I don't have parents."
Lin Jianyuan's pupils trembled, and he suddenly imagined countless versions of his parents' death.
I suddenly felt so guilty that I wanted to slap myself twice when I thought about it in the middle of the night.
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