Chapter 29 Chapter 29 No Brain (10,000 Nutrient Solution Plus)
My roommate spoke in a nonchalant tone, saying “I don’t have parents” as if he was saying “It’s not raining today”.
Lin Jianyuan didn't know what to say for a moment, his mind was a little confused. He suddenly understood a lot of things.
For example, why did my roommate buy a new phone but an old model that was released several years ago? Why did he never order takeout, but either eat in the school cafeteria or cook for himself when he got home?
And clothes. Lin Jianyuan had never seen him hang clothes on the balcony. He must have very few clothes.
His shoes have never appeared on the shoe rack. He doesn't just have one pair of shoes...
Lin Jianyuan thought for a moment and said, "When I was at my poorest, I only had 49 yuan."
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan: "It left a particularly deep impression on me. It was December 1st, three days before payday. I'd calculated that the subway commuting cost 10 yuan, 30 yuan for three days, leaving me with 19 yuan to buy some steamed buns and pickled mustard greens. I was sure I'd survive three days."
Roommate: “And then?”
Lin Jianyuan: "Then at the beginning of the month, my phone automatically deducted 50 yuan, which put me in arrears."
My roommate's tone grew curious. "So how did you get by? Did you borrow money from your colleagues?"
Lin Jianyuan: "No. I went straight to the police station and told them I was starving and asked them to give me a box lunch."
Lin Jianyuan will always remember that cold winter night.
He worked overtime as usual that day. When he finally got off work and rushed to the subway station to catch the last bus, he found that his QR code could not be used to scan the bus.
After a long time of research, I finally found out that it was not because the phone had no signal, but because the network was disconnected due to unpaid bills.
At that moment he was suddenly stunned.
His savings weren't enough to cover his phone bill. He could have found a place with free Wi-Fi, connected to it, and used Huabei (Huabei) or borrowed some from a colleague.
But as he watched the last subway train leave, he walked out of the subway station and returned to the ground. The cold wind blew, and he suddenly felt extremely helpless.
How did he live his life like this?
He knew very well that missing the subway was a small matter, a very, very small matter.
He also knew that this was the straw that broke the camel's back.
But the camel was crushed without any resistance.
At that moment he was helplessly engulfed by negative emotions.
...Fortunately, there is a police station next to the subway entrance.
Anyway, it's already so miserable, I don't care about my face anymore.
He decided to go for broke and walked into the spacious and bright lobby of the police station. After explaining his purpose to the police officer on duty, the police officer bought him some food on the spot.
That night, Lin Jianyuan not only ate voraciously, but also took things with him - the police lent him two hundred yuan to top up his phone and let him take a taxi home.
In other countries, he might really starve to death, but this is impossible in China.
If you ask for money on the street, you will probably not get it. But if you say you are starving and want to ask for food, anyone will lend you a hand.
The Chinese people can't stand seeing people starving.
"That's great," my roommate said upon hearing this. "So you're trying to comfort me by saying that even if I'm broke and only have a few dozen dollars, I can still live a good life in the future?"
"No," Lin Jianyuan said, "I'm telling you that if you run out of food, you can go to the police."
"." The roommate paused and asked, "Can't I find you?"
Lin Jianyuan: "No, because I am also poor."
The roommate stared at him for a moment, then said in agreement, "Yeah. You're so poor."
Lin Jianyuan raised his eyebrows: "You don't even have 70 yuan on you and you're still blaming me?"
The roommate curled his lips and said, "I don't have any money to spend, except for the phone I just bought."
Lin Jianyuan stared at him and felt that there was no trace of bravado in that smile.
My roommate just smiled nonchalantly.
But come to think of it, my roommate is still in college. The better the university, the cheaper the tuition, and eating in the cafeteria is also free.
And since my roommate is a boy, I don’t have to buy a lot of clothes.
But he is also very conceited.
How do you dress yourself up to look so handsome when you only have a few pieces of clothes and shoes?
Well, it's not a conflict. A guy his age, as long as he's not too fat, not too short, has fair skin, and keeps himself clean and tidy, will be very handsome and good-looking.
After spending some time together, Lin Jianyuan felt that Xiyu was a boy who loved cleanliness and had no material desires.
He has no money, but he's not anxious. He's probably working a part-time job that pays him daily. When he saves enough, he buys a new phone. When he runs out of money, he admits he's broke.
Don't be shy, don't feel inferior, and don't blame others.
This character is so good.
At that moment, an idea suddenly popped up in Lin Jianyuan's mind:
If Xieyu was a girl, he would be moved.
The kind of girl who is gentle, emotionally stable, waits for you at home, cooks for you, keeps the house clean, and doesn't mind you being poor.
She won't be shy or complain about the price when I take her to eat king crab, and she will be happy to eat at a random roadside restaurant.
She's not picky about food either. She enjoys eating. Watching her eat makes me feel better too.
If there is a girl like this, he will be really moved and will want to fight for her and let her live a good life.
Unfortunately, my roommate is a boy.
So Lin Jianyuan said, "Pay me back when you have money" and went to take a shower and sleep.
That night.
The dark red shade arrived as expected.
When I crawled out from under the door, my digestive system paused slightly.
Then he carefully lifted the end of his intestines to prevent them from slipping on the wet floor.
Pinching music: “.”
Little Stone: “.”
Dare not speak.
God knows how much they wanted to laugh when Lin Jianyuan mistook his intestines for a mop.
But I dare not!
I really don’t dare!
After all, that’s an S-class mop… no, an S-class intestine!
It can be seen that the digestive system is also quite unhappy about this.
Awww!
This time, when I took a bite, my digestive system had to use a little more effort.
The skin on Lin Jianyuan's throat immediately sank, forming a row of neat teeth marks.
Although there are teeth marks, they are very shallow.
Not to mention breaking the skin, there won’t even be a mark left after it is loosened.
Nienile and Xiao Shitou looked at it and shook their heads.
At this moment, Lin Jianyuan's phone screen suddenly lit up in the darkness. All the heretics were simultaneously drawn to his attention.
Nie Nie Le: "Again, work?"
Little Stone: "Are you going to work overtime again?"
The digestive system swatted away the two flags, then rolled up Lin Jianyuan's phone and brought it in front of him.
The screen shows: The [national subsidy xxx sweeping and mopping robot with self-cleaning mop and extension (3 interest-free installments)] you purchased has been shipped!
Digestive system: "..."
What's wrong? You can't get over the mopping joke, right?
The esophagus was bulging, and the digestive system was about to throw the phone away, but the wet mucous membrane accidentally touched something, and the product introduction video started playing automatically.
"The sweeping and mopping robot cleans 360° without any blind spots, including under the bed and in the corners of the wall. No more worrying about dust accumulating in invisible corners!"
"The self-cleaning function completely frees you from the stress of cleaning. After cleaning the floor, the robot returns to its base station for self-cleaning, and the mop dries automatically. No need to worry about water marks on the floor, and no need to get your hands dirty..."
The night was deep. In the dim bedroom of my rented apartment, the light from the screen flickered on the mucous membranes of my digestive system.
Lin Jianyuan, who was standing beside him, was sleeping with even breathing.
The two decompression toys that were rolled up by the intestines and thrown to the corner of the wall didn't even dare to breathe.
I watched the digestive system while holding a mobile phone and watching commercials. I watched it over and over again.
It made my duodenum look like a bow.
At the same time, on the other side of the city, in the S-level containment area of the Administration's underground city.
“Ahhhh why! Why on earth?!”
The inspector faced a pile of messy mathematical models, his hair disheveled and his expression crazy, scratching his head frantically with his hands, almost making himself bald.
The delirium behavior pattern that I finally summarized two days ago has changed again today!
Why did it suddenly run west at nine o'clock in the evening!
Why did it run west for an hour and then suddenly run east?
So actually delirium is just running around without any pattern, right?
What about the previous stable "9 am to 9 pm" cyclical rhythm?
Is there a pattern or not?
Help! He is going crazy!
Why do people go to work? Why do they write reports?
Why should we analyze the movement trajectory of a fucking stupid heretic who doesn't even have any intelligence and calculate its regular function?!
Everything is quiet, and it is a deep night for humans to sleep and rest.
But it is an excellent opportunity for heretics to act.
So, on the other side of the city, Lin Jianyuan's company.
In the dark office, a light suddenly came on from a printer.
Amid the humming sound of the machine, sheets of white paper were swallowed in, printed with words, and then spit out from another outlet.
However, the printer had been working for a while, but the paper outlet was empty.
A shadow covered the printer, like a thin and dense black net, covering the printer tightly.
Every time a piece of paper was spit out from the paper outlet, the next second the sound of swallowing and chewing would be heard from the dark shadow.
"Mmm, delicious... not enough, not enough..."
basement.
The bloody tumor hanging in the center of the room like a giant heart suddenly moved!
Countless blood vessels became swollen with blood, the tumor suddenly contracted, and the bulging blood vessels shot up into the sky like the tentacles of a siren!
——But when it touched the ceiling, it was stopped by something flexible and solid and bounced back violently.
Sarcoma was stunned and shouted angrily: "Idiot! Let me out! Don't you know that something is coming! If you don't let me out, our territory will be invaded by it! Let go!"
However, no matter how it cursed, the eye vine remained silent, simply tightening its vines, trapping it tightly here.
sarcoma:"……"
Over. I forgot something.
This eye vine has no intelligence!
Although it is now Class B, it was promoted from Class C!
Not only can C-level heretics not speak human language, they also have no intelligence at all!
This eye vine is a retard who can only tie people up and can't understand human language!
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